Who wins this fight? Frank Costanza or Elaine Benes?
Posted by rootvegetable2@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 40 comments
Posted by rootvegetable2@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 40 comments
jamtrying3@reddit
There is nothing Elaine would not do to win this fight. I think of the 4 main characters Elaine would fight the dirtiest.
ScreenTricky4257@reddit
George did win the contest by cheating.
Defiant-Difference17@reddit
If it's a dance contest... Frank
bgva@reddit
Until Elaine uses one of the little kicks to take him out.
Defiant-Difference17@reddit
Derrick_Mur@reddit
Like a full-body dry heave set to music
GeetchNixon@reddit
This is what I came here for. Nicely done!
C1sko@reddit
Can’t Stand Ya Sr.
Flight_Not_Fancy@reddit
Serenity now....insanity later
CelticSith@reddit
Depends, is Frank wearing his Bro?
Feral_Sheep_@reddit
Manssiere. Bro is too ethnic.
AmbassadorCheap3956@reddit
Are you sayin’ you want a piece of me?
_TheHalf-BloodPrince@reddit
YOU GOT IT! 😂
Feral_Sheep_@reddit
Tough call. Frank has the weight, but Elaine has the ferocity of wolverine.
rootvegetable2@reddit (OP)
They’d both fight dirty and Frank has “old man strength” but I think an enraged Elaine would be too just too much for Frank in the end.
highpriestess420@reddit
Frank also has years of Festivus feats of strength practice
CheckYourStats@reddit
She would, in fact, want a piece of him.
TealTemptress@reddit
Smack him with the hair!
Candid-Culture3956@reddit
A lot to figure out here
Content_Talk_6581@reddit
She’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! She’s a killer!
Content_Talk_6581@reddit
She’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! She’s a killer!
vandal298@reddit
Cooooome aaaand getttt itttt!
ThaDawg359@reddit
They fight to a draw, then laugh it off eating fat-free frozen yogurt while drawing up business plans to sell the manziere (the bro!) to Petersen's company
rootvegetable2@reddit (OP)
Best answer!
theaveragenerd@reddit
poopypants206@reddit
Frank, he's the feets of strength champion
threebeansalads@reddit
Elaine
Franciscojerte@reddit
Elaine can drop him like a bag of dirt
Outi5@reddit
Frank worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. He feels vigorous.
Zesty_Low5079@reddit
Frank. He would unload years of pent up anger from the wife. He would hit her so hard she'd be able to dance well lol
Abidarthegreat@reddit
Elaine has a super team to back her up.
HamsterMachete@reddit
Frank. He is a red head. They are usually pretty spunky.
idestroyangels@reddit
Elaine, 100%. Remember her freaky Hulk strength whenever she would yell and shove someone? Frank will get smashed.
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit
Lloyd Braun.
yyzda32@reddit
Arthur Spooner takes her out in the war of words
kenadams_the@reddit
Ok-Sign5678@reddit
Elaine all the way: “I could drop you like a bag of dirt”
Roland-Of-Eld-19@reddit
Frank had her laughing so hard the whole time
jabbanobada@reddit
Like a cat versus a dog. Elaine pummels him and gets away 9 times out of 10, but the other time his Korea instincts take over and he gets ahold of her and beats her to death.
PokerbushPA@reddit
I think we all win.