Forget about movies that “don’t hold up” (what does that even mean anyway?): let’s talk about movies that we always knew were lousy and still are!
Posted by Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 529 comments

(In the case of this one I’m not merely talking about the director either. I mean the actual movies themselves.)
svu_fan@reddit
The 1993 super Mario bros movie. Soooo bad lol
skolrageous@reddit
Yo wtf. Thems is fighting words. How dare you disparage that Oscar worthy film
AntisemitismCow@reddit
I don’t care what anyone says, including the people who made it, that movie is good!
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
For a long time I defended it but that gradually burned out. I still think there are good things about it. Very talented cast.
svu_fan@reddit
Haha, yes! It had so much potential. Then they lost me at the human King Bowser, and WTF were these Goombas??!! Why did they have such tiny heads and were 8 feet tall?? NOT HOW THEY LOOK LIKE IN THE GAMES 😭 the movie was such a letdown. Yet I still revisit the movie lol
Here2BeeFunny@reddit
Brick Lesner
DramaticErraticism@reddit
I've always been a huge video game fan, never watched this movie. Never found any reason to lol
Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit
Same. I loved the TV show though.
Raidak@reddit
As a Mario movie, absolutely trash.
But as it's own thing, that movie had some really awesome VFX and the practical effects were super impressive.
I love that movie to death, it did so many cool thing.
But yeah in terms of an adaptation it's pretty atrocious.
Alliesaurus@reddit
This right here. I’m pretty sure if it had been released as its own thing and not tied in to Mario, it would have become a cult classic. I think it missed a lot of its potential audience because video games were still seen as things for children at the time, and the people who went to see it because it was a Mario movie were going “wtf is this?”
1980powder1980@reddit
It's about time my username was relevant!
topshelfvanilla@reddit
Tank Girl is my favorite bad movie.
AugustiJade@reddit
I LOVE Tank Girl! Unironically one of my favourite 90s films. 😅
seafox77@reddit
That movie had a lot of heart. It wasn't good, but it was comfortable with being campy and weird.
topshelfvanilla@reddit
That's what makes a good bad movie.
Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit
More of a guilty pleasure than a bad movie. Absolute FIRE soundtrack.
andthrewaway1@reddit
I always associated this movie with phenomenon bc there are a ton of similarities
hyogodan@reddit
I feel like there was a spate of doppelgänger movies in the 90s.
Dante’s Peak / Volcano
Armageddon / Deep Impact
A Bug’s Life / Antz
I think there was even a pairing for twister (can’t remember it now)
No idea if it was one studio catching wind and trying to beat the other to the punch, or just a confluence of ideas, but it was weird.
Lo452@reddit
In the early 00's there were two about dating the president's daughter. Then you had The Prestige and the other one (The Illusionist?)
It's a thing, there's a term and a wiki page on twin movies IIRC.
torino_nera@reddit
The presidents daughter movies were First daughter and chasing liberty, I think
Nrmlgirl777@reddit
How High also had a dude dating the prez’s daughter
Feeling-Visit1472@reddit
And don’t forget the made-for-TV classic *My Date with the President’s Daughter”.
Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit
Dating the president's daughter? Not "Movies with Magicians"?
I thought that "San Andreas" and "World War Z" were "Who's the best Dad" movies.
VintageLover79@reddit
Kazam!/Shazaam!
Unique_Caterpillar_9@reddit
Night of the Twisters?
andthrewaway1@reddit
There was the pair of movies with presidents daughters
Tombstone and Earp
It was def bc they would catch wind of something and be like that's a great idea lets get one out i think time tables are too weird these days so if yours comes out like 8 months later it won't go well
Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit
Oh yeah. I get those mixed up sometimes.
FaluninumAlcon@reddit
Minority Report / Imposter (with Gary Senise, a national treasure)
Perry7609@reddit
Red Planet and Mission to Mars as well, albeit in 2000.
max_peck@reddit
Today studios avoid the risk of similar plotlines in new movies by not making any new stories but simply remaking old ones.
GrammaticalObject@reddit
There is a great graphic novel by the writer Brian Michael Bendis about trying to make one of his comics into a movie around this period. It's called Fortune and Glory. In addition to this being a great comic, he writes about the dynamic at Hollywood studios in those days, with ideas bubbling up to multiple studios and the FOMO-induced motivation for producing (or reviving) multiple movies with the same basic themes or stories at pretty much the same time.
(FWIW, Bendis went on to work on Marvel comics and his work has been made into a bunch of movies at this point, I think he gets special credit in the Spiderverse movies etc. But back when he wrote this book, he had mainly done these black and white indie crime comics, so the story is about a creative underdog trying to pitch his work in Hollywood.)
stataryus@reddit
And both are really special, encouraging us to let our ‘weird’ strength and beauty shine, and to encourage others’.
therealpopkiller@reddit
Same! And I’ve still seen neither
andthrewaway1@reddit
oh,,,, Phenom is worth a watch maybe..... Great seen with Brent spiner and the movie has forrest whitaker though he doesn't really get to cook......
Cool-Signature-7801@reddit
I saw both in the ‘90s but remember almost nothing about them. There is a connection in my mind, though, between these two movies!
ccduke@reddit
I like this movie lol
ezmoney98@reddit
Yea me too and everyone was talking about it at school. I haven't seen it since then though .
ActorMonkey@reddit
This came out at the same time as Phenomenon. The one with John Travolta having telekinesis and genius-brain.
AbbreviationsBorn276@reddit
Wasnt he an angel in some other movie?
ActorMonkey@reddit
Michael, perchance?
Dicky_Penisburg@reddit
"Perchance," Michael?
AbbreviationsBorn276@reddit
Man, the 90s were great for travolta.
madisondood-138@reddit
You can’t just say perchance.
seahawk1977@reddit
Mayhaps?
ezmoney98@reddit
Abso-dontly say that
Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit
Michael Fo' Sure.
Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit
I feel like I was the only one that saw it from my school.
notevebpossible@reddit
Actually kinda crazy the director was able to get any more work after prison
look_ima_frog@reddit
Just an FYI, the director, Victor Salva is a pedophile piece of shit that still somehow works as a director: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Salva
Fuck that guy.
stataryus@reddit
That is fucking horrific
AbbreviationsBorn276@reddit
Yea i read about this, and like kinda tainted the movie for me.
thebeaverchair@reddit
That's all thanks to his friend/defender/enabler, Francis Ford Coppola. Turns out, he's as garbage as most of his movies.
therealpopkiller@reddit
For child sexual abuse and child pornography. Fuck him and fuck Disney, Francis Ford Coppola, United Artists, and anyone else who has enabled this monster
Hipcatjack@reddit
Same. I thought it was really good and i remember seeing it in the movies
ccduke@reddit
Same !
izlib@reddit
yah same. But maybe it's just the Jerry Goldsmith musical score that does it for me.
misterlakatos@reddit
I remember watching this as a kid and not enjoying any of it.
Then I learned about the director and that validated my feelings about the movie. No need to ever revisit it.
king_rootin_tootin@reddit
I was wondering how long I'd have to scroll before I saw someone mention that
Deep-Interest9947@reddit
Sorry to all the pale blond boys I called powder in the 1990s
MicroBadger_@reddit
I shaved my head bald to be Lex Luthor for Halloween one year. Everyone thought I was powder.
ScottClam42@reddit
Hahaha oh man, i am so sorry. I would have loved to have been in on that joke back in the day
LTIRfortheWIN@reddit
I was one of those guys
Deep-Interest9947@reddit
Sorry 😢
LTIRfortheWIN@reddit
Eh, I never saw the movie so I didn't get the reference. Just heard it a few times
amayain@reddit
I couldn't remember the name and told my mom I wanted to see a new movie called Chowder. She looked at me like she couldn't believe she made me.
itsasnowconemachine@reddit
THAT'S CHOWDAH! CHOWDAH!
DavidForPresident@reddit
Come on! Say it Frenchie!
....showdare
optimusHerb@reddit
CHOW-DEEEEER? CHOW-DEEEER?
amayain@reddit
That's exactly how I said it lol
Unit_79@reddit
I worked with a guy in the 2010s and we called him Powder then!
tjeepdrv2@reddit
Ha, I still call pasty bald guys Powder.
nevmo75@reddit
There’s a guy at my work who’s still called powder. I struggle to remember his real name.
