Quite the asymmetry, isn’t it? Can abort it when you want them to have it, can have it when you want them to abort it, and you’re on the hook for support.
In reality I would put up the ultimate pressure campaign for them to abort, and make it very well known I’d do absolutely nothing aside from my legal obligations, and make a very passionate speech extolling the virtue: of waiting until the time is right probably. Lots of gaslighting and manipulation and abuse. Say nobody wants to be with a single mother, things of that nature.
Nobody ever spoke about rights lol, only you. You already said it, both parents are financially responsible for the child, but only the girl gets to decide whether to keep it or not. whether the man wants to keep it is completely irrelevant because it's not his decision. It's definitely not equal.
Not equal isn't equivalent to injustice. It isn't injust the women gets to decide, but rather its inequal just by biology.
Ask any abortion rights activist, they'll tell you that the choice to abort is up to the person who is pregnant.
When you show me a pregnant man who is refused and abortion because he's male, then there's a double standard, otherwise the option is available to both genders.
I didn’t say I’d have it any other way, but it’s fucking silly to pretend there’s no asymmetry. The woman is making a choice that affects the man. He is legally responsible for the child if she has it, financially and often parentally. Yet if she chooses to abort, there’s nothing he can do. I don’t want men to decide for women what they can do with their pregnancy, but that doesn’t change the fact it’s still inherently unfair.
The woman is making a choice about her own body, you're really not acknowledging the fundamental point.
Which is kinda crazy because usually y'all mfers are all about the biological differences between men and women, but only when taking away rights it seems.
At the end of the day, abortion is available to people who get pregnant, it's not a double standard based on the inherent concept of gender unless you show me a pregnant man who is refused one because he's male.
You are not responding to their arguments to begin with. It’s asymmetrical because of its downstream effect. Someone exercising their autonomy should not mean that other people need to provide for said action. You should be responsible for your own choice. But in the case of parenthood, there are cases where the male is ruled to pay child support despite not wanting the kid. If your bodily autonomy involves someone else’s’ actions then it’s not just about bodily autonomy.
I can exercise my autonomy to get an elective surgery done, but if I also force you to pay half of it then it’s unfair to you because you are forced to provide solely because I choose to do something. It transform from a negative right (autonomy) argument to a positive right that specifically target another individual.
Let's say a child is sick and needs an organ donation, and the father is the only donor available.
Is that father legally required to donate? If they don't, the child dies.
Can the mother get mad and say that since the father has that choice, she shouldn't have to support the child if the father decides to save their life?
Absolutely nightmare scenario for the kid aside, no the father doesn't have to donate an organ, and no the mother is still on the hook for child support if he does.
Bodily autonomy overrides parental responsibility, but parental responsibility still exists.
Making someone pay you against their will for a decision you made is unfair. That is regardless of the “priorities” of responsibility.
It’s really not that hard to understand.
Your analogy, however, is a mess. The mother is expressing regret, after voluntarily assumed parental responsibility, post partum, and argues post hoc that she should not have done something. We are talking about cases where pre partum where the father did not want the child, and is involuntarily given a parental responsibility.
My argument for bodily autonomy applies in both cases, you're arguing for bodily autonomy for the father but not the mother.
There are plenty of cases where a father is a viable donor but not the mother, and the father has the biological right to determine whether or not they want to donate, but not the mother in those cases.
At this point, you're just fully admitting that you're turning your brain off and malding, which isn't surprising.
If you rub your two brain cells together you’d realise no one is here saying that the mother shouldn’t be able to exercise her autonomy and decide to give birth or not.
That’s completely irrelevant to what I have said, I think you might have lost the plot there buddy. Father having no say and bearing responsibility is unfair (treated differently) because generally people are not forced into a duty of care. And whether it being unfair or not is a completely different discussion with whether the mother should be the only decision maker of her pregnancy.
I realize now that you're the same person who decided to comment to me twice for some reason.
