Cats in the Cradle
Posted by randominsamity@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 22 comments
Posted by randominsamity@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 22 comments
Cornmeal_Rat@reddit
The joke is that a majority of sexual assaults are committed by close family members or friends of the victim
randominsamity@reddit (OP)
Anon's dad was just teaching him about the dangers of talking to strangers.
stillmahboi@reddit
How would they learn otherwise.
NatGau@reddit
No way, more at 6
Altruistic-Key-369@reddit
I was waiting to read this on r/explainthejoke.
XygenSS@reddit
peeeetah
CrazyElk123@reddit
And that strange men in trench coats have cute dogs inside their white van.
YJLLK@reddit
What da fuq.
NuclearWinter_101@reddit
This feels like a Norm Macdonald joke
BobcatBob26@reddit
Finally, a story that doesn't paint those of us who drive around in vans as the bad guy. So sick of people judging me when I pull up to a park or kindergarten.
randominsamity@reddit (OP)
ExperienceLow6810@reddit
Damn now that’s a throwback
SmoothPimp85@reddit
That's what I call a good twist.
I_am_Reptoid_King@reddit
Wings4514@reddit
What a plot twist! M. Night Shyamalan would be proud.
fart-tag@reddit
Anon takes the meat missle.
305StonehillDeadbody@reddit
Wholesome story
RaiderCat_12@reddit
Holesome
Venom933@reddit
Hole in one 🥸
randominsamity@reddit (OP)
Anon's dad was just teaching him about the dangers of talking to strangers.
JO5EPH_44@reddit
Dad probably evaluated that something was missing in anon's adventure story.
No-Care6414@reddit
What a caring father! Making sure his son never misses the full adventure!