TrinityKilla82@reddit
Haha me too. I can’t even remember his real name 🤣
moirarose42@reddit
I still call my ginger friend powder lol
Deep-Interest9947@reddit
I loved Ginger boys so it was pretty rude of me to making fun of the pales. (I’m also a pale)
percypersimmon@reddit
I don’t forgive you.
Seeing the poster immediately brought it back up in my memories lol
Deep-Interest9947@reddit
Sorry 😞
BlernsballAllStar@reddit
Things were pretty rough for us for a while after this movie came out.
Yellow_Snow_Globe@reddit
I regret nothing
ShartyMcFly1982@reddit
We still call our 5 year old powder. In our defense, he’s real pale, and he doesn’t take offense, yet.
Dubyew@reddit
In all fairness, I really am THAT pale.
burf@reddit
As a super fair skinned sun sensitive person, this movie is an important cultural touchstone, no matter how bad it is.
BreckyMcGee@reddit
Came here for this. This movie caused me issues as a pasty red head
sandglider@reddit
Just a couple months ago, we found an albino squirrel living in our tree outside. My wife named him Powder
Swimming-Trifle-899@reddit
lol I had a coworker who called me Powder bc every time I touched the lotto terminal in our shop it wigged out. Oh and bc I was pasty pale af.
pixelpheasant@reddit
Burn that shiz before you expire, lest a junker sell/upload to classmates, archive.org, ancestry, etc ... out youthful debauchery may yet make it to the interwebs, albeit belatedly
CHESTER_C0PPERP0T@reddit
To this day, I hate bald boys. I can’t stand bald boys.
Disastrous-Panda5530@reddit
I was just thinking of this one pale guy in middle and high school we called Powder. I had forgotten all about it til now.
Deep-Interest9947@reddit
One of my BFFs in high school wrote all the nicknames we called people on top of their photos in my yearbook. We were mean. Luckily we didn’t usually say them to their faces.
BornTry5923@reddit
No! I loved this movie! Granted, I was 15 when it came out, but still.
InternetProtocol@reddit
If you havent seen the sequel Powder 2: Powder 2 the People, I have the trailer here
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
That’s what the first one should have been!
Turbojelly@reddit
I vaguely remember a line from a reviiew on Powder that described it petfectly: "You need to be smart to write a good intelligent character, this writer isn't."
getdownmakelooove@reddit
I never saw this movie, but as a very pale person, I got called Powder quite a bit after it came out. It's kinda fucked up because I'm a female and have always had long hair. I dont resemble the character in any way, except for being very fair skinned.
I also got called Casper, bag of flour, glow in the dark, albino, etc.
AnUdderDay@reddit
NIPPLE LIGHTNING POWER..... ACTIVATE!
shameonyounancydrew@reddit
Agent-Smolder@reddit
I will not stand for this Showgirls hate. Noami is Goddess. I freaking loved / love this movie.
getdownmakelooove@reddit
I'm sorry, but IMHO, this is one of those movies that is so bad, it's good.
randoperson42@reddit
I got in trouble for renting this at the movie store. I had to bike across town to get there and they wouldn't let me rent it without permission, so I gave them the house number, the baby sitter answered, and just said yes without thinking about it. I rode my bike home and as soon as I walked in the door she took it away from me. After she got off of the phone she realized what what title they told her.
InternetProtocol@reddit
So, I loved Saved by the Bell(still do), so when 15 year old me, with my puberty hormones raging, heard about this movie where Jessie Spano is a naked stripper, I made it my goal in life to get the tape.
I succeeded one day when my mom took my brother and I to go visit our great aunt, I asked my mom if my brother and I could go to the nearby tiny video store, she obliged, and I somehow managed to smuggle it out.
No longer would I have to rewind that scene in 54 with the boobs or watch that 20 minute of HBO's "Real Sex" I managed to record.
Once I actually got around to watching the movie, which was maybe a week or so after the grand heist, it's so bafflingly bad that it loops back around, flies off the rails and does a triple lindy into a bowl of doggy chow.
randoperson42@reddit
I don't think it was ever intended to be a good movie. I think WE were the target audience.
shameonyounancydrew@reddit
That's such a 90's kid anecdote
illwill79@reddit
It really is. 😂
cseyferth@reddit
“Man, everybody’s got AIDS and shit”
laffingriver@reddit
this movie is way better than anyone gave it credit for.
shameonyounancydrew@reddit
Is it though?
ProjectedSpirit@reddit
It's a masterpiece and I'll be hearing no arguments to the contrary.
shameonyounancydrew@reddit
I do agree. While I don't think it's the best bad movie, it's an easy Top 10.
kent1146@reddit
When you're a 16 year-old boy, and your parents just got a 3-month trial subscription to Showtime / Cinemax, this movie can be considered one of the greatest films ever made.
That, and any movie with Shannon Whirry in it.
Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit
Not "Caged Heat" or "Barbed Wire"?
sammidavisjr@reddit
In this house, Paul Verhoeven is a hero. End of story.
phantomheart@reddit
It’s one of my favorite bade movies. I love me some Gershon and MacLachlan. Then again, one of my top two favorite movies ever is Grease 2.
Cool_Dark_Place@reddit
Call me weird, but I've always found something a little off about Elizabeth Berkley... even back in her Saved by the Bell days. It's like her body movement is way too stiff... and her face always looked like it was stuck in the same expression all the time. Almost like a mannequin that just magically came to life, and didn't quite know how to move.
BUSKET_RVA@reddit
Dude yeah I feel that totally. I used to tell my girlfriend at the time that Jessie Spano should have been the lead of the Mannequin movie because her facial expressions, and whole presence really, seemed fake as hell. Don't get me wrong I thought she was beautiful, but her face, and especially her eyes, left me thinking there was nothing behind them.
shameonyounancydrew@reddit
Yeah this movie didn't ruin her career. A good actor could come back from this (and even embrace it). I blame the caffeine.
Briguy24@reddit
I’m so excited!
xavariel@reddit
I'm so scared!
socialcommentary2000@reddit
(Pained wailing).
ProjectedSpirit@reddit
She was a bad actress working with bad material.
TarUndFedder@reddit
…..have you seen her lately?
nememess@reddit
She looks very ........ surprised.
JKnott1@reddit
She always reminded me of Doreen Larkon, Stewart's Mom on MadTv.
Cool_Dark_Place@reddit
BaldEagleRising17@reddit
LET ME DO IT!!!!
cheshiregrins@reddit
Probably all the caffeine pills…
No-Coach-6142@reddit
She was definitely the least hot. Definitive list:
Open_Pineapple1236@reddit
Was she so excited? Did she collapse in on herself singing that song, like an old Vegas casino being imploded? She was hot but like the many starlets of today not a great/good actor. Just hot enough to play a showgirl/ stripper/ prostitute. Whatever her career turned into.
DramaticErraticism@reddit
It's so strange that the best director of science fiction of all time, created this mess.
I guess it just goes to show, just because you can direct one genre, doesn't mean you can direct another.
Mother_Sand_6336@reddit
It makes sense when you realize it’s not another genre… It is science fiction…
chocki305@reddit
Best thing about Showgirls, is Gina Gershon.
zoominzacks@reddit
God, that movie was so hard to watch……not because it sucked. Mainly because I saw it on a scrambled channel
shameonyounancydrew@reddit
No..... that WAS the movie
ConcentrateFull7202@reddit
Star Wars: Episode I. Was bad, is bad, will always be bad.
CalamityClambake@reddit
Yup. Will never forget leaving that midnight showing on opening day with a bunch of Star wars fans who had all stood in line for 12 hours to get in.
It was like George Lucas himself had dropped a wet, stinky fart directly over our heads.
Nobody talked as we were leaving the theater. It was like a funeral.
Mountain_Ladder5704@reddit
What are you talking about, the theater was alive and everyone loved it. The fight scene at the end with Duel of Fates is still one of the best fight scenes in all of Star Wars. In retrospect it wasn’t a great movie, but it’s not nearly as bad as the last 3 and had some spectacular moments with amazing world building.
