The most hilarious bait and switch by Disney ever. The dude who wrote and directed Coco wrote and started directing and animating it, and then fucking bounced after shoving a bunch of queer themes in. Then two rando directors stepped in to salvage it. So instead of a heartwarming story about a kid solving the mystery of his deadbeat grandfather's legacy it's about a kid who grooms an alien into turning space gay to astrocommunists while his father cries out to the cosmos that turned their backs on him. Also theres a subplot where the galactic government kidnaps his kid and won't let him see them again until he acknowledges the space gayness of his kid. The father is the bad guy.
Disney's response to this has been blaming racists for the movie tanking because the human kid is Latino.
Yeah but Janeway voiced the Voyager bit so the rest of the movie was irrelevant.
Also had HAM radios and I loved it. I thought it was cute, the writing was tight, had a unique spin on the “we are not alone” theme, and Glordon was both funny and cute.
Also I’m partial to a Jimmy Neutron-esque binge day at a theme park.
9/10. Would watch again. Would be better if the Aunt had bigger titties.
When Spy Kids 2 came out all the toys were these working spy gadgets like little binoculars and shit and you'd put them all together and it would make Ralph the robot bug thing
Not that I remember. It’s just about some kids who doesn’t feel like he belongs so he turns to aliens. The story wouldn’t have changed if he was white or any other race. They don’t lean into messaging or whatever. There’s a lot of brown people but that’s any city in California tbh
If Elio was real to life, the aliens would abduct the gay autistic Mexican kid, then return him to earth with the knowledge that all humans love Nazism, Naruto, diaper fetishism, and raping their cousin.
Wintermute0311@reddit
What on the fuck is Elio? Sounds pretty gay, so I'm not googling it.
BanzaiKen@reddit
The most hilarious bait and switch by Disney ever. The dude who wrote and directed Coco wrote and started directing and animating it, and then fucking bounced after shoving a bunch of queer themes in. Then two rando directors stepped in to salvage it. So instead of a heartwarming story about a kid solving the mystery of his deadbeat grandfather's legacy it's about a kid who grooms an alien into turning space gay to astrocommunists while his father cries out to the cosmos that turned their backs on him. Also theres a subplot where the galactic government kidnaps his kid and won't let him see them again until he acknowledges the space gayness of his kid. The father is the bad guy.
Disney's response to this has been blaming racists for the movie tanking because the human kid is Latino.
easterner1848@reddit
WE. MUST. SUPPORT. ORIGINAL. ANIMATED. MOVIES.
ScottBascom@reddit
Not when they are garbage
douchecanoe122@reddit
Yeah but Janeway voiced the Voyager bit so the rest of the movie was irrelevant.
Also had HAM radios and I loved it. I thought it was cute, the writing was tight, had a unique spin on the “we are not alone” theme, and Glordon was both funny and cute.
Also I’m partial to a Jimmy Neutron-esque binge day at a theme park.
9/10. Would watch again. Would be better if the Aunt had bigger titties.
maxedonia@reddit
Sir, this an an E.T.’s
jpedditor@reddit
the review is better than the movie.
Throwaway241506@reddit
I was at McDonalds and kids didn't like the toys, some even threw it in the garbage. It's hard to be that bad
fat_nuts_big_buttz@reddit
I mean to be fair mcdonalds toys are all complete shit, just twisted China plastic. Though they probably used to be somewhat better
TheThalmorEmbassy@reddit
When Spy Kids 2 came out all the toys were these working spy gadgets like little binoculars and shit and you'd put them all together and it would make Ralph the robot bug thing
dinnerbird@reddit
I remember as a kid getting actual mini video games in my happy meals
mostie2016@reddit
Or Sanrio watches. God I wish I had kept them around especially the Chococat one.
_Rook_Castle@reddit
IGN gave it a 9, but I think that was just the number of people in the audience.
GlitteringFutures@reddit
Review by "Carlos"
Accomplished-Tap8598@reddit
That is a lucid, well thought-out, intelligent analysis. But I just don't watch movies with brown protags.
trex7609@reddit
Holy fucking based.
DappyDee@reddit
Unless it's Bollywood nonsense; we watch those for their sheer absurdity.
edbods@reddit
please, ugandan cinema for top tier heart and soul
back_reggin@reddit
"We" absolutely do not.
Maxbonzoo@reddit
I just dont watch Disney/Pixar movies made after 2018 period
Toiletbowlblues@reddit
I just don't watch Disney/Pixar movies after Toy Story 3
Nutaholic@reddit
They got a little too cocky naming it after the protagonist of the gayest movie of all time
P0pt@reddit
what movie would that be?
Nutaholic@reddit
Call me by your name
ReynAetherwindt@reddit
Reynold?
OkayJuice@reddit
I actually liked the movie. Took my kids
HistoricalIce5@reddit
Fascinating how you can always tell
OkayJuice@reddit
Lol
stevenhawkingsmidget@reddit
Was there any message you could find in there after the directing fuck up or was it just like simple entertainment?
OkayJuice@reddit
Not that I remember. It’s just about some kids who doesn’t feel like he belongs so he turns to aliens. The story wouldn’t have changed if he was white or any other race. They don’t lean into messaging or whatever. There’s a lot of brown people but that’s any city in California tbh
dickdicksonesq@reddit
Elio? Is it based off of that guy that shot the Healthcare CEO or something?
ToaKraka@reddit
No, it's named after the guy who promised to make a two-passenger, three-wheel, 7500-dollar car, but turned out to be a scammer.
Niathlak@reddit
Nah, its named after the supreme gentleman himself.
hh26@reddit
Yeah, Amelio Bedelio
Alternative_Border29@reddit
If Elio was real to life, the aliens would abduct the gay autistic Mexican kid, then return him to earth with the knowledge that all humans love Nazism, Naruto, diaper fetishism, and raping their cousin.
Paradox@reddit
Don't forget Simpsons rule 34
P0pt@reddit
you're forgetting a key part of brown "culture", watching dragon ball
Alternative_Border29@reddit
No blacks love Dragonball. Mexicans like it too but they really like Naruto, Pokémon, and gangster Looney Tunes for some reason.
Dill_Donor@reddit
Lol why is this so true?
TheIronGnat@reddit
Good analysis, but my old rhetoric teacher used to say that you cheapen your point with epithets and curses.
DrDMango@reddit
Good anal!
Jonercel@reddit
The alien looked cool so I’m going to watch it
victor4700@reddit
It insists upon itself.
Also I’m gonna use “tumblry burger-king-kids-club diversity”. It’s part of the zeitgeist now.
STFUNeckbeard@reddit
This was way too much thought put into a movie to market fucking frozen pizza
Beamo1080@reddit
Literally never even heard of this movie lol
LukeJaywalker0@reddit
Anon thinks too hard about a literal kid's movie that no one saw.