What's the best dilapidated but charming English seaside town?
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I have a notion to visit one or more English seaside towns that are past their prime, but are still enjoyable and nostalgic. These towns would have locally owned shops and restaurants instead of chain stores, a beach that is walkable and scenic, shabby but friendly inns/ b&bs and a place to get a good cream tea. Can you help me build my itinerary? Thank you.
MrRWhitworth@reddit
Jaywick in Essex
Whithorsematt@reddit
Seatonn / Beer
Mel-but@reddit
Morecambe!
Best sunsets in the country and lots of events and stuff going on on the prom, particularly during the summer. Also if you’re minted and can afford it the midland hotel is proper lovely
sandshill@reddit
Yes! Beautiful views of the Lake District and one of my favourite second hand book shops.
Paper182186902@reddit
Is this the book shop where it’s like a maze inside, with books piled up to the ceiling?
sandshill@reddit
Yep, that's the one.
soupalex@reddit
i think i know the one. picked up a peggy seeger lp last time i was in… i need to remember to do the book shop (and the charity shops) before getting ice cream, though, don't want to mess things up with my sticky fingers.
GodKnowsHowPetsSound@reddit
I got married at the Midland, not long after it reopened following the Urban Splash refurbishment. I heard it's been taken over in the past year or so and slightly worried about what people say. I really hope it remains as special as it was.
But yes, Morecambe is lovely and I really need to go again when I can. I love Brucciani’s too - had a wonderful peach melba sundae last time I was there.
Heisperus@reddit
Former local, here. I've heard from people I know that the restaurant has really gone downhill. It used to be something a little special, but now it's apparently more or less just uninspiring pub food that you have to order at the bar.
I'd still definitely class Morecambe as one of the nicer seaside towns, especially if you keep to the prom and stay away from the town center.
soupalex@reddit
i had an anniversary stay at the midland within the past couple of years (not sure when this takeover will have been?) and thought it was lovely. could have done with a bit better maintenance (just a few minor sorts of things, you know, like missing or wonky/loose knobs on the drawers; concrete surfaces in want of a pressure wash), but i find such minor flaws often stand out to me, even in supposedly really "nice" hotels—could just be the way things are with hotels in general, idk. but still a memorable stay, in a good way; tbh i don't stay in hotels very often but nevertheless i don't expect to see another quite like the midland.
Silly_Ant_9037@reddit
I think Morecambe might be too nice to count.
Proud_Nail_1537@reddit
What?! The town centre is so run down. Walk along the front is ok and see Eric’s statue but the shops are really run down
soupalex@reddit
this is what i thought. i've really liked it whenever i've been… its "best" years might be behind it (as i suspect may be the case for all our seaside towns), but it was very far from what i'd consider to be shit, even "a bit shit, but in an endearing sort of way". it's just… quite nice.
Mel-but@reddit
I live there, it bloody ain’t
Silly_Ant_9037@reddit
Alas. Memories shattered.
justanAverageBloke69@reddit
Rye Beautiful not dilapidated though Hastings Bexhill
Raymond_Redditingon@reddit
Climping. Only the locals go there. It’s knackered. Its nice. Loads of WWII sea defences scattered all over it.
ArapileanDreams@reddit
Berwick upon Tweed
Tsvetaevna@reddit
I passed through it on a train once and it looked seriously lovely.
coffeewalnut08@reddit
It looks good from a distance, but it does have a mildly deprived feel about it when you walk on some of the main streets.
purpsky8@reddit
Scarborough
Wonderful_Falcon_318@reddit
Scarborough isn't dilapidated though.
coffeewalnut08@reddit
It is on some roads. The beachfront is presentable enough but you have to visit the back streets.
rainbosandvich@reddit
I love Scarborough and enjoyed living there very much.
It is dilapidated though. It's had a lot of work to improve parts of it but you only need to go a single street back to see it's get some rough edges.