Burningbeard696@reddit
TFA and TLJ are both infinitely superior to TPM despite them having some flaws.
inglefinger@reddit
We skipped school to watch it at noon and seeing the “a long time ago…” come up on the big screen gave me goosebumps. After it was over, our group kept trying to bring up good things about it but I think we all felt something was off. I do remember having a kind of “It doesn’t have to be high art to be entertaining” attitude about it and was fine with the experience. Later that day (and for several months after) we started plotting out how the rest of the trilogy would go and that was a lot of fun.
CalamityClambake@reddit
We must have been at very different theaters.
I was in a small cowboy town with a liberal arts college. The movie came out on the last day of finals. There was an entire horde of college students who had just finished finals coming to line up for the movie. They let us start lining up at noon for the midnight showing. All day was basically a tailgate in the parking lot. At around 4 PM, the theater got the bright idea to issue wrist bands to save places in line for people who wanted to buy tickets for The Mummy, which was the other movie they were showing. So they sold out several showings of The Mummy. That probably screwed the deal for Star Wars, because The Mummy was such a good experience that watching Phantom Menace right after was a letdown.
After Phantom Menace, we went to the one diner in town that was open all night. It was full of college kids and town people who had also been at the midnight showing. People were either not talking about the movie at all, or making fun of it.
There was a lot of hype at the time with local news interviewing people who had seen it and thought it was awesome. Those people were cherry picked. I worked at a video store that summer that had hella Jar Jar merch. We barely sold any of it.
The Darth Maul fight was the only good part of the movie.
JacobStills@reddit
I remember just about everyone loving it at firstl my theater both times loved it. I do remember people complaining about Jar Jar being annoying but everyone was gushing about the pod race scene and Darth Maul. Then all the hate on the internet started to happen and plagued the whole prequel trilogy.
I even remember news reports of people leaving the theater saying they loved it with genuine smiles. I honestly don't believe most of these people when they said they hated right from the get go; I think they just want to act like they were "ahead of the curb" years ago.
Ok-Oil7124@reddit
Are you me? We walked quietly to the car, noone wanting to be the first one to say what they thought. Once we were in the car, the dam burst and three of us just started dogging on it and laughing, and my friend's slightly younger brother said, "I liked it..." in a sort of bashful tone. I thought Attack of the Clones was worse (but saw it with two different sets of friends, so had to see it twice, but I knew it would be worth it for the shit-talking). I never even bothered to see revenge of the sith, and i think that was the end of my fascination with Star Wars. The prequels even ruined the originals for me, which sucks. My imagination about what made Vader Vader and what the Clone Wars were was way better than what we got in those disappointing first-draft pieces of shit.
CalamityClambake@reddit
The third one was the best(?) one. But look. When your movie makes Natalie Portman look like she can't act, your script is busted.
Like you, I watched the 2nd and 3rd ones with groups of friends for the lolz. It was in some ways more fun to go see the 3rd one because we knew it was going to suck.
And yeah, those movies retroactively ruined the originals for me too. The only reason I saw the latest trilogy was because I have kids who wanted to go. The 8th movie, which was directed by Rian Johnson (Glass Onion, Looper) was actually pretty good. But then they straight ruined it in the 9th.
I think the big divide between our generation and the younger generations who like those movies is that we grew up with only original Star Wars, so we had 20-ish years to let our imaginations run wild. Then when the movies came out they sucked, and that robbed us of the cool stuff we used to imagine. I think it's the same feeling as the last 2 seasons of Game of Thrones for book readers. I read those books as they came out, so I had been waiting for an ending since 2011. I had imagined all kinds of cool things. And then the show gave me... Old Yeller.
What a time to be alive.
Alliesaurus@reddit
I wish I could say I recognized immediately how bad it was, but I was too wowed by WHEE PODRACERS and OMG LIGHTSABER FIGHTS and THAT MUSIC AAAAAAA
I hated Jar-Jar and midichlorians from the get-go, but it took me a few months to realize what a pile of shit the rest of the movie was. In my defense, I was still a teenager.
Umberlee168@reddit
Omg, that's how I felt. When the huge green goomba lifts the orb over his head triumphantly and then the movie just ends, after sitting there and listening to the most annoying character in the history of Star Wars taking up 75% of the movie's dialogue. I'm still upset.
averageparrot@reddit
I just realized that I don’t remember anything that happened in the movie after Maul fell down the shaft. I watched it in the theater and never again…
Umberlee168@reddit
Oh yeah Darth Maul in one of his like two scenes after all that marketing??!
CalamityClambake@reddit
Exactly!
Also, midichloreans? What the fuck?
ConcentrateFull7202@reddit
Same. Walked out of the midnight show wondering if I had actually just watched a bad Star Wars movie or if I just needed to rewatch it. Very confused at the time. The rewatch confirmed it was bad.
CalamityClambake@reddit
The conversations I had after were split between people who were convinced it was bad and people who wanted to see it again to make sure. I know exactly how you feel.
Morriganx3@reddit
It was so disappointing that we actually left early. Only like five min, but still.
Now my official position is that there are only three Star Wars movies
ConcentrateFull7202@reddit
In count four, with Rogue One. I didn't even care much for that at first, but Andor retroactively makes it more meaningful for me.
Allaplgy@reddit
Was a huge SW fan as a kid. Was obsessed with practical effects, and constantly experimenting with them and my Super 8.
Went to opening night at the Coronet in SF. Fell asleep. Never watched it again, nor any of the other prequels.
andthrewaway1@reddit
Big agree and GenZ can try to make their case for it but they are just shouting at the moon
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
Liked it then, liked it now. And the films have always been made with a child audience in mind.
Starting to blame myself for opening the floodgates, because just for once I have no one else to blame for the old spiel starting.
andthrewaway1@reddit
this is heavily treaded ground.... but I agree with the red letter media videos...... partic ep 1 no tension
-metaphased-@reddit
I still can't believe I loved AotC the first time I saw it.
JayJoeJeans@reddit
I wanted to like it so much. Opening night my friends and I laughed when Anakin asked Padme if she was an angel. When Attach of the Clowns was released, opening night some guy groaned when Anakin and Padme rolled down the hill, and everyone in the audience laughed. Kinda sums up the prequels for me. I still enjoy them, but they're not great by any stretch of the imagination
Curiousone_78@reddit
This was a great movie.
plotholesandpotholes@reddit
My brother went to college with the lead actor and said he was a giant douche bag. My brother passed away from leukemia the summer before I started high school. I have extra layers of disdain for this film lol.
If my memory serves me correctly he was the lead in Young Indiana Jones and that's when Ted dropped the "that guys an asshole" truth on me and my little brother. Minds blown.
keetojm@reddit
The director is a convicted Cho-mo.
HappyKadaver666@reddit
Chi-mo
SpendPsychological30@reddit
I met him and Norman Reedus at a con. Both came across as standup guys for what it's worth.
adarkride@reddit
TIL one of the Boondock Saints played Powder... what a strange place we call existence.
On the flipside I've worked with Norman Reedus aaaand Chris Hemsworth on the same project, and can testify both are cool AF.
NR especially. Dude just looks unique and interesting with a cool rasp to boot.
TickleWitch@reddit
Well I am grateful to him and you for passing along confirmation that Sean Patrick Flannery is in fact a huge douche canoe.
_jjkase@reddit
Did he tell the surgeon to make his outside match his insides? That would explain why his face looks like that now
IDigRollinRockBeer@reddit
At least Norman Reedus isn’t a douche right?
Groundbreaking_Pea_6@reddit
The director (Victor Salva) worked in the child care center I attended during the mid-80s. He made a short film with most of us one summer that was loosely based on/inspired by E.T.. I still remember seeing the headlines all over the local media when he was arrested a few years later.
ocher_stone@reddit
Ugh...
AbbreviationsBorn276@reddit
Ew! Powder!! Become electricity already!
ennuiismymiddlename@reddit
He believes in “the associated risks of modern criticism of the US and its foundation.” Yikes
plotholesandpotholes@reddit
He may have changed his ways since college, but he did end up in Hollywood....
CockroachNo2540@reddit
I knew him as well. Kinda douchey, but not the biggest asshole actor I’ve ever known. He was in Boondock Saints as well. I worked at a bar owned by friends of his shortly after that came out. I will say he was pretty damn funny. We convinced some chick that semi recognized him that he was Scott Baio.
CallidoraBlack@reddit
The director is even worse. He's a child sex offender, convicted, and he was still directing a movie with kids in it.
