My Japanese friend said the amount of garlic on this fried rice is so cursed (I am Korean)
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nekosaigai@reddit
I’m Japanese and Korean. That amount of garlic is okay but the chop is bad and why does the fried rice look mushy?
poche_chong@reddit (OP)
its homemade
yeetato@reddit
that's too little garlic imo
poche_chong@reddit (OP)
agreed
ebolaRETURNS@reddit
doesn't their national cuisine lack garlic entirely, and don't they use "garlic eater" as a slur for koreans? not a good authority.
notabigmelvillecrowd@reddit
A lot of Japanese food has garlic, but it's often like one clove for a whole dish. There are of course garlic forward dishes, but it's not a backbone ingredient like in Korean food. It shows up more in fusion foods.
ebolaRETURNS@reddit
Interesting. Like what (not skeptical, just interested in examples)?
I'm thinking stuff that's 'purely Japanese'*, or quasi-traditional.
*the whole notion of cultural purity in cuisine is a myth, but you probably get what I mean.
notabigmelvillecrowd@reddit
Mm, I don't know how far back you consider traditional, like some of Japan's favourite foods for many decades are fusion foods often containing garlic, like curry rice, hambagu, garlic fried rice, ramen, etc. If you're talking like washoku, I think garlic may still be added to some dishes now, but might be a more modern adaptation? I'm not really sure at what point it came into use. But old traditional Korean food didn't have chilies either, so if we're comparing the two, old Korean food also has a lot of difference to modern food.
ebolaRETURNS@reddit
Issue seems a bit blurry, which makes sense. I'd consider the last 30-40 years recent or cross-cultural though...but also Japanese style curry and ramen are 'very Japanese'...
interesting...how recently were they adopted?
mango_thief@reddit
I believe chilies were introduced to Korea in the late 16th century and first showed up in written records in the early 17th century. As for when it started to be heavily adopted into the cuisine was around the little ice age when unusually cold weather caused disruptions in salt production as well as crop failures causing a need for more preserved foods. When first introduced it was distrusted since it was in the nightshade family and, to those who are unfamiliar, thought of as a poisonous plant (same with potatoes). However, due to the lack of salt for fermentation chilies were used more and more since the people found that it helped keep food from going bad quickly (I believe the capsaicin in chilies have natural antimicrobial properties).
Take everything I wrote with a grain of salt however. I'm writing this based on memory on things I read years ago and I'm currently very tired.
ebolaRETURNS@reddit
Okay, so quite a bit ago. It's interesting that it took on such a significant functional role. Something similar could be said about Indian cuisine, and I wondered if it also had an original purpose beyond "spicy good". Also analogous is Italian cuisine and the presence of tomatoes, pasta, and garlic (hahaha...early medieval Italian cuisine was likely a bit lame).
We can at least say that salt is completely indigenous.
poptx@reddit
what?
ebolaRETURNS@reddit
The Japanese do not have a healthy relationship with garlic...
rowrowfightthepandas@reddit
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Troe_Away_Count@reddit
The amount looks fine. The chop however is abysmal. Garlic is delicious, but not when you bite into a peanut M&M sized chunk of half raw garlic.
Turbulent-Willow2156@reddit
If it’s cooked it’s fine
Dadaballadely@reddit
Korean ssam, eaten in one bite, often contain an intact whole or half clove of raw garlic so this is nothing to most Koreans.
Troe_Away_Count@reddit
That’s crazy to me, but to each their own. Like someone else said it’s 100% preference at that point. I personally don’t like garlic chunks that large. But what I personally don’t like has no bearing on someone else’s choices when cooking.
UnNumbFool@reddit
This isn't even a particularly uncommon thing in western cooking, cooking whole cloves or sliced cloves of garlic is in recipes.
