Update: It was a mark for council workers to collect bins because the person thay used to live here was disabled, I already have sent a message telling them to stop it, and that I don't need it
It's chalk. Wash it off asap so whoever drew it knows the place is occupied. If you leave it there they may come back thinking the property is empty and try to break-in.
Typical. You get your precious little angel off to sleep, and one of Herod’s minions rocks up to bash the little tike’s head in with a rock. Absolutely no consideration for how much effort goes into keeping the linen clean, and now it’s all covered in brains.
There is ...they mark them to let them know whilst walking by they see a pedigree dog open windows and come back later to steal the dog and break in . I've had it done to me.
I got paranoid once when I found a series of simple symbols on my wall and started Googling thief marks. Turned out it was the window cleaner's idiot sun who had found some chalk and had been bored. Considering the window cleaner turned up twice on the run without a bucket, you might get an idea of how dim the sun was. Keyed my car once for refusing to go along with his scam of coming around a day early, collecting all the money and going put on the lash. It was the second time he'd done it and his father had said not to give him.any money.
Oh yea??!!! It’s even richer knowing the post was about semantics and you think they’ve misspelled son!!! Your intelligence and reading comprehension skills are showing!!! You really should NOT be saying the PURPOSEFUL use of the word SON and saying how DIM the SUN was, is not a mistake, your post calling it out IS!!!!
Normally the opposite, window cleaners turning up and insisting on being paid even though you've never entered into any sort of agreement for them to do your windows.
"This house has been on my round for 12 years !”
Fucking great for you mate, I've lived here 6 months. Off you fuck.
Tbf, I say sunshine (love you, sunshine, ect) to my boys because they are my light, and if I didn't have them, I would wither and die just like a flower without sunshine.
No it’s not. If you talk about ‘the Sun’ as the name a star, some people would capitalise (but outside astronomical contexts it’s pretty old fashioned).
But the sun has plenty of other uses in English (in the sense of daylight, or daytime, for example) where it’s certainly not a proper noun. Phrases like fun in the sun or the setting sun are totally legitimate uses and capitalisation would be wrong.
Check your auto correct settings. Clean your windows while you’re at it. They look like shit. Park your rough looking car somewhere else. You’re letting the neighbourhood down.
It was never made clear but there was something that had gone on that wasn't his fault. We ended up getting another window cleaner as his dad just wasn't good at cleaning windows.
Before 'clear water technology' it was common practice for window cleaners to carry their own dim sun to promptly dry the windows before the drops left water marks.
The sun had to be dim or it would have been too bright, naturally.
The rule of three was invented because three window cleaners met at the pub after work and when the dim suns came into close proximity they lit up excitedly like the Sankara stones and made all the beer go flat.
The mark isn't there to let another group know which house to hit. The idea behind marking a house is that they put the mark in an obvious place and then return later. If the mark is gone, then it means the home owner is there. If the mark is still there, then the home owner is away and the house is ripe for the picking. There are probably other things the thieves take into account, and when they leave the marks and what not, but that's the basis of the idea behind a thief leaving a mark.
Where I'm from (not the UK) it's common to mark houses for later burglary but it doesn't work like this. What they do is put a little leaflet or something of that sort onto a door (between the door and door frame) and see if it disappears in a day or two - essentially they are not really marking the house but checking if people are home (if you open the door the leaflet will fall out = probably not a safe target)
They used to pose as police during Christmas time, going door to door to suss people out, but they got busted by a clever kid and so had to raise their game further.
How would criminals easily communicate house numbers and roads to other criminals without leaving digital evidence? A chalk mark is completely anonymous and does not require any direct communication.
If I was to guess why this belief holds I'd say it is because of Of Mice And Men. Just Googling now and it seems it was only just taken off the required reading list ten years ago, which gave it a a decent run infiltrating the subconscious of generations of Britons.
I found an old bottle cap on the roof of my car a few years back, and the next night, my car got stolen. It was probably the kids across the road messing with the cap and put it on my car, but it's made me paranoid ever since
Second band of thieves? What? They don’t mark houses like this so someone else can burgle them lol. They do stuff like this to see if anyone is home. If this is a mark put there by someone potentially targeting OPs home it will be the same thieves that then rob the place.
But it is. Chalk markings or leaving something is a tactic. It could be a place scouted that has a dog, so the marking means to avoid. Or its to see if you clean the chalk / move the object they left to see if anyone is home or not.
It's not fictional talk, people are right, its a valid technique thats been used before 😅 Also used on cars too.
No dumbass - they mark it so that when they turn up on the door there is no mistake they are at the right place.
This is the mark for 'easy target' - It's quite literally where we get the term 'mark' from when refering to a planned victim.
Until I read this thread I thought this was common knowledge and it's frustrating to see people warning OP exactly what this is then having a bunch of well meaning morons saying it's not a mark.
Scope an area, use markings to designate what houses and what factors to consider e.g dogs, return later and use said markings to your advantage and slim chance of choosing wrong property. Usually done in a spate of robberies in an area
Marking houses with symbols is the most dumbass logic. What, are they doing? Guiding the player to the loot? Why would they do anything that might tip the homeowner off that they're going to get robbed?
I always think that when people start fretting about coloured stickers meaning the household has dogs etc. I just imagine the conversation back at the theives headquarters...
"I found some dogs which will be perfect for fighting."
It's a way of checking house occupancy. They put some kind of mark or mess on the property and if it gets cleaned up, the house is occupied. If it gets left for a couple of days then it indicates the home owner is away.
Tape over the lock, food on the doorstep are also used by some organised crime to evaluate the risk of a break in.
Ngl, someone drew that on my wall it will probably be there until I sell the house or die, probably the same for most people, it's completely ineffectual, if I were so inclined I'd just wait till bin day and go round the houses with no cars and no bin out at night, way way simpler and doesn't have you walk up to the house.
Thieves absolutely do this, if you have lived a coddled life away from any kind of corruption you wouldnt know what youre talking about, which is what this reeks of. Language barriers plus if you remove the marking they know youre half savvy atleast, you dont know what youre talkin about, respectfully.
Okay, iv been to prison before. Iv met people who literally do exactly this and much worse. But yes the resdit imitationdemigod said no, so you must be right. Lol.
Being to prison doesn’t mean you’re right, and them wrong. Also just because someone on reddit says they’ve spent time at his majesty’s pleasure doesn’t mean it’s true too.
I used to own an excellent edition of the Dictionary of Symbols (see link below) and I remember reading and being fascinated about what was once called,"Hobo Code".
So aye, I totally agree that such markings have been used for centuries by various groups.
They absolutely have and anyone who disagrees can stay blind to reality and whats happening around them, irdc lol. Better for their mental health not to be worryin like that anyway.
There must be some form of system. Once we had a pushy group of guys, and I'm unsure if it was JW, or any other group that might walk around, but usually a 'no thanks, I'm not interested" is enough. This one time, I just couldn't shake these two dudes and I had to explain that my 'lifestyle' and your 'religion' are incompatible, as I'm gay and married. They left and we've never been knocked on again, even though I see them around every so often.
What's worse? I'm kinda lowkey jealous or something when I see everyone else getting included. I figure there must be spreadsheets involved.
When blue cross marks appeared on doors around here a lot of people panicked about burglars or whatever. It was just a man delivering flyers from a local takeaway marking where he had been as proof for his boss who would drive around checking up on him. The owner of the takeaway received a strong talking to from the Police who had to deal with hundreds of worried calls.
If you are worried, call 101 and ask if they have heard anything about it. It is most likely very benign.
People were genuinely upset and scared. I admit, I was one of them, and when a neighbour knocked on my door to say that I had been "marked by a gang" to be a victim of crime, I was really concerned. I am a woman living on my own, I was getting worked up that something was going to happen. What should I have done?
I called 101, not 999. I spoke to a call handler for a couple of minutes, they didn't send out the cavalry, and they called me back 45 minutes later to reassure me that nothing bad was going on. That's it. Better than spending all night sat with a cricket bat, scrolling Facebook for misinformation. I was also able to let a few other neighbours know what was going on, so they felt safer, too.
My situation happened over a decade ago, so there was less information about this stuff around. But my point stands, if people are worried about possible criminal activity, who should they contact?
You are right, if you are concerned of a potential crime then absolutely you should call. My comment was to say on this occasion, you don't need to call because it's not a crime
Its a waste of the non-emergency lines time? They are literally the best people to ask if you ever have a non-emergent crime/security related question and are non emergency for a reason
But it's not crime or security related? These people are still swamped. Indulging peoples noseyness and/or paranoia should not be added to their workload.
Do you think we have two seperate, mutually exclusive and seperately resourced police forces? One to investigate crimes and one to answer silly questions about chalk?
Personally I would try the following steps before drawing on the states resources:
1) Just use some critical thinking and ask myself "are the local criminals deciding which houses to burgle using an elaborate chalk language like a Dickensian street gang? Or would whatsapp be easier?" How does it work? Does a secondary group of thieves wander the streets at night until they happen across a chalk mark one of their scouts has left? Why would they ever risk giving the occupants prior warning?"
2) If that didn't get me there I may even google it. Let us not forget that the suggestion to call 101 is coming from within a thread where the idea of criminal chalk marks has been debunked by many commenters.
3) Speak to my friends, neighbours and family members who might A) know something about this sort of thing B) have seen who left the chalk marker C) have heard about engineering works happening on the street.
I get the desire not to discourage people from speaking to the police, i do. But I also think encouraging people to call 101 as a first port of call every time they're slightly uneasy risks a massive drain on a service that, while non emergency, still draws on police resources. After all, some people get uneasy over chalk and other urban legends.
Is there any construction work going on in your area? If so it'll be something to aim laser measuring devices at.
Sometimes teenagers will do it to a few houses just to scare the Facebook "marked for theft/ dog thieves/ crimes" brigade, usually it's an innocuous mark that's easily removed
Had so many arguments with people on nextdoor about these being real, including ex police officers who 'definitely knew of times when they'd been linked to crimes'.
Has a door to door salesperson or Bible thumper visited you recently? Have you given money or food to someone? Do you know a tall wizard who hangs out with elves?
If it were drawn by a burglar, it means they've indicated "there is money here". You can combat it by drawing a circle around it to say there's no money here. Typically the cross for no money would be x rather than +.
An assassin is coming to your house to finish someone off in the house, not necessarily you but you could have a rude baby who crossed a baby from the wrong family.
The OP even confirmed in an update that the marking was done by the council regarding bin collections.... stop googling things, you're just making yourself paranoid.
You said it was a mark from a thief/door scammer, don't flip it like you were just saying it was just a mark... it was for the bin men due to the previous tenant being handicapped and not being able to put his/her bins out.
What's with the mental gymnastics? Just admit you were wrongfully trying to make OP paranoid with your Facebook urban legend.
You said it was a mark from a thief/door scammer... it was for the bin men due to the previous tenant being handicapped and couldn't put his/her bins out.