K_Linkmaster@reddit
Stay away from the Boondock Saints movies. He's a star in them.
misterlakatos@reddit
Sorry to hear about your brother.
plotholesandpotholes@reddit
Thank you for that. It was really tragic. My sister was a match but the bone marrow transplant only gave us another couple of years with him. He had just started a family. We are still close with his wife and children. The kids just welcomed their own children into the family. Bittersweet but that is life sometimes.
mutantbabysnort@reddit
I’m sorry for your loss. Thank you for sharing.
misterlakatos@reddit
That's really, really awful. I am glad to hear you are still super close with his wife and children and have that strong bond. No doubt he would have been very happy and proud.
therealpopkiller@reddit
He was also - at the time - the better known lead in Boondock Saints. Now it’s Norman Reedus (Darryl from Walking Dead)
whiskey_weasel_@reddit
The lead in powder was Sean Patrick Flannery. The other Boondock Saint brother….
therealpopkiller@reddit
Yes, I know. I’m saying Sean Patrick Flannery was the bigger star when Boondock Saints came out. Now it’s Norman Reedus.
senorsmartpantalones@reddit
He's in The Boys as (Gun)Powder!
judasmitchell@reddit
Just realized he played gunpowder in the boys. Thats…. Interesting.
MouthyMishi@reddit
You just helped me understand that his character was both a Powder and a Boondock Saints joke.
DudeEngineer@reddit
TIL that was him
Thee_Autumn_Wind@reddit
It wasn’t. Other Saint.
DisasterDebbie@reddit
Same. OMFG dude was 30 playing a teenager in that movie. Explains so much.
notr0ck@reddit
Not Norman Reedus. The other boondocks saint, Sean Patrick flanery, is who played powder.
therealpopkiller@reddit
Yes, that’s what I was saying. Sean Patrick Flannery was the better known actor at the time of Boondock Saints, now Norman Reedus is the better known actor.
notr0ck@reddit
My bad. Reading comprehension went out the window today apparently.
JKnott1@reddit
A movie that had numerous problems being made, one of them being Flannery.
Golden_Enby@reddit
My deepest condolences. That must've been so traumatic for you. My father died died from ALS when I was 13, so I know what it's like to watch a loved one slowly pass away at a young age. I hope you've had plenty of therapy since your brothers passing. 💙
MarkyGalore@reddit
https://youtu.be/nmy1BkhqW-8?si=yKm-g2cTZS-NRrul
Until I watched that, I never realized what Powder was. Or who he was.
Snoo-6568@reddit
Director is a pedophile.
insomniacandsun@reddit
White Squall
yourinternetmobsux@reddit
This was my first date. He got the popcorn without butter. Somehow eating styrofoam during this movie just seems right.
msheehan418@reddit
Tried to get my Gen X husband to watch Swingers and he said it was boring
DramaticErraticism@reddit
Psh, even better if you watch Sopranos and get to enjoy a bit of the behind the scenes.
inglefinger@reddit
Nice callback!
SunshineofMyLyfetime@reddit
It’s not too late to file for an annulment.
msheehan418@reddit
It is grounds for termination
JDeedee21@reddit
Swingers was me and my friends whole personality for awhile “So money “
That and Empire Records
Laherschlag@reddit
Dump him. Singers is amazing and manages to perfectly capture the 90s vibe.
skeptical_hope@reddit
That movie is so money, baby.
msheehan418@reddit
It’s money and it doesn’t even know it
FriendlyBagelMachete@reddit
I will always love this movie.
azure-vapors@reddit
Hackers fits this. It’s still one of my favorite movies ever!
YEMolly@reddit
Was going to say this! The soundtrack is timeless. 🔥
Immoracle@reddit
My vague memory of this movie is two robot claws trying to snatch something out of each other's claws. Like a disc or something. Does this track?
kellybelly4815@reddit
Yes it was the scene right after the opening scene/back story set up of what he did as a kid to establish he was a lil’ hacking protogé:
Flash forward to present day, he moved to NYC and hacks a tv channel broadcasting videos. But it’s already being hacked by Angelina Jolie’s character, so a robot claw war happens behind the scenes as they fight for supremacy over whose preferred VHS tape shall prevail. Completely dumb and not representative of the way it probably works irl.
werdt456@reddit
Yak yak yak. Get a JOB
Immoracle@reddit
Thank you! That sounds accurate! It's been about 25 years since I've watched it.
red286@reddit
Cringe story? Cringe lingo? Cringe characters? Cringe rollerblading? Angelina Jolie looking like a 14-year-old boy? What's not to love?!
d3dk0w@reddit
Great soundtrack too!
officermeowmeow@reddit
When I'm having a rough go of it, I'll cruise around downtown among the skyscrapers at night listening to the soundtrack and for some reason it makes me feel a little better. It's really a killer soundtrack.
No-Acanthisitta7930@reddit
Oh good, I'm not the only one that takes "night city drives". There is something about cities at night that I find extremely comforting.
/city kid through and through
BUSKET_RVA@reddit
Oh no you are definitely not the only one...in fact since 1995 I drive around Richmond late night, especially in the months of September thru November (something about the fall and night drives) just to feel... something, still not sure what it was back then or even now, but these days it's a bit of nostalgia mixed with a longing and a bit of sadness. I know Richmond is nowhere near as big and beautiful as NYC at night (which I miss so much) but it's what I got and it's definitely a beautiful city in it's own right.... ah yes, angst for the memories
SharpyButtsalot@reddit
/r/TheNightFeeling
BUSKET_RVA@reddit
thank you that's definitely a cool sub I didn't know existed......got some great pictures there and getting me all missing home lol
illwill79@reddit
Also a night city driver. Good music, clear roads. Serene.
cseyferth@reddit
I listen to Leftfield and Stereo MC's near daily
BUSKET_RVA@reddit
Yeah so very true! HACKERS and The Crow soundtracks were in heavy rotation for me from prolly 1993/4 till 2005
andthrewaway1@reddit
Hack the planet!!!!!!!
RalphWaldoEmers0n@reddit
They’re trashier our rights!!
twolfhawk@reddit
Pool on the roof must have a leak
BUSKET_RVA@reddit
What, did your mom buy you a 'puter for Christmas?
twolfhawk@reddit
Hey Nikon can I stay at your place tonight?
BUSKET_RVA@reddit
AGAIN!?!.......Haha yeah sure, WAHAH!
chocki305@reddit
Check out the pooper on that one.
Spandex, It's a privilege, not a right.
RalphWaldoEmers0n@reddit
The spandex one omg lol forgot about that
BUSKET_RVA@reddit
THEY'RE TRASHING!!!! THEY'RE TRASHING!!!! THRASH THE PLANET!!!!
RalphWaldoEmers0n@reddit
Cereal killer represent
BUSKET_RVA@reddit
I will always love HACKERS... definitely one of my top 10 movies that I force my kids to watch in all it's 14.4 baud and Pentium 1 glory.....you can call me Crash Overide
JJHall_ID@reddit
RISC is good!
BUSKET_RVA@reddit
RISC will change everything
lumbeering@reddit
I can never get enough of this movie, just so fun
M_Me_Meteo@reddit
The one major let down is that no matter how good at hacking you get, the text is never projected across your face in real life.
JJHall_ID@reddit
It's a blessing and a curse. Can you imagine the eye strain it would cause? Worth it to look that cool though.
M_Me_Meteo@reddit
Something something... mechanical keyboard filled with cigarette ash...so cool...
Roklam@reddit
I sneak quotes in during meetings at work.
Case52ABXdash32QJ@reddit
My sister and I use “it’s in that place where I put that thing that time” every time we’re together
Brown_Ajah_WoT@reddit
My 68 year old mom still says that often!
MountainTomato9292@reddit
We do this too!
officermeowmeow@reddit
I pull quotes from this movie all the time in all facets of my life and I'm pretty disappointed that 99% of the time, nobody has any idea.
model3335@reddit
Hackers firmly fits in the now dead genre of "did better on video."
JJHall_ID@reddit
A friend of mine and I saw it together in the theater, and we were the only ones in the auditorium. That's pretty frequent these days but back then that was basically unheard of.
officermeowmeow@reddit
Oh man, I don't think anyone else in my tiny town in Wyoming ever got a chance to watch it because he and I were always renting it. If I didn't have it, he did. Can't imagine many other people there would've been interested though.