I lived on Trafalgar Square back when it was nicknamed "drug dealer square"
ambabeeee@reddit
I used to live on Trafalgar terrace just off Trafalgar Square and can confirm
rainbosandvich@reddit
The cut-through road for the fair! At least you were close to the corner shop back when that was still going!
purpsky8@reddit
Well it fits the other descriptors.
gittyn@reddit
I was at uni when the whole ‘never been to Southampton but I’ve been to Scunthorpe” song happened.
I, living in Lincoln at the time, went to Scunthorpe thinking it was Scarborough and was incredibly disappointed.
purpsky8@reddit
😂 brilliant. Have you been to Scarborough since?
KonkeyDongPrime@reddit
Pfft. Scarbados probably the classiest on that coastline. Brid is Driffield-on-sea, Hornsea has some redeeming features, but Withernsea is like the final boss of the East Coast shitholes. It makes Rhyl look mediocre.
D4ltaCh4rlie@reddit
Other way round for me, the North Wales coastal towns make the East Riding offerings look good.
KonkeyDongPrime@reddit
Seriously try Withernsea. Makes Rhyl look upmarket. TBF to Withernsea, it used to have a decent pier and would be great if they brought it back.
purpsky8@reddit
I was going for “past their prime but still enjoyable and nostalgic”. Not total dumps.
CharlotteKartoffeln@reddit
Brid is okay. The chippies are good, the museum in the Soviet style cafe on the top of the Boyes department store is hilarious and the old town is surprisingly pretty. And Flamborough head is not far if you want to see a puffin
purpsky8@reddit
Yeah I personally like Brid as it has a lot of memories. If you head away from the centre there’s also some genuinely beautiful coastline and some hidden gem pubs. But main Brid and its backstreets are rather grim.
atreeofnight@reddit (OP)
Yes, this is my criteria.
flippertyflip@reddit
I was there last year. Really wasn't that bad.
moltencheese@reddit
If it's good enough for a widow from Bridlington, it's good enough for me.
FencingCatBoots@reddit
I’d go for the North Bay for friendly but slightly shabby B&Bs. I love Scarborough!
LilacRose32@reddit
Actually has some decent restaurants and a nice beach!
coffeewalnut08@reddit
Scarborough, I think. Last time I went it was a great atmosphere. Very scenic and pleasant beaches too… Soft golden sand and cliffs.
Definitely has a faded charm about its buildings.
chaos_jj_3@reddit
Sandown fits your criteria perfectly. Lovely beach, lovely pier, but completely run down and falling into the ocean.
Mother_Development50@reddit
Scarborough.
Admirable_Fail_180@reddit
Cromer in Norfolk. Just dogeared enough to be appealing
bitterlemon80@reddit
Cromer's posh compared to Great Yarmouth
Desperate-Cookie3373@reddit
A post-apocalyptic landscape is posh compared with Yarmouth….
ZealousidealAd6382@reddit
Could be worse it could be Clacton
jakubkonecki@reddit
Jaywick has entered the chat.
bitterlemon80@reddit
True
Kellsman@reddit
Detroit circa 1995 was posh compared to Gt.Yarmouth. Mogadishu circa 1990 was posh compared to Gt.Yarmouth. Haiti circa 2025 was posh compared to Gt.Yarmouth.
Yes.
I was forced to live there growing up.
3Cogs@reddit
Visited there a few years ago. The beach was beautiful and the funfair was decent with a vintage rollercoaster and ghost train among other things.
Some of the buildings along the front were derelict but that's the same in many other seaside towns. I liked the place. We were staying in Hemsby though so I didn't see the place at night, just in the daytime.
JSpencer999@reddit
Went there once by accident/fate/chance. My head was in a very dark place, I lost the plot and just got in the car and drove from London until I ran out of land. Thankfully walking into the worst b&b I've ever experienced gave me the sense to turn around and drive home. Had I stayed I doubt I'd still be here. I can categorically state that Cromer is simultaneously not a good place to visit and a great place to snap you back into your senses when you're having a mental breakdown. So bad it saved my life 😁
rcgl2@reddit
I gorged on Toblerone and drove to Dundeed in my bare feet.
