WWYD | TheaterFire

There are court documents that describe it happening, meanwhile, fact checking websites are reporting it false that he "tried to shoot her" which is entirely different than sticking her up with a gun.

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FriendlyKillerCroc@reddit

https://www.ft.com/content/b9b2cf7b-e7c8-42aa-9fda-7fd20cf61892

I love how I'm correct and I'm the one getting downvoted lol retards

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BaityMan668@reddit

George isn’t gonna eat your pussy bro

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FriendlyKillerCroc@reddit

I knew this sub was full of retards but you have went beyond my expectations of retardism.

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DraugrDraugr@reddit

Gotta love the passionate defense of a dead guy's honour who was a fentanyl dealer, fraudster and robber. Total Reddit moment

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trainderail88@reddit

Oh OK, the woman who's stomach he pushed a pistol into wasn't pregnant, perfectly fine then.

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FriendlyKillerCroc@reddit

Lol it's nothing to do with being perfectly fine, it's purposely adding on more information to make it worse. Don't build a straw man next time.

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YardHunter@reddit

Ah 4chinner spreading misinformation… I’m in shock

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A70M1C@reddit

Call for my mum because I had bad dream and need new pair of pyjama pants.

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00lalilulelo@reddit

Paternity test

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DoctorPerverto@reddit

Righto. "Condom had a hole" made me smirk.

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CurrencySwapEnjoyer@reddit

I honestly never had a hole, break or even tear in a condom.

At this point I think they are all fan fic from people who didn't use a condom but don't want to admit or caused the incident.

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Boris7939@reddit

Mine ripped open, while I was getting raped in the ass, I'm now HIV positive.

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nikoll-toma@reddit

i had a tear once, the thing separated from the ring thingy at the and. noticed it as soon as it slid down a bit and the sex started to actually feel good, so i had to go grab another

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SloppyPussyLips@reddit

and the sex started to actually feel good

Fucking for real. It's like getting a back massage with a sweater on.

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Time4College@reddit

It’s like picking up a dog turd with a bag over your hand. You know what you’re doing but it just doesn’t feel right.

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El-Dino@reddit

Buy better condoms, I recommend skyn

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darkest_hour1428@reddit

Tried and failed

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Satyrsol@reddit

I had a tear once, but like, that just opened the floodgates for more creampies that night. And also I think the condom tearing turned her on a bit more?

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DoctorPerverto@reddit

I've had it tear twice, but you can tell immediately. These alleged microscopic holes that somehow don't compromise the integrity of the whole thing though... Different story.

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CurrencySwapEnjoyer@reddit

What brand are you using? All my condoms I buy in bulk from Germany and except for 1/2 condoms that kinda felt off when wearing it I never had an issue.

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DoctorPerverto@reddit

Either Durex or Control. Then again, I keep using them no issue. The two incidents happened many years ago, and I distintly remember them happening in rather "enthusiastic" sessions.

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Ordo_Liberal@reddit

My biggest problem with durex was the thing getting off mid sex.

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arbiter12@reddit

Counter-intuitively: buy wider condoms.

People assume that if it slips it's "too big", but sometimes it's "too tight", so you go softer and it slips.

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Ordo_Liberal@reddit

But I only had this problem with durex, no other brand

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Otterevolver@reddit

Im not hung but ive had two condoms break and they were just bought, fuck trojans

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trainderail88@reddit

You have to have atleast an average sized penis to tear a condom, so you're safe.

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Wild-End7484@reddit

Not fanfic. It's rare but can happen with vigorous girl on top if the woman's natural lubrication starts to dry up after a long session.

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NPR_slut_69@reddit

This is the right answer. It's actually pretty hard to get pregnant! There's a narrow ovulation window, a low chance of success, and then a significant number of pregnancies spontaneously abort very early.

The chance you got a girl pregnant because a condom had a tiny leak and a drop got out are very low.