What's with the mental gymnastics? Just admit you were wrongfully trying to make OP paranoid with your Facebook urban legend.
Have you got kids? Because when I was about 7 I drilled a big hole in the brick wall outside using a screwdriver because I was playing at being in the A Team. Kids do dumb shit
When I was that age I was messing about with the girl across the street and we found a kitchen knife in an alleyway. We decided it must have been a murder weapon then proceeded to play with it anyway. She cut off the tip of her finger and had to be rushed to hospital. We never mentioned the knife to anyone, I think she told her mum she was trying to cut a piece of cheese or something.
Kids are idiots. We would definitely have done stuff like going around putting chalk crosses on houses.
Could be nothing, but round my way, a certain people would go round the estates marking houses that have dogs so they could steal and put them in dog fights.. my house was marked but we just washed it away and kept an eye on the dogs more.
Like all of us he was delivered born from a C~nt, he obviously doesn't understand he doesn't need to live in the form of his first encounter,
Life is about moving on, evolving ain't no need to a Cnnt any longer......
Find your Torah, second book "Shemot" (שמות) AKA Exodus - Chapter 12, about verse 7 onwards... (paraphrased) The mark on the doorposts served as a visual cue for the angel of death to bypass those houses - Good for you mate, you win the apocalypse!!
Or it's something boring, like someone is laying a cable up your street, etc. You decide!
Yes, this is a clear sign that people with dark skin or from Eastern Europe, driving around in an old white transit van are going to steal your dog. Or rob you. And possibly both. In the aftermath, you’ll need to post on social media about “finding this scum” and “making them famous”. Especially if nothing happens, because, well, you can never be too careful. You won’t need a CRN - just social media clout. It’s all about the likes anyway.
Also remember to ask your friend who emigrated to Australia, to share your post, because it might be happening in Canberra as well. And in any case you’ve heard on Facebook that “they are doing this all over the country.”
In any case you’ve googled chalk marking on Google and now you’re an expert on war chalking……
Right, because burglars definitely prefer decoding cryptic sidewalk hieroglyphics over just, you know, looking at the giant numbers on your house like a normal person.
Our last house was a vicarage and there were crosses drawn in chalk above the door with the date on. Could just be a religious thing from a previous owner, or a religious neighbour who thinks you need saving from yourself.
Nah, this isn't kids with chalk. Kids with chalk usually make an unsightly mess (let's be honest!). Occasionally, poorly written swear words, too. They certainly do where I live and its stones that they use to scrape walls rather than traditional chalk sticks half the time.
This looks more like the whole burglary targeting marking. There's been similar to the whole baked beans on people's doorsteps in recent years, people initially blamed kids and 'brain rot-Tok' for it being a trend, but it was actually criminals checking if people were actually home or not.
Man I haven't seem a post with this many deleted comments in a while. Folks just embarrassed at their terrible guesses?
I don't think it's theives because that whole idea just doesn't really seem to make any sense.
There was a tv called Rev and in that this crackhead would keep coming to the reverend house asking for money for various made up stories. In one episode the crackhead pointed out a marking by their door and he said the mark told him the people in the house were a soft touch for getting money out of them. I'm sure the writers of the show just made that up for a joke but have tou had an influx of crackheads coming to your door and giving crazy stories as to why they really need to borrow 20 quid?
It's so nice that it's allways a pain to get an answer on reddit due to poor jokes. A very long time ago marking just a single line in chalk would suggest a 'soft' property for asking owners for things. I don't belive it's been a thing for some time though.
Usually? Never. That would effectively be giving everyone who reads Facebook or their local rag a heads up that they're about to be robbed. Does that seem at all plausible to you?
You realise people just use phones to plan thefts now, don't you?
You've been mark for assassination by some secretive society of highly trained wombles, best to buy a new identity from a hoover shop and leave the country.
it’s not burglars this isn’t Skyrim there is no thieves guild .
Probably some kind of canvassing in your area marking houses that weren’t in when they knocked for when they come back . Or maybe somebody is starting a game of naughts and crosses with you
Someone in your neighbourhood suspects you of being demonic. Make sure to touch it periodically and whenever you see someone on the street. Word will soon get around that you don’t burst into flames when near the cross.
It's not just dog-nappers, it's seems like a universal code a lot of low-life burglars use. Plus, summer is often the time of year (as with Christmas and dark winter nights) where they target people not home and likely away on holiday. That's why the police suggest the whole light timers - but it is important to get a neighbour or friend to keep an eye on your place too if away.
Even pre-social media I had seen similar markings. Someone left a TOT looking shaped marking by my late Grandmother's window in the early 00s. Guess what? Burglars broke in one morning when she was home, kept her trapped in the living room and tried hurting her, and trashed the place looking for money, which thankfully they didn't find any even though there was £30 in the house (police found out they were 3 known junkies hitting places in the area but also in other places around the country that they knew people were vulnerable or away at work, but when home was just the 1 person living there.).
A neighbour once posted on a community Facebook group that they had seen suspicious markings carved into the snow on the bonnets of parked cars and were speculating it was thieves marking targets, telling everyone to be vigilant. These markings were complex af, some looked like mazes, others like aztec script or something. Loads of people were talking about how advanced thieves are now and people were arranging CCTV to catch them...
It ended up being just where the snow had melted from the heat of the engine/radiator
Back in 2017 I had a similar experience when I found odd chalk markings on the way directly next to my garage. The garage was alongside my neighbours in a block behind the row of houses, hidden away from the main road. 2 days later someone tried prying my door open, damaging the door in the process.
Yeah apparently it's something thief's do to see if it gets washed off and if it doesn't get removed they know that house is inactive so ripe for the robbing
If facebook is to be believed it’s thieves marking your house because it looks valuable, illegal immigrants marking your house to kidnap someone, or gypsies marking your house to kidnap your dog and use it for fighting.
Shares in Bristol. Hate thieving bastards. My XL bully will take care of em. We know what sort it is. Not racialist. Just don’t like em. Now where’s my Union Jack vest, I’ve got an EDL meeting to go to.
(And because this is reddit I feel the need to point out that this is parody and in no way represents my actual viewpoint or pet ownership)
2 Nd this around 4 years ago I saw two small crosses on our gatepost I didn't think anything of it at first until I saw the same 3 doors up ( which like me owned 2 dogs) then further up the road 1 cross ( where they owned 1 dog) the penny still didn't drop until there was an attempted dog snatch at the house further up the road. The latest I've seen ( around 3 months ago) was a stick resting against the fence with 1 pebble by it over the road was the same with 3 pebbles. Confused but when I asked local community police first thing they asked was do you own a motorbike? ( My husband does) & The fella over the road owns 3. So anything I noticed now either gets moved or rubbed off
I’ve read that burglars scope out houses and “mark “ them so their partner can rob it. Another explanation is a homeless person marked it as a signal that this is a safe place to maybe ask for water or a bit of help. Either way, wipe it off.
It’s a myth, and a completely weird one at that, burglars aren’t leaving tiny little marks that aren’t even going to be spotted from anywhere other than being arms length away from it, over just saying “123 whatever road”.
Do you live in Dundee by any chance? There’s a nutter who goes around leaving these crosses absolutely EVERYWHERE. https://www.reddit.com/r/dundee/s/x3P0u7JRwm
It means be thankful that your first born are safe from the 10th plague. Point and laugh at the horror being bestowed upon your unbelieving neighbours.
I've just had a thing come up on reddit before I even posted it( yes it was unoriginal) .that told me to post something more original ! How do they know!
I read your reply, so obviously wrote the obligatory knapping of dogs thing and got the same message, which is pretty good, and explains why no one has mentioned the knapping of dogs.
Have you got dogs? Aot of dog thieves will mark a house if they think there's a dog worth stealing for someone to come back later, if so, keep them indoors and get rid of the mark.
Seriously though, why would they use this technique given that every detective on facebook is wise to it? Rather than say… noting down / remembering / telling someone an address?
My guess is it's to complicated for them, it's probably easier to to have a designated area to drive round in a van and see which house has been marked. No digital trail or anything that leads back to them apart from a innocuous mark on someone's door that as people have said any kids could do.
Friendly-Western6953@reddit
Hobo grave
icy_co1a@reddit
Vampire proof.
Abitruff@reddit
Jehovah’s Witness
Xenna11@reddit
When I got a new puppy this kind of stuff started happening. They wanted to steal my dog. No joke deadly serious.
Radiant-Jackfruit305@reddit
How would anyone know you had the dog?
Xenna11@reddit
Because they scoped it out, where I stayed they were stealing puppies to use as bait.
Radiant-Jackfruit305@reddit
Oh yikes
Sithfish@reddit
Are all the deleted comments the ones giving the actual correct answer, which is that's it's the hobo code?
No-Television-4682@reddit
marked.
billygoat1969@reddit
I'm sure it is to indicate the plague dead.☠️
Derbadian@reddit
😱😱😱😱
No_Substance9488@reddit (OP)
Update: It was a mark for council workers to collect bins because the person thay used to live here was disabled, I already have sent a message telling them to stop it, and that I don't need it
Radiant-Jackfruit305@reddit
Well the council has no right to come out and draw on your property if it's privately owned by yourself.
Radiant-Jackfruit305@reddit
It's chalk. Wash it off asap so whoever drew it knows the place is occupied. If you leave it there they may come back thinking the property is empty and try to break-in.
ds-ds2-ds3@reddit
You got a first born?
bloutchbleue@reddit
The only answer i'll accept
changleosingha@reddit
They did.
thesaharadesert@reddit
Typical. You get your precious little angel off to sleep, and one of Herod’s minions rocks up to bash the little tike’s head in with a rock. Absolutely no consideration for how much effort goes into keeping the linen clean, and now it’s all covered in brains.
ProfessorYaffle1@reddit
Pharoah, not Herod, surely?
we0_0die@reddit
Probably a mixture of both in the wicked world we live in haha
daveycakesss@reddit
I love how people discuss thrives marking targets, like there’s a secondary band of other thieves wondering the streets looking for chalk marks…
Not to mention the fact we have road names and house numbers/ names! Yeesh
Necessary-Sink5298@reddit
There is ...they mark them to let them know whilst walking by they see a pedigree dog open windows and come back later to steal the dog and break in . I've had it done to me.
mighty3mperor@reddit
I got paranoid once when I found a series of simple symbols on my wall and started Googling thief marks. Turned out it was the window cleaner's idiot sun who had found some chalk and had been bored. Considering the window cleaner turned up twice on the run without a bucket, you might get an idea of how dim the sun was. Keyed my car once for refusing to go along with his scam of coming around a day early, collecting all the money and going put on the lash. It was the second time he'd done it and his father had said not to give him.any money.
OsotoViking@reddit
That's a bit rich coming from someone who doesn't know how to spell son.
EspressoFrog@reddit
Dim sums!?