JJHall_ID@reddit
One more "dude" out of you and I'm going to slap the shit out of you!
Greedy_Camp_5561@reddit
Hackers was, and continues to be, awesome!
DramaticErraticism@reddit
Angelina Jolie unzipping her jacket with nothing on underneath, did a lot for our young minds.
Fr4gd0ll@reddit
I've decided that when younger people ask me what the 90's were like, I will tell them to watch this movie.
TheRealRigormortal@reddit
FrankiesKnuckles@reddit
Hackers was good tho lol
superthrust123@reddit
Crash & Burn!!
BUSKET_RVA@reddit
A lil pelvis & booty, a lil pelvis & booty, HOUSE PARTY WHOOO!!!! 😂 😂😂.....God I used to say that way too much
Not_So_Bad_Andy@reddit
Mess with the best Die like the rest
glazedhamster@reddit
I was obsessed with that ridiculous movie, first because Jonny and Angelina stirred things in my confused teenage loins but second because I dabbled in the phreaking arts from the minute I got plugged into the internet in 1994 and felt so seen.
I recently rewatched it, it holds up better now imo because it's clearly an intentional cult film rather than trying to be an accurate if over the top story about real life hacking in the 90s.
No-Wonder1139@reddit
Hacker's was ridiculous when it was new, it definitely hasn't held up, and it's still so much fun. Such a great cast.
Hot-Significance-462@reddit
Hackers is a quality film shot at Stuyvesant High School
bambulance@reddit
Such a great movie. Also 15-year-old me had the hots for every character in that movie.
epapa27@reddit
This is now on my list to watch with my 13 year old super ansky boy who hates all cringe shit. Watch it, or no game time!
elquatrogrande@reddit
When reading Ready Player Two, when Cyberdelia was starting to be described, I immediately knew where they were going with it.
NoSurvivorsband@reddit
Hack the planet!
hambergeisha@reddit
Seems like "The Craft" may fit in there somewhere?
Donmiggy143@reddit
RISC is good.
Deruji@reddit
I want to do a very short awkward skateboard to snatch a floppy disk.
random9212@reddit
While being pulled by a limo
austinmiles@reddit
It’s so fun. It’s absolutely dumb but even watching it now it holds up in its own way because of its cyberpunk roots that never met with reality.
Laherschlag@reddit
Saaaame.
defiancy@reddit
That's a it's so bad it's good movie
Whitworth_73@reddit
Movie was written and directed by a convicted pedophile Victor Salva. It’s a pedo fantasy of a hairless boy.
silver-orange@reddit
it's worse than that. Salva was convicted, sentenced, and served time. For abusing a child actor in his 1988 film, no less. Disney hired him to direct Powder AFTER he was released from prison. Major fuckup on disney's part.
Then he went on to direct 3 Jeepers Creepers films from 2001-2017
This guy was allowed to stick around the industry way longer than he had any right to
Whitworth_73@reddit
Unfortunately child rape isn't taken very seriously in America. I had two teachers plus my family's best friend arrested for child rape growing up. They got maybe a year in jail for the offenses. Too many important people have a taste for children in our society I think, and many people just want to look the other way.
jonasgrimms@reddit
Millstones.
SunshineofMyLyfetime@reddit
Did NOT know he was the Jeepers Creepers dude. At all! 🤯🤯🤯
copyrighther@reddit
Jeepers Creepers is a giant metaphor for pedophilia hiding in plain sight
jthagler@reddit
It's a metaphor for him feeling like a mistreated outcast while he was in prison.
MrNice1983@reddit
It all makes sense now
stataryus@reddit
Movies like Powder, Phenomenon, and yes even Holy Man have the most special place in my heart.
Strength and beauty are all around us, but often they have to hide or be persecuted.
Shine on, wonderful people, shine on! 🌈☀️
seafox77@reddit
I didn't care for those movies, but I love what you're putting down. +1
stataryus@reddit
If I may ask, what inspired you to value what I “put down”?
jamezverusaum@reddit
My best friend and I saw that in the movie theater. A drunk driver hit us on the way home. I think we deserved it for paying money to see it.
NW_Forester@reddit
Free Willy has always been a shit movie. This take made me hated by all the 7th grade girls, but I stand by it.
moonstarsfire@reddit
I hated this movie so much as a little kid.
EMAW2008@reddit
And while we are at it, Kazaam sucked too. (Same kid actor)
Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit
Went to go see him at the Oregon Coast Aquarium. Had a commemorative coin for the longest time.
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
I think we mainly just liked the song.
Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit
I knew a guitarist that played a song that sounded like it and I would yell "Free Willy"!! Worst heckler ever.
msheehan418@reddit
Ok. Thank you so much!! My husband says that song sucks, doesn’t sound like a MJ song. It’s a real problem in our marriage. Lol
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
Tell him that the disco songs on “Off the Wall” don’t always sound like he usually did either but that doesn’t make it any less awesome.
msheehan418@reddit
I can’t tell him anything. He is a musician and he loves Michael Jackson.
JMurph3313@reddit
Off the Wall is so good
treslilbirds@reddit
Our teacher brought Free Willy for us to watch on movie day in elementary school and there was a video of MJ doing a live performance of “Will You Be There” at the beginning of the tape. We made her rewind it at least five times to rewatch the video before she was finally like “we’re watching the damn movie now”.
NW_Forester@reddit
I mean of course MJ is fucking fire. Even I wouldn't argue against that.
CorgiMonsoon@reddit
I’ve never actually seen it
New_Establishment554@reddit
Spoiler Alert:
Willie is freed
CorgiMonsoon@reddit
https://i.redd.it/np91vggyxaaf1.gif
Perry7609@reddit
I still quote this to people when the movie comes up, lol.
”Ew, what a mess!”
Suspicious-Yard4205@reddit
Oh... I don't like this new directors' cut.
Briguy24@reddit
Sir this is a public park.
MrNice1983@reddit
Looking good, boys!
jerfpsnurf@reddit
you can just watch the two minute trailer that basically shows the whole movie.
SenorWeird@reddit
One of the first movie trailers I saw as a kid where I went "Well, that's just the whole movie including the ending."
look_ima_frog@reddit
I have avoided it this long, I have every intention of continuing this. Looked lame then, looks lame now.
tyedyehippy@reddit
Don't worry, I probably watched it enough times for the both of us. Haven't seen it in years tho...lol
chaosTechnician@reddit
Same.
CalamityClambake@reddit
The latest season of Serial is about Free Willy. The movie might suck, but the backstory is interesting.
msheehan418@reddit
What??? What’s serial? Podcast?
CalamityClambake@reddit
Yeah, it's the podcast that started the podcast craze.
msheehan418@reddit
I’ll have to listen
kimprobable@reddit
Are you thinking about *The Good Whale*?
CalamityClambake@reddit
Yes.
KinderEggLaunderer@reddit
Well, now I know what my next binge will be!
Feeling-Visit1472@reddit
Ehhh. The premise is outlandish, I’ll grant you, but I think the movie was pretty well done, with solid performances.
Not_So_Bad_Andy@reddit
Willy didn't make it! And he killed our boy!
I hate the Director's Cut.
CorgiMonsoon@reddit
https://i.redd.it/8hkxrv31yaaf1.gif
trustedbyamillion@reddit
I liked the director's cut
misterlakatos@reddit
Watched it on the big screen on a summer camp field trip (also watched it on VHS). It was pretty depressing for a kids movie. I really did not like Jesse.
I revisited it about 10 years ago. It was not terrible but it ultimately made me really sad for the whale.
Practical_Back855@reddit
The director of Powder (Victor Salva) is a convicted child rapist. Francis Ford Coppola knew and still funded Jeepers Creepers.
Google if you dare but Salva friggen filmed his crime.
red286@reddit
A lot of Hollywood seems bizarrely okay with pedophiles. Look at how many are still defending Polanski to this day.
DrewBaron80@reddit
For my 13th birthday me and a few friends went to see Lawnmower Man in the theater. It was mind blowing at the time. Watched it again about 10 years later and it was ridiculous - the premise, the effects, and the sci-fi elements were incredibly dated in the early 00s…
PurplishPlatypus@reddit
Yes! It's so horrible it's great. I love it. Why do I think it's a Stephen King story? Maybe it is.
red286@reddit
It's based off of one of his shorts.
