Derren Brown plays this at the start of his current tour shows. Later on he asks the audience if their fists can feel the big water pipe at the corner of the stage. If you can feel the pull, you follow it. When you get to the corner of the stage, he kills you and then brings you back to life. Or something like that.
When his landlord knocks on his door. After he tells him about the venue, then tells him, "tomorrow's already the tenth... Just slide the rent under my door." Then he, Walter, and Donny go to the interpretive dance thing.
Eddie_1982@reddit
An island where it rains every other day, and they wonder it water in the ground. She should try this humbug (nonsense, rubbish) in the desert.
doctor--zaius@reddit
We can see what condition her condition is in.
ItsSignalsJerry_@reddit
Sweet fancy moses.
outfoxingthefoxes@reddit
Do you have any kalhua?
Putrid_Cobbler4386@reddit
The water is over there
outfoxingthefoxes@reddit
Who is that guy?!
PricklePete@reddit
The well finder is disabled yes.
Putrid_Cobbler4386@reddit
She has health problems
bhadbhutthole@reddit
A 92 year old man found where to put a well on my property with divining rods in under 10 minutes.
Fun_Pressure5442@reddit
Is that some eastern thing?
AKBio@reddit
The founder of Mormonism did this as one of his first jobs. Fleecing people by "dousing" for wells.
Unusual-Equivalent19@reddit
You can however locate water mains with "dousing rods" I didn't believe it until I saw it work over and over again.
Fun_Pressure5442@reddit
Are you employed sir?
defmaybe_DFO@reddit
Far from it, Dude.
Silly_Antelope_9017@reddit
HAHAHAHA!!!! That caption is genius. 🤘
AdSmooth8332@reddit
I’ve made and used dousing rods to find water and wires under the ground but it never looked anything like this…
LaughingPlanet@reddit (OP)
Obviously you're not a golfer
AdSmooth8332@reddit
Damn, I’ve been found out
ebro8888@reddit
He must be there to fix the cable. Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here... He fixes the cable? Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
weaponized_sasquatch@reddit
It's a wandering daughter job.
Easter_Eyeland_Fed@reddit
Yeah lots of good ones in here but this one takes it
LaughingPlanet@reddit (OP)
Brother Seamus, you win the comments section!🏆
AdventurousTravel509@reddit
Water finder lady, I love you, but sooner or later, you’re gonna have to face the fact you’re a goddamn moron.
AKBio@reddit
*Mormon
jeffbas@reddit
Dammit your comment made me snort my yogurt out my nose.
botgimp@reddit
More..... Sugar...
Stugatssss@reddit
I need one of those that can find a cash machine when Bunny wants to blow me.
herbcud@reddit
after the what have you....
TCB68@reddit
Ok bye bye
SirKermit@reddit
Apparently she's not a golfer.
Touch-the-Sky-2274@reddit
WELL, Dude. We just don’t know.
See what I did there?
nrm930@reddit
She's gotta feed the monkey
facemugg@reddit
Jackie Treehorn draws a lot of water on this farm, Lebowski. You don’t draw shit.
LaughingPlanet@reddit (OP)
Jackie Treehorn treats divining rods like women, man
facemugg@reddit
Stay out of Malibu Farms Lebowski!
Green_Bast3rd@reddit
This aggression will not stand man! You know?
Glad-Tax6594@reddit
You really missed the opportunity to make it, "This aggregation will not stand man! You know?"
punkypal@reddit
This must be just outside of Moorhead, Minnesota.
baller_dad@reddit
How you gonna get back on the farm after they've seen Carl Hungus?
ericofduart@reddit
It’s a water divining act
broberds@reddit
What
would you do
if I sang
out of tune?
jeffbas@reddit
Good one, Cocker
LaughingPlanet@reddit (OP)
Johnson?
ChristianoMeshi@reddit
Over Under and under Dunn?
CapKey6706@reddit
Your best work.
mjpfinger@reddit
Give me some notes…
coachleathergloves@reddit
Interesting cycle.
Ornery-Scholar9973@reddit
Ripper42@reddit
those are some good burgers Walter
weaponized_sasquatch@reddit
The in n out burger is on Camrose.
Han_Swolo_18@reddit
NEAR the In n Out….
KoobsInABox@reddit
The well's on Radford, near the In-N-Out Burger
bwanabass@reddit
Water diviner says, “Hey man, there’s a beverage here!”
Elderchicken948@reddit
She must be related to Joe Cocker
icwhatudiddere@reddit
You want a well? I can get you a well, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
LarsThorwald@reddit
It’s a wandering appendage job.
Jurgis-Rudkis@reddit
0x0ddba11@reddit
It's down there somewhere, let me take another look.
Pwnstix@reddit
Are these the Nazi zombies, Walter?
MrBark@reddit
Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.
Hoss-Drone@reddit
Yeah, yeah oh yeah what condition her condition was in....
CIarkNova@reddit
What is that, yoga?
Axle-f@reddit
No. It decreases the chances of conception.
WaySavvyD@reddit
Looks more like Joe Cocker
BecauseOfTromp@reddit
After the…what-have-you here, we’ll get a drink of water and irrigate the crops.
weaponized_sasquatch@reddit
Our troubles are over, Dude.
weaponized_sasquatch@reddit
How you gonna keep them down on the farm once they've dowsed Karl Hungus?
facemugg@reddit
Fix the cable
WeinerBalls-5000@reddit
Damnit, Walt Jr.
jazzhandpanda@reddit
Oh please, Dear?
opopkl@reddit
Derren Brown plays this at the start of his current tour shows. Later on he asks the audience if their fists can feel the big water pipe at the corner of the stage. If you can feel the pull, you follow it. When you get to the corner of the stage, he kills you and then brings you back to life. Or something like that.
weaponized_sasquatch@reddit
That had not occurred to us, Dude.
burntorangecycle@reddit
What's with this guy? Who is he?
facemugg@reddit
Obviously you’re not a divining rod
craiggy36@reddit
His divining rod, or his Johnson.
weaponized_sasquatch@reddit
Vagina.
Optimal_Tangerine_67@reddit
Ive never found this quote in the movie, please let me know!
Any-Practice-991@reddit
When his landlord knocks on his door. After he tells him about the venue, then tells him, "tomorrow's already the tenth... Just slide the rent under my door." Then he, Walter, and Donny go to the interpretive dance thing.
SirLawnsALot@reddit
Are you employed, ma'am?
You don't go out there looking for water like that on a weekday, do ya?
AlGeee@reddit
Is this a…what decade is this?
SecretPrinciple8708@reddit
Little Lebowski Rural Achiever, yes, and proud we are of all of her.
Dreadnought13@reddit
You look for the person who will benefit and uh, uh, you know
Bombinic@reddit
I remember my first beer.
NubsackJones@reddit
Stay out of Cornwall, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my farming community.
Fmartins84@reddit
Beginning_Baseball44@reddit
I’ll make notes
facemugg@reddit
Ma’am, this is a family farm.
dmroeder@reddit
I'll be there, man
cntUcDis@reddit
Far out man, Far Fucking Out!
cntUcDis@reddit
Far out man, Far Fucking Out!