Don’t hate the man for being honest
Posted by Maddoxfotos@reddit | Dallas | View on Reddit | 53 comments
Saw this wholesome panhandling on 75 and N Hall St with a very honest sign.
dednotsleeping@reddit
Gonna need 5 cheeseburgers, big gals like to eat here in Texas!
llonelygoth@reddit
I salute this man
Ok-Brain-1746@reddit
I saw one over by Bachman Lake that I can't share
DallasLoudTexasProud@reddit
Ha ha – I saw him a couple days ago at Hall Street and 75.
spideraquarium@reddit
No one got him a playboy and a cheeseburger
Thin_Definition_4561@reddit
First time I saw this guy I laughed the rest of my drive home
AccomplishedLove6169@reddit
Bro knows ball
BCMBCG@reddit
People definitely giving this dude money.
texoma456@reddit
1st rule of negotiation: you don’t ask, you don’t get.
YeaImLost@reddit
We love a man that knows what he wants
PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS@reddit
If he was honest he would have used this:
https://youtu.be/tikRI34QrQw?feature=shared
gr0uchyMofo@reddit
The poker hat wasn’t a dead giveaway to his plight?
Salt_End6290@reddit
Bro asking for a Big Mac and two tortas 😂
gigoloko2@reddit
A Big Mac and two Gorditas.
Scrantonicity_02@reddit
It be like that sometimes
lackingInt@reddit
Gotta go to San Antonio buddy
No-Slice8458@reddit
Maybe he meant 2 sandwiches and 1 girl. That would make more sense lol 😂
guroxique@reddit
This is what I called knowing yourself
Maddoxfotos@reddit (OP)
The man want a cheeseburger and two roast beef sandwiches. He’s got an appetite!
guroxique@reddit
I didn’t see it like that but now that you mentioned it, I see it 🫡
autopilot6236@reddit
75 and Hall?
CuteBake4882@reddit
Harry Hines has plenty of everything he's asking for.
Maddoxfotos@reddit (OP)
The man wants a Cheeseburger and two roast beef sandwiches!
TCIHL@reddit
Gonna need another cheeseburger dude
Due-Campaign-5157@reddit
Same bruh love me a fat bitch.
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Upper_Television3352@reddit
That’s what we all want, but we’re working for it. Just sayin’.
pobox01983@reddit
lol 😂
AdLanky6371@reddit
Is this a quote from Friday after next?
Horror_Solution1945@reddit
I'll just have the cheeseburger.
UraniumRocker@reddit
Same
Thinks_22_Much@reddit
Gonna need two cheeseburgers then ....
Horror_Solution1945@reddit
3
ooglesnoopleboop@reddit
A man’s gotta eat.
CatteNappe@reddit
Not honest at all. Clever, maybe. Attempted humor, for sure. Attention getting. What he really wants is your money, and what he plans to spend it on is probably not burgers or girls.
Dick_Lazer@reddit
PEARL CLUTCHING INTENSIFIES
ornithologically@reddit
"He may not intend to use those donations to pay for the pleasure of the companionship of two rotund ladies! Oh good heavens, that simply will not do! He should not be allowed to deceive the public in such an egregious manner."
CatteNappe@reddit
No pearls being clutched. It's just that he's not being honest, any more than some Honest John used car dealer is. Headline might be "don't hate the man for being funny" or "don't hate the man for being cute", but "honest" does not apply here.
Pit_27@reddit
This better than most panhandling imo. I would tip a comedian if they make me laugh, why not this guy
CatteNappe@reddit
Why not, if that's what you want to do. That was his point. But "honest" doesn't apply.
Comfortable-Spell-75@reddit
Not 1 but 2.
elonzucks@reddit
Could have said thicc instead
jl56649@reddit
(Turns to the rude, snotty 20-year-old girl next to me who’s too good to look at anyone else) ‘Well, I see your day just got better! With an offer like that how could you not be smiling?!’
boshpaad@reddit
2 fat gink
TransportationEng@reddit
Why 2? Save some for the rest of us.
rabidwolf86@reddit
He just wants some tortas!
mcmaster-99@reddit
Hence the homelessness. The priorities aren’t straight.
IcedCoffeeVoyager@reddit
I’ve seen this guy before lol
QuarterCold1973@reddit
I saw him the other day and if I had cash on me I would’ve given him some just for making me laugh. That sign had me hollering! 😂
Bigfartz69420@reddit
He's not asking for the world here, not even an 8 ball and 2 million dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBAP14Fz2AU
YoungLightning@reddit
There will be a payday, hallelujah what a payday.
friskyintellect@reddit
And that’s Dallas.
dogsarebettertha_ppl@reddit
Hey we have all been there.