Now I'm hungry.
crisp71@reddit
Dim sun
SuccessEffective4518@reddit
Oh yea??!!! It’s even richer knowing the post was about semantics and you think they’ve misspelled son!!! Your intelligence and reading comprehension skills are showing!!! You really should NOT be saying the PURPOSEFUL use of the word SON and saying how DIM the SUN was, is not a mistake, your post calling it out IS!!!!
hyperskeletor@reddit
Black hole sun, won't you come....wash my window panes, black hole sun, won't you come....won't you come....
Brave-Quarter8620@reddit
Fantastic tune, couldn't tell you who sings it, but I know all the words! Couldn't tell you of any of their other songs/albums!
incognito-mode69420@reddit
SoundGarden
ChelseaMourning@reddit
Christ, that’s good.
On-Mute@reddit
Normally the opposite, window cleaners turning up and insisting on being paid even though you've never entered into any sort of agreement for them to do your windows.
"This house has been on my round for 12 years !”
Fucking great for you mate, I've lived here 6 months. Off you fuck.
GeorgeLFC1234@reddit
Nah it was just really dark that day
USS_Barack_Obama@reddit
Nah, his window cleaner's wife gave birth to a star
OsotoViking@reddit
Oh, her poor vagina . . .
Intelligent_Prize_12@reddit
It was already a black hole.
Ricky_Martins_Vagina@reddit
I can relate
___GLaDOS____@reddit
Do you guys all have a bot which you set to "any mention of a vagina" and then you just swoop in for the upvotes and "Username checks out" bullshit?
Ricky_Martins_Vagina@reddit
I can only speak for myself and say no.
The "username checks out" comments are hacky and predictable, as far as I'm concerned
Revolutionary_Sky824@reddit
I give you full permission to speak for me.
Timely_Influence8392@reddit
Outside inside out! It's Ricky Martin's Vagina He'll push and pull you out Of Ricky Martin's Vagina
anachronistic_snail@reddit
Username checks out etc.
randalf123456@reddit
That’s the other hole.
RedEyeView@reddit
You're saying he was a black hole son.
Eggs112233@reddit
Won’t you come? And wash away the pain..
Guilty_Reference_527@reddit
The PANE surely?
Intelligent_Prize_12@reddit
He was the inspiration for the song.
Swiss-ArmySpork@reddit
Supermassive?
Aggravating_Speed665@reddit
Twatalite
availablelighter@reddit
…of love 🎶
JimmyHaggis@reddit
Be careful, because if the orbit starts to decay it'll begin to smell.
evilgiraffee57@reddit
If this was the before times, you would so be getting a gold/diamond award right now. That proper got me. Hahahaha
pwuk@reddit
That's some burn!
Ok_Solid_Copy@reddit
That pussy is HOT
FewJob4450@reddit
This whole thread was great but this made me snort-laugh
eternaldavkas@reddit
Not a very bright star from the sound of things
Disco-Valliant@reddit
Bet them beef curtains was well done. 🤷🏼🤣
buckyoh@reddit
Dim and distant...
Mr_Bo_Jandals@reddit
Nah, she gave birth to a Chinese dumpling.
pwuk@reddit
Gives off a certain aurora, for sure.
NewRobes@reddit
His name could have been Sun, so a misuse of capital letters and punctuation.
ravennme@reddit
Tbf, I say sunshine (love you, sunshine, ect) to my boys because they are my light, and if I didn't have them, I would wither and die just like a flower without sunshine.
SixtyNineFlavours@reddit
Maybe it was a dark day
Outrageous_Ad9124@reddit
Nice deservedly hard roasting.
Bignizzle656@reddit
I'm getting hungry for Chinese for sum reason.
MoarQuiet@reddit
A succulent Chinese meal
Dramoriga@reddit
Some you win, and dim sum, you lose
allikatm3ow@reddit
Anthony Anderson had some funny lines in RMD. My favorite is I'm gonna find your Aaliyah looking ass!
Quentin_Tarantinio@reddit
Would you be having the cream of som yung gai by any chance?, asking on behalf of etc..
lukester_1982@reddit
Hahaha you said dim sun ..... what a dumpling
DukeOfZork@reddit
Just… what?
MoConCamo@reddit
You've never noticed that O and P are next to each other on the keyboard?
Now go and fetch the lash. It's time for your... punishment. ⛓️🔐🔱🧤
dineramallama@reddit
I had given him the benefit of the doubt and assumed it had been an autocorrect error.
OsotoViking@reddit
If it was autocorrect, Sun would be capitalised as it is a proper noun.
oxfordfox20@reddit
No it’s not. If you talk about ‘the Sun’ as the name a star, some people would capitalise (but outside astronomical contexts it’s pretty old fashioned).
But the sun has plenty of other uses in English (in the sense of daylight, or daytime, for example) where it’s certainly not a proper noun. Phrases like fun in the sun or the setting sun are totally legitimate uses and capitalisation would be wrong.
shanghailoz@reddit
It was obviously a dark overcast day, stop casting aspersions. :)
AstroBearGaming@reddit
Maybe this guys windows are much bigger than were thinking.
It must have been a hell of a bucket.
lizziexo@reddit
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stuns
Icy_Muffin9667@reddit
At least we know he can definitely spell sun.
OsotoViking@reddit
Sun ought to be capitalised as it is a proper noun, so half a point . . . maybe.
hardboard@reddit
Surely that's Chinese food?
Ste028@reddit
Ha...sum people...smh
BrainiacQuantum@reddit
No, maybe it was a cloudy day and the Sun was dim.
MasterpieceSorry7901@reddit
That big orange bastard, all hot and shit
TheGiddyGoose@reddit
I prefer it this way
AnxiousAppointment70@reddit
Could it have been word play? Dim sun.
mighty3mperor@reddit
Oh I wish! 🤣
papayametallica@reddit
Dim sun…what’s not to like?
Ok_Emphasis_8053@reddit
Try to avoid that idiot sun.
ChipCob1@reddit
Bloody hell, Google is getting sophisticated if you found that out through a search!
_-_GJS_-_@reddit
I really want dim sum now.
Runaroundheadless@reddit
Check your auto correct settings. Clean your windows while you’re at it. They look like shit. Park your rough looking car somewhere else. You’re letting the neighbourhood down.
Dayervid@reddit
And now I fancy some some Chinese snacks
mighty3mperor@reddit
Purely coincidentally, I've developed a hankering for salt and pepper siu mai. I'm not sure why though. 🤷♂️
MasterpieceSorry7901@reddit
I hope you twatted him
mighty3mperor@reddit
It was never made clear but there was something that had gone on that wasn't his fault. We ended up getting another window cleaner as his dad just wasn't good at cleaning windows.
CaptainSeitan@reddit
I've never met a windows cleaner with their own Sun, I'm guessing for him to be dim it must have been night time.
HistoricalRatio3229@reddit
They all have one, it’s how they check for streaks.
Boatjumble@reddit
Before 'clear water technology' it was common practice for window cleaners to carry their own dim sun to promptly dry the windows before the drops left water marks. The sun had to be dim or it would have been too bright, naturally. The rule of three was invented because three window cleaners met at the pub after work and when the dim suns came into close proximity they lit up excitedly like the Sankara stones and made all the beer go flat.
MembershipWorried595@reddit
Dim sum
EmployZealousideal59@reddit
PRAISE THE SUN!!!!
dmb_80_@reddit
Oh the irony.
Sburns85@reddit
Someone did that in my mums area. Went around the day before the window cleaners collected. And got paid
Pircster38@reddit
If I was you I'd have a word with Sunny Boy ☀️🧒
addicted-2-cameltoe@reddit
How dim sun was? Hahahahahahaha
sjcuthbertson@reddit
Mmmm, dim sum 🤤
ActiveWin9623@reddit
The mark isn't there to let another group know which house to hit. The idea behind marking a house is that they put the mark in an obvious place and then return later. If the mark is gone, then it means the home owner is there. If the mark is still there, then the home owner is away and the house is ripe for the picking. There are probably other things the thieves take into account, and when they leave the marks and what not, but that's the basis of the idea behind a thief leaving a mark.
Objective_Ticket@reddit
The only reason more people aren’t burgled is because it rains in the UK /s
isuses@reddit
Waht three words.
mycatreadsyourmind@reddit
Where I'm from (not the UK) it's common to mark houses for later burglary but it doesn't work like this. What they do is put a little leaflet or something of that sort onto a door (between the door and door frame) and see if it disappears in a day or two - essentially they are not really marking the house but checking if people are home (if you open the door the leaflet will fall out = probably not a safe target)
Bubbly_Sale3893@reddit
Burglars have their own leaflets for marketing purposes over there?
Faultless88@reddit
They used to pose as police during Christmas time, going door to door to suss people out, but they got busted by a clever kid and so had to raise their game further.
DreamtISawJoeHill@reddit
Should have stuck to retail heists, personally I like to go with the big toy stores, preferably ones with a big novelty chest full of charity money.
Faultless88@reddit
I have it on good authority that the best outfits usually have some sort of calling card, I don’t know, like leaving the taps running or something
mckjerral@reddit
I mean that happens in the UK too, but more of a test than a marker.
AvatarIII@reddit
How would criminals easily communicate house numbers and roads to other criminals without leaving digital evidence? A chalk mark is completely anonymous and does not require any direct communication.
D-1-S-C-0@reddit
"Should we use Google Maps to conveniently store and later help us locate the houses we're burgling?"
"No, we're doing this old school! With chalk markings right on their property so we can wander the streets and find them later."
But they didn't count on middle aged, tech-ignorant neighbours on Facebook identifying their telltale symbols!
MoConCamo@reddit
Nobody's mentioned what3words?
"We're going to do ///robs.this.spot, then ///rich.pickings.places !"
Logical-Charity-6176@reddit
If I was to guess why this belief holds I'd say it is because of Of Mice And Men. Just Googling now and it seems it was only just taken off the required reading list ten years ago, which gave it a a decent run infiltrating the subconscious of generations of Britons.
Left_Page_2029@reddit
Someone's not been recruited yet, this is classic guild marking behaviour
craggsy@reddit
I found an old bottle cap on the roof of my car a few years back, and the next night, my car got stolen. It was probably the kids across the road messing with the cap and put it on my car, but it's made me paranoid ever since
Pentax25@reddit
Like some kind of Skyrim thieves guild
All_About_Her@reddit
Hey, you. Your finally awake.
Leader_Bee@reddit
Your what?
Semichh@reddit
Second band of thieves? What? They don’t mark houses like this so someone else can burgle them lol. They do stuff like this to see if anyone is home. If this is a mark put there by someone potentially targeting OPs home it will be the same thieves that then rob the place.
Gabble_Rachet1973@reddit
Not to mention mobile phones.
Tom_HB01@reddit
But it is. Chalk markings or leaving something is a tactic. It could be a place scouted that has a dog, so the marking means to avoid. Or its to see if you clean the chalk / move the object they left to see if anyone is home or not.
