ULPT - How do I get revenge on someone. I want to know every possible way no matter what and who would I contact/ how do I even get into contact with them to begin with.
Posted by Savings-Head-2604@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 18 comments
Literally let me know anything and I’m not gonna bother explaining why I want revenge on this person bc I’d rather not have the comments turn into people calling me dumb for wanting revenge. Anything goes from prank calls/messages to maybe even making them lose their job.
GreatBoneStructure@reddit
“Before you set out on the path of revenge, first dig two graves.”
Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit
for them and one of their bitch ass friends
kokopellithatsme@reddit
Live well
IntroductionNeat2746@reddit
We might feel uneasy potentially instigating an unhinged teenager into hiring a cartel hitman.
You need to make up a reasonable story so we have plausible deniability.
Savings-Head-2604@reddit (OP)
Well murder is completely outta the question
IntroductionNeat2746@reddit
"I want to know every possible way no matter what..."
Savings-Head-2604@reddit (OP)
If you read the paragraph below I clearly state my boundaries
IntroductionNeat2746@reddit
Than you shouldn't have asked for every way possible.
samithedood@reddit
12
BluBeams@reddit
Instead of arguing with us on here, you can channel that energy into your real life and solve your own problem...
Search the sub for tips on getting revenge since you refuse to give context.
ShecallsmeRick@reddit
Post their address for free constructing material. Address for their work or home. Only available after 6pm at home.
FartWrapSupreme@reddit
If it's summer cut and throw pieces of Devon / Bologna on their cars paint job . The meat cooks into it and when they remove it. It strip's the paint.
cool_beans230@reddit
Nah we need context first otherwise it's just weird
xsmp@reddit
yea like what if the mark likes consuming piss discs and liquid ass like pancakes with syrup. that would clearly be an instance where sugar or bear spray would work better.
RickMuffy@reddit
Going to be unethical to this subreddit and recommend a life well lived. Whoever they are, just let them go, but make sure you succeed despite whatever they may have done to harm you.
That or put thumbtacks under the windshield wipers of their car so when they turn on they scrape the fuck out of em.
pegoff@reddit
liquid ass
Benjijedi@reddit
You want to know every possible method of revenge? 1. Shoot your daughter's murderer in a courtroom. For this you will need a gun and access to a courtroom with the murderer of your daughter inside.
combat_lobotomy@reddit
Piss discs