These people's meekness never ceases to amaze me
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PaulieHehehe@reddit
As far as I’m concerned, anyone that enters another’s home uninvited and with ill intent, especially in the dead of night, needs to assume they will be shot.
NordicWolf7@reddit
And deserves it.
Matty221998@reddit
In Canada, if you even wound an intruder without giving them a warning, you will be charged. The police here once told citizens to leave their car keys by the front door so that intruders don’t venture into your house and possibly hurt you
poop-machines@reddit
That's not true. You're expected to use a reasonable amount of force.
They told people to warn them because then they much less likely to get into trouble with the law.
I'll get downvoted for this but Americans view that someone taking your property deserves to die is honestly ridiculous, its such an extreme reaction that is not at all proportional.
Matty221998@reddit
Yeah but no judge is going to accept that shooting someone without warning was reasonable force. Especially if the guy lives and tells the police that I just ambushed him
stationhollow@reddit
How does a dead person tell police if you warned them or not?
Matty221998@reddit
It’s for this reason that people will tell you if you shoot someone in self defence in Canada, to make sure they’re dead before calling the police.
poop-machines@reddit
He said hurting someone, not killing.
UnplacatablePlate@reddit
I on the other hand find the view that you need to risk your life for the benefit of a criminal who is trying to rob you and/or potentially kill you ridiculous.
DA_40k@reddit
You don't need to risk your life for the benefit of the criminal. The way the law is worded is that if your life is in danger then lethal force is acceptable.
Someone being in your house is scary, yes absolutely, but not necessarily going to cause you harm. I.e. shooting someone without giving them a chance to run away would not be legal. But if you shout at them and they advance with a weapon then there is more legal protection for defending yourself.
It just means that you can't legally execute people for being on your property, which does happen in the States.
_v___v_@reddit
I see both sides, but you're both right, and you're both wrong to some degree. On the one hand I don't think theft merits death, but on the other hand, the resident can't divine the intention of the home invader. Announcing your presence to afford them the chance to flee also affords them the opportunity to engage. If the home owner isn't highly trained to deal with split second decisions/reactions in a highly stressful situation they're inherently increasing the risk to themselves by reducing their element of surprise.
I'm not going to bat for that argument, but I can't ignore that it has validity either.
Note: from Australia and gun crime is comparatively non-existent, so impartial... maybe?
Omega_brownie@reddit
Especially if there's children in the house, you can't take chances.
almostasenpai@reddit
Yes but that would imply that a 4chan user has had sex at some point
kdhd4_@reddit
Oh, no, he just takes them from the local park.
Maz2742@reddit
You take yours from the park? Did you get banned from the child library (aka "school")?
bitch_whip_bill@reddit
Ah man, such a good selection there too
stationhollow@reddit
You can exchange them for a new one too
kdhd4_@reddit
I was just talking about OOP's case. Personally I take mine from the local graveyard, it's like lootboxes, you never know what you're gonna get until you open it.
HillbillyGainTrain@reddit
I’m not taking chances with my own life either, the fuck?
Omega_brownie@reddit
I never said otherwise, just that the stakes were higher with kids.
jackedcatman@reddit
Shooting at people in the dark inside a house is smart especially if there’s children around, everyone seems to agree.
Sheetrock won’t stop all bullets just do everyone’s aware, so try to make a right triangle with the kids and the intruders, so the kids aren’t hit when you exchange fire.
IudexJudy@reddit
You can put a flashlight on a gun or turn on a light
UglyInThMorning@reddit
Flashlight on the gun is less likely to blind you, more likely to blind them, and still allows you to identify the target. Turning on a light can make you easier to see and makes both parties eyes need to adjust. Always use the option that gives you an advantage.
IudexJudy@reddit
All my guns that can take em have WMLs but sometimes it ain’t an option still, a handheld flashlight works too lol
UglyInThMorning@reddit
My shotgun has a foregrip that’s a 400 lumen flashlight that can go into a strobe mode, plus a laser sight. It’s a bit extra but hey, I’ll take all the possible advantages.
IudexJudy@reddit
Yeah I just have a TLR7A on my CZ and a Scout Pro on my AR lmao
UglyInThMorning@reddit
Jealous, I’d rather have an AR for my HD gun but alas, my state thinks they’re the devil. So instead I have a shotgun with all the scary features but none of the being banned because it isn’t semi-auto.
Tthelaundryman@reddit
Nothing is illegal in my state except for drugs. My preferred home defense is shotgun. Birdshot will hardly go through Sheetrock and inside a home distance is still more than enough stopping power
UglyInThMorning@reddit
5.56 meets the requirements to make a reliable stop while also not blowing through as much Sheetrock as most other options (including buckshot). Fast, light, and unstable>>> slow, heavy, and stable. Or even slow, light, and stable.
Tthelaundryman@reddit
What the hell are you taking about?! 5.56 will probably go through every single interior wall in the average house. First video I found without trying https://youtu.be/X0qgQoej5zE?si=MJpdx35fGVyLaYHa
IudexJudy@reddit
Hollow points exist, this is a highly debated topic and it’s widely accepted that .223 is the best round for home defense
Tthelaundryman@reddit
https://youtu.be/Qw8IiRgSMFQ?si=CclmJNh5gmRRALHe
This is a better video. Hollow point 223 through two interior walls and one exterior wall. Still a bad idea
IudexJudy@reddit
Birdshot has 1-2 inches of penetration you are going to get shot to death in your own home
Tthelaundryman@reddit
Here’s a great content, low quality video. https://youtu.be/zaR1EVybUgc?si=pCkVxn4QPfx8dfym
Tthelaundryman@reddit
You talk like you’ve never lost your entire face in one blow
UglyInThMorning@reddit
Really the best defense against over penetration is hitting what you’re shooting at. Shooting less times helps too.
I can’t find the old test I was looking for but the numbers are all over the fucking place. I think the space between drywall layers makes a big difference because in the case of .223, the box of truth test shows significant drop that shows the tumbling bullet is slowing down substantially. Evaluating drywall layers by putting a bunch of sheets 4” apart is a terrible way to test if you want to reflect real world conditions anyway, since that’s not how houses are built.
Tthelaundryman@reddit
I found a very good video. If you don’t miss hollow point is fine. If you miss it’s still going through every wall.
https://youtu.be/Qw8IiRgSMFQ?si=CclmJNh5gmRRALHe
Tthelaundryman@reddit
I used to work in property maintenance and we have a lovely fellow shoot a 9mm in his house and it went through 9 interior walls and died in the brick on the exterior. It went through two studs the long ways (3 1/2” of wood twice). And the path was not straight across walls. It was angled
IudexJudy@reddit
You are the most right here lmao
UglyInThMorning@reddit
Trying to find the test data I read, may be a minute
IudexJudy@reddit
Love me Arizona haha
TheIronGnat@reddit
Here in America, we have a thing called light switches. Electricity might be confusing to a landless peasant like yourself, but believe it or not, you can turn on a light, use a flashlight, hell, you can even have your smart home turn on all the lights for you at a voice command. It might sound like magic to you, but it's real here in the USA.
jackedcatman@reddit
Turning on the lights keeps the bullets from hitting kids obviously.
TheIronGnat@reddit
What even is aim?
jackedcatman@reddit
I can tell