All that being said, if you knocked her up, accept the fickleness of fate, wife her up and try to love her, and do the best you can for your new family. Having kids is awesome and accidentally knocking up a girl is, historically, fine actually

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GreyFornMent@reddit

Yeah, so hard sub 80 IQ brown people can pump out 16 kids in one generation

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NPR_slut_69@reddit

I should say, one individual copulation has a pretty low chance of resulting in a successful pregnancy. When you have unprotected sex all the time, obviously you're changing those odds

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NightOwl1702@reddit

Based.

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driellma@reddit

Thank you for your insight, NPR_slut_69 !

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LeapYearBoy@reddit

Based

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SpaceEnvironmental74@reddit

Either you join the French foreign legion where they give you a new name or be a father after the paternity test?

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bokin_smongs@reddit

This kind of happened to me, was with girl for less than a month, "anon I am on the pill fill me with your seed" *blows* month later shes pregnant. neither of us wanted it as we were both crackheads so aborted, stayed together for 4 years and broke up.

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SleepWithYourWife@reddit

You still smoking rocks?

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bokin_smongs@reddit

Nope, been about 10 years since I quit.

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spunk_wizard@reddit

People seriously overestimate how easy it is to get pregnant.

Look at couples "trying for a baby".....Rawdogging multiple times a night, every night for months to have a chance at it.

The chance of it happening one time from a tiny lil bit of sperm is basically zero.

That's what I tell all my kids, anyway.

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SleepWithYourWife@reddit

Thanks man I've been busting raw the last 5 times and started to get worried

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spunk_wizard@reddit

No sweat man

And remember, if she does get pregnant, it's a freak statistical anomaly and therefore not your problem.

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PapierStuka@reddit

Leave the country, easy

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PooInTheStreet@reddit

Boys can’t get pregnant

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Darthblaker7474@reddit

boygrant

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Satyrsol@reddit

It's called mpreg ya dummy

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BalubuPrime@reddit

If its actually mine then I will take care of her and the baby, its the right thing to do.

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eL_Lancer88@reddit

Spike the drinks at dinner with abortive pills seems simpler.

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Specialist_Okra2231@reddit

you're jewish

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eL_Lancer88@reddit

Nah, I eat pork

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back_reggin@reddit

They didn't say you were good at it.

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philmarcracken@reddit

thats why they called them jew...ish

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The_real_bandito@reddit

Raise the kid.

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MetalGearXerox@reddit

Sign up with the french foreign legion?

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BoloRoll@reddit

Ukraines got one also if Anon wants to get blown up by a drone

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MetalGearXerox@reddit

Well sure but the french one gives you a new identity with a new passport, idk if ukraine does that tbh.

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lutzow@reddit

Is that really the case? I've read somewhere that it's not that easy anymore to start a new life with the foreign legion. Back in the day it was a viable way out. But today?

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arbiter12@reddit

Given the training requirements, i'm not sure it's a viable way out for 99% of people anyhow.

If you are this good, there are plenty of US special forces that will cover you from paternity or light crimes. They'll send a letter to the judge roughly saying "he's needed elsewhere" and the judge will be like "ah ok."

Same with most armies of the world. Some branches are always "roughheads". People who were meant to be soldiers and couldn't cut being civvies because they are just cut different. They'll take you in, because they need you, more than justice needs another petty criminal.

You don't become special force because your civvie life is going so great. You were born different.

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PrimateOnAPlanet@reddit

Only difference between SF and any decently competent human being is delusion.

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MetalGearXerox@reddit

True enough, the documentary I saw was from the early 2010s so there might have been some changes since then

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BoloRoll@reddit

Here’s the requirements

https://foreignlegion.info/joining/

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Mexer@reddit

4chan also gives you a new identity. You're basically in the legion

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FokusLT@reddit

Well now, ruzzians getting blown up way more by drones, so anon has better chances in Ukraine.

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MemeEditsReturns@reddit

Anon should form an independent country running between Russia and Ukraine and defend it on both sides.

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MetalGearXerox@reddit

he should call it... Zanzibarland...

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BoloRoll@reddit

That’s true but Ukrainian legion is still going up against an actual country

The French Foreign Legion is more in the business of wiping out a village because an annoyed African farmer took a potshot with a muzzle loader.