Although there's basically nothing similar. Featuring a character who mows lawns and the name of the movie are the only things they have in common.
Tobin678@reddit
Never fails, every time I see or think of this movie I think of the song Lightning Crashes by Live
digitalmofo@reddit
Only movie I've ever walked out of, Powder.
xchrisrionx@reddit
I loved this movie. I probably don’t want to revisit it.
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
Your instinct is right.
Ill_Geologist4882@reddit
Being a huge smashing pumpkins fan and this movie coming out was so weird. We were like, are they trying to sexualize the Billy Corgan aesthetic
blondeviking64@reddit
This may be an unpopular opinion but Avatar and Titanic were just big budget veneer. I watched both in theaters. I walked out of both thinking "People are freaking out over this? That makes no sense." I just do not get those movies or why people think they are so special.
sailorz3@reddit
Yes!! I hated Titanic and everyone loved it. I was forced to watch it three or four times in group class settings.
Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit
Boobs.
blondeviking64@reddit
Haha. Hard to argue with that. Which movie had boobs? I actually don't remember them in either.
Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit
The Titanic. Kate Winslet.
blondeviking64@reddit
Yeah, i remember now.
Elegant-Law4309@reddit
Powder was made by a pedo and is a grooming guide. Subtext is gross throughout.
ProjectedSpirit@reddit
I saw it once when I was 12 and the only part I remember is when the bullies looked at his junk, because it was so weirdly perverted to me even then.
misterlakatos@reddit
It's awful to think that POS director was a childcare worker at one point. Such monsters should not be anywhere near children.
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
^^^ Who downvoted this??!
misterlakatos@reddit
I didn't even notice but I am not surprised (reddit has no shortage of filth hiding behind keyboards).
Skywren7@reddit
My mom refused to let anyone watch this movie in her home, because the director was pedo.
ocher_stone@reddit
Forrest Gump sucked (it was forced on us by their nostalgia, and I will not stand for it!)Johnny Mnemonic
Johnny Mnemonic was terrible and I love it, And has Dina Meyer (Dizzy from Starship Troopers). You can't hate that.
JDeedee21@reddit
I don’t hate Forrest Gump but as a Jenny I despise it . Walking through the halls of school hearing “Je-nay” and I looked like her got old real quick
danbob411@reddit
I’m sorry, but I strongly disagree. Forrest Gump is a great film with an even greater soundtrack.
ocher_stone@reddit
You can be wrong around here. :)
SlobZombie13@reddit
I enjoyed Johnny Mnemonic up until the dolphin reveal. what a steaming turd of a nonsensical plot twist
Okra_Tomatoes@reddit
Forrest Gump is a boomer wet dream that should never have won an Oscar and I will die on that hill.
publiusrex888@reddit
Forrest Gump is boomer circle jerk
bjgrem01@reddit
Johnny Mnemonic is one of my favorites. The parallels between it and Cyberpunk 2077 are definitely not a coincidence.
But I also enjoyed Virtuosity. I liked weird 90s sci-fi movies.
ocher_stone@reddit
Oh, god...I just thought of Virtuosity the other day! Fucking Russel Crowe is feeling it.
kevlarcupid@reddit
Loved both. Haven’t thought about Virtuosity in ages.
austinmiles@reddit
It was written by William Gibson and is talked about in Neuromancer so Johnny is pretty embedded in Cyberpunk lore. It would be hard to remove his characters influence from what it all became.
austinmiles@reddit
I used to make jokes about Keanu reeves having an 80gb brain which was insane at the time. Also Keanu wasn’t as cool at the time.
C0BRA_V1P3R@reddit
Along with Dolph Lundgren as the over-the-top villain shouting such quality dialogue as “It’s Jesus time!”
ocher_stone@reddit
My family still yells "Stop Sinners!" whenever someone is going to get trucked.
peachslicer@reddit
I swear there’s a scene where a sneering bully refers to Powder’s marshmallow butt and I think that’s what that entire movie was for, in the end. That one line.
christopher_the_nerd@reddit
Don't look into the director of this movie unless you really want to hate it more...
Aught_To@reddit
I liked Losing my religion and Whats the Frequency Kenneth - their later stuff i didnt get into as much.
silasmarnerismysage@reddit
That's not REM you fool! That's the smashing pumpkins!
cseyferth@reddit
No, it's Live, "Lightning Crashes"!
VampireOnHoyt@reddit
Adore and Machina are underrated and I will die on that hill
coltees_titties@reddit
You and I both.
Aught_To@reddit
he sure looks like Michael Stipe circa 1996
trustedbyamillion@reddit
Man on the Moon
Funkopedia@reddit
After their drummer became a farmer or whatever it got weird.
NotmyMain503@reddit
Michael starring John Travolta
paokmont@reddit
Battle!!
seafox77@reddit
What shit movie that was.
Ok-Main-379@reddit
Like Michael, are you God's divine instrument of joy and synchronicity, or are you a cereal-eating degenerate who fucks random bar flies? PICK A LANE, ARCHANGEL MICHAEL.
Terrible movie.
nachosquid@reddit
Ugh I hate that I loved this one
kelseymayhem@reddit
My mom’s wu-wu friend babysat us once when we were single-digit ages and out this movie on… I remember it creeping me out and that’s all I remember
WarpedCore@reddit
Absolute shit. The entire movie sucks and seems like every scene is a Dutch angle. WTF...
seafox77@reddit
Lol oh shit I forgot about this monster. The scientologists just HAD to make L Ron's garbage novel happen to us all.
mutantbabysnort@reddit
The only way it’s watchable is with the rifftrax commentary
Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit
Great. I have to look that up now.
Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit
I feel like the New Predator looks like these guys.
"You don't want to be a patsy do you?" Ugh.
MouthyMishi@reddit
I saw this movie on a date in high school. All I remember is that it was such a bad movie and terrible choice for a first date.
MothyBelmont@reddit
I’m very pale. This piece of shit movie came out and I got called Powder for longer than I should have.
omnixe-13c@reddit
Airborne all the way. It sucked and I loved it as a kid. If you haven’t seen it, here’s my bad synopsis:
A cool California kid moves to Ohio to live with his cousin, played by Seth Green. Green thinks all things California are sooo cool. Guess what is cool in the Midwest? Freaking hockey. California cousin can’t play hockey because ice doesn’t grow in California. He’s sad and gets bullied by the Ohio jocks and Jack Black. Side note - one of the high school bullies looks like he’s 35 but nevermind that. One day California kid meets a girl and then he realizes… wait a minute, hockey is just rollerblading on ice. California kid can rollerblade like a mo fo, because he’s from California & all people from Cali can ‘blade.
He challenges the bullies to blading races and street hockey. Cali kid dominates and wins everyone in Ohio over with his sweet roller blading skills. It ends when he has a girlfriend and friends.
The end.
Ski_Area51@reddit
A pale skinny kid came to soccer tryouts and we thought he looked like Powder, but to be nice we called him “Spoons” after the crazy lunch room scene. Years later I’m home from college a slightly taller, slightly less skinny, though still pale kid walks through the door of a party and people all yell, “Spoons!”
TronMuir@reddit
The director of Powder is a convicted pedophile.
VoidOmatic@reddit
I remember when "powder" used to be an insult people would throw at pasty kids. Lmao
tevamom99@reddit
I just showed my husband the trailer for Airborne last night and I remember loving it as a kid. It was hard to get through the trailer without cringing the whole time. Seth Green and Edie McClurg were probably the best parts about it, and I did forget Jack Black was in it too, fwiw.
Bebopdavidson@reddit
I hate bald boys. I can’t stand bald boys. Every time I see one I THINK IM BACK IN THE PANTS
bikeonychus@reddit
I honestly thought I hallucinated this movie.
Hardwarestore_Senpai@reddit
Haha same
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
Maybe you did. Maybe you’re hallucinating this.
HipHopGrandpa@reddit
I’m glad Michael Stipe gave up acting and stuck with music after this film.
snate13@reddit
Problem Child. All of them. I wanted so badly as a kid to enjoy these movies, but I can't.