It's not fictional talk, people are right, its a valid technique thats been used before 😅 Also used on cars too.
MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit
Reddit: Yeah OP, don't worry, most burglars can navigate using an address and Google maps these days.
OP: gets burgled, and tells Reddit about it.
Reddit: Why did you ignore the infamous thieves cross left upon the right hand side of your front door, OP? It is all your fault.
jerrymcdoogle@reddit
No dumbass - they mark it so that when they turn up on the door there is no mistake they are at the right place.
This is the mark for 'easy target' - It's quite literally where we get the term 'mark' from when refering to a planned victim.
Until I read this thread I thought this was common knowledge and it's frustrating to see people warning OP exactly what this is then having a bunch of well meaning morons saying it's not a mark.
Technical-Ocelot7484@reddit
Scope an area, use markings to designate what houses and what factors to consider e.g dogs, return later and use said markings to your advantage and slim chance of choosing wrong property. Usually done in a spate of robberies in an area
Tao626@reddit
Marking houses with symbols is the most dumbass logic. What, are they doing? Guiding the player to the loot? Why would they do anything that might tip the homeowner off that they're going to get robbed?
Minimum-Syrup-6674@reddit
I don’t disagree but my local police department just gave out a public warning about this. I guess it is happening.
TywinHouseLannister@reddit
All they need to do is knock on the door, nobody answers then they know it's not occupied.
If they do they just come up with some old cobbler or say wrong house sorry.
pakcross@reddit
I always think that when people start fretting about coloured stickers meaning the household has dogs etc. I just imagine the conversation back at the theives headquarters...
"I found some dogs which will be perfect for fighting."
"That's great, where are they?"
"Well, I put a yellow sticker on the house"
"....what's the address?"
"It's the house with the yellow sticker."
"....?"
TywinHouseLannister@reddit
Hahaha, I burst out laughing.. yes, almost all burglary etc is a crime of opportunity, not some highly organised plot.
Accomplished_Fun6481@reddit
And smartphones with cameras and gps
DinosaurInAPartyHat@reddit
Like we don't have pen, paper, mobile phone, camera, computers, word of mouth or ANY CONSPICOUS WAY to do this.
I once saw a talk from the RSPCA claiming this was real - I'm convinced the travelling community told them it as a wind-up.
Emendatus@reddit
They're called shadowmarks, I found a whole book about them!
FatYorkshireLad@reddit
DaPinchi Code.
GaldrickHammerson@reddit
It's a way of checking house occupancy. They put some kind of mark or mess on the property and if it gets cleaned up, the house is occupied. If it gets left for a couple of days then it indicates the home owner is away.
Tape over the lock, food on the doorstep are also used by some organised crime to evaluate the risk of a break in.
FewJob4450@reddit
Jokes on then I don't care enough to remove the chalk. Though it's always raining round my way so I guess they don't try that here
Nooms88@reddit
Ngl, someone drew that on my wall it will probably be there until I sell the house or die, probably the same for most people, it's completely ineffectual, if I were so inclined I'd just wait till bin day and go round the houses with no cars and no bin out at night, way way simpler and doesn't have you walk up to the house.
itsxan420@reddit
let’s leave obvious marks instead of relaying address information 👍
Logical_Mulberry9742@reddit
Thieves absolutely do this, if you have lived a coddled life away from any kind of corruption you wouldnt know what youre talking about, which is what this reeks of. Language barriers plus if you remove the marking they know youre half savvy atleast, you dont know what youre talkin about, respectfully.
ImitationDemiGod@reddit
Yeah, they don't do that.
Logical_Mulberry9742@reddit
Okay, iv been to prison before. Iv met people who literally do exactly this and much worse. But yes the resdit imitationdemigod said no, so you must be right. Lol.
Pr_cision@reddit
Being to prison doesn’t mean you’re right, and them wrong. Also just because someone on reddit says they’ve spent time at his majesty’s pleasure doesn’t mean it’s true too.
DanceWonderful3711@reddit
You what I learned about prison? There's a lot of people in here without well thought out plans.
gotmunchiez@reddit
Did you go to prison for your spelling?
UnacceptableUse@reddit
!dick
Logical_Mulberry9742@reddit
Oh look a wild keyboard gangsta 😂 youd crumble into dust irl u little fairy begone
gbh001@reddit
What... worse than chalk, do they use indelible markers.
whatisthisinmygarden@reddit
What does it mean when a pair of shoes hang from a telephone wire?
Honest_lamentations@reddit
Some fool got lippy and has no shoes now. Drug dealing hotspot, someone died there. All of the above or none.
SvenSvenkill3@reddit
I used to own an excellent edition of the Dictionary of Symbols (see link below) and I remember reading and being fascinated about what was once called,"Hobo Code".
So aye, I totally agree that such markings have been used for centuries by various groups.
https://wwnorton.com/books/Dictionary-of-Symbols
https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/a25174860/hobo-code/
PorkieMcSword@reddit
I think Jack Black described this in his book "You Can't Win".
dsilva_21@reddit
Also a very good episode of Mad Men where this features
Logical_Mulberry9742@reddit
They absolutely have and anyone who disagrees can stay blind to reality and whats happening around them, irdc lol. Better for their mental health not to be worryin like that anyway.
OnlyAnswerIsGhosts@reddit
Probably a ghost
JakeBees@reddit
Jehovah’s witness so they know where they’ve already been
Houdinii1984@reddit
There must be some form of system. Once we had a pushy group of guys, and I'm unsure if it was JW, or any other group that might walk around, but usually a 'no thanks, I'm not interested" is enough. This one time, I just couldn't shake these two dudes and I had to explain that my 'lifestyle' and your 'religion' are incompatible, as I'm gay and married. They left and we've never been knocked on again, even though I see them around every so often.
What's worse? I'm kinda lowkey jealous or something when I see everyone else getting included. I figure there must be spreadsheets involved.
Specific_Tap7296@reddit
Nah, the lord will show them the one true path
Bulimic_Fraggle@reddit
When blue cross marks appeared on doors around here a lot of people panicked about burglars or whatever. It was just a man delivering flyers from a local takeaway marking where he had been as proof for his boss who would drive around checking up on him. The owner of the takeaway received a strong talking to from the Police who had to deal with hundreds of worried calls.
If you are worried, call 101 and ask if they have heard anything about it. It is most likely very benign.
ryan34ssj@reddit
Don't call 101. That's a waste of everyone's time
Bulimic_Fraggle@reddit
People were genuinely upset and scared. I admit, I was one of them, and when a neighbour knocked on my door to say that I had been "marked by a gang" to be a victim of crime, I was really concerned. I am a woman living on my own, I was getting worked up that something was going to happen. What should I have done?
I called 101, not 999. I spoke to a call handler for a couple of minutes, they didn't send out the cavalry, and they called me back 45 minutes later to reassure me that nothing bad was going on. That's it. Better than spending all night sat with a cricket bat, scrolling Facebook for misinformation. I was also able to let a few other neighbours know what was going on, so they felt safer, too.
My situation happened over a decade ago, so there was less information about this stuff around. But my point stands, if people are worried about possible criminal activity, who should they contact?
ryan34ssj@reddit
You are right, if you are concerned of a potential crime then absolutely you should call. My comment was to say on this occasion, you don't need to call because it's not a crime
Little200bro@reddit
Its a waste of the non-emergency lines time? They are literally the best people to ask if you ever have a non-emergent crime/security related question and are non emergency for a reason
Puzzled-Group-6347@reddit
But it's not crime or security related? These people are still swamped. Indulging peoples noseyness and/or paranoia should not be added to their workload.
ryan34ssj@reddit
Exactly this! And then people complain about waiting ages and that police never turn up when they report real stuff
Little200bro@reddit
Almost like its a different number and not the same police you’re talking about!! You didnt even read the original comments
ryan34ssj@reddit
I'm not sure what you mean?
The same control room answers calls for 101 and 999. It's not a general faq service, you ring to report crimes.
Puzzled-Group-6347@reddit
Do you think we have two seperate, mutually exclusive and seperately resourced police forces? One to investigate crimes and one to answer silly questions about chalk?
whooptheretis@reddit
But they thought it was crime related. Whom do you call if you think there's a non urgent crime?
Puzzled-Group-6347@reddit
Personally I would try the following steps before drawing on the states resources:
1) Just use some critical thinking and ask myself "are the local criminals deciding which houses to burgle using an elaborate chalk language like a Dickensian street gang? Or would whatsapp be easier?" How does it work? Does a secondary group of thieves wander the streets at night until they happen across a chalk mark one of their scouts has left? Why would they ever risk giving the occupants prior warning?"
2) If that didn't get me there I may even google it. Let us not forget that the suggestion to call 101 is coming from within a thread where the idea of criminal chalk marks has been debunked by many commenters.
3) Speak to my friends, neighbours and family members who might A) know something about this sort of thing B) have seen who left the chalk marker C) have heard about engineering works happening on the street.
I get the desire not to discourage people from speaking to the police, i do. But I also think encouraging people to call 101 as a first port of call every time they're slightly uneasy risks a massive drain on a service that, while non emergency, still draws on police resources. After all, some people get uneasy over chalk and other urban legends.
Beneficial_Eye_7690@reddit
who else should they call for a non emergency?
Superspark76@reddit
Who ya gonna call?
Ghostbusters.
ADL-AU@reddit
I can’t believe people actually believe that.
Only_Use_2267@reddit
jesus is coming back! … lmao
Used_Captain_3131@reddit
Is there any construction work going on in your area? If so it'll be something to aim laser measuring devices at.
Sometimes teenagers will do it to a few houses just to scare the Facebook "marked for theft/ dog thieves/ crimes" brigade, usually it's an innocuous mark that's easily removed
ponytoaster@reddit
Why did I never think of doing this to random houses for the lulz...
Is it too late to do this as an adult just to wind up my local Facebook group?!
Slartitartfast@reddit
Had so many arguments with people on nextdoor about these being real, including ex police officers who 'definitely knew of times when they'd been linked to crimes'.
SchemeIllustrious815@reddit
Shared at Tranquility Base hun x
No_Coffee4280@reddit
It’s the Clergy! They come around with their crosses!
Jrsall92@reddit
The only sure thing is that it’s not the Spanish Inquisition
AdministrationNo7262@reddit
No one would expect that.
opopkl@reddit
Shared in Portsmouth.
Retry909@reddit
Thx Hun xoxo
Leucurus@reddit
Order corn
delurkrelurker@reddit
No. We either stick a retro target up or draw a decent cross if we run out. Not this.
MomsSlaghetti@reddit
do you have a dog hun?? be careful, my neighbours baby xl bully was stolen from her front garden after seeing a mark like this by her door xx
shared north east xx
randymysteries@reddit
Has a door to door salesperson or Bible thumper visited you recently? Have you given money or food to someone? Do you know a tall wizard who hangs out with elves?
knobber_jobbler@reddit
Plague, bubonic.