Oghamstoner@reddit
Should have gone to see the tapirs.
Dense_Bad3146@reddit
There isa rather nice fish & chip restaurant there though, owned I believe by a Michelin starred chef!
Can I also put in Hunstanton - went there for the first time about a month ago! Was not what I expected!
Desperate-Cookie3373@reddit
Came here to say the same. I live nearby and go there a lot.
kittysuju@reddit
i’m a bit mad i guess but i kind of like Cromer bc of how depressing it is.
Maybe i need to talk to someone….
Admirable_Fail_180@reddit
Same.
ohshitohgodohno@reddit
Visiting Cromer: depressing, dilapidated Looking at house prices in Cromer: wtf
Slight-Brush@reddit
Also they have peregrine falcons nesting on the church
tameroftrees@reddit
Yup, it’s the one op should do. Simultaneously makes you 20 years older than you are and makes you think it’s 30 years ago.
exkingzog@reddit
Leigh-on-Sea has some chi-chi bits, but largely fits the bill.
sanctum9@reddit
Chi-Chi ?
exkingzog@reddit
From Wiktionary
“chichi (mildly derogatory) Affectedly trendy; chic and stylish in a pretentious way. Synonyms: bougie, bourgie”
sanctum9@reddit
Ah got you thanks, never heard that one before. Everyday is a school day :D
driftwooddreams@reddit
Scarborough is my favourite but those hills and cliffs don’t agree with my poor old knees much these days.
BlackberryNice1270@reddit
Do the coastal route in Northumberland. The beaches are quiet, sandy and beautiful. All the lovely little seaside villages & towns, and a lot of castles as a bonus.
RDT_Reader_Acct@reddit
I recently discovered Isle of wight resorts of Shanklin and Sandown. Not exciting but definitely a relaxed pleasantness. Recomended
feersum@reddit
Saltburn. You literally just described Saltburn.
Funny-Force-3658@reddit
It does have its charm, doesn't it.
sanctum9@reddit
I get it but saltburn has always been a relatively small and quiet type of seaside town hasn't it. One of my favourite places, some good memories of surfing there over 30 years ago now.
shorthairmermaid@reddit
Llandudno
RegularWhiteShark@reddit
Llandudno isn’t in England.
fannyfox@reddit
No need to be a llunt about it
Coca_lite@reddit
Lovely pier, goats that wander through town, and a hill (orm) you can climb or take a train up.
shorthairmermaid@reddit
And some very 'faded grandeur' hotels along the horseshoe waterfront, if that's your jam.
atreeofnight@reddit (OP)
Yes it is. Thank you!
RegularWhiteShark@reddit
It’s in Wales, not England.
HuwiMoz@reddit
True, it’s full of English people though.
carreg-hollt@reddit
Llandudno isn't in England.
Misha_non_penguin@reddit
First place that came to mind.
monkeychewtobacco@reddit
Not really English but, yeah, good shout. Not really that dilapidated either but a charming place.
Economy_Judge_5087@reddit
Not England, but Aberystwyth kinda fits.
sforsugar218@reddit
Hornsea
redoxburner@reddit
Silloth in Cumbria might be what you're looking for - I'm not sure I'd say it was the best in the whole of England but it has a lot of that faded grandeur and the coast in that part of the world can be beautiful (when it's not grey).
atreeofnight@reddit (OP)
Perfect, thank you!
attilathetwat@reddit
Bexhill or Hastings
KatVanWall@reddit
Seahouses!
skibbin@reddit
I see no one has mentioned Rhyl, nor should they.
BeardyGeoffles@reddit
Especially as it’s not an English seaside town!
skibbin@reddit
I assume when someone uses a phrase like "help me build my itinerary" they are using English and British interchangeably
PurplePlodder1945@reddit
Personally I take it literally if someone is British and asks for recommendations for England. They might genuinely be asking about England only which is fine. If someone uses the term England when they mean all four countries, it’s a low key insult
Kcufasu@reddit
On the way back from Llandudno, I got a train that was going to be a few hours too early for my connection at Crewe so thought I may as well stop off somewhere on the coast and head to the beach as it was a nice morning.. I didn't Google first and just picked the one I'd seen a lot of people getting off at on the way there (Ryhl).. Instant regret as I stepped out the station and realised there wasn't another train for an hour
atreeofnight@reddit (OP)
What was so bad about Rhyl?
carreg-hollt@reddit
It doesn't meet your criterion of being English.