Fathers don't make the choice because they aren't the ones who are pregnant.
Different circumstances, different treatments.
Mother's don't get to decide whether or not a father donates organs.
Bodily autonomy in both cases, now you have some semblance of parity and the treatment is similar. And fair is fair, neither parent decides whether or not the other donates their organs, and is still on the hook if the other decides to
You're plugging your ears and refusing to acknowledge it because your conclusion is you want to complain about women, and you are trying to say whatever to get to that conclusion.
It's fundamentally nonsensical to argue that something is "unfair" and point out that it's actually a different circumstance that has resulted in a different treatment.
It’s never about fairness in equality, but fairness in equity. Society has been directing laws towards protecting a traditionally disadvantaged group (female etc.) and that’s the lens they view things with.
So you just don't know what equity means. Not surprising.
Like I asked another guy, can a father be compelled to donate an organ to save their child's life? And if they chose to, is the mother absolved of financial responsibility if she didn't want the child to live?
Relinquishing a responsibility is not the same as forced to assume a responsibility. But I assume you don’t even understand the basic functioning of logics. So I concur. You are absolutely correct in your worldview, please continue.
Duty of care must be exited responsibly after assumed. Not wanting but forced to establish a duty of care is conceptually different to wanting to abruptly end the duty of care post hoc.
You have never engage in my argument, as I’ve repeated time and time again, the difference lies in WHEN and HOW the responsibility is assumed. Here, I’ll make it easier for you:
In your organ donation scenario, the child is ALREADY born, responsibility is ALREADY assumed, and no matter what happened, both side of the parents, assuming both voluntarily engaged in parenting, has to provide for the children, regardless of their decision (which should also be voluntary) on the donation. This is because you fundamentally cannot exit duty of care recklessly, it’s negligence/abandonment. You cannot be negligent or abandonment to someone BEFORE duty is established.
And in the case of pregnancy, the duty of care (financially) is forcibly imposed on the father pre hoc.
If the father agree to the child, and want to leave the mother and child, then they should keep paying child support. Same as if the mother leave the father and the child. Because in such cases, the duty of care is already established, and both sides CANNOT relinquish their duty post hoc.
Or, if for whatever reason, in a reasonable timeframe before delivery, the mother decide to carry the child to birth on the condition that she will not assume any duty of care, and will leave the child and the father immediately after giving birth, and both sides agree, then the mother would not bear any duty, because that’s the pre hoc arrangement for the child to be given birth.
Your analogy has no relevance whatsoever to the core issue here. I don’t care what sex the involved party is, I do not support exiting duty of care recklessly AFTER voluntarily taken up the duty, the key issue is being forced into a duty you did not consent to before the fact.
So ultimately you disagree because you don't consider unborn children to be children.
That's an entirely philosophical debate that has no place in matters of legal responsibility.
So, just so we're clear, there's no legal double standard, you are complaining because your personal opinion is that unborn children don't count as children?
Happened to my buddy at 19 years old, the girl was 26 and really wanted a baby. Now he is a father doesn’t have to pay child support, but still does (just smaller amounts than he would have to, the mother is pretty well of) the mother married some dude who raised the kid and my buddy gets him every once in a while and just does some fun shit
this is why the childcare laws in the US are so shit. if someone goes thru the necessary precautions to prevent pregnancy and an accident happens then the woman decides to keep it despite you not wanting children it should be 100% on her.
you should be able to 100% exit and have nothing to do with it. including no child support wage garnishing.
if i was OP i’d quit my job the moment its born and only work under the table cash only jobs until its 18. she’s not getting a dime from me.
It can be funny every now and then but yeah it’s whatever usually. It was really funny to me when I was a teenager who rediscovered the edgy side of the internet via this sub, but now it’s just meh
If she's hesitant just tell her about all the attention she'll get from other guys once she does, make sure you pay for it too. A divorce might cost more
Dude, I'm a fucking ogre, but I put it to use bouncing in strip clubs. I've never slept with a girl that I considered to be in my own league. It's a joddamn cheat code.