When garlic is cooked whole it loses the astringent nature and becomes a lot more mild, texturally it also gets kind of jammy. Honestly if you're a fan of garlic I fully suggest trying it
Dadaballadely@reddit
Crazy isn't a bad word to describe the sensation of eating ssam - a thick slice of fatty pork belly, a clove of garlic, a chunk of chili pepper and some hot pepper paste mixed with Korean style miso (doenjang) wrapped up in herby perilla and lettuce leaves and eaten in one bite is one of the most explosive things I've ever eaten! Try it if you ever get the chance.
hoexloit@reddit
The raw slice of garlic is really necessary for that fatty pork belly
beBenggu@reddit
Do people really not eat garlic chopped that big? It's not gonna be raw, it's going to be crispy on the outside and kind of like a cooked potato on the inside, texture wise. It tastes good. You're good, OP.
TamariAmari@reddit
Tell me you're bad at cooking without telling me.
starfries@reddit
Why tf are there food snobs in this sub lmao, gtfo
TamariAmari@reddit
oh nooo.... my feelings
beBenggu@reddit
Tell me you've never eaten Korean cuisine without telling me.
TamariAmari@reddit
At least three times a week, thanks.
beBenggu@reddit
And in all that time you've never encountered any large pieces of garlic? Ever?
No-Huckleberry-1713@reddit
"Chopped" was the word that got me. Those are whole cloves, and they better be soft and buttery.
Wild_Brilliant559@reddit
Its 100% based on preference
Coolcatsat@reddit
Could be Korean garlic pickle.
Turbulent-Willow2156@reddit
Cooked garlic isn’t nearly as spicy
PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS@reddit
Japan seems to be the Britain of East Asia culinarily. The food is generally good but lacking in strong flavours, with an aversion to garlic. (Of course this is an exaggeration, England is famous for its mustards, chutneys and stinking cheeses while Japan has its horseradish and nattou)
notabigmelvillecrowd@reddit
Japanese food really makes an art of balancing subtle flavours, and Korea makes an art of punching you in the face with flavours. They're pretty opposite MOs. I cook a lot of both Japanese and Korean food, but I find when I've been eating a lot of Japanese food my body gets sensitive to garlic again, like I can smell it all over myself after just a little bit, whereas usually I'm immune to it.
Icy-Explanation-2329@reddit
Also Koreans have been eating dogs for centuries so it’s no wonder they want lots of garlic to distract them from their abhorrent actions
PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS@reddit
Absolutely, as I said this was caricature. British food is similar to Japanese in this respect, but people joke about it being bland (or even believe it is) because it's more subtle than a lot of continental cooking.
Tru3insanity@reddit
Garlic, ginger and scallion is actually a foundational combo in a lot of japanese food. They definitely arent averse to it.
sealosam@reddit
Don't forget Japan has some intense spicy ramen shops. Seems it's only a hit among younger people, though.
100percentapplejuice@reddit
If you fry the garlic until crispy it would be better
Usakami@reddit
It is, you can see the brown edges that look actually fried perfectly, but the chunks are way too big, so it looks raw.
100percentapplejuice@reddit
Idk the fact that it’s not a golden brown all throughout tells me it’s not quite there yet
asyork@reddit
I recently fucked up frying minced garlic in butter and now have a new delicious rice additive. I minced it super tiny to permeate through the rice. First attempt it was added to the rice pot raw, next I fried it first. But since it was minced so tiny it fried basically instantly in my preheated butter and made a delicious, slightly crunchy, pile of buttery garlic. Made the rice taste amazing, but the silicone seal on my rice maker will forever smell of roasted garlic now.
Dadaballadely@reddit
Korean food is the global apotheosis of garlic appreciation and I absolutely love it
asyork@reddit
I've had Korean food quite a few times and never noticed, but that's probably because of how I use garlic at home. If you don't multiply the garlic in a recipe by at least 4x does it even have flavor?
Aridyne@reddit
Yes… not enough garlic ;)
misanthropist91@reddit
You're melting the next person you physically talked to
noblemile@reddit
The vampire down the street has already hired a U-Haul
Flying_Panda09@reddit
Sorry to be that guy, but it’s more like rented
The only time you hired them if you bought the U-Box
NewWayUa@reddit
As Ukrainian, I would say that amount of garlic is good, but better to leave it raw.
airmaxxx602@reddit
I mean, that’s a shit ton of fucking garlic
BlogeOb@reddit
I love garlic
Koseoglu-2X4B-523P@reddit
Garlic isn’t a spice, it’s an ingredient
dicoxbeco@reddit
If you are a true Korean, you dip them in ssamjang and eat them raw.