RegularWhiteShark@reddit
You’re right, they shouldn’t, it’s not in England.
IntraVnusDemilo@reddit
Just been to Bangor this week.
There's an M&S so that's something.
Balnagask@reddit
How about Prestatyn instead then?
Wild_Battle_8798@reddit
Saltburn-by-the-sea
Lover_of_Sprouts@reddit
I can't believe Redcar hasn't had a mention.
No_Yogurtcloset8315@reddit
Hastings
enfantsauvage667@reddit
Mablethorpe
Objective_Ticket@reddit
Hunstanton would be my shout, somehow got left behind when the rest of north Norfolk was gentrified. Bognor Regis also has an echo of Victorian sea side destination.
Solsbeary@reddit
Bamburgh in Northumberland
mowgs1946@reddit
It's probably easier to do a list of seaside towns that don't fit that description.
39wva@reddit
Weston super mare
CumUppanceToday@reddit
Paignton in Devon. The climate is lovely: there's beaches and Dartmoor nearby. There's still some worthwhile attractions (zoo, steam railway). Also a pier and a nostalgia for more prosperous times.
treacle1810@reddit
swanage, been going there for over 25 years while it does need a bit of tlc i still look forward to going!
julia-peculiar@reddit
Swanage has a huge place in my heart - been going semi-regularly all my life, first as child then as parent, then as roommates with adult child. Definitely charming... And a little old-fashioned, perhaps (in the best way)... But I wouldn't say dilapidated.
treacle1810@reddit
unfortunately when i was there last year i seen the decline along with poole……its not as bad as some i admit but like most places in the uk the decline is ongoing.
campbellpics@reddit
New Brighton.
zentimo2@reddit
Bridlington - faded grandeur, arcades, promenades, and all the rest, but not too depressing, I thought it still had a lot of charm (and great lobster).
atreeofnight@reddit (OP)
The town did spark my interest when I learned that one of my favorite bands, Pulp, opened their comeback tour there. I’m American and had never heard of it.
zentimo2@reddit
It's a really fun stretch of coastline, so you can combine it with loads of other towns with different personalities - Filey, Whitby, Scarborough (affectionately known as Scarbados) etc.
ExtensionAssignment6@reddit
I always think Southport sea front is run down and a bit of a hole but the town centre is lovely
beshelzetub@reddit
Teignmouth
Aid_Le_Sultan@reddit
Yep, the best bit is the boat to Shaldon.
beshelzetub@reddit
My hometown (village!) 🤩
Aid_Le_Sultan@reddit
Ace fun during regatta week. My wife’s family and half of the rest of South Manchester seemed to visit that week.
men_in_the_rigging@reddit
I love that they never bother to take down the Christmas lights. They just turn them off until next year.
beshelzetub@reddit
The Christmas tree is always notoriously rubbish 🙈
mralistair@reddit
hastings, rye, hythe, broadstairs, margate, whitstable, ramsgate, deal,
The place is lousy with them, Broadstairs or deal woudl be my pick,
batch1972@reddit
Morecambe
Dense_Bad3146@reddit
Anybody been to Cleethorpes recently? I no longer have family there so no reason to visit
PinkBlossomDayDream@reddit
Depends on your vibe;
Skegness is a bit outdated, but still enjoyable. Can still get busy in the summer so go on a quiet term time day. Arcades, Chip shops, Pier, Donkey rides. Old fashioned sea side.
But if you want somewhere a bit posher, Broadstairs (Kent) is lovely, The sea is gorgeous. and Southwold (Norfolk)
Prestigious-Gold6759@reddit
Southwold is in Suffolk ;-)
Aware-Conference9960@reddit
And it's too upmarket for what the OP is looking for I think!
