Bamboozled
Posted by Meteorstar101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 32 comments
Posted by Meteorstar101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 32 comments
PalmTheProphet@reddit
Krankenwagon
You can’t even crank it.
DmReku@reddit
it has a crankshaft
rokomotto@reddit
You can't crank it, as in jerk it off to completion :/
Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit
The Hell you can't
BeenEatinBeans@reddit
Krankenwagen
Car isn't broken at all
Clegend24@reddit
Funnily enough we do actually have "traffic jam" as a legitimate jam to spread on toast/pastries
Reading_username@reddit
unicbacen420@reddit
Teeth aren't bones, teeth are teeth
oscarmike88@reddit
Bread_bread_bready@reddit
Winter_Low4661@reddit
Abatteredcrate@reddit
Winter_Low4661@reddit
TheLoneGoon@reddit
No-Atmosphere3208@reddit
BaxElBox@reddit
Deceit of its highest order
redditsucks101010101@reddit
here you go
gbbb2000@reddit
Could be genital traffic jam though, you could put that on your toast...
That-Clone-Sergeant@reddit
German anon can’t comprehend English phrases but will say long ass compound words like Lebensabschnittpartner in everyday sentences
Merry_Dankmas@reddit
Missed opportunity to call him Germanon. Clearly not an English speaker.
Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit
Disgraceful
krigeerrr@reddit
yeah what's your point
StarsCanScream@reddit
Traffic Jam? Where’s the music?
imbogey@reddit
Where is the mac?
Super7Chaos@reddit
Where’s the beef?
THe_PrO3@reddit
Omg is it dated reference day already
advocatus_diabolii@reddit
If you cannot spread the traffic jam on toast then you need to be encouraging people to approach the jam at higher speeds
DrMeridian@reddit
Wait until anon hears about a Paper Jam. He can have it with his paste.
cantaloupelion@reddit
Mr_Paper@reddit
Pls no
T-Bone31100@reddit
I used to wake up to the radio when I was younger and they had a segment about jam busters where people could report traffic jams in the area.
At the time I was quite young so I thought that since you have jam on your toast and you have toast in the morning, traffic must only happen in the morning.
It's funny the things you forget then remember years later.
saketho@reddit
Idk about you, I am very careful when applying strawberry concentrate.