EspressoFrog@reddit
"Bring out yer dead!"
PhDinDildos_Fedoras@reddit
People will now shun their house. If they haven't already.
tom201288@reddit
Had to scroll to far to find this 😂
SumollTrepat@reddit
Vampires live here
fygooooo@reddit
Haha, looks like someone marked the spot for the next epic battle! X marks the chaos!
Better-Win-7940@reddit
That means you're DOOMED. Sorry.
anongu2368@reddit
If it were drawn by a burglar, it means they've indicated "there is money here". You can combat it by drawing a circle around it to say there's no money here. Typically the cross for no money would be x rather than +.
Senior-Pace7683@reddit
White
Nice_Put4300@reddit
Shared in Swindon x
Gold-Psychology-5312@reddit
Shared in brisbane Australia hun.
Nice_Put4300@reddit
Xoxo
ay_lamassu@reddit
Shared in Easter Island.
Nice_Put4300@reddit
Hardly needed there’s an ocean between England and Easter island
No-Intern-3666@reddit
Islam has marked you as rape worthy
EatingCoooolo@reddit
An assassin is coming to your house to finish someone off in the house, not necessarily you but you could have a rude baby who crossed a baby from the wrong family.
OnePragmatic@reddit
A while back, it was for the plague.......
jerrymcdoogle@reddit
Some door to door scammer / their has marked you. You are a mark.
Stolen_Showman@reddit
Because its a common fact that law abiding people can't see chalk marks on their door frames.
jerrymcdoogle@reddit
Ok - get robbed. Idc. But that's exactly what this is.
taskkill-IM@reddit
Because thieves are too dumb to use road names and numbers.
jerrymcdoogle@reddit
You wanna give it a quick Google before saying I'm wrong?
taskkill-IM@reddit
The OP even confirmed in an update that the marking was done by the council regarding bin collections.... stop googling things, you're just making yourself paranoid.
jerrymcdoogle@reddit
Oh... So what was it... A mark? Like I said.
taskkill-IM@reddit
You said it was a mark from a thief/door scammer, don't flip it like you were just saying it was just a mark... it was for the bin men due to the previous tenant being handicapped and not being able to put his/her bins out.
What's with the mental gymnastics? Just admit you were wrongfully trying to make OP paranoid with your Facebook urban legend.
taskkill-IM@reddit
You said it was a mark from a thief/door scammer... it was for the bin men due to the previous tenant being handicapped and couldn't put his/her bins out.
What's with the mental gymnastics? Just admit you were wrongfully trying to make OP paranoid with your Facebook urban legend.
fluffy-psycho@reddit
Bring out your dead
box_frenzy@reddit
Have you got kids? Because when I was about 7 I drilled a big hole in the brick wall outside using a screwdriver because I was playing at being in the A Team. Kids do dumb shit
Monkeytennis01@reddit
I love it when a plan comes together.
tiptoe_only@reddit
When I was that age I was messing about with the girl across the street and we found a kitchen knife in an alleyway. We decided it must have been a murder weapon then proceeded to play with it anyway. She cut off the tip of her finger and had to be rushed to hospital. We never mentioned the knife to anyone, I think she told her mum she was trying to cut a piece of cheese or something.
Kids are idiots. We would definitely have done stuff like going around putting chalk crosses on houses.
Crackles2020@reddit
It means you have got the plague.
Present-Obligation-9@reddit
Could be nothing, but round my way, a certain people would go round the estates marking houses that have dogs so they could steal and put them in dog fights.. my house was marked but we just washed it away and kept an eye on the dogs more.
fussdesigner@reddit
Why would they bother marking the houses instead of just writing down the addresses?
Atlantic_Traveller@reddit
Chalk
RedHeadRedemption93@reddit
Unfortunately your house is marked.
You'll now regularly get Jehovah's witnesses popping by.
AttorneySure5141@reddit
It means you're an over-thinker.
Efficient-Ad-5494@reddit
You are next
Existing-Shallot-398@reddit
Well a human did it but I couldn’t tell you their intentions, just like no one can . Could be nothing it could be something . Get a camera
JETBOY0264@reddit
Like all of us he was delivered born from a C~nt, he obviously doesn't understand he doesn't need to live in the form of his first encounter, Life is about moving on, evolving ain't no need to a Cnnt any longer......
BenchClamp@reddit
It’s just the Spanish Inquisition marking the occupants for eternal damnation.
R4D000@reddit
King’s Cross.
TobyTurbo64@reddit
the WHITE cross, you have been cursed :/
Inevitable_Thing_270@reddit
Been visited by Jehovah’s witnesses or other missionaries recently? Maybe they’re marking your house as visited
-_-Orange@reddit
If you tilt the pic a lil bit that cross becomes a “X”.
There’s probably treasure buried there.
ggekko999@reddit
Find your Torah, second book "Shemot" (שמות) AKA Exodus - Chapter 12, about verse 7 onwards... (paraphrased) The mark on the doorposts served as a visual cue for the angel of death to bypass those houses - Good for you mate, you win the apocalypse!!
Or it's something boring, like someone is laying a cable up your street, etc. You decide!
TheMarkMatthews@reddit
Do you have a dog ? Have you seen white vans pass your house? I think face book community pages are best place to get info on these markings
MysteriousAct1089@reddit
grand grimoire
BigCarlos71@reddit
The plague?
nodemus@reddit
Looks like chalk, wash it off it will soon confuse the artist.
yarnycarley@reddit
I'd just start messing with the marks if anyone put them on my door, let's get some of the symbols used in supernatural and copy them with chalk 😂
No_Dot_7136@reddit
It means you have been chosen by our one true lord and saviour to do Christs work.
n1keym1key@reddit
Quick, wipe it off.... It means the fingering crew are coming.... If you dont wanna get fingered then you best get it gone asap!.
Lanky-Mechanic-5024@reddit
They're marking you.. For the Jehovahs Witnesses..
Short_Locksmith_5303@reddit
A child playing and just drew on your daw? A less annoying knock down ginger.
SixtyNineFlavours@reddit
Your first born will be safe
PrudentRutabaga4262@reddit
Ask Morgana
No_Soup7518@reddit
Is a lower case T
MDFHASDIED@reddit
Time to leave?
Merchantbanker19099@reddit
Time to call 999
MrPain__@reddit
Bloody cash chuckers
SameJeans4Days@reddit
Plague
GodPackedUpAndLeftUs@reddit
Purveyors of religious knowledge either see you as low hanging fruit and will be back, or they have deemed you a threat to Bajesus and will be back..
Top-Masterpiece-570@reddit
Dunno
AntiqueShower8285@reddit
hmm :<
Professional-Data416@reddit
Someone in your house has the plague
AnnoKano@reddit
He's the messiah!
TheKunchNetwork@reddit
Could be a rougue Jesus.
FunkyPig17@reddit
I think you're about to get a load of Hobbits turn up.....
doc1442@reddit
*dwarves
theclutteredbookcase@reddit
I'm so jealous 😭
Background-Device-36@reddit
You will be safe during the purge.
Extreme_Signature_14@reddit
You're next..
Youbunchoftwats@reddit
If a bunch of dwarves turn up at your front door, don’t let them in. They’ll eat all your food.
Robw_1973@reddit
Yes, this is a clear sign that people with dark skin or from Eastern Europe, driving around in an old white transit van are going to steal your dog. Or rob you. And possibly both. In the aftermath, you’ll need to post on social media about “finding this scum” and “making them famous”. Especially if nothing happens, because, well, you can never be too careful. You won’t need a CRN - just social media clout. It’s all about the likes anyway.
Also remember to ask your friend who emigrated to Australia, to share your post, because it might be happening in Canberra as well. And in any case you’ve heard on Facebook that “they are doing this all over the country.”
In any case you’ve googled chalk marking on Google and now you’re an expert on war chalking……
HonestBobcat7171@reddit
it is most definitely white chalk
whooptheretis@reddit
Quite probably gypsum...
QueenLunaEatingTuna@reddit
Damn, came here to be the nerd and someone did it already
rlaw1234qq@reddit
Wash it off - burglars hate that one neat trick
DanielFrancis13@reddit
You've been marked as a potential host for the next messiah.
cremilarn@reddit
Jesus is coming
DefinitelyARealHorse@reddit
To keep vampires out, obviously.
Altruistic_Major8868@reddit
Jesus was ere
DeinOnkelFred@reddit
Passover, innit.
(time to leave the slavery of Slough and move up to the land of Milk Honey— Redditch)
Comrade-Hayley@reddit
Had any god botherers recently?
Riggott91@reddit
To symbolise that the people in inside have the black plague.
K0monazmuk@reddit
Looks like chalk.
Leading_Notice497@reddit
Right, because burglars definitely prefer decoding cryptic sidewalk hieroglyphics over just, you know, looking at the giant numbers on your house like a normal person.
Sweet_Focus6377@reddit
Well time thieves is one way to describe JW callers
ContributionLive2577@reddit
Gypsyies, get a bucket and hot water and rub the sign off
monster_lover-@reddit
Thieves guild mark
__Brett__Clement__@reddit
Buried treasure
shadowDon172@reddit
The fuck are these messages being deleted for?
MelodicPaws@reddit
It means the Angel of Death will pass over your house tonight
Ne0Vamp@reddit
You’ve been blessed
desertcanyons@reddit
You died from bubonic plague
soulsbn@reddit
Yes you must bring out your dead.
Collection day is Friday - along with your green bins
PhDinDildos_Fedoras@reddit
What if I'm not dead yet?
scrabble1234@reddit
3 weekly collections and a massive increase in council tax
sorfetsca@reddit
Dog stealing probably
Straightener78@reddit
SOMEONE DRIVING AROUND IN A WHITE VAN
zoehester@reddit
Shared in Derbyshire, hun 😘
Terrible_Spot_3454@reddit
rip
PhDinDildos_Fedoras@reddit
Seven days.
InformationNo733@reddit
It’s a sign from one hobo to another that you can get a meal or money from that place. It’s the Hobo’s Code. Similar to Hammurabi’s.
Taz003@reddit
X marks the spot, dig into it there might be some hidden treasure. You never know
Wondering_Electron@reddit
The Angel of Death may or may not be swinging by later.
fabulousforty@reddit
Quick paint the frame with lambs blood! Before sunset! You have an hour!
ukpunjabivixen@reddit
Will chicken blood be ok? I’m all out of lamb and we had a BBQ last night….
TheProfessionalEjit@reddit
You're next.
No_Battle_6402@reddit
Our last house was a vicarage and there were crosses drawn in chalk above the door with the date on. Could just be a religious thing from a previous owner, or a religious neighbour who thinks you need saving from yourself.
TryToBeHopefulAgain@reddit
That’s a little bit different. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalking_the_door
Ibncalb@reddit
It's two lines that intersect at right angles. But that's not important right now.
cgknight1@reddit
Kids with chalk.
arcane_tc@reddit
Nah, this isn't kids with chalk. Kids with chalk usually make an unsightly mess (let's be honest!). Occasionally, poorly written swear words, too. They certainly do where I live and its stones that they use to scrape walls rather than traditional chalk sticks half the time.
