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Enshittificationeye@reddit

Even if you’re not, this feels British.

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Calling them tinned instead of canned. Leaving it open faced as "cheese toast" instead of a closed "grilled cheese." Canned tomatoes instead of canned tomato soup. Putting random shit on top of toasted bread. It all checks out.

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Deucalion666@reddit

All of this is bullshit with not a single shred of truth. - we use both “tinned” and “canned”. - I don’t know WTF you mean in the second point. Cheese on toast and a grilled cheese are not the same thing. Choosing not to make it a grilled cheese doesn’t equal British. - Again, we have tomato soup. Choosing not to have soup doesn’t mean anything. Same stupid “logic” as the cheese on toast one. - putting stuff on toast is also not indicative of anything.

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boolmi@reddit

Just because you do eat things a non-British way doesn’t mean the inverse is true. I’m American and we typically don’t say “tinned,” eat cheese on toast (most people don’t have toaster ovens), eat canned tomatoes on the non-existent cheese toast, and we eat our toast with spreads so we can easily pick it up.

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Deucalion666@reddit

The toaster oven is not a thing people have in the UK, and is definitely an American thing. I had to google what one even was ffs. That alone makes me automatically disregard the entirety of your comment since you clearly have no idea what you’re talking about.

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Capital-Ear8216@reddit

Ok... just because they assumed it was made in a toaster oven doesn't negate any of what they said.

I'm really not sure why you're so pissy about this whole thing. It's a really weird thing to get all pissed off about

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Deucalion666@reddit

Really? You’re not sure why I’m “pissy” about anyone seeing shitty food, and immediately going “must be bri’ish”. There was another post where the same thing happened and the OP was from Canada. The joke is getting fucking old, and you all act some of the food you come out with isn’t absolute shite.

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Capital-Ear8216@reddit

Yeah but the joke isn't going anywhere; it's literally a meme.

So it's basically going to trigger you every time because youve invested care about something that literally no one making the joke takes seriously.

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Deucalion666@reddit

Doesn’t mean I have to like it, especially when it’s wrong.

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Capital-Ear8216@reddit

YOU GOT ME! OH I GUESS THE JOKE IS OVER NOW EVERYONE WRAP IT UP

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Deucalion666@reddit

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boolmi@reddit

How do you make cheese toast? I actually have no idea because it’s not an American thing.

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Deucalion666@reddit

Me neither, because I’ve never heard of “cheese toast”. Now, cheese on toast is a different matter.

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boolmi@reddit

So it sounds like I don’t know what you’re talking about because I’m not British and you are. Almost like this post has a quintessentially British meal that other countries are unfamiliar with.

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Deucalion666@reddit

So it sounds like I don’t know what you’re talking about because I’m not British and you are.

Then that means you don’t know what *you’re talking about, so shut up.

Almost like this post has a quintessentially British meal that other countries are unfamiliar with.

Since it’s already been decided none of you know wtf you’re talking about, shut up.

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Novel_Pineapple_3576@reddit

Checked OP's account. To nobody's surprise, he is in fact, British

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Xenoous_RS@reddit (OP)

Oi guvnor. You got a loisence for that snooping?

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kakka_rot@reddit

this is the funniest self deprecating british joke I've read in months.

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VNDeltole@reddit

NSA operatives do not need loiscence

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Jeramy_Jones@reddit

Wartime rationing really did a number on the food culture there.

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Lord-Humongous-@reddit

Mf said "tinned tomatoes", no question they're british

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Fixuplookshark@reddit

This is actually spanish bar food: pan y tomate

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Mediocre_Sprinkles@reddit

I was gonna say this is perfectly fine to me

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catninjaambush@reddit

I’m wondering what brand of tinned tomatoes and if there was no Worcestershire sauce about.

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PrimaryIce8105@reddit

Fuck you for showing me this, an fuck your brother for making this.

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Xenoous_RS@reddit (OP)

And fuck you for your comment. Have a great day.

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PrimaryIce8105@reddit

fuck you too sir, also have a good day

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Little_Mushroom_6452@reddit

Sooo basically bruschetta

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I_might_be_weasel@reddit

Real Italiano!

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kinkybettyb@reddit

We have pizza at home

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enrnaiso@reddit

Sauce on top? Must be chicago style

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RottingFlame@reddit

it's under the sauce

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catbearcarseat@reddit

IT’S UNDER THE SAUCE

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Kalikhead@reddit

Can the Brits lease stop eating like they are I the midst of the Battle of Britain? It’s 2025 - food that does not involve bread or canned food exists.

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ky1e@reddit

very close to being shakshuka

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Sn0wchaser@reddit

I will personally make you a shakshuka to show you the error of your words

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CustomizedGaming@reddit

But the egg is the best part of the shakshouka. If you told me you were making shakshouka and handed me this, i wouldn’t say anything, but i would be a very sad camper.

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faatbuddha@reddit

What if you had ordered it at a restaurant

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CustomizedGaming@reddit

I would send this back

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MyOwnRobot@reddit

Maybe if "shakshouka" was in quotes?

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Zhoom45@reddit

If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike.

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ky1e@reddit

please forgive my transgression in the r/shittyfoodporn subreddit by making an offhand comment about visually looking similar to a bowl of shakshuka, i am enrolling later today in sensitivity classes

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metalguy91@reddit

In the same way that canned tuna and Rice-A-Roni is very close to being a sushi roll. Which is to say, not.

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ky1e@reddit

Close enough

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Beautifully_TwistedX@reddit

I'd probably eat it 😂

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batmans_stuntcock@reddit

With a bit of salt and pepper, some oregano, some basil this could be not bad for a teenage snack.

But the skin being left on the unseasoned tinned tomatoes, the juice soaked into the bread, it all feels uncivilised.

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