Oghamstoner@reddit
I don’t think it qualifies as dilapidated, far too fancy.
Prestigious-Gold6759@reddit
The Salcombe of Suffolk lol
PinkBlossomDayDream@reddit
Thank you 🤍
AffectionateComb6664@reddit
Then go around the corner to Margate (more vibey, independent businesses) or the other way to Ramsgate (actually dilapidated)
ProwerTheFox@reddit
I wouldn't really say Skeggy is charming though
Regular-Whereas-8053@reddit
I think Skegness can be termed “better than it was”. I was born and raised there in the 70s and 80s when it was still in its prime, the mod revival in the 80s kept it going I think. Then foreign holidays did to it what they did to every other resort. I left 25 years ago but periodically back to see family, and the past 3-4 years have definitely seen improvement with more to come.
MINKIN2@reddit
I never would have either, been a while since I was there but the revamp looks nice.
Astin257@reddit
Broadstairs is bloody LOVELEH
Nkhotak@reddit
Broadstairs. Not as shabby as it was, but still fits your criteria. Lots of independent shops and restaurants and even an independent cinema. There’s a charming town centre beach with a disused tidal pool, cliff top gardens with a bandstand, an ugly esplanade leading to a series of out of town beaches; pretty as you go north to Margate, slightly grim heading south to Ramsgate.
There’s an arcade with as many 2p shovers as you could wish for and there’s Morelli’s. There is another ice cream parlour as well, but Morelli’s is a pink 1930’s wonder, with sundaes as big as your head.
Broadstairs is the seaside archetype.
Due-Fail-6806@reddit
Clevedon. Teignmouth.
Wonderful_Falcon_318@reddit
Clevedon ain't dilapidated, Weston is.
Due-Fail-6806@reddit
It is charming and full of locally owned bars and restaurants though. Whilst maybe not “dilapitated” it’s certainly close.
Wonderful_Falcon_318@reddit
The only part maybe is the amusements and chips/donuts bit by the tidal pool, but the town is clean and quite posh, like Clifton on sea. It did used to be a lot more dilapidated though, same with Portishead.
ForeverOlden@reddit
Blackpool and Margate are great!
soupalex@reddit
did blackpool recently after having a grand time in morecambe and lytham st anne's. massive let-down, tbh (and not because of the weather, which was great). i did giggle a bit at the automated announcement at a pirate-themed amusement arcade shouting about "fuckin' ears" and "your shit mates", though, so it wasn't a total waste.
ForeverOlden@reddit
That's a shame, St Anne's is great too, but fancy. I love Blackpool Pleasure Beach, I love Blackpool Tower, I love the pier, the trams, the Illuminations, and yeah it's a bit rough around the edges, but I really think that's part of it's charm.
Nudie-64@reddit
Assuming by "England" you meant "the UK" the town that best fits the bill is Rothesay on the isle of Bute in Scotland.
Splendid old hotels that were chic a hundred years ago and now need some TLC.
She's like a woman who's now 100 years old, but you can still see the beauty she used to be.
Clear-Ad-2998@reddit
Well, if the criteria are as elastic as that, what about Girvan ?
Gmotherlovin@reddit
OP said English, so clearly meant England ffs
men_in_the_rigging@reddit
This isn't a serious thread. I think we can afford to be a little loose with the definitions. Are you feeling okay?
atreeofnight@reddit (OP)
I did mean England, but I’m taking notes on all responses!