Yeah but with a condom and she comes back a couple weeks later saying the condom must have had a pinhole leak or something? Sketchy as fuck, would be wise to be skeptical about her getting pregnant somewhere else but she sees you more as someone who might help her
Who the fuck were you cheating on me with! Bitch I know it isn't mine, I'm sterile! Get the fuck out of my house! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! And don't come back! Phew. That oughtta take care of that.
anon's fantasy is a long and costly commitment to a woman he barely knows for some reason (i don't think about that shit got big emo bitches on the mind)
I mean she can keep it tho
[Turn to Line 4 if you wanna “keep it”]
[Turn to Line 7 if you’re like “fuck no”]
[4]I’d take care of her lovingly because my seed was inside of her and now my flesh and blood kin is too. As long as we get along it shouldn’t be too much trouble.
[7]I’d lawyer up immediately anon. I’d try to maybe get her to sign a agreement where we we go on our separate ways.
Shocked you're the only person mentioning a lawyer in the reddit thread or the 4chan one... though you're also one the only people taking this seriously so it checks out
LeatherDescription26@reddit
Smelldicks@reddit
Quite the asymmetry, isn’t it? Can abort it when you want them to have it, can have it when you want them to abort it, and you’re on the hook for support.
In reality I would put up the ultimate pressure campaign for them to abort, and make it very well known I’d do absolutely nothing aside from my legal obligations, and make a very passionate speech extolling the virtue: of waiting until the time is right probably. Lots of gaslighting and manipulation and abuse. Say nobody wants to be with a single mother, things of that nature.
Joelblaze@reddit
It's not asymmetrical at all. When the child is born, both parents are on the hook.
Men who get pregnant also have 100% right to abort.
Btw, I'm not making a statement about trans people, the point works out regardless of your opinions on them.
Mean_Introduction543@reddit
He doesn’t have control of her body.
But if she decides to keep it she has control of his wallet for the next 18 years.
Joelblaze@reddit
No, the courts rule that both parents need to provide for their kid. Control of your own bodily autonomy is a separate right.
Like I said, men have the same rights as women, and pregnant men are the ones who get to decide to abort.
Regardless of whether or not you think that's possible, the rights are equal.
fiftyfourseventeen@reddit
Nobody ever spoke about rights lol, only you. You already said it, both parents are financially responsible for the child, but only the girl gets to decide whether to keep it or not. whether the man wants to keep it is completely irrelevant because it's not his decision. It's definitely not equal.
Not equal isn't equivalent to injustice. It isn't injust the women gets to decide, but rather its inequal just by biology.
Joelblaze@reddit
Ask any abortion rights activist, they'll tell you that the choice to abort is up to the person who is pregnant.
When you show me a pregnant man who is refused and abortion because he's male, then there's a double standard, otherwise the option is available to both genders.
ultimatepepechu@reddit
"ask any abortion rights activist"
NO SHIT, REALLY?
LadenifferJadaniston@reddit
Bro you’re talking with someone who’s brought up “pregnant men” twice already. You’re wasting your time
Smelldicks@reddit
I didn’t say I’d have it any other way, but it’s fucking silly to pretend there’s no asymmetry. The woman is making a choice that affects the man. He is legally responsible for the child if she has it, financially and often parentally. Yet if she chooses to abort, there’s nothing he can do. I don’t want men to decide for women what they can do with their pregnancy, but that doesn’t change the fact it’s still inherently unfair.
Joelblaze@reddit
The woman is making a choice about her own body, you're really not acknowledging the fundamental point.
Which is kinda crazy because usually y'all mfers are all about the biological differences between men and women, but only when taking away rights it seems.
At the end of the day, abortion is available to people who get pregnant, it's not a double standard based on the inherent concept of gender unless you show me a pregnant man who is refused one because he's male.
