Lwaxana butler was crazy strong
Posted by kkkan2020@reddit | TNG | View on Reddit | 32 comments
If riker who is peak human can barely lift a suitcase and lwaxana valet can lift it easily with one arm he could mess up a Klingon or vulcan easily
No_Influence_9389@reddit
He could hold his liquor, too.
SquareRelationship27@reddit
The butler was Lurch from The Addams Family
bensefero@reddit
Also the Giant from Twin Peaks
smokeandmirrors1983@reddit
Bullshit. He’s Senator Rick Scott. /s
steelceasar@reddit
Probably stealing Lwaxana's medicaid payments then...
norway_is_awesome@reddit
Not sure why you were downvoted. Rick Scott was involved in the largest Medicaid fraud case in history, and got off scott-free.
contradictatorprime@reddit
This is the angriest upvote that I ever gave to a pun.
Mass-Effect-6932@reddit
I can see the resemblance
kathmandogdu@reddit
Radeisth@reddit
Transporters are used for everything else. But not here.
heinousanus85@reddit
Butler AND bodyguard
DingusMcWienerson@reddit
It’s her royal highness’ match luggage!
akchess05@reddit
All I saw was their beautiful legs……
Falstaffe@reddit
Riker's used to lugging around big balls
FourEightNineOneOne@reddit
They hadn't yet invented luggage wheels on betazed, apparently
kkkan2020@reddit (OP)
We don't really even know much about them they're part of the federation but they don't seem technologically sophisticated enough to be part of the federation from what we have seen
Lower decks makes it seem like they're the federation top intelligence experts spies
Howy_the_Howizer@reddit
Nah that thing had a suspensor in it, she just wanted to punish Riker as much as she could for Troi
LawnJerk@reddit
I always wondered why they couldn't beam the luggage directly to her quarters.
Lawnmover_Man@reddit
I don't think that Riker is supposed to be "peak human strength".
kkkan2020@reddit (OP)
He tanked a Vulcan nerve pinch in season 1 it's pretty good indicator he's not average strength
Also he held back datas stabbing arm in an episode where he stabbed troi
meestercactuspants@reddit
He also kicked the crap out of Lt. Klag and he was the size of beloved character actor Brian Thompson.
jessek@reddit
He was also The Giant in Twin Peaks, so checks out.
rsyoorp7600112355@reddit
He should have stayed in the middle of it.
Dirt290@reddit
What's she carrying in there, a JAVELIN CPU?
Raterus_@reddit
The suitcase wasn't that heavy, Riker just didn't want to look strong and risk her getting horny towards him.
rockviper@reddit
Riker would totally be up (ha ha) for that challenge!
kschmit516@reddit
He would not - because that would be a massive disrespect to Deanna.
Scrat-Slartibartfast@reddit
I am pretty sure she put heavy stuff in it to fuck around with Picard and Riker.
Historical_Sugar9637@reddit
By far the worst Lwaxana episode, but she's slaying that robe with the long train!
Ornery_Ocelot_980@reddit
the butler was such a diva !
SecretCoffee4155@reddit
Lwaxana comes with a bit of baggage. 🤔
beardfearer@reddit
Put some respect on our good Mr. Homn’s name