S1nnah2@reddit
If you don't mind crossing the bridge come to porthcawl on the South Wales coast. Weve got a huge caravan park. Run down fair, abandoned hotels and some shit pubs. all the usual trappings of a turd town. But it's not all awful, there's a lovely harbour, plenty of independent coffee shops, couple of restaurants and two villages within the town that have nice greens & pubs. The town is in a bigger turd county that is Bridgend. While being a shit tip it has more castles than anywhere I've ever been.
bigsillygiant@reddit
Saltburn, Bridlington, Morecombe, Southend, southshields, cuttlecoats(not sure if I've spelt it correctly), northshields, in fact most places on the Northumberland coast
Tnh7194@reddit
How is Torquay doing? My best childhood memories are there
Medium_Click1145@reddit
Last time I went they still hadn't sorted the Pavilion out. A superyacht burned down while I was there. The town centre was sad, but it was never exactly charming. Still way nicer than most seaside towns though
Medium_Click1145@reddit
Ventnor
kylehyde84@reddit
I see no mention of Cleethorpes or Mablethorpe, I'm guessing because they only fulfil the first part of the criteria
Character_Team_2651@reddit
Rye, Winchelsea, Lydd, Sandgate, Deal, Broadstairs, not Margate though......Herne Bay,
generichandel@reddit
Wouldn't describe rye as dilapidated.
Character_Team_2651@reddit
You've never been round Barry Gibson's then......
MojoMomma76@reddit
Yep Rye is toney and lovely
plinkoplonka@reddit
Whitley bay
1_innocent_bystander@reddit
Alborough
StillJustJones@reddit
Is that the same as Aldeburgh or a different place?
jonewer@reddit
Aldeburgh is hardly dilapidated, place is rich af.
StillJustJones@reddit
It was a genuine question. I’ve never heard of Alborough.
But I have Aldeburgh.
jonewer@reddit
Likewise 🙂
MutinousMango@reddit
I went to Aldeburgh as part of a work wellness outing and everyone was saying how lovely the beach is there and I was quite looking forward to it. Then we got there and the beach was entirely stones. Never been more disappointed in my life lol
StillJustJones@reddit
I saw a stand up comedian at Latitude festival who said he got so baked on drugs that he started wigging out and tripping badly. He decided he had to get to the sea. Then in the drug addled haze felt that he’d shrunk to microscopic size and the grains of sand on the beach were huge.
(Or something to that effect - but well crafted and funny)
1-Bloke@reddit
Great Yarmouth if you peal away the tacky outer layer is still wonderful.
AmaroisKing@reddit
How many layers do you need to peel ?
DefinitelyBiscuit@reddit
And just up the road is California.
bex9865@reddit
Folkestone Conwy Weston super mare Brean Burnham
chi-93@reddit
Hunstanton, north-west Norfolk. Everything you might want it to be. Plus so much other excitement.
ChapterCritical5231@reddit
If you want shabby Blackpool is ideal
AddendumPuzzled3202@reddit
Seahouses
en70uk@reddit
Cleethorpes , Mablethorpe , Chapel St Leonard’s all on the east coast , or if you go a bit further down Hunstanton
mulberrybushes@reddit
I love Margate but it may have upscaled. And it does have a Tate.
atreeofnight@reddit (OP)
Also it's mentioned in The Waste Land, which is kind of the vibe I'm going for.
Silly_Ant_9037@reddit
I mean, if the criteria is now ‘Places mentioned in The Waste Land’, you’ve also got the option of Bradford or Starnberg.
atreeofnight@reddit (OP)
It’s not really part of the criteria, but it may add points!
dalehp@reddit
You mean Shoreditch-on-Sea? Yeah it has a little
Appropriate-Bad-9379@reddit
Heysham, near Morecambe. Still has some charm …
EUskeptik@reddit
Southport?
Faded and tatty Victorian elegance.
DasInternaut@reddit
Morecambe. Really quite dilapidated but buzzing on a summer weekend.
unquietgravy@reddit
Ilfracombe fits he bill perfect by the sound of it
Longjumping-Act9653@reddit
Can’t believe how far I had to scroll for Ilfracombe! Knackered town, in the top 10% most deprived areas in the country, massive drug use. What a lovely holiday destination.
queenieofrandom@reddit
I was looking for this! Ilfracombe is this lovely mix of old run down seaside town with weirdos but good eateries
theOriginalGBee@reddit
Silloth, Cumbria
OkToe9494@reddit
Dawlish
StrangeKittehBoops@reddit
Sandown, on the Isle of Wight. Hunstanton, North Norfolk. Skegness.