I'm still waiting for an example of that.
Hongkongjai@reddit
You are not responding to their arguments to begin with. It’s asymmetrical because of its downstream effect. Someone exercising their autonomy should not mean that other people need to provide for said action. You should be responsible for your own choice. But in the case of parenthood, there are cases where the male is ruled to pay child support despite not wanting the kid. If your bodily autonomy involves someone else’s’ actions then it’s not just about bodily autonomy.
I can exercise my autonomy to get an elective surgery done, but if I also force you to pay half of it then it’s unfair to you because you are forced to provide solely because I choose to do something. It transform from a negative right (autonomy) argument to a positive right that specifically target another individual.
Joelblaze@reddit
Let me put it to you this way.
Let's say a child is sick and needs an organ donation, and the father is the only donor available.
Is that father legally required to donate? If they don't, the child dies.
Can the mother get mad and say that since the father has that choice, she shouldn't have to support the child if the father decides to save their life?
Absolutely nightmare scenario for the kid aside, no the father doesn't have to donate an organ, and no the mother is still on the hook for child support if he does.
Bodily autonomy overrides parental responsibility, but parental responsibility still exists.
Hongkongjai@reddit
Let me put it to you this way:
Making someone pay you against their will for a decision you made is unfair. That is regardless of the “priorities” of responsibility.
It’s really not that hard to understand.
Your analogy, however, is a mess. The mother is expressing regret, after voluntarily assumed parental responsibility, post partum, and argues post hoc that she should not have done something. We are talking about cases where pre partum where the father did not want the child, and is involuntarily given a parental responsibility.
Hope that helps.
Joelblaze@reddit
This is actually a double standard.
My argument for bodily autonomy applies in both cases, you're arguing for bodily autonomy for the father but not the mother.
There are plenty of cases where a father is a viable donor but not the mother, and the father has the biological right to determine whether or not they want to donate, but not the mother in those cases.
At this point, you're just fully admitting that you're turning your brain off and malding, which isn't surprising.
Hongkongjai@reddit
If you rub your two brain cells together you’d realise no one is here saying that the mother shouldn’t be able to exercise her autonomy and decide to give birth or not.
But also I know it’s hard for you.
Joelblaze@reddit
If you rub your two brain cells together, you'd know what "unfair" means.
Unfair means different treatment for the same action and circumstance.
If you have different treatment for different actions and circumstances, that's just two different situations.
But it know that's hard for you, lack of material to work with and all.
Hongkongjai@reddit
That’s completely irrelevant to what I have said, I think you might have lost the plot there buddy. Father having no say and bearing responsibility is unfair (treated differently) because generally people are not forced into a duty of care. And whether it being unfair or not is a completely different discussion with whether the mother should be the only decision maker of her pregnancy.
Joelblaze@reddit
I realize now that you're the same person who decided to comment to me twice for some reason.
Fathers don't make the choice because they aren't the ones who are pregnant.
Different circumstances, different treatments.
Mother's don't get to decide whether or not a father donates organs.
Bodily autonomy in both cases, now you have some semblance of parity and the treatment is similar. And fair is fair, neither parent decides whether or not the other donates their organs, and is still on the hook if the other decides to
You're plugging your ears and refusing to acknowledge it because your conclusion is you want to complain about women, and you are trying to say whatever to get to that conclusion.
Smelldicks@reddit
What the fuck are you rambling about?
Nobody, absolutely nobody here is saying the father should have a say over whether the woman gets an abortion or not.
Joelblaze@reddit
It's fundamentally nonsensical to argue that something is "unfair" and point out that it's actually a different circumstance that has resulted in a different treatment.
Hongkongjai@reddit
It’s never about fairness in equality, but fairness in equity. Society has been directing laws towards protecting a traditionally disadvantaged group (female etc.) and that’s the lens they view things with.
