But how do i pass time Anon? Tell me
Posted by CandidateMiserable74@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 31 comments

Posted by CandidateMiserable74@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 31 comments
Reading_username@reddit
What's it gonna be next?
maresflex@reddit
100% of gamers will die!
buttcheeksontoast@reddit
I mean...
Trick-Caramel-6156@reddit
Video games cause death! 👴👵
cantorofleng@reddit
Good. I don't want to be here.
Snort_Viking@reddit
They cause old age, I can confirm
magnuman307@reddit
Not if I can help it.
ploopygrenade@reddit
videogames cause gamerdent!
Icaughtkillin@reddit
I play video games standing up. I have a standing desk to counteract the gamer neck that I get from my stupid ass desk job where I look at a gay little computer monitor all fucking day
NightOwl3031@reddit
MFs will say this and then proceed to smoke and drink daily
WinterMage42@reddit
Me when I play games in a pitch black room with my monitor brightness on max sitting on an old kitchen chair and my wrists and slammed down on the table at a 90 degree angle to use my peripherals.
Invest in ergonomics and good lighting people, save yourself before it’s too late.
BluBlue4@reddit
What does the lighting have to do with it though?
iswins@reddit
Feng shui ties your happiness directly to the amount of sunlight you receive (fire chi) so that's something to do with it I guess.
iswins@reddit
My cousin has the worst gamer neck I've ever seen it's like 30° to the parallel of ground.
I, on the other hand, only have gamer dent and carpal tunnel (not actually I switch to Dvorak and it healed before it became serious) ((but I do got a real bad gamer dent))
CompactAvocado@reddit
play videogames and lift. enjoy both worlds.
20Wizard@reddit
Do keep in mind that lifting balls doesn't undo the shitty posture of keeping neck and back bent all day. Gotta keep the posture straight
SiAnK0@reddit
Lift the coffee?
fishtankm29@reddit
After work, I sit in a dark room and periodically get up to do stretches and light calisthenics.
Why aren't you prolongmaxing anons?
EtTuBrotus@reddit
I’m 5’4 and 300lbs. My resting heart rate is 137bpm and my blood pressure is too high to measure. I have obliterated my dick with my ultra grip strength. The stench of my ass is a hate crime. My teeth are rotting and my tongue is permanent Mountain Dew fluorescent green.
Do you think your “gamer neck” scares me?
Fool.
I have pushed my body to limits most mortals never thought possible. I am the Human Male 2.0.
And I am glorious
Firepandazoo@reddit
The way you wrote this comment tells me that this isn't far off from reality
magnuman307@reddit
So you're saying I shouldn't regularly stay up for 36+ hours pounding monster and addies?
Damn, I thought this was healthy.
funkmydunkyouslunk@reddit
Counter argument: suck my fucking dick
PotatoSaladThe3rd@reddit
You still get this posture from working an office job though.
bfg9kdude@reddit
Jokes on you, I'm leaned in at 120° angle
THEzwerver@reddit
Cant stop the ideal gamer posture grind 💪
bali40@reddit
Nobody tell them about office work having the same positure going back to typewriter era even.
MisterGoo@reddit
Same for scrolling shit on your phone all day.
fart-tag@reddit
Dude in the pic looks like he’s ready for some nob gobbling.
TABASCO2415@reddit
and working 8 hours on a computer per day is different how?
Lekamil@reddit
is it really a coincidence that this neck angle is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
Absolutemehguy@reddit