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aa2051@reddit

Yeah but you get to shoot orcs which is a bonus

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Mexer@reddit

Do a 360 and walk away

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remindertomove@reddit

Post under this is four children for sale - great depression era

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Toiletbowlblues@reddit

Impromptu punching bag

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RetroTheGameBro@reddit

Paternity test

Yours: nut up, get a job, marry her. (If she doesn't want you and just wants child support, off yourself)

Not yours: block her on everything and move on

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TessaigaVI@reddit

I never understood why women keep it. You know your life just got 100x harder with someone who doesn’t you want or the baby.

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Angel_OfSolitude@reddit

Aww damn, fatherhood. However will Anon handle that...

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i_liked_it_good_job@reddit

you can't know that, it could be motherhood if she's a girl

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noticingmore@reddit

Absolutely correct.

Also little known fact: If the sperm comes from the left testicle then it's a girl, from the right testicle it's a boy.

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johnny_effing_utah@reddit

Dude…stop making up bullshit. Everyone knows pee is stored in the balls.

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noticingmore@reddit

Sperm lives in the pee. That's science. Yakub said it was so.

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Maksilla@reddit

If it had been a girl, the pregnancy would not have happened.

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Starbonius@reddit

Kill urself duh

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Affectionate_Fan3017@reddit

I've had hundreds interested, just pour a little bleach into her morning coffee, works every time.

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Automatic_Humor_8167@reddit

if you put a big firecracker in her tard hole and she dies you can say she put the big firecracker in her own tard hole

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johnny_effing_utah@reddit

Holy shit my sides

🤣

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Cesar_PT@reddit

Paternity test and if confirmed, Chris Benoit

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Bane-o-foolishness@reddit

At least figure out if she'd make a miserable spouse/mother before you risk your and your kids future on a few grams of latex made by a minimum wage worker.

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skeletal_pyro@reddit

Vanish mysteriously into the woods.

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Exciting_Bill_7975@reddit

Kill

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Aphrel86@reddit

option 1. Make her realize just how horrible being a single mother is to try and gaslight her into abortion. All you stand to lose is some money child support, she stand to lose 10+years of her life. Being a single mother is like a prison sentence or possibly worse.

option 2. Consider trying making it work unless you find her completely insufferable.

option 3. Pay up and stay away and enjoy your life. Its not the end of the world for you.

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2011_Honda_Accord@reddit

Keep it if it's my kid

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thEldritchBat@reddit

Gut punch obvi

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Anders_A@reddit

Hope that the pregnancy gets naturally aborted.

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fvckCrosshairs@reddit

Learn to code in python

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cocoelgato@reddit

Go full libtard and introduce her to a bunch of past the wall karens with purple hair who will promptky make her make the right choice and fight the patriarchy

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sorryiamnotoriginal@reddit

I’d kinda accept the situation is out of my hands. If I like the girl continue dating as normal until it becomes moreso helping with the pregnancy. Get a paternity test at birth and if it’s mine do the whole coparenting thing while we date and see if things can move forward or if not just attempt to amicably coparent while the kid grows up.

Sounds like the best case scenario to me since jumping in head first to marrying her sounds like a great way to fuck your life up. Maybe seeing her continues to go well and it all comes together, maybe it goes horribly wrong and I’m raising a kid in a less than ideal situation.

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miku_dominos@reddit

Have sex with the person you want to have children with otherwise exercise discipline.

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Expensive-Lie@reddit

Marry

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cumdinoco@reddit

Kill

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Vakarlan@reddit

Fuck

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cumdinoco@reddit

Anon did that already unfortunately

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Mineralke@reddit

He posted an anime picture so he definitely didn't

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Vakarlan@reddit

Do it again.

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Coronabandito@reddit

In this order

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Zeus1131@reddit

Enjoy my new family?

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LetComprehensive4600@reddit

That's what you get for siding with normies. Anonymous Embassy won't help a traitor.

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Silenceisgrey@reddit

Man up

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mark2talyho@reddit

Wake up

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1tiredman@reddit

Why would it have a hole in it..

Seriously though if this happened and it was all an accident I would just accept it and become a dad. I would absolutely be very terrified though. I don't think I'd be ready to be a dad but are any of us? Every child needs a father and you can't just run away from that