Hot weather bingo - how many have you seen in UK today?

Posted by ThankUverymuchJerry@reddit | AskABrit | View on Reddit | 47 comments

🍦Poundland sold out of ice cream 🏍️ Man on motorcycle wearing just a pair of shorts… please don’t fall off!! 🐯Man with sunburned stripes 🍹Tea urn of Pimm’s at church fete 🥵 “ooh I like it hot, but this is too hot!” 🍻maximum occupancy beer garden 👙bikini in suburban Sainsbury’s 🙄 teenager wearing puffer jacket and face mask 🫖 having a cup of tea to cool down

Please add yours!

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AngelKat-81@reddit

None because that would involve leaving the house to go out in the scorching death.

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ThankUverymuchJerry@reddit (OP)

Not even if the ice cream van came??

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AngelKat-81@reddit

Nope, I'm coeliac and diabetic so that's not even a remote temptation lol

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bobitybob2010@reddit

Today i saw a teen walking down the street with black trackies, black socks, black crocs, black North Face Jacket hood up!!! Ffs it's 25°, get a grip. Round here it's referred to as the Rishton Tracksuit 😂

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ThankUverymuchJerry@reddit (OP)

And presumably a right cob on… yes love, you’re tetchy because you’re wearing your big coat 🙄

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satanisaniceperson@reddit

Flying ants have made an appearance today 😳

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mamaoftwomonsters@reddit

Dumbass ex with stripes across his stomach from how he sat, in the garden, with absolutely no sun cream on. Sadly this idiot is the father of my youngest two children

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Zealousideal-Habit82@reddit

So cold in Brighton I've got all the windows closed. Someone has pissed on my bingo card, I've not seen the sun for six days now.

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UnavoidablyHuman@reddit

Brighton more like Dimton... sorry

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Zealousideal-Habit82@reddit

Lived here for 25 years and that is pretty accurate.

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ThankUverymuchJerry@reddit (OP)

Oh I’m sorry for rubbing your nose in it! Hope your weather perks up soon!

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Zealousideal-Habit82@reddit

Tomorrow apparently. Got my shorts ready. I bought an a/c unit this time last year as I wfh. Used it six times. Still in the cupboard this year, maybe tomorrow....

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yorkshirenation@reddit

I’ve driven from Harrogate to Caerphilly today. I can’t believe I’ve left a tropical paradise to go to a drizzling cold, well, Caerphilly.

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peahair@reddit

Next time you’ll plan your trips more ahem Caerphilly..

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OkPhilosopher5308@reddit

Teenager wearing black a Northface puffer, hoodie and face mask on an illegal e bike tearing in an out of traffic,

A woman in Tesco wearing shorts and a very sheer (basically see through) top with no bra on, much to the joy of husbands being dragged around the supermarket by their wives

Ag college boys wearing Schoffel gilets over their rugger bugger shirts, whilst sporting pastel chino shorts and boat shoes

Acres of wobbly flesh, ranging in colour from maggot white to livid lobster pink.

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Overall-Lynx917@reddit

How about -

Rain coats Umbrellas Puddles in road Low cloud Damp sheep

Welcome to the heatwave in Wales😂

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ThankUverymuchJerry@reddit (OP)

Ah Wales, how I love a Welsh summer.

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Bose82@reddit

Fat Brexit bastard with his top off with a can of Stella walking his staffy

Sofa out in the front garden

Dickheads with loud cars bombing up and down the seafront with their underaged girlfriends

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ThankUverymuchJerry@reddit (OP)

Standard

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ThaiFoodThaiFood@reddit

Tea urn if Pimm's at a church fete

Alright Fauntleroy

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ThankUverymuchJerry@reddit (OP)

I suspect Fauntleroy would have balked at the paper cups!

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ThaiFoodThaiFood@reddit

Oooooh, they provide you with cups do they?

Well la-di-dah.

I'll stick to my trough.

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ThankUverymuchJerry@reddit (OP)

😂

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1kBabyOilBottles@reddit

Husband wears glasses and has a tan line from them. Also I saw somebody riding a motorcycle in basically a bikini yesterday, that was strange

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MuddyBoots472@reddit

Neighbour with no shirt on 🤢

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wakou2@reddit

Fat cat (not ours but a regular visitor) I was repairing my old car. Fat cat found the empty box and slinked in to it.

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Bose82@reddit

National Armed Forces weekend event where I live. All the boxes ticked within 2 mins of turning up

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StrangeKittehBoops@reddit

Puffer jackets on voi scooters x 3 today. It was 29c.

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peterhala@reddit

I'm only wearing clothes for about an hour a day, and I still have to put them in the laundry bin due to the sweat.

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The_Yellow_King@reddit

I'm waiting to see what kind of temperature will lead to the Deliveroo guys forsaking the hand mufflers and puffa jackets. The snoods will remain no doubt, can't be revealing your face to the immigration cops.

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roywill2@reddit

Boiling hot in Edinburgh 22 celsius

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Hour-Cup-7629@reddit

Im in Cumbria. Its rained non stop for a week. Its like Im living inside a cloud and its 14 degrees.

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welshcake82@reddit

I’m in Wales- it’s drizzling currently.

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sunbeamshadow@reddit

Me too, hot, very windy, and so overcast the sky looks like a dirty white duvet. Horribly muggy.

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ThankUverymuchJerry@reddit (OP)

Ah Wales… nothing if not reliable!

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Spottyjamie@reddit

Humid, rainy but only 20 degrees here

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Gingy2210@reddit

Not today but my dad has been seen in Sainsbury's this week wearing just a pair of orange shorts (it's part of family lore they were bought the year Bobby Kennedy was assassinated), and sandals. Nothing else with all his various scars on show from a variety of abdominal surgeries.

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