Puzzleheaded_Door399@reddit
I hated these movies SO much and kind of understood why the mom wanted to get rid of that kid. I would have rehomed him for sure 🤣
tjeepdrv2@reddit
I want you to scrub this pot into I can see my face in it!
This one looks kinda like you.
Ok-Oil7124@reddit
Weird. I had that Beach Boys theme for this movie in my head this morning. I think I've seen the movie once and only know the first line.
WalmartGreder@reddit
and the fact that the wife had an affair with Stanley Spadowski after he got out of prison. That was too crazy for me.
SlackerDS5@reddit
I spent the whole time wondering why they didn’t beat the hell outta them. Not just the kid, but everyone in that movie. The kid, the father, the girlfriend, the grandfather.
All of them were insufferable. Then they had the nerve to make a sequel?
JJHall_ID@reddit
I just stumbled across the tilt-o-whirl scene over the weekend. I'd totally forgotten about the movies until that point.
Conscious-Squash712@reddit
The only way I remember this movie because Beavis and butthead do america came out around this time and the movie michael Christmas day. Never seen powder nor do I want too
moving0target@reddit
Even if Uwe Boll wasn't laundering money by making horrible movies, he'd be a terrible director. Statistically, he should have gotten something right by now. I hope he finds himself in a Doom universe with no Marines.
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
I’ve only watched one of Boll’s movies (Alone in the Dark). After that, no desire to watch more.
moving0target@reddit
I used to keep thinking he'd get better. I'm old enough to accept disappointment in life.
Skoal_Monsanto@reddit
Contact.
boringdystopianslave@reddit
Mortal Kombat Annihilation
This slab of hot cinematic pigshit was always awful.
We knew it sucked then. We know it sucks now.
And its hilariously entertaining
schizo1914@reddit
Edward Scissorhands... That movie was stupid when I was a teenager, and it's still stupid now.
sumthin_creative@reddit
All I remember about this movie was the director was a pedo so I never saw it
drainbead78@reddit
I'm still bitter that I missed the OJ white Bronco chase because I was out at a drive-in theater watching Wolf with my boyfriend at the time.
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
At least it’s s good movie.
drainbead78@reddit
It was not. I remember nothing from it.
Lostarchitorture@reddit
This came out at the theater while I worked there. Still have the mylar to this movie somewhere stashed with other mylars of other movies from that time.
My sister loved this movie, so I also snagged the movie poster for her when it was finished playing at my theater.
JJHall_ID@reddit
The substitute with Tom Berenger. Great movie that is just as good today that it seems nobody else has seen. The sequels were trash though.
Due-Leek-8307@reddit
Toy Soldiers, and not the one where the toy company makes smart AI toys that go to war (though that probably is on this list). The one starring Sean Astin where a I think cartel takes his prep school hostage to force a politician to release their boss (or something). Sean Astin and his rag tag team of rebel teenagers do what they can to thwart their plans.
drainbead78@reddit
That one is in the so bad it's good category with me, along with Far and Away.
Open_Pineapple1236@reddit
Remade as Master Minds with a young Vincent Karthiser
mutantbabysnort@reddit
And capt Picard!
Open_Pineapple1236@reddit
He was a delinquent with a skateboard. How was he not supposed to beat these professional mercenaries? A childish rip off of Die Hard
mutantbabysnort@reddit
Hey we liked that one, wil Wheaton was in it too I believe
FrankiesKnuckles@reddit
I was obsessed with that movie as a kid
AlwaysSleepingBeauty@reddit
We watched Powder fresh on VHS as a family (my aunt and cousins included) and to this day idk what I watched.
JJHall_ID@reddit
There was a kid at my school that shaved his head right at the same time Powder came out. "Powder" became his nickname that stuck all the way through graduation.
CPolland12@reddit
This movie always made me think of the Crash Test Dummies song “mmmmm”
idiotsbydesign@reddit
https://i.redd.it/fwtdo2y3xaaf1.gif
ObiWan-Shinoobi@reddit
I can hear this. WONNNCE…
PraetorianXVIII@reddit
Even as a kid, I knew those three ninjas movies were fucking shit
SlackerDS5@reddit
Sidekicks > Three Ninjas
mutantbabysnort@reddit
Rocky loves Emily!
SlobZombie13@reddit
excuse me but you don't mean the one with Hulk Hogan, do you?
PraetorianXVIII@reddit
Of course not. Do I look like some kind of philistine?
babyBear83@reddit
Okay did I miss the post about movies that don’t hold up? Damn.
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
There’s no one specific post.
danbob411@reddit
The Sixth Sense. May be an unpopular opinion, but it’s one of the few times I’ve left the theater mad/disappointed.
javyn1@reddit
I still haven't seen this movie, but, still brings back fond memories as many of my HS friends were in this movie.
cathode-raygun@reddit
While I never cared for this movie I will never forget how it screwed up a new transfer to our school, an albino kid. You can guess what his nickname became, he didn't last a month before he disappeared.
LeavesOfBrass@reddit
The tagline on that poster is nonsense. It's like the person watched the movie and couldn't think of one good thing to say 🤣
VampireOnHoyt@reddit
Moisture is the essence of wetness. And wetness is the essence of beauty.
BeanbagBunniesBlunts@reddit
MerMAN!
mutantbabysnort@reddit
I think I’ve got the black lung, pop!
Historical-Newt6809@reddit
I'm shook! Shookth even. I love this movie! I'm a big fan of SPF. TIL I learned right wing. 😕 I've met him 3 times and he was always nice and cordial. Jeff Goldblum is always support with his acting. I didn't understand what y'all don't like about it.
nymrod_@reddit
My mom called me Powder growing up so I understand it as a reference but I never actually saw it — is this the real poster? This looks more like a low budget attempt at a Palpatine fan film that what I imagined.
dlndesign@reddit
Loved these movies! Powder, Hackers, Phenomenon, Michael, Short Circuit, Batteries Not Included, Swingers, The Big Empty, Johnny Mnemonic, Demolition Man and so much more late 80’s-90’s movies were the shit!
atari2600forever@reddit
Swingers has no business being grouped with these other movies.
MouthyMishi@reddit
Demolition man is a classic. It doesn't belong here either.
duser1807@reddit
I liked the movie Powder. Sorry I guess unpopular opinion
Raekin17@reddit
This felt like the ULTIMATE "they are listening" post. I was watching a twitch stream yesterday, we were recalling via chat when a mutual friend made a bet and if he lost he would shave his eyebrows. Streamer was trying to recall a movie to descibe was friend would look like. He was thinking Coneheads, but I typed in Powder.
Today I see this at the top of my feed.
I need to go out on my tin foil hat.
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
Nawww…
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j2d6T5G2rrY&pp=ygUNeCBmaWxlcyB0aGVtZQ%3D%3D
EyeFit4274@reddit
Can of worms officially open…
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
On Reddit someone always opens it for you anyway.
EyeFit4274@reddit
😂 I’m stealing this line. Brilliant.
scoff-law@reddit
Well since we were talking about Short Circuit and Remo Williams yesterday, "doesn't hold up" means an actor in brown face.
DramaticErraticism@reddit
I haven't seen it since I was a kid. My brother and I would shout 'Hey Lazer lips, your momma was a snowblower' over and over. Most hilarious thing that ever existed, in our young minds.
holycrapitsmyles@reddit
I haven't seen this movie, yet I hate it.
THRSALWYSNXTYR@reddit
Batman Forever
fromthedarqwaves@reddit
I liked that one. But my taste in movies was pretty bad in high school.
Groundbreaking_Pea_6@reddit
The director of Powder(Victor Salva) worked in the child care center I attended during the mid-80s. He made a short film with most of us one summer that was loosely based on/inspired by E.T.. I still remember seeing the headlines all over the local media when he was arrested a few years later.
WyrdMannaz@reddit
The photo for my first Military ID (taken in Basic) was washed in light so there was a strong resemblance. Security Forces at the gates called me Airman Powder for years.
El-Viking@reddit
That's funny, my last dependent ID got me called Powder too because of the lighting and my big bald head (I just buzzed it because it was easier than going to the barber).