This looks more like the whole burglary targeting marking. There's been similar to the whole baked beans on people's doorsteps in recent years, people initially blamed kids and 'brain rot-Tok' for it being a trend, but it was actually criminals checking if people were actually home or not.
TryToBeHopefulAgain@reddit
You think I’ve got the time or energy to rub chalk off brick? That’s staying there until it rains.
dickwildgoose@reddit
Goats don't use chalk. Sauce: I read a blog on the internet written by a goat chieftain.
Internal-Dark-6438@reddit
What do you mean “goats don’t use chalk”? My son informs me that Ronaldo is the GOAT. And I bet he can use chalk!
gravity_fed@reddit
Shared, Tatooine. Stai sayf hunni
spamel2004@reddit
Targeted for some Jehovah’s Witness action.
PeteyMcPetey@reddit
I appears to be some sort of cross, but I could be wrong.
kumanoodle@reddit
A meaningless symbol like all crosses. 🙄
The-Polite-Pervert@reddit
You said something double-plus-ungood online and now the Wobblebottom-on-Twiddle police are going to arrest you
App0gee@reddit
Perhaps it's for Passover. ;)
Gabble_Rachet1973@reddit
Because you put it there for attention?
Tkis01gl@reddit
You will be visited by a bunch of dwarves and a wizard soon.
Plastic-Machine-9537@reddit
Man I haven't seem a post with this many deleted comments in a while. Folks just embarrassed at their terrible guesses?
I don't think it's theives because that whole idea just doesn't really seem to make any sense.
There was a tv called Rev and in that this crackhead would keep coming to the reverend house asking for money for various made up stories. In one episode the crackhead pointed out a marking by their door and he said the mark told him the people in the house were a soft touch for getting money out of them. I'm sure the writers of the show just made that up for a joke but have tou had an influx of crackheads coming to your door and giving crazy stories as to why they really need to borrow 20 quid?
chuckywhipsit@reddit
Gypsies marking your house to rob it
Ayy_Lmao92@reddit
Its an X
Marble-Boy@reddit
Looks like chalk... did you give it a lick?
Lisitska@reddit
Plague ☠️
MissMoonshine13@reddit
Has there been an outbreak of plague in the area recently?
BillingsDave@reddit
to keep the angel of death from taking your firstborn.
MeltingChocolateAhh@reddit
My guess is builders are/were using it as a ref point. Or, it could be cold callers marking where they've been.
PxavierJ@reddit
Means you have the plague brother. Check history
Master_Poet5106@reddit
The crusades are coming
Special_Key5312@reddit
A_Right_Eejit@reddit
It's American hobo signs, means you'll feed them but they'll have to put up with a Christian lecture.
You can either lean into this or fuck with them, your move!
RookyRed@reddit
My first thought. My brother had a little book about deciphering codes (a Ladybird book, I think), and hobo codes were one of them.
igidy-bigidy-boo@reddit
Voodoo
0-Sminky@reddit
It's so nice that it's allways a pain to get an answer on reddit due to poor jokes. A very long time ago marking just a single line in chalk would suggest a 'soft' property for asking owners for things. I don't belive it's been a thing for some time though.
CuckooSpit_06@reddit
You've been marked. Nice knowing ya pal.
TiredNeedSleep@reddit
Probably chalk
TheRancidOne@reddit
Moscow Rules, *wink*
inkdumpster@reddit
I’m genuinely curious about why there are so many deleted comments in here…
Pauczan@reddit
comments [deleted] shows true reddit
MoonheadLTD@reddit
Probably a cross mate
ToiletPaperSlingshot@reddit
Markers for thieves obviously, when they rob you and you replace everything they will rob you again and again
Stolen_Showman@reddit
The monster under your bed will keep them out, dont worry.
Fun-Chef623@reddit
Chalk marks by theives are a thing, but they're usually on lamp posts or gates outside the property
Stolen_Showman@reddit
They're famous for leaving warnings for their victims that they're about to be robbed, something about giving them a fair chance 🙄
Dr-Nutty@reddit
Usually thieves marking a house
Stolen_Showman@reddit
Usually? Never. That would effectively be giving everyone who reads Facebook or their local rag a heads up that they're about to be robbed. Does that seem at all plausible to you?
You realise people just use phones to plan thefts now, don't you?
Odd_Shock421@reddit
Vampires. No further questions, you’ll find out…
2BEN-2C93@reddit
Plague
DaiquiriLevi@reddit
Thieves Guild
macandcheesefan45@reddit
It might be a utility company thing? The police told me that once when I reported an arrow drawn outside a house
Such_Bass8088@reddit
It’s a target for a bunker buster!! Hide under the table .
Remote-Citron-9383@reddit
You've been mark for assassination by some secretive society of highly trained wombles, best to buy a new identity from a hoover shop and leave the country.
Lost-Huckleberry388@reddit
Organ harvesters
TheBeagleScout@reddit
Dognanppers hun xx 🤣
Shared Elgin 🤣🤣
UnacceptableUse@reddit
!tlc
ukbot-nicolabot@reddit
A top level comment (one that is not a reply) should be a good faith and genuine attempt to answer the question
faderfreak@reddit
Shared Bishopmill and the murd 😂
theNikolai@reddit
Stay safe Hun. How are. You. GARYHAD HIS KNEE REPLACEMENT IN March . recovering well..
Beanslab@reddit
I'M. GOOD SANDRA. JUST. BEEN OUT TO. GET THE MESSAGES AND. SEEN. WEE STEVIE AND. HE TOLD ME HE HAS. HEMORRHOIDS. WHAT A SIN.
LOVE BARBARA
HerbivoreTheGoat@reddit
what the fuck is this joke i'm missing i feel like i'm having a stroke
Good_Operation_1792@reddit
Go into any Facebook post and there's just a bunch of mums speaking like this to each other my mum included XD
Leather-Web-2319@reddit
r/oldpeoplefacebook
dirtywastegash@reddit
"Nextdoor" or similar apps. There's usually some elderly neighbour on there telling the whole community about their husbands medical history.
No_Coffee4280@reddit
LOVELY TO HEAR THAT BABS
Shared Gibraltar!
vinyljunkie1245@reddit
WHY ARE YOU ON MY FACEBOOK????? MR ZUCKERBERG PLEASE REMOVE THIS PERSON FROM MY FACEBOOK. IT IS PRIVATE AND I DO NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE ON IT
Available_Loss6036@reddit
Stay vigilante every one there are some bad people out there. these days. They want our kids and our fur baby’s xx
Historical-Mud-6934@reddit
Shared Santa Monica. Stay safe hun x
space_coyote_86@reddit
Shared St Ives thanx hun xXx
Otherwise-Top-6719@reddit
Came here to say this. 😂
Shared Durham
wtf_amirite@reddit
lol…
Elgin 😂😂😂😂
Bakurraa@reddit
Are working with homeless people or have a lot around
hobdoutmanut@reddit
Jesus loves you
ChickenPijja@reddit
I’m more intrigued by all the deleted comments, but th shitposting “shared on Facebook hun” are all kept up
Negative_Pink_Hawk@reddit
This is how they merked houses in Bethlehem , when they searched for Jesus.
Human-Bag-9936@reddit
Must have been a pain trying to find a pasty white blonde haired baby with big blue eyes in amongst the population of Palestine 😆
Negative_Pink_Hawk@reddit
Yeah, mission impossible :)
Thunderlawyer@reddit
it’s not burglars this isn’t Skyrim there is no thieves guild . Probably some kind of canvassing in your area marking houses that weren’t in when they knocked for when they come back . Or maybe somebody is starting a game of naughts and crosses with you
Historical_View_772@reddit
Railroad
SmolKits@reddit
Probably just some kid messing around
ercewx@reddit
It's an urban myth multiplier.
seminolegirl05@reddit
I don't know. Maybe it means "blast here." 🤷🏽♀️
TARDIS_Controller@reddit
Someone in your neighbourhood suspects you of being demonic. Make sure to touch it periodically and whenever you see someone on the street. Word will soon get around that you don’t burst into flames when near the cross.
behemuffin@reddit
Witch mark. You're a witch now.
Spank86@reddit
Plague.
So the doctors know to bring their posies.
SeriesCurious8556@reddit
Bring out your Dead
Evening_Elderberry_9@reddit
Smart guys just drop a pin on Google maps, the team does the rest. Welcome to the 20th century.
AFBUFFPilot@reddit
You’ve been marked for extermination. Sorry
Uedov@reddit
Have you seen a white van around? Be careful hun, a friend of mine was kidnapped last week while walking her dog. xxx
oh_f-f-s@reddit
Plague
SnooBooks1701@reddit
Someone drew it
Throwayawayyeetagain@reddit
Thieves hun xxx stay safe xxx
nice-vans-bro@reddit
You've been marked safe from the plagues. Well done.
porkchopbun@reddit
Marked by a cult.
Go to Sainsbury's for garlic.
Stigmata84396520@reddit
.....or it's Sainsburys doing the marking, just to increase sales on garlic!
porkchopbun@reddit
Competition is tight among supermarkets.
They trying anything for an edge.
jesusisherelookbusy@reddit
Radiant-Barracuda-21@reddit
Dog snatchers ! “Shared York “
Character_Dot_6570@reddit
Read somewhere a while back it could be linked to dog snatchers.
SirCheeseMuncher@reddit
What happened here why is everything deleted
Consistent_Prune_441@reddit
Bubonic plague
Apuonbus@reddit
It's for passover
kathykodra@reddit
You have Captain Trips in the house.
Horror-Wallaby-4498@reddit
It’s to ward off vampires
ManonegraCG@reddit
It's a reminder to bring out yet dead.
PerryDactylYT@reddit
Jehovah's Witness new missionary scheme as door to door recruitment doesn't work anymore.
Personal-Law423@reddit
Mormons, that put the white cross when they find an easy target.
They do the same with walls at the end of your path. People speculate that it’s thief’s looking for dogs, but it’s not.
arcane_tc@reddit
It's not just dog-nappers, it's seems like a universal code a lot of low-life burglars use. Plus, summer is often the time of year (as with Christmas and dark winter nights) where they target people not home and likely away on holiday. That's why the police suggest the whole light timers - but it is important to get a neighbour or friend to keep an eye on your place too if away.
Even pre-social media I had seen similar markings. Someone left a TOT looking shaped marking by my late Grandmother's window in the early 00s. Guess what? Burglars broke in one morning when she was home, kept her trapped in the living room and tried hurting her, and trashed the place looking for money, which thankfully they didn't find any even though there was £30 in the house (police found out they were 3 known junkies hitting places in the area but also in other places around the country that they knew people were vulnerable or away at work, but when home was just the 1 person living there.).