AngelRape@reddit
That’s not cursed. At. All.
spaceporter@reddit
The lack of pork, egg and vegetable is more alarming to me.
Dekutr33@reddit
The rice looks overdone and mushy and the garlic looks mostly raw. Bone apple teeth
EastScheme7273@reddit
Well, if it helps keep vampires from biting you, so be it
giyomu@reddit
There is no such thing as "too much garlic"
NullNova@reddit
If a recipe states 'use X amount of garlic' you ALWAYS double it
ebolaRETURNS@reddit
actually, by "clove", they mean bulb...
Mark_d_K@reddit
You see that's actually a multiplier. X garlic gives you combo points on your meal score
Mark_d_K@reddit
Actually once made tzatziki and was craving garlic so went all out. It was spicy as hell and tasted of regret. So I'd say 20 cloves of raw garlic per cup of tzatziki is too much. Maybe I'm just weak though.
Cooked, though, yeah no limit.
dyskinet1c@reddit
HASTOGO@reddit
Agreed.
spicybright@reddit
Hope you're not planning on kissing anyone soon lol
DeltaLaboratory@reddit
Use more galic
Prime_Galactic@reddit
Also the fact that there's nothing else in it
HugSized@reddit
Your Korean is showing
larana1192@reddit
As an Japanese I can say that yes this is too much garlic
Robot_hobo@reddit
Looks good to me
NoMoreUserNames6152@reddit
Call me a vampire but that's too much garlic for the portion
BAMspek@reddit
I mean, yeh. Also that rice is overcooked as shit.
poche_chong@reddit (OP)
Its called as fucking fried rice as some reason
BAMspek@reddit
… this is supposed to be fried rice??
RewardFluid7316@reddit
The way it's chopped is more cursed
CherryDaBomb@reddit
The amount of garlic isn't cursed, you could put more in. The lack of seasoning visible otherwise though, dude. You aspiring to be white or
gytjd_12@reddit
Well to be fair Garlic in Korea is much more lighter in flavor than in other countries:p
With that noted, 10/10 would add more.
ButterRolla@reddit
I will literally eat the entire little plate of raw garlic slices when I have barbecue in Korea. This is not enough garlic.
Felicior_Augusto@reddit
Don't listen to the idiots, that looks perfect. I like the garlic larger so I can taste it more.
kukuroro_meimei@reddit
i find the thought of munching on garlic horrific, so i honestly agree lol
ExistingNonexistence@reddit
Wtf dude whole ass cloves?! You need to chop them up more
sealosam@reddit
That's the kind of rice you'll be tasting for a week.
I moved into a rental after a Korean guy lived there, the garlic odor was oozing through the pores of the walls lmao
YakElectronic6713@reddit
Your friend ain't wrong. And I love garlic.
veldtx@reddit
the garlic should be pureed.
JustFizzyPrincess@reddit
too big, not cooked enough
poche_chong@reddit (OP)
its like medium rare
JustFizzyPrincess@reddit
I can tell
EEE3EEElol@reddit
The amount of garlic is normal, it’s the size like damn!
Take 3 more seconds to chop and it will we normal!!
Grimm-Soul@reddit
No brother fried garlic is delicious you need more
Shooter128@reddit
来人,放箭
poche_chong@reddit (OP)
🫡🧄
emiyd_@reddit
Can smell your breath from here
sencha_kitty@reddit
I would eat it
Putredge@reddit
Horrifying
marshmallowgeekgirl@reddit
Next time slice the garlic thinner and let it crisp up in the pan, you won't regret it!
GREGZY_B@reddit
I would cry
Chickeybokbok87@reddit
It’s cursed because you left the cloves whole instead of mincing it into the rice.
FlashFrags@reddit
How does your breath smell 🤣
celticFcNo1@reddit
Too much garlic? I dont think that feat is achievable chief. Cut it up though.
Friendly_Age9160@reddit
lol coming from person who would eat raw garlic dip in a spoonful, your friend is a vampire.
Fomulouscrunch@reddit
Hmpf. Barely adequate amount of garlic.