Joelblaze@reddit
So you just don't know what equity means. Not surprising.
Like I asked another guy, can a father be compelled to donate an organ to save their child's life? And if they chose to, is the mother absolved of financial responsibility if she didn't want the child to live?
Hongkongjai@reddit
Relinquishing a responsibility is not the same as forced to assume a responsibility. But I assume you don’t even understand the basic functioning of logics. So I concur. You are absolutely correct in your worldview, please continue.
Joelblaze@reddit
If a father donates an organ to save a child's life that the mother doesn't want, is she not "forced" to resume financial responsibility?
Hongkongjai@reddit
Duty of care must be exited responsibly after assumed. Not wanting but forced to establish a duty of care is conceptually different to wanting to abruptly end the duty of care post hoc.
Joelblaze@reddit
I love how you can't argue against the logic of the hypothetical, so you're twisting yourself into knots to argue that you can ignore it.
Yes or no, do you believe that parents should be compelled to donate organs to their kids.
And yes or no, do you believe that the other parent is absolved of financial responsibility if they aren't the parent who gets to make that choice.
Or is your answer no for both cases and your entire argument is that because the child is inside the parent, that's magically different.
Hongkongjai@reddit
You have never engage in my argument, as I’ve repeated time and time again, the difference lies in WHEN and HOW the responsibility is assumed. Here, I’ll make it easier for you:
In your organ donation scenario, the child is ALREADY born, responsibility is ALREADY assumed, and no matter what happened, both side of the parents, assuming both voluntarily engaged in parenting, has to provide for the children, regardless of their decision (which should also be voluntary) on the donation. This is because you fundamentally cannot exit duty of care recklessly, it’s negligence/abandonment. You cannot be negligent or abandonment to someone BEFORE duty is established.
And in the case of pregnancy, the duty of care (financially) is forcibly imposed on the father pre hoc.
If the father agree to the child, and want to leave the mother and child, then they should keep paying child support. Same as if the mother leave the father and the child. Because in such cases, the duty of care is already established, and both sides CANNOT relinquish their duty post hoc.
Or, if for whatever reason, in a reasonable timeframe before delivery, the mother decide to carry the child to birth on the condition that she will not assume any duty of care, and will leave the child and the father immediately after giving birth, and both sides agree, then the mother would not bear any duty, because that’s the pre hoc arrangement for the child to be given birth.
Your analogy has no relevance whatsoever to the core issue here. I don’t care what sex the involved party is, I do not support exiting duty of care recklessly AFTER voluntarily taken up the duty, the key issue is being forced into a duty you did not consent to before the fact.
Joelblaze@reddit
So ultimately you disagree because you don't consider unborn children to be children.
That's an entirely philosophical debate that has no place in matters of legal responsibility.
So, just so we're clear, there's no legal double standard, you are complaining because your personal opinion is that unborn children don't count as children?
EveningEconomics8457@reddit
That is the best course of action in this situation
Snd47flyer@reddit
Happened to my buddy at 19 years old, the girl was 26 and really wanted a baby. Now he is a father doesn’t have to pay child support, but still does (just smaller amounts than he would have to, the mother is pretty well of) the mother married some dude who raised the kid and my buddy gets him every once in a while and just does some fun shit
ChiralCrystal@reddit
Be an adult and marry her under the grace of God, and raise our child
LEONARD-YYM@reddit
Tell her to get an abortion, and if she refuses, change her status from 'alive' to 'tragically deceased'.
WashYourEyesTwice@reddit
What the fuck
Q_dawgg@reddit
I concur
AngryGublin@reddit
UKLord@reddit
Our creators
ButtClencher99@reddit
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS
Ryoga007@reddit
I did some research a while back and traced it to a small Russian YT channel posting brainrot videos
ButtClencher99@reddit
If it's a brainrot channel, why did they make KSIs forehead smaller?