Collerz7@reddit
[deleted]
Agreeable-Wallaby636@reddit
add a minus sign and you can control the volume from outside.
elbapo@reddit
You have the plague in your house. Commiserations.
Pablo21694@reddit
Your house has been designated as a church. Welcome your congregation.
Naive_Half3607@reddit
Jesus waz ere
KushBluntsworth@reddit
Bushwacker crew coming
GamerViennaHD@reddit
r/GaunerZinkem
Smaxter84@reddit
Do you have the plague?
No_Mud_213@reddit
The grim reaper called but you weren’t in and he’d forgotten to bring his “I called but you weren’t in” cards…..
Markyp-1@reddit
Worst Banksy I’ve seen yet.
Kudosnotkang@reddit
It’s a mark so other beggars know you offered them Hospitality when they came a knocking’
Congrats on being so generous
Cautious-Fun3840@reddit
A neighbour once posted on a community Facebook group that they had seen suspicious markings carved into the snow on the bonnets of parked cars and were speculating it was thieves marking targets, telling everyone to be vigilant. These markings were complex af, some looked like mazes, others like aztec script or something. Loads of people were talking about how advanced thieves are now and people were arranging CCTV to catch them...
It ended up being just where the snow had melted from the heat of the engine/radiator
Specific_Tap7296@reddit
Our car engines are on the thieves side now!
International_Zebra4@reddit
Mormons new calling card
tilmanbaumann@reddit
Someone wants to play tic tac toe
Few-Replacement-9471@reddit
remove the marks just in case it might be a thief mark
Status_General_1931@reddit
Stealing dogs basically
MrDavieT@reddit
Shared in Edinburgh, hun x
AnonymousTimewaster@reddit
Why so many deleted comments 💀
Ok-Importance2030@reddit
Sadly, it means you have the bubonic plague. Good luck and god bless!
deej4yduby4@reddit
Plague house
Flat_Barber_7317@reddit
A cross.
DinosaurInAPartyHat@reddit
Someone marked your door with white chalk.
Probably a kid.
Traditional_Bee2164@reddit
It's so the angel of death will pass over your house and only attack the first born of the Egyptians down the road
No-Translator5443@reddit
Targeted by the jahomos
RichieQ_UK@reddit
It means you have the plague
Snudge99@reddit
It's been marked as they are going to come back later and steal your Da, for an illegal Da fighting ring. Sorry.
mixdup001@reddit
He who liveth herewith maybe subject to the monkey pox
the_p0rk_king@reddit
Jesus been a calling
Mazelady@reddit
Gandalf's rune. Get ready for a dwarf invasion
MainGeneral4813@reddit
It's a cross
Joris255atSchool@reddit
[deleted]
beneyh@reddit
The plague. It’s game over for you
FragileRunner@reddit
It’s always amusing to see the Facebook posts when the local Hash House Harriers have been out marking trails 😀
Roadrunna49@reddit
You've been marked for weekly visits from Jehova Witnesses.
egg1st@reddit
Ed Sheeran is in your area
Spaghetti_bandit69@reddit
Jesus is coming. Look busy.
skawarrior@reddit
Someone has marked your house to steal your frenchie hun
jimkounter@reddit
Back in 2017 I had a similar experience when I found odd chalk markings on the way directly next to my garage. The garage was alongside my neighbours in a block behind the row of houses, hidden away from the main road. 2 days later someone tried prying my door open, damaging the door in the process.
Perhaps it was a coincidence, perhaps not.
Err on the side of caution and remove the mark.
2024-YR4@reddit
Jehovah's Witnesses
Like vampires, they have to be invited in first
ginger-tiger108@reddit
Yeah apparently it's something thief's do to see if it gets washed off and if it doesn't get removed they know that house is inactive so ripe for the robbing
Ok_Solid_Copy@reddit
You're next.
Background-Issue-722@reddit
Aliens hun, shared Bracknell xx
TragicPha9uette@reddit
Probably someone warding off evil spirits
Gingy2210@reddit
Keeps the Jehovah's Witnesses away?
QuietOnPurpose@reddit
Plague house
wtf_amirite@reddit
Sick of seeing posts like this.
Door posts, that is.
JimmyBallocks@reddit
it's to tell other hobos where Jesus lives
MrDundee666@reddit
Prepare.
They are coming.
RingoStir@reddit
So many deleted comments 🤨
Fuzzy-Loss-4204@reddit
Probably the builders signature
HollyGoLately@reddit
If yours is the first/last house on the street it’s probably just people delivering leaflets marking your street off.
StrongLikeBull3@reddit
If facebook is to be believed it’s thieves marking your house because it looks valuable, illegal immigrants marking your house to kidnap someone, or gypsies marking your house to kidnap your dog and use it for fighting.
AmbientApe@reddit
Your first born will not be slaughtered by a vengeful god…
Lynex_Lineker_Smith@reddit
Shared in Constantinople xx
ScumFromBrum@reddit
Did this mean you have the plague back in the day?
chulldogchillydog@reddit
ICBM GPS target location chalk
MrCowabs@reddit
Shared Zimbabwe x
Miserable_Mission_55@reddit
It’s the start of an M Night Shymalan film…
Adam-West@reddit
Have you or anybody that you live with ever had the plague?
iamcode101@reddit
Just for when The Purge happens. No need to concern yourself with it.
djalkidan@reddit
It means you dog is getting nicked. Sorry. Well at least that's what people believe on FB
DigitalDroid2024@reddit
Well at least it’s wrong colour to mark the house for plague.
MattStormTornado@reddit
Why it’s to ward off vampires of course
Inside_Ad_5143@reddit
Plague inside do not enter
Altruistic_Ad5444@reddit
I had chalk marks outside once or twice where I used to live. Made sure to get rid. It's not going to be anything good.
ElmoEatsYellowSnow@reddit
Aye it's never good, not round here
GardenGnomeEmporium@reddit
People traffickers.
TimeToNukeTheWhales@reddit
You're gonna get pegged.
hingee@reddit
Jehovah’s witness will be round in the morning
TheVentiLebowski@reddit
Thats definitely a hobo sign.
Remarkable_Misty@reddit
I think its the Heavenly Father
dizcometal@reddit
The Mormons are coming for
DevilRenegade@reddit
Means someone in your house has the plague.
andypoly@reddit
Marked for demolition
No-Name-Mcgee44@reddit
I dont know but i have seen them many times on my many doors (ive moved a lot)
Wrong-Target6104@reddit
Spanish inquisition calling card
EarthPhysical2633@reddit
Plague
GigglyGoggins@reddit
They left a mark because you wasn’t in, beware they will return for you to spread the good worrrrrrrrrd!
ForkUK@reddit
The place is in there. Don’t go in.
Haunting_Cell_8876@reddit
Dog snatchers hun! Shared on Facebook!
Important_Highway_81@reddit
Shares in Bristol. Hate thieving bastards. My XL bully will take care of em. We know what sort it is. Not racialist. Just don’t like em. Now where’s my Union Jack vest, I’ve got an EDL meeting to go to. (And because this is reddit I feel the need to point out that this is parody and in no way represents my actual viewpoint or pet ownership)
carolomnipresence@reddit
Oh, you needed those brackets!
Important_Highway_81@reddit
Sadly this very true.
AskUK-ModTeam@reddit
A top level comment (one that is not a reply) should be a good faith and genuine attempt to answer the question.
Princ3Ch4rming@reddit
Shared in Sheffield hun!
Sneks everywere. Just me n my lil angle from now on.
randallflagg47@reddit
HAPPENED TO MY HAIRDRESSERS BROTHR!! x
wils_152@reddit
Loveable rogue
Smasher323292@reddit
60° Angle or 70?
MeetingGunner7330@reddit
Shared in Alderaan babe!
Hope Kayden, Jayden and Zayden are doing alright x
Princ3Ch4rming@reddit
Jayden, Braden, Portia, Hunter, and Jackson are all fine but it dunt help their dad is in prison for that robbery
MeetingGunner7330@reddit
Dun nuffing wrong hun! Shame u won’t all be going 2 eyebeefa now innit
IllTransporter@reddit
I guess you could say they are okayden
caractacusbritannica@reddit
Snakes babe the lot of em. PM me hun cx
PureKushroom@reddit
Are these snakes still for sale? Pm me.
-FantasticAdventure-@reddit
Are the snakes still available? What’s the lowest you’ll go and will you deliver?
justanotherzom@reddit
Shared in Curanilahue, stay safe babes xxx
Legit_Vampire@reddit
2 Nd this around 4 years ago I saw two small crosses on our gatepost I didn't think anything of it at first until I saw the same 3 doors up ( which like me owned 2 dogs) then further up the road 1 cross ( where they owned 1 dog) the penny still didn't drop until there was an attempted dog snatch at the house further up the road. The latest I've seen ( around 3 months ago) was a stick resting against the fence with 1 pebble by it over the road was the same with 3 pebbles. Confused but when I asked local community police first thing they asked was do you own a motorbike? ( My husband does) & The fella over the road owns 3. So anything I noticed now either gets moved or rubbed off
_InvertedEight_@reddit
Fanks, bbz. Kids r cryin now. Just me an my lil wunz from now on. Gaz is a snek.
TheSmudge101@reddit
Shared in Miris Tirith and Osgiliath hunni x x
moatec@reddit
Shared in Milton Keynes xox
hlvd@reddit
Shared in Ulan Bator hun x
Juniper2324@reddit
DMd you hun
AskUK-ModTeam@reddit
A top level comment (one that is not a reply) should be a good faith and genuine attempt to answer the question.
Xaerob@reddit
I'm not an expert but I think it's chalk.
carolomnipresence@reddit
I think it's an urban myth.
AnxiousAppointment70@reddit
Were you out when the mornings or JWs came?
palacepaulse25@reddit
Potential KFC drive thru location
Inevitable_Panic5534@reddit
its a miracle ... praise Jesus
Orr-Man@reddit
Plague.
FewAnybody2739@reddit
It's so God doesn't kill you. I'm guessing you're a supporter of Israel?
Mental-Grape-7189@reddit
It means you’ve got the plague
Gullflyinghigh@reddit
Means Jesus is coming. Look busy.
6768191639@reddit
You’re my wife now Dave
Rastus547@reddit
It means there is nothing worth stealing here
Commercial_Emu_6020@reddit
You’ve got the plague
CriticalIngenuity259@reddit
You have been chosen. They will come soon.
delee76@reddit
I’ve read that burglars scope out houses and “mark “ them so their partner can rob it. Another explanation is a homeless person marked it as a signal that this is a safe place to maybe ask for water or a bit of help. Either way, wipe it off.
mudcrow1@reddit
Where did you read that? Was it in the Beano?
delee76@reddit
lol just various places online. I’m in the US so it may not be a thing there.
WonderSilver6937@reddit
It’s a myth, and a completely weird one at that, burglars aren’t leaving tiny little marks that aren’t even going to be spotted from anywhere other than being arms length away from it, over just saying “123 whatever road”.