Professional-Day6965@reddit
Sounds like Saltburn to me.
smileamilewide@reddit
Rye, Broadstairs, Deal, Whitstable, St Ives, Lyndhurst.
blackleydynamo@reddit
Aldeburgh
Repulsive-Note-112@reddit
Weston-super-Mare: great independent pubs and a brewery, lovely non chain cafes and resteraunts plus some nice independent shops down backstreets.
Nosferatatron@reddit
But it's full of rough-as-fuck people
Repulsive-Note-112@reddit
Your milage may vary. I've lived here for 24 years in the town centre and never had any trouble.
Proud_Nail_1537@reddit
Morecambe
Independent-Try4352@reddit
Anyone mentioned Silloth in Cumbria? Please set your watches to 1954.
soupalex@reddit
i always believed "silloth" was a myth, the way my nan would bang on about always going there.
bram81@reddit
Weston Super Mud…I mean Weston Super Mare
Wonderful_Falcon_318@reddit
Just go there at high tide, totally different then.
bram81@reddit
😂
Wonderful_Falcon_318@reddit
The town is pretty terrible though
Vsparsons227@reddit
As s9me9ne who lives in Bristol and used to come here a lot as a kid, I would not recommend. Far too many county lines for my liking.
horsethorn@reddit
I think Scarfolk fits the bill... https://share.google/gaaTXpiqT6DuMBSUn
Real_Run_4758@reddit
eastbourne
tplambert@reddit
Oof - that’s still too nice looking in my opinion. Sure it has its downsides but it’s quite a charming seaside town.
Independent-Ad-3385@reddit
It's definitely dilapidated though
ok-yes-maybe@reddit
Dilapidated and pretty much bankrupt. The South Downs & coastline are still beautiful as ever tho ..
tplambert@reddit
I haven’t been to Eastbourne for years, I’ll take both the reply above and your word for it then!
4737CarlinSir@reddit
God's waiting room.
George_Salt@reddit
Margate.
Hunstanton.
Cromer and Sherringham are still very bustling in season, but are past their heyday.
Southwold still has pockets of MR James about it in places.
CiderDrinker2@reddit
The place on the east coast which the reader is asked to consider is Seaburgh. It is not very different now from what I remember it to have been when I was a child. Marshes intersected by dykes to the south, recalling the early chapters of Great Expectations; flat fields to the north, merging into heath; heath, fir woods, and, above all, gorse, inland. A long sea-front and a street: behind that a spacious church of flint, with a broad, solid western tower and a peal of six bells. How well I remember their sound on a hot Sunday in August, as our party went slowly up the white, dusty slope of road towards them, for the church stands at the top of a short, steep incline. They rang with a flat clacking sort of sound on those hot days, but when[139] the air was softer they were mellower too. The railway ran down to its little terminus farther along the same road. There was a gay white windmill just before you came to the station, and another down near the shingle at the south end of the town, and others on higher ground to the north. There were cottages of bright red brick with slate roofs ... but why do I encumber you with these commonplace details? The fact is that they come crowding to the point of the pencil when it begins to write of Seaburgh. I should like to be sure that I had allowed the right ones to get on to the paper. But I forgot. I have not quite done with the word-painting business yet.
Walk away from the sea and the town, pass the station, and turn up the road on the right. It is a sandy road, parallel with the railway, and if you follow it, it climbs to somewhat higher ground. On your left (you are now going northward) is heath, on your right (the side towards the sea) is a belt of old firs, wind-beaten, thick at the[140] top, with the slope that old seaside trees have; seen on the skyline from the train they would tell you in an instant, if you did not know it, that you were approaching a windy coast. Well, at the top of my little hill, a line of these firs strikes out and runs towards the sea, for there is a ridge that goes that way; and the ridge ends in a rather well-defined mound commanding the level fields of rough grass, and a little knot of fir trees crowns it. And here you may sit on a hot spring day, very well content to look at blue sea, white windmills, red cottages, bright green grass, church tower, and distant Martello tower on the south.