Small_Bet_9433@reddit
Hyperboreans greeting one of their own
onyxeagle274@reddit
Me and the boys chilling and trippin
PotatoesAndChill@reddit
Change status? You mean like on Facebook, right? RIGHT‽
LEONARD-YYM@reddit
https://i.redd.it/6elrym9zuf9f1.gif
No
Reddit-Admin69@reddit
I want more of this. Please send more if you have several! Face on case thread starts!
TestyBoy13@reddit
https://i.redd.it/bxs0yzoebh9f1.gif
zerosaved@reddit
Oh no I do not like this one at all
TestyBoy13@reddit
https://i.redd.it/6km6t58abh9f1.gif
CorbinNZ@reddit
gyat
TestyBoy13@reddit
https://i.redd.it/wot0zoccbh9f1.gif
LEONARD-YYM@reddit
https://i.redd.it/cackclx49g9f1.gif
Just Google Smug Vase gif
Reddit-Admin69@reddit
https://i.redd.it/qgidq87pvg9f1.gif
soiboi64@reddit
nAyZ8fZEvkE@reddit
bro, just push her off the stairs don't overdo it
Smg5pol@reddit
creeper6530@reddit
096?
Smg5pol@reddit
Yes
Nonexistent_Purpose@reddit
Wholesome award
NuclearWinter_101@reddit
It’s time to step up anon. You already have a dad bod so half the job is done
DankElderberries420@reddit
Basically what happened to me, except the condom broke. Plan B the next day, bye bye billy
Zealousideal-Rule-48@reddit
Wake up
Pintsocream@reddit
Grab a brush and put on a little make-up
Ghostiestboi@reddit
YOU WANTED TO
jonevelle@reddit
Whyd you leave the Keys upon the table?!
noregertsman@reddit
YOU WANTED TO
Outrageous_Basis_997@reddit
I DON'T THINK YOU TRUST
boobfan47@reddit
IN
eershaya@reddit
MY
loudaggerer@reddit
SELF-RIGHTEOUS
UltimatePanino@reddit
Here you go create another fable!
SnooChipmunks8748@reddit
** YOU WANTED TO **
KacerRex@reddit
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
dirschau@reddit
infestationE15@reddit
Holy shit i made that meme months ago. I didn't think it was still circulating.
the_marxman@reddit
It's always fun to see a seemingly single use meme grow some legs
dirschau@reddit
It has its moments
mrstorydude@reddit
Wake up wake up
It’s the first of the month
Lightmanticore@reddit
To ash and dust?
void_17@reddit
This is the first thing that came to my mind when I clicked the comments button. Go read people minds in the tents with a crystal ball
Atitkos@reddit
Sue durex
cat_pavel@reddit
Sue sex
Biolume_Eater@reddit
Assassinate the CEO of sex in retaliation for ruining your life
The1Zenith@reddit
nekopara-enthusiast@reddit
this is why the childcare laws in the US are so shit. if someone goes thru the necessary precautions to prevent pregnancy and an accident happens then the woman decides to keep it despite you not wanting children it should be 100% on her.
you should be able to 100% exit and have nothing to do with it. including no child support wage garnishing.
if i was OP i’d quit my job the moment its born and only work under the table cash only jobs until its 18. she’s not getting a dime from me.
jpenczek@reddit
Refuse to sign anything without a paternity test, if it comes back positive be an active parent. If it's negative gtfo.
jpenczek@reddit
I wish there was a male birth control option similar to the pill for women.
Like, take a pill then I'm shooting blanks.
isitlegallll@reddit
unfunniest mfs under this post
No_Might6041@reddit
This subreddit is just plagued by a ""dark humour"" brimstone epidemic.