DeadLetterOfficer@reddit
There's another way to let his partner know, just tell him the address. It's not a treasure hunt.
Richy99uk@reddit
The Knights Templar came to visit but you were out so left a message
shuvelhead1@reddit
It's to protect you from the hooded claw and keep vampires from your door...
jimmysavillespubes@reddit
eye ee eye ee eye ee eye
Ohnoyespleasethanks@reddit
Feels like fire
NeilDeWheel@reddit
I’m so in love with you
Trick-Station8742@reddit
The claaaaawww
obvious_daydream@reddit
THE POWER OF LOOOVVVVEE
won’t protect you from the dreaded cross!
Extension_Sun_377@reddit
Oh and thanks for the earworm now! 🤣
shuvelhead1@reddit
I know, sorry me too...lol
Extension_Sun_377@reddit
It's worked then!
shuvelhead1@reddit
Fantastic
achillems@reddit
Passover: The tenth plague is coming soon and people marks houses like this so the angel of death pass over their homes. You're safe homie.
Agitated_Slice_1446@reddit
It's government 5G chalk is that. They'll stop at nothing.
Flashy-Bookkeeper-82@reddit
hi there thanks s could be left by a criminal who has been chasing joints please this could mean house empty during day etc
Impossible_Ball_693@reddit
Freemasonics in the area have marked u.
Downtown-Friend-6314@reddit
Do you live in Dundee by any chance? There’s a nutter who goes around leaving these crosses absolutely EVERYWHERE. https://www.reddit.com/r/dundee/s/x3P0u7JRwm
Acrylic_Starshine@reddit
Thieves guild has marked you as friendly
TheFilthierTheBettR@reddit
That’s for the Angel of Death to tell whether he should kill your first born or not. Don’t worry, God ordered it 🥸😂😂
cornishpirate32@reddit
Your first born has been marked as a child sacrifice to the cult of odinism
YorkshireDuck91@reddit
Where I grew up, that’s apparent dog snatchers. Have you got a dog?
urmumr8s8outof8@reddit
You tell us, you put it there.
Pircster38@reddit
It's a cross.
Yatsplat@reddit
It’s to make sure you get passed over
fixingshitiswhatido@reddit
It usually means your property is a good pooping place for vampires
Stonebabytomahawk68@reddit
Chalk
sk6895@reddit
Well IF you believe this it means your house is a “good target”
Emphasis on word “if”
https://www.cheshire-live.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/secret-symbols-chalked-walls-spark-23381451
guzidi@reddit
I mean just judging op's house by that tiny photo, that definitely isn't true it looks well shit. Unless op's got a cannabis grow situation going on?
FlameFeather86@reddit
A wizard left it there. 14 dwarves will soon arrive asking you to help take back their home from a dragon.
christopia86@reddit
If there were 14 dwarves, they never would have asked Bilbo to join them.
FlameFeather86@reddit
Alright, so I can't count.
They would still need a burglar though, so would still need Bilbo.
AskUK-ModTeam@reddit
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Technical-Ocelot7484@reddit
You sir are marked for burglary, if you have dogs let them have some fun, if not, invest in a dog 😂
Just-Wolverine-5711@reddit
Never a good sign to be marked…
LickClitsSuckNips@reddit
That's not a cross, that's a sword and it's to signify when the revolution comes, you are to be revolutionised
AskUK-ModTeam@reddit
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JocastaH-B@reddit
Will it be televised though?
Minimum_Neck_7911@reddit
No dumbass from the 90s, it will be streamed on YouTube and twitch./s
No-Willingness-4097@reddit
Acccctually that songs from the 70s 🤓
Exact_Setting9562@reddit
Channel 5 have the rights.
So no.
Rabmccann12@reddit
I put that there and I will do it again until you stop licking my cat
AskUK-ModTeam@reddit
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scooseloosehoose@reddit
It means someone is going to steal your nan.
AskUK-ModTeam@reddit
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fried_gold_6@reddit
Don’t dead open inside
AskUK-ModTeam@reddit
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Jack-Rabbit-002@reddit
Means you're saved! Now convert to Islam not Christianity just to spite them
AskUK-ModTeam@reddit
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TacoBellyUpset@reddit
Spanish Inquisition
AskUK-ModTeam@reddit
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Euphoric-Program6667@reddit
It means your getting bummed
ukbot-nicolabot@reddit
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UnacceptableUse@reddit
!tlc
DesmondCartes@reddit
Passover
Ecstatic_Effective42@reddit
It means be thankful that your first born are safe from the 10th plague. Point and laugh at the horror being bestowed upon your unbelieving neighbours.
StingerAE@reddit
I'm torn now. Do I add one to my house so the angel of death passes by? Or do I not so the scrote of drug habit doens't break in?
It's a real coin flip.
4oclockinthemorning@reddit
Scrolled all the way down here like won't SOMEBODY think of the bible references
Standard-Peach9080@reddit
I’d wipe it off whatever it is
deleted_by_reddit@reddit
[removed]
UnacceptableUse@reddit
!tlc
ukbot-nicolabot@reddit
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ukbot-nicolabot@reddit
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Brave-Quarter8620@reddit
Galactic highway incoming, grab a towel and quickly sink a couple of pints...
AskUK-ModTeam@reddit
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TheSecretIsMarmite@reddit
Don't forget some packets of peanuts
imtheorangeycenter@reddit
Give them a chance and say earplugs too
Terrible-Amount-6550@reddit
Dog thieves! Shared, Shrewsbury x x
ukbot-nicolabot@reddit
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GuyOnTheInterweb@reddit
Jokes aside, you would want to wash away any such mark!
United_Evening_2629@reddit
Because criminal gangs are all about going up each and every path, checking for obscure markings. Rather than, you know, using Telegram.
Guerrenow@reddit
Well done guys xx shared Benidorm old town xx hows you? Is Janet still on a diet lol x
JFK1200@reddit
Message me hun, to many snakes on here xx
obvious_daydream@reddit
Too much to share on here message me hun xxxxxxx
cactusdan94@reddit
Dont forget to check yourself into A&E
Weird_Persimmon1777@reddit
Ok hun you must be fumming xxx
Weird_Persimmon1777@reddit
U ok hun? xxxxxxx
ScottyDug@reddit
Shared Tatooine x
CottontailTheBun@reddit
in the Degoba system I shared mmmm
No_Two_8549@reddit
That's terrible! Shared in The Netherlands. X X
StandardBanger@reddit
So awful!!! Shared Earendel. Stay safe hun X X
Mr_R_Pickering@reddit
Shared Qo'Nos but I'd like to see the P'takh try and take my Targ.
PozzieMozzie@reddit
Wait a minute,... Who are you? 😂
StandardBanger@reddit
No one would dare mess with you Ronnie.
gerrineer@reddit
I've just had a thing come up on reddit before I even posted it( yes it was unoriginal) .that told me to post something more original ! How do they know!
rev-fr-john@reddit
I read your reply, so obviously wrote the obligatory knapping of dogs thing and got the same message, which is pretty good, and explains why no one has mentioned the knapping of dogs.
the_topiary@reddit
Be safe luv, shared Timbuktu hun xoxo
West_Category_4634@reddit
You missed the "Hun'
notactuallyabrownman@reddit
Stares Attilaly.
Terrible-Amount-6550@reddit
Fixed it
West_Category_4634@reddit
Thanks Hun! Xd.
obvious_daydream@reddit
PM me for details!
Nihi1istic0ptimist@reddit
Hun, gotta be careful! Shared, McMurdo Station luv x
Guerrenow@reddit
Well done guys xx shared Benidorm old town xx hows you? Is Janet still on a diet lol x
More-Magician4492@reddit
Bastards! X
TheOnlyOneOfThy@reddit
It's a symbol of a Rooster foot, meaning do not burgle this house or else you'll get Kentuckied.
No_Preference9093@reddit
It means your house is scheduled for felling.
AskUK-ModTeam@reddit
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Much-Fall-9515@reddit
You have got aids
ukbot-nicolabot@reddit
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Rude-Quantity-4300@reddit
Youve been marked for death!!!!!
This-Worth1478@reddit
Just look up the mark that makes your house a bad target and switch it to that.
ChillCommissar@reddit
Looks like chalk.
Could be a marker for thieves, could be kids arsing around, could be a door-to-door devout marking their territory.
Cognitiveshadow1@reddit
Yeah. It’ll be a marker for thieves. I mean they could use the existing markers like numbers and shit, but, your Facebook logic is far more likely to
ChillCommissar@reddit
Honestly, who knows with such a benign mark.
OP could be marking holes for fixing Christmas lights at thos point, how will we ever know!?
The_Dark_Vampire@reddit
I think you should wipe it off.
I could never go into a house with that on the door
LahmiaTheVampire@reddit
I know the feeling.
Loud-Olive-8110@reddit
Good job you weren't invited 🧛
WatchingTellyNow@reddit
Name checks out! 🧛♂️
MissingLink101@reddit
Username checks out
sbaldrick33@reddit
Plague house.
dino-bess-dusty@reddit
It’s a cross
CottontailTheBun@reddit
Call the police
thecrius@reddit
Those are thieves marks. Remove it if you can. Usually something that Roms do.
GrumpyOldFart74@reddit
It’s to let everybody know you have the plague
smoulderstoat@reddit
The White Death.
Unendingeyeroll@reddit
Chalk.
shingaladaz@reddit
Marked to be burgled?
ACoffeeBeanOnTheEdge@reddit
If it’s new, and whether you have a path to your door, or directly on the road side, wash it off, now
SwimSpiritual2413@reddit
Have you got dogs? Aot of dog thieves will mark a house if they think there's a dog worth stealing for someone to come back later, if so, keep them indoors and get rid of the mark.
Pthex44@reddit
Seriously though, why would they use this technique given that every detective on facebook is wise to it? Rather than say… noting down / remembering / telling someone an address?
SwimSpiritual2413@reddit
My guess is it's to complicated for them, it's probably easier to to have a designated area to drive round in a van and see which house has been marked. No digital trail or anything that leads back to them apart from a innocuous mark on someone's door that as people have said any kids could do.
cgknight1@reddit
Or mark on google maps...
Pthex44@reddit
Thnx hun xx
SwimSpiritual2413@reddit
No trouble.
Lava-Is-All-You-Need@reddit
just kisses, no hugs
firthy@reddit
Bring out your dead!
JagoHazzard@reddit
Secret hobo language.
madcaplaughed@reddit
bad news mate. you’ve got the plague
CurrencyForsaken2586@reddit
Treasure is buried in that wall as far as I know
Perversia_Rayne@reddit
Chalk
McgoranM@reddit
lol kinda scaryy
No-Courage4410@reddit
You are in the favor of our lord. Call the Vatican.
Forum_Lurker42@reddit
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition
Jenkes_of_Wolverton@reddit
It'll be where the workmen plan to dig a trench for cables to install a camera