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Anon was in a metal band

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Anon was in a metal band

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Marchus80@reddit

First time, sure , bro is quirky. Second time ... eh ... we're patient people. Third time is a mandatory heavy sack beating. https://i.redd.it/avq7xui47kdf1.gif
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IWasReplacedByAI@reddit

Yeah, this is true, found the clip uploaded to YouTube [here](https://youtu.be/qYSlO_PHPro?si=UV588jo2ogPsly0Z)
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ronkoscatgirl@reddit

Sincerely consider the rope
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Scottish_Whiskey@reddit

I’m not even mad. It’s been too long
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JordFxPCMR@reddit

i am scared to click this either will be a twitch link or gonna get rick rolled and i dont want to be rick rolled so i will let someone else try it
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nhndktmdjjfmrjfoslt@reddit

its a rick roll
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BlueMagmaDragon@reddit

Bro why are you so afraid of being rickrolled
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avagrantthought@reddit

Lmao can't believe this actually happened
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ChoiceFudge3662@reddit

This could only be funnier if he screamed “FUCK YOU BALTIMORE!”
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KirbzYyY@reddit

Go fuck yourself San Diego!
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ronkoscatgirl@reddit

"jacking it in San diego 🎵🎵🎵"
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Fickle_Sherbert1453@reddit

If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend...
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Top_Boysenberry_6552@reddit

And we get no Twitch clip? yeah thought so bc this is fake
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DwarvenSupremacist@reddit

“Just doxx yourself bro”
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StrengthfromDeath@reddit

If you don't want people to watch, why would you be streaming?
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095805@reddit

I’m guessing anon was not the one twitch streaming and would not like his schizophrenic ramblings to be watched by random people
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StrengthfromDeath@reddit

Fair point. If it were real, I dont think you'd really dox yourself by being heard yelling in the background of your roommates 3 viewer stream.
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AnalTyrant@reddit

Obviously the several roommates are figments of his psychosis, of course they wouldn't have a recording.
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cloudxchan@reddit

I will in the middle of the night scream "YEAH" while sleeping and it wakes up my ol lady. I however just keep sleeping.
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The_Noremac42@reddit

\> What should I do about this? Call an exorcist.
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TraumaPerformer@reddit

The pic got my hopes up for some actual human misery. This shits not even remotely bad.  Boohoo anon, you’re a schizo. Take your pills and stfu. 
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StrengthfromDeath@reddit

Me when I can't get over my past and my entire personality is letting everyone know i grew up worse than them.
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TraumaPerformer@reddit

Correct. Happy cake day. 
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Gabriel_UKReal@reddit

what happened to frauded
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RadioRoosterTony@reddit

If I had a roommate do this, I would think it was awesome.
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failureagainandagain@reddit

Is this site back or is it still dead?
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avagrantthought@reddit

4chan has been back for over a month
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failureagainandagain@reddit

Wait its back?! Fuck yes
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avagrantthought@reddit

Okay man
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bartholomewjohnson@reddit

Gonna start screaming "WHAT THE FUCKS UP MILWAUKEE" in response to my neighbor who has really loud sex.
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back_door_@reddit

🤣
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victor4700@reddit

Step 1: Monetize it for clicks Step 2: ?????? Step 3: profit
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sniperfromdasouth@reddit

Megameth
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casulmemer@reddit

What the fucks up Denny’s!
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saketho@reddit

Greatest concert of all time
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Letters_to_Dionysus@reddit

I don't think talking in your sleep is a schizophrenia symptom
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Known-Ad-1556@reddit

He should just own it. Like, why bawl about it, just own that you said it. It’s like the dude who couldn’t go back to his gym because he wanted to use the stall in the bathroom so asked “how many sets do you have left in there?” then everyone laughed, so he ran away scared. That shit is hilarious, so own it.
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barryhakker@reddit

Because he didn’t say anything about Milwaukee, he actually said “I want to dress up as a girl and have sexual relations with older men”.
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Din_Plug@reddit

This greentext is even more of a funny nothing than then anon who had chocolate ice cream, was asked about it and said "I'm the chocolate man from chocolate land!"
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khjuu12@reddit

WHAT THE FUCK'S UP, ALGONQUIN FOR 'THE GOOD LAND?'
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ItsMichaelRay@reddit

Someone find the Twitch clip, please.
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FilthyFur@reddit

You can ask MidJourny firy it
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ItsMichaelRay@reddit

MidJourney can do sound?
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cynap@reddit

I woke up screaming “Call the fucking cops!” Because I had a dream I crashed my car off a bridge and someone was just sitting laughing at me. Scared my gf at the time
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bigbadbillyd@reddit

I'm more of a DeWalt guy myself.
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neat-NEAT@reddit

This one tickles me in the same way the "Are you fucking sorry!" green text does. I'll probably always enjoy this one being reposted.
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doctorz123@reddit

WHAT THE FUCK’S UP DENNY’S
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ForumsDwelling@reddit

Me likey this greentext
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Generous_lions@reddit

Dreaming is weird. I once said something to someone in a dream. I dont remember what I said but I think I was making roasting them or something. I apparently found it so funny I woke up laughing. But my brain also did the thing it does with dreams and immediately makes me forget chunks of it so I can't even remember what I said.
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GohanStan@reddit

this is like the 20th time i sse this greentext and yet no clip of the incident. sadge
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Deanzopolis@reddit

>Wakes up >Screams nonsensical greeting in the middle of the night >Refuses to elaborate
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Fl4mb0_Nr5@reddit

Metal and based
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RockHumper25@reddit

i WISH this was real so we could witness it ourselves 
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myn3meisjo3@reddit

Thread?
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ibejeph@reddit

Metal af
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ExperienceLow6810@reddit

MKE MENTIONED
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MasterRalx@reddit

fucking awesome
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