-FL4K-@reddit
this sub is so shit and unfunny, I used to prefer it because the other one is so miserable and misanthropic but at this point I'll take the racists
justalad9@reddit
It can be funny every now and then but yeah it’s whatever usually. It was really funny to me when I was a teenager who rediscovered the edgy side of the internet via this sub, but now it’s just meh
Logen10Fingers@reddit
Implying people aren't racist here
jakendrick3@reddit
Yeah literally the larp about the dude shooting a home invader literally had people making racist jokes in the top comment thread
CalmOptimal@reddit
The other one?
Needio@reddit
What other one?
McChiggen@reddit
I'm guessing r/4chan
justalad9@reddit
Tbf “anon tells his origin story” is kinda funny
KebabLife2@reddit
Band kids infected this shit. Cannot be eastern european Here anymore just stupid american
nyouhas@reddit
Try and do it right. The kid deserves a father. Get married to the mother and try and start supporting them.
JACK_1719@reddit
rip-droptire@reddit
Fellas is it gay to marry a woman?
JACK_1719@reddit
Yes, woman like wieners and that’s gay af
Q_dawgg@reddit
Or you could just disappear and live as a mole-person in the Las Vegas sewer system for the rest of your life
Absolutemehguy@reddit
guy's so dying of thirst he'd do anything for pussy, lol
morzikei@reddit
>marry a girl who laid a 4chinner
Solid advice m8
AssassinOfFate@reddit
Anon forgot that fornication was historically considered to be a sin for a reason.
jeff5551@reddit
How is it that op posted this 9 hours ago and their acc already got suspended
Ka-Ne-Ha-Ne-Daaaa@reddit
This happened to my buddy, they kept it and he regrets it lol
Tommy_____Vercetti@reddit
reveal her that I actually made the whole in the condom
Silver-Performer818@reddit
Condoms do not come with holes in em ... so vanish
Markyloko@reddit
psa: condoms are not 100% effective
baudmiksen@reddit
It's a trap
Frequent_Dig1934@reddit
Condoms are a hole you come in.
maggiemayfish@reddit
Topographically incorrect ☝️🤓
Frequent_Dig1934@reddit
It's correct if it has a hole like OOP said.
Silver-Performer818@reddit
Do you come in the places you can't exit ?
daaaaNebunule@reddit
My vanish doest not come with condoms in em ... so holes
Cuonghap420@reddit
Never do it in the pussy, always trust the anus
useroftheinternet95@reddit
That's how you get butt babies
Cuonghap420@reddit
It's a risk I'm willing to take
SilDaz@reddit
STDs
Gnosis1409@reddit
You get dropped on the head a lot growing up?
anon62820377@reddit
you can get those from vaginal very easily lol
get tested and use protection either way
Mercury_Dumbass@reddit
This fuck is a dumbass
dirschau@reddit
Pm_pussypicspls__@reddit
Thanks mister Miyagi
MikeHoteI@reddit
*thrust
PapaMoBucks@reddit
I mean, how hot is she?
baudmiksen@reddit
Questionable obviously
PapaMoBucks@reddit
Fair. Follow up question: how receptive is she to a boob job?
baudmiksen@reddit
If she's hesitant just tell her about all the attention she'll get from other guys once she does, make sure you pay for it too. A divorce might cost more
CorbinNZ@reddit
She agreed to bang anon, what do you think?
PapaMoBucks@reddit
Dude, I'm a fucking ogre, but I put it to use bouncing in strip clubs. I've never slept with a girl that I considered to be in my own league. It's a joddamn cheat code.
Conanie@reddit
Round 2
No-Section-4385@reddit
Silly anon femboys don't get pregnant...
bgovern@reddit
Wait, sex makes BABIES? Why didn't anyone tell me that before?
FefnirMKII@reddit
Ask for a paternity test
PM_ME_DNA@reddit
Marry her and raise the kids. I always have a rule of don’t fuck women you don’t want to impregnate. Don’t impregnate women you don’t intend to marry.