Wonderful_Falcon_318@reddit
Burnham
Used-Journalist-36@reddit
South Shields
Ecstatic-World1237@reddit
Great place for Indian food.
Tsvetaevna@reddit
Whitby has a very cool vibe.
4737CarlinSir@reddit
Walton on the Naze
Fiskenfest-II@reddit
Maryport
attemptedhigh5@reddit
Whitehaven 😆
KonkeyDongPrime@reddit
I quite liked Whitehaven.
Independent-Try4352@reddit
Highest quality coke in the UK, due to the high wages at Sellafield.
attemptedhigh5@reddit
Lol yep, growing up there is certainly an adventure.
Mel-but@reddit
I’m with you on that, Marina particularly gives me massive Cornwall vibes
Spottyjamie@reddit
Silloth
Sensitive_Tomato_581@reddit
Scaryport you mean
harrietmjones@reddit
I really like Exmouth, in Devon. 💛
Correct-Sun-7370@reddit
Ullapool
Fluid_Environment_40@reddit
Im thinking of Swanage in Dorset. Not been in a while but I like to think of it this way
Gareth-101@reddit
It has one of the few remaining Wimpy’s left
BudTenderShmudTender@reddit
Why did this get down by the sea from Sweeney Todd stuck in my head?
candiebandit@reddit
Cleethorpes
CombCultural5907@reddit
Margate.
Nicktrains22@reddit
Sheringham is my pick, in North Norfolk. Not only does it have its own heritage steam railway, good ice cream and fish and chips, passable arcades and a lifeboat museum, but it has one of the best second hand bookshops in the UK
steveh2021@reddit
They fucking all are. Just go to any of them. BTW who talks like that anyway? Have a notion ffs. Think it's you that's dilapidated or are you Alan Partridge?
miskeeneh@reddit
I don’t know if Southport is still like that but it used to be exactly the vibe you described when I was a kid.
Sensitive_Tomato_581@reddit
Silloth in Cumbria- like stepping back 50 years - I wouldn't say it was dilidated though
front-wipers-unite@reddit
I really enjoyed Blackpool. The coastline is absolutely stunning. What's left of the Victorian buildings along the sea front are beautiful. And I also had a really good time. Just a fun town.
unproblematic_name@reddit
I quite like Weston Super Mare
seven-cents@reddit
Hastings
ShameSuperb7099@reddit
Hayling Island
flippertyflip@reddit
Tory island.
AuroraDF@reddit
Blackpool
Broad-Listen-8616@reddit
Hunstanton
hime-633@reddit
This is hilarious. Why? (Source: seaside towner).
"Far away, so far away, down to Worthing and work there".
Terrible-Head6168@reddit
Southport and Bournemouth. Both once fairly upmarket towns with decent high streets but not anymore.
KonkeyDongPrime@reddit
Withernsea
Pierstomlinson@reddit
Shoreham-by-Sea
Admiral-snackbaa@reddit
Bognor Regis
Street_Inflation_124@reddit
Bugger Bognor.
Spottyjamie@reddit
Silloth
baggymitten@reddit
Willowy
MiddleElevator96@reddit
Jaywick/s.
Cold_Table8497@reddit
Great atmosphere. Just have to duck to avoid it sometimes.
MuddyBoots472@reddit
Harwich
ScientistJo@reddit
Cleveleys.
PlentyEggplant4497@reddit
Filey
ray_likethefish@reddit
I have a soft spot for Scarborough
That_Northern_bloke@reddit
All of them pretty much
PetersMapProject@reddit
Not Blackpool though. It somehow seems to specialise in hen dos and homelessness.
That_Northern_bloke@reddit
Oh I don’t know, on a nice day the promenade is lovely with some great views towards the Lake District and Anglesey if the conditions are right, and along the coast to Cleveleys or St Anne’s is nice too. That said the town is definitely down on its luck and needs a lot more work yet
CourseCold9487@reddit
Skegness
qualityvote2@reddit
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