Ode to Soy | TheaterFire

90% of Reddit users never make a single comment and just lurk, which is weird to me, since the only thing actually entertaining about Reddit is posting/commenting, so you can get into some retarded online arguments lol.

Making just a handful of comments will give you those dumbass subreddit trophies.

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Barnslig@reddit

People outside of the United States possess virtues like imagination and curiosity which leads them to seek understanding of foreign cultures.

I know the this is entirely alien to the Mutt mind, but I don’t blane you for it. America is fucking massive and filled with varied landscapes and weather systems. If I lived there I wouldn’t bother with a passport either.

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AntDracula@reddit

t. seething euro cuck

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Jonercel@reddit

They’re obsessed

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Puddler_@reddit

"Yea I'm actually 30% Italian, 23% German, 16% Swedish, 8% Spa-"

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BulbuhTsar@reddit

American response: Oh that's cool.

Europoors: RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Puddler_@reddit

I feel like you didn't read any of the other comments in the thread

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NPR_slut_69@reddit

"This Somali is just as Irish as anyone"

gets stabbed

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Due_Title_6982@reddit

SILENCE EUROPE

A 57% WHITE COUNTRY IS SPEAKING

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NPR_slut_69@reddit

Hate to break it to you, euroid, but your under 18 demos don't look so good

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Puddler_@reddit

Are you under the impression that the us has less killing than literally any European country

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NPR_slut_69@reddit

I wonder what the controlling variable is and whether it's rapidly converging with the US

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Puddler_@reddit

Latvia is the highest and has a very small immigrant population

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NPR_slut_69@reddit

Actually the Turks and Caicos Islands have the highest murder rate in the world, which is British. Obviously it is because of British government policies

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markokmarcsa@reddit

my favourite european country.

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NPR_slut_69@reddit

I'm confused, does race and ethnic background matter, or not?

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

50% corn syrup

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InevitableDay9696@reddit

I think there’s Canada as well

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Sux499@reddit

See how the rest of the world looks and expand your horizons?

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Y13Deuce@reddit

Average house in Yuropooristan is a fucked up 3 bedroom apartment in Turkish Ville , it’s sturdy not made out of cardboard (which also means it’s 50 years outdated and has mold everywhere and 3 gypsy families on govt subsidies live next door) and it costs around 400-500k . Vs USA where a whole house is 250k …

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apscep@reddit

Yeah, what's the reason? To see that cupboard shit-hut somewhere in the middle of nowhere in Alabama, surrounded by the same shit-hut suburbia, costs more than a decent brick or concrete house on the Mediterranean coast?

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BanzaiKen@reddit

Oh that's the horrific cope of a europeasant whose been forced into city living instead of owning property so large visits from your neighbor are a welcome surprise.

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apscep@reddit

I am bold to assume anyone here ever owned property besides their mom's basement.

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BanzaiKen@reddit

Sadly pre-Covid it wasn't that bad. A good bank could give you a return of 4-4.5% if you had a large sum of money in the bank. Bank loans were around 2-4%. So the bank paid you to use their money and Paul Krugman masturbated furiously to the GDP increase.

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Double-Regular31@reddit

To be fair, that is the price you have to pay to not be surrounded by mudslimes.

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Ilikemobkeys52@reddit

I'd gladly take the more expensive house if it means I don't get cultural enrichment like our european friends

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vulpes21@reddit

Have you ever been to Europe? It's like 95% white.

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fiftyfourseventeen@reddit

I must've went to a different Europe. I was in London and only spoke to a single white person during the week I was there

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Stunning-Field2011@reddit

Take the BBC only filter off your Grindr search then

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fiftyfourseventeen@reddit

What a strange comment to make

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BanzaiKen@reddit

Paris has entered the battlefield

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LooseButtPlug@reddit

Arabs think they're white.

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FistFuckYourAss@reddit

I think we're well past that point.

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Meh_Jer@reddit

we all know who to blame.

The Irish

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apscep@reddit

First, you have never been on the Mediterranean coast assuming there are some mudslimes there, second you are still surrounded by chocolate Americans and amigos.

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fiftyfourseventeen@reddit

Go take a look at rome and get back to me lol

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apscep@reddit

I was in Rome, Venice, Milan, Verona and the media display it much worse than in reality. The worst atmosphere in my opinion was in Brussels but nothing criminal or what can endanger your life, but anyway you go in Ostende or Bruges and you are in 95% white Europe.

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victor4700@reddit

This guy 4chans

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OutrageousQuantity12@reddit

How’d you avoid the draft?

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apscep@reddit

If you value personal freedom, you will find the way)

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Hussor@reddit

Marseille is right there brother

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Ice_Swallow4u@reddit

I'm just tired of the scam calls and texts. Just fucking leave me alone.

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nickscope27@reddit

panjeet needs to earn his wage too

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Double-Regular31@reddit

Just give him your social security number, it's not a big deal

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Garlic549@reddit

I can tell you that any rural deep south 99% white community is absolutely worse than even downtown Brussels (yes by Bruxelles-Nord).

Every trailer park south of the Mason-Dixon Line is a fentanyl factory or meth market.

