99% of greentexts:
Posted by 900m15@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 70 comments
Posted by 900m15@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 70 comments
mandyback@reddit
Told chat gpt to fill in the blanks
be straight boy
home alone, rock hard, bored as shit
decide to check /a/ for some “wholesome recommendations”
see cute redhead “girl” posted with a smug face
download entire series in 10 minutes
start marathon fap session
lube everywhere, dick raw
midway through episode 6
she drops the skirt
full veiny futa cock swings out like a medieval flail
my soul leaves my body
can’t stop stroking
tears streaming down my face
imagine it pounding my ass
start cooming harder than I ever have in my worthless life
collapse in a pool of shame and cum
delete browsing history
close laptop
stare at ceiling
realize I’d do it again tomorrow.
CruciFuckingAround@reddit
i tested it, chat gpt has restrictions. this is all you bud
mandyback@reddit
Idk what everyone is on about, chatgpt literally gives me way edgier shit than this but i can't be bothered to make a case for myself lol, believe or not.
CruciFuckingAround@reddit
I ain't believing it because its funnier
mandyback@reddit
What it sent after i told it to make it edgier.
900m15@reddit (OP)
frkurdamsoad@reddit
ChatGPT ?
aaronlaw24@reddit
Is chat gpt what you call your daily fantasies?
Winter_Low4661@reddit
Real and real gay
Eve1524@reddit
SlamdalfTheGrey@reddit
gake and fay
Commercial-Living443@reddit
Say gex
Donfapo@reddit
GEX!
levgamm123@reddit
Good boy >:3
CommanderMatrixHere@reddit
op got a boner from this thats why downvote
900m15@reddit (OP)
what'd i do 😭
Maz2742@reddit
Is it Gex Night?
QueenDriff@reddit
My Uncle died for a THIRD time?!
Shlafenflarst@reddit
frkurdamsoad@reddit
I miss franku
Pullsberry_Dough_Boy@reddit
The ">be me, straight male" greentext turns out to be GAY. It's SO HECKIN FUNNY because it's SUBVERSIVE. Please ignore the image quality. I swear it wasn't reposted one billion times already. Please I need the wholsome points.
SteveFrench12@reddit
I thought we were posting those because theyre hot not because theyre funny
Pullsberry_Dough_Boy@reddit
Yeah, epic hot when 80% of the image is obscured for "comedic" effect. Go to r.gaygreentexts for the funny you-know-what. Or go watch, I don't know, actual gay porn
fritando@reddit
actual gay porn is boring after the 8000th video
cocofan4life@reddit
Is it just me or gay porn more romantic? They kiss alot
fritando@reddit
women are incapable of love
UpsetPhilosopher4661@reddit
original image if anyone wanted it
Turbulent-Loquat3749@reddit
Thanks,i m actually seeing this for the 1 st time.
Sturm1109@reddit
Imagine living your whole live without ever knowing this life changing greentext
Waity5@reddit
Relevant XKCD
PHVF@reddit
That’s nice
Satisfying_Fog17@reddit
If you are particularly observant, you will notice that he refers to himself using the term "boy"
This leads me to deduce that he has already internalized his new identity of "silly little boy"
allgreek2me2004@reddit
Let me read about the straight boy sucking a dick.
Im-not-good-at-names@reddit
gbuub@reddit
Let me guess. He met a girl, crazy stuff happened, then happy ending with said girl.
Filip564@reddit
Real and straight?
LevnLie@reddit
TwoScoopsofDestroyer@reddit
I got news for you, that means you're gay.
Dysto_@reddit
mrlunes@reddit
Many such cases
T-D-Leon@reddit
DeepQueen@reddit
Ace_of_Razgriz_77@reddit
frkurdamsoad@reddit
PomegranateHot9916@reddit
it is in fact not 99% of greentexts.
it is just 99% of the greentexts you see in this sub. because those greentexts are made specifically to karma whore in r/greentext
yes a redditors go on 4chun to post greentexts just so they can screenshot it and post it here for karma.
bagofdicks69@reddit
Send_Cake_Or_Nudes@reddit
Haha, dad stop posting on the Cambodian Sock Puppet Theatre fanclub and get back on the street corner you silly goose!
OMGRedditBadThink@reddit
Pay Gorn
Deathgripsugar@reddit
IronicSuperposition@reddit
jokes??? on my fujoshi subreddit???
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
Don't invoke that word.
I spent way too many hours of my life debating those girls on anime Instagram pages that a relationship between Eren and Levi would be highly degenerate
Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit
ON MY TIBETAN SHADOW PUPPET FORUM???
DRazzyo@reddit
Fujoshit*
johancoffey@reddit
Lol this made me giggle
cantorofleng@reddit
Real and not straight.
Called_end@reddit
Green posts fell so low...
lavalantern@reddit
Fake or gay Call it
fart-tag@reddit
“I was farting and burping sperm for a week, but realized I’m not gay”.
UnlimitedBoxSpace@reddit
Even these are being meta posts about a meta post
Hiro_the_Bladeknight@reddit
“Straight guy”
“Much closeted gay shit later”
“What do I go guys?”
dondocooled@reddit
I wonder when a 4channer will make a "be me, straight" post and try their hardest to make truly straight. It might be impossible for them due to their tendencies, but it would be an interesting thought experiment
Uri_BaBa@reddit
Does this actually ever happen? like one day in your twenties you suddenly realise you're gay why are there so many posts like this
LITERALLY_SHREK@reddit
Can't speak for everyone but no, most of it is fantasy. Nothing gay ever happened to me or any of my male friends. I can count the amount of gay people (i know of) that I met on one hand, and they were either perfectly normal or sleazy people at clubs.
Arstanishe@reddit
take a guess? nah, anon already took one in the ass
Nyan__Ko@reddit
the-dogsox@reddit
Many such cases
An_Draoidh_Uaine@reddit
I get it's a joke, but I feel like you should see it coming when you go to the gay erotica website, screenshot gay erotica and then post it to the gay erotica subreddit.
gonaldgoose8@reddit
Greentexts? On my gay larp subreddit?
dGlitch@reddit
Many such cases
swcnpoho@reddit