Though she has a rule of no condoms anyway.
baudmiksen@reddit
Yeah but with a condom and she comes back a couple weeks later saying the condom must have had a pinhole leak or something? Sketchy as fuck, would be wise to be skeptical about her getting pregnant somewhere else but she sees you more as someone who might help her
Gloryblackjack@reddit
anon discovers the milk journey
Chonboy@reddit
DNA test the kid is not yours the other guy is just a bigger piece of shit than you take as old as time
d3g4d0@reddit
Whatcha think about this thread babe? 😂
fishsalads@reddit
I'm thinking Arby's
D00hdahday@reddit
Something anon can only roleplay about, be a daddy.
56Bot@reddit
If the condom failed then anon doesn’t have to stay with her. He should though. Fatherhood is a hard but oh-so-rewarding experience.
soiboi64@reddit
Too bad she's a miner.
The coal dust is bad
dirschau@reddit
Too bad she's a minor
daaaaNebunule@reddit
gaslight her
soiboi64@reddit
Women hate this one simple trick
DowntownSasquatch420@reddit
Bitches love a gaslighting narcissist, it’s all they ever talk about 🤷♂️
PapaMoBucks@reddit
Who the fuck were you cheating on me with! Bitch I know it isn't mine, I'm sterile! Get the fuck out of my house! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! And don't come back! Phew. That oughtta take care of that.
Sloiter@reddit
TheNorsePotato@reddit
pregnant? wait, did this guy actually fuck a female woman?
cheekeong001@reddit
Jesus Christ on the Scooter, Reddit got no fucking chill, no need to show me the same thing TWICE
creeper6530@reddit
Man up, take responsibility and keep the kid
I_am_Reptoid_King@reddit
Omega_brownie@reddit
I'll never not be amazed at how many people seem to forget the primary purpose of sex.
dirschau@reddit
The primary purpose of sex is to make your mom moan.
You're just an unfortunate side effect
Omega_brownie@reddit
Edgy
hundenkattenglassen@reddit
IKR? Nature intended it to be a way to make money, but then people started getting pregnant and shiet and here we are now SMH my head.
Witty_Masterpiece463@reddit
Is Anon you OP? Did you screencap your own shit post?
FoxCQC@reddit
I'll try to make it work. If she wants out I'll raise the kid on my own. If the relationship doesn't work I'll still help raise the kid.
i_liked_it_good_job@reddit
"wHaT wOuLd YoU dO" I would do her mom 🥵🥵
hundenkattenglassen@reddit
Rookie move.
I would do anons mom to show who’s daddy. And when daddy imma be anons daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Joelex55@reddit
Be a man a raised your child.
ilysanria@reddit
If youre my parents, have three more kids.
Ada_Pearce@reddit
She should have it, dump it off on anons doorstep then dip out for a pack of smokes
thelocalllegend@reddit
Move country
Cleveworth@reddit
anon's fantasy is a long and costly commitment to a woman he barely knows for some reason (i don't think about that shit got big emo bitches on the mind)
ShroomsandCrows@reddit
6.?????
frootcock@reddit
Fake and gay
porfito@reddit
bishop_of_banff@reddit
Write a letter to Eminem and if he doesn't write back, record an angry tape for him.
jonatna@reddit
This happened to my buddy eric
Visible-Original4561@reddit
I mean she can keep it tho [Turn to Line 4 if you wanna “keep it”] [Turn to Line 7 if you’re like “fuck no”] [4]I’d take care of her lovingly because my seed was inside of her and now my flesh and blood kin is too. As long as we get along it shouldn’t be too much trouble. [7]I’d lawyer up immediately anon. I’d try to maybe get her to sign a agreement where we we go on our separate ways.
username27278@reddit
Shocked you're the only person mentioning a lawyer in the reddit thread or the 4chan one... though you're also one the only people taking this seriously so it checks out
stillphat@reddit
move two towns over
slow_engineer@reddit
what do?
Breezedrix@reddit
Georgie aah situation
Vo112d@reddit
anon tells his origin story
Dmitruly@reddit (OP)
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