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Both-Pack7114@reddit

Tbh you can always tell when someone hasn’t lived amongst southern US trailer trash by thinking they’re any better than similarly low income migrants in Europe.

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WhyAreYouAllSoStupid@reddit

they dont understand that rural poor white in the US are born into fuckery, and have had 200 years to get good at it. its like comparing the somalians in france to the gypsys of elsewhere in europe. One group is shitty, uneducated, and low-class through circumstance, and the other has fully embraced it and made it their own.

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Both-Pack7114@reddit

Poverty in general is hard to get out of and people tying certain practices and such to race will never not be funny

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DonnieMoistX@reddit

Euro cope

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OkayJuice@reddit

Cope

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OMGRedditBadThink@reddit

Your knowledge of construction doesn’t extend beyond the Three Little Pigs. Shaddup, nonce.

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Appropriate-Pilot381@reddit

Are you guys insane, housing in America is very cheap. For the price of my 1 bedroom flat I could have bought a 4bedroom detached in west Virginia

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frumptiybumptiy@reddit

West Virginia is literally one of the worst places you can live that’s why it’s cheap because there’s nothing there’s

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Champigne@reddit

Well yes, West Virginia is literally one of the cheapest states to buy a home in.

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SlonyMidgal@reddit

west Virginia

That's the catch man

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Due_Title_6982@reddit

Is west virgina actually bad, it looks nice

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victini563@reddit

It’s beautiful but is unfortunately the poorest state in the country, places like North Carolina or Tennessee have just as beautiful places but also have a functioning economies.

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InfiniteRaccoons@reddit

It's the worst state in almost every metric, low IQ inbred yokels who sold out their children's futures to coal companies for pennies

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ColinOnReddit@reddit

One of the lowest rates of inbreeding in the nation.

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octavio989@reddit

No jobs, no citys and highest fent deaths in the us, only pro is all the white people and mountains

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Capital_Drummer8397@reddit

Theres just no jobs

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Appropriate-Pilot381@reddit

Try being British there's literally nothing

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Blackout1154@reddit

Tfw you don’t inherit family estate and lord title

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Capital_Drummer8397@reddit

My condolences 😔

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ivo004@reddit

The nature is wonderful! The people are obese, poor, depressing, and drug addicted and the economy is effectively non-existent.

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thatRoland@reddit

It's almos heaven

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Liberty_PrimeIsWise@reddit

I heard it looks just like heaven

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anythinga@reddit

Depends on how much meth you smoke

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Liberty_PrimeIsWise@reddit

I prefer their massive fentanyl crisis.

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anythinga@reddit

REAL red blooded AMERICAN PATRIOTS avoid fentanyl because it is made by chinese COMMUNISTS!!!!
REAL PATRIOTS PREFER COOKED IN THE USA METHAMPHETAMINE!!!

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Liberty_PrimeIsWise@reddit

MOST of it IS COOKED by MEXICAN INVADERS looking to reTAKE TEXAS!

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anythinga@reddit

In that case: BUILD A BIGGER WALL!

AND SUBSIDIZE MADE IN THE USA METH LABS!

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Sangwiny@reddit

Or you could have bought a fucking palace in Ungabungania, Africa. Just a minor risk of getting raided by the local warlord.

Location matters, man.

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Relevant-Sherbert-71@reddit

I just went through it, it's not that expensive lol. Unless you go for some default city it's actually cheaper than in most of Europe

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Gackt@reddit

Crazy given the wage differences.

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tabris51@reddit

What a coincidence, I too had checked it for the first time a few days ago. Its either depressingly expensive apartment flats or cardboard houses with amazing land around, not connected to grid, also expensive

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Gackt@reddit

amazing land around, not connected to grid

Like in the middle of nowhere...? So even in the middle of nowhere you have to build your house out of wood? There's building codes out there? What about freshly purchased BLM land 🤔?

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WheresTotoro@reddit

Can we all just agree that the housing market fucking sucks everywhere?

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DonnieMoistX@reddit

Nope. Pretty good where I am.

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LooseButtPlug@reddit

Where you at?

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DonnieMoistX@reddit

Why the fuck would I tell someone on the 4chan subreddit where I live?

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uhmerikin@reddit

You're acting like they asked for an exact address. Jesus.

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Gackt@reddit

I'll contribute instead of grandparent:

I'm in Colombia, and poor people can find small empty lots in the outskirts of the nice cities for about $4k, which is around 10 months of minimum wage, not a crazy amount when you think about it.

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LooseButtPlug@reddit

The country? There's only 195. Are there 5 people in your area or something? Jesus fuckin Christ, are you scared of people knowing what country you live in? We could narrow it down to a single city and people still wouldn't really give a shit.

...I'm just looking for an affordable place to live.

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Gackt@reddit

everywhere

Not everywhere... just only when additional housing is artificially being restricted... which is almost everywhere these days in developed countries I guess...

I think they realized so much of the economy had moved to housing as equity that they decided to "uphold" it so to speak, to the detriment of new house-needers...

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AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit (OP)

56% ahh comment

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