Sw4nR0ns0n@reddit
Whatever you do don’t Google what the director did
SuperGlue_InMyPocket@reddit
Back before the internets.... my buddies went to this movie thinking it was about snowboarding. They were more than a little disappointed.
circ-u-la-ted@reddit
Ghost. That movie was always a sappy piece of turd. Fuck Patrick Swayze in any serious role.
tipseymcstagger@reddit
I watched Powder so many times on HBO in the 90s
SlobZombie13@reddit
The Home Alone sequels after 2. They get worse and worse.
Mortianna@reddit
The Adventures of Milo and Otis. I had the companion picture book that went with this movie, so I was PUMPED to see it on the big screen when it came to the US. I was - and am - a huge animal lover, and I remember loving the movie so much I cried watching it.
If 7-year-me had known the truth about how many kittens and puppies they went through filming that movie, I would have been crushed.
SlobZombie13@reddit
why did they have one guy voice all the characters?
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
How much of that is actually confirmed though?
frawgster@reddit
The face Jeff goldblum makes at the end takes the move from “meh” to cinematic masterpiece.
BojukaBob@reddit
Go fuck yourself
RolandMT32@reddit
Johnny Pneumonic
oldschool80sguy@reddit
I just watched this again on VHS recently, it's a pretty great movie.
fivetwoeightoh@reddit
At first I had presumed this post was in r/okbuddycinephile
TopLife644@reddit
Pow-dair. Thats Powdah. POW DAH.
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
Pow-dair.
Connect_Hospital_270@reddit
I watched this in school a couple times.
FrankiesKnuckles@reddit
Airborne, 3 Ninjas, License to Drive, If Looks could Kill... I remember seeing powder in the theatre lol
ElieMay@reddit
My siblings still call each other “Powder” when we are the slightest bit pale
FoppyDidNothingWrong@reddit
That movie fucking sucked
AdevilSboyU@reddit
Say what you will about Powder, but that lightning strike scene still send a shiver up my spine.
ValancyNeverReadsit@reddit
The one I hated was in my early adulthood. I am actually going to have to look it up because I’ve forgotten its name, but I’m pretty sure it was some kind of rom-com with Sandra Bullock. At the end there was a “hurricane” scene that was the most unrealistic hurricane I have ever seen in my entire life [source: I live on the US gulf coast], and it destroyed the whole thing for me. It was like if you take the tornado from The Wizard of Oz and make it less dangerous, there’s a wedding reception or something and all the items in the yard are spinning around, the protagonists end up floating or something… just awful.
Ah! Forces of Nature.
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
I saw it, but you may be the first person I’ve ever seen talk about it. I almost wondered if I was the only one.
ValancyNeverReadsit@reddit
As I recall, my sister saw it with me
stykface@reddit
Heck no, this movie is awesome. I still watch it from time to time.
snanesnanesnane@reddit
"What does that even mean anyway?
Huh? Who the fuck doesn't understand what this means?
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
Maybe it’s just mis-and-overused.
MF-SMUG@reddit
This movie is fantastic. Get all the way outta here.
AbbreviationsBorn276@reddit
I didnt know it was lousy. I loved this movie. I recorded it off the tv and watched it over and over again. It aint a lousy movie!
These-Performer-8795@reddit
20+ years ago channel 44 in central Texas played this movie and Power Rangers back to back on a regular basis. Me being a nightowl introvert got pretty familiar with these movies....
big_ringer@reddit
Her name is Jinx, goddammit.
the_kid1234@reddit
Tremors!
So good!
frinkhutz@reddit
I liked this movie
Lance8282@reddit
People forget how “Powder” was the go to insult for a pasty motherfucker with no hair.
Kramereng@reddit
My first date ever was seeing Powder.
It was my last date (with that gal).
Calbebes@reddit
I had literally never heard of this movie before, and now I’ve seen/heard it referenced THREE times in the last month, from three different sources, and now I’m like:
https://i.redd.it/avwlno1v3aaf1.gif
randoperson42@reddit
I remember the commercials more than anything. I think I watched the movie once, but couldn't tell you anything about it. I feel like the commercials were on during the x files a lot, for some reason.
Morriganx3@reddit
This is literally the first time I’ve heard of it. I was a little distracted in 1995
CorporalCabbage@reddit
I always thought this was Johnny Depp.
rob132@reddit
Powder was basically just Phenomenon but he was born that way instead of aliens or whatever the cancer was.
Defiant_Cookie_4963@reddit
I saw this in theaters for a birthday party and haven’t seen it since
misterlakatos@reddit
I remember hating this movie a lot. I want to say we had to watch it in middle school.
Open_Pineapple1236@reddit
You will learn tolerance if it kills all of us! - your teacher probably
misterlakatos@reddit
Absolutely. I really fucking hate that movie. It's one I will never show to my children.
0zzm0s1s@reddit
There were some bad ones in the 90's, but I do remember them being better than I know they are now.
Die Hard 2 seemed like a cool movie once but it is such a letdown after the first one, which is darn near a masterpiece action movie. All the slow motion in the action sequences just ruins it for me.
We knew Predator 2 sucked, but we wanted to like it because of how cool the first one was. Same thing with Robocop 2.
I distinctly remember the first TMNT movie being really hyped but my friends and I were old enough (age 10) to realize it was bad despite our need for it to be good.
There's lots of others that should have been good but were not. The Bodyguard. Waterworld. Beverly HIlls Cop III. The last three Batman movies before the Christopher Nolan reboot.
BRUISE_WILLIS@reddit
Powder was one of the boondock saints
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
Which is another one I’ve never liked.
Hipcatjack@reddit
Oh so you just have terrible taste in movies. Got it. I won’t take offense 🤣
Hipcatjack@reddit
This movie was great. It got blow back because of a pervy producer of I recall correctly. And looking back from 2025 … that shouldn’t be held against it.
kenadams_the@reddit
Shen I was a kid my uncle brought a VHS cassette with the label „powder vampire“ on it. I thought that Eddie Murphy had a skin condition. It took me a while to understand that it were two movies.
SpaghettSpooked@reddit
Oh dude memory unlocked! I remember the main bad guy looked like Temu Eddie Vedder
WinterYak1933@reddit
I thought this movie was cool when I was a kid, but no way am I rewatching it, lol. Here's the trailer, that's enough:
https://youtu.be/dM1jktXwcSI?si=iGFsGnLN7VadhQxz
Population-Tire@reddit
I remember being around 12 when Mortal Kombat Annihilation came out. I didn’t know it was possible for a movie to be that bad until then.
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
The trailer made it look so good!
Ok_Researcher_9796@reddit
I liked this movie.
Combatical@reddit
Reservoir Dogs. This movie is just a 15 min idea dragged out into 2 hours.
The one scene "you know the one" was the only thing interesting about the whole movie. The rest was just whiny and felt like it was loose idea written up by a teenager.
Bushwazi@reddit
Powder is classic, just for the ability to use it as an insult alone…
Sattaman6@reddit
Commando. My granddad took me to see it I was about 6 or 7.
Lcky22@reddit
I remember seeing powder in the theater and feeling very aware of it being my first time not liking a movie
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
You really went the distance! I tapped out at The Neverending Story 2.
Lcky22@reddit
Yeah I don’t think it occurred to me earlier to not like a movie for some reason.
Iamdickburns@reddit
Powder was a good movie. What's the beef?
shayna16@reddit
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
Some argue that Julia saved it.
ezio8133@reddit
The scene where guile was thinking he was intimidating a Platoon with a pocketknife when his squad was behind him the whole time was hilarious
msheehan418@reddit
I saw powder in theatres
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)
I saw it in school, of all things.
moonja85@reddit
This is the only movie I’ve ever walked out on
Justin_Sideme@reddit
Independence Day
Allaplgy@reddit
Lies!
It has the greatest speech ever by a US president.
PetrolGator@reddit
I forgot this existed. I wish I still forgot it existed.
misterlakatos@reddit
There were a lot of movies released between 1994 and 1996 that deserved to fade into obscurity. This is one of them.
Krymestone@reddit
If there ever develops a following for Frozen Assets I think we reached the end.
Middle_Bison47@reddit
Haha. I loved this one as a young teen, but never revisited it since.
Used_TP_Tester@reddit
Good choice, stick with it.
BoltsGuy02@reddit
Most that people claim to “hold up” don’t and it’s just nostalgia
Reasonable-Wave8093@reddit
Lol
CenTexPlmbr@reddit
This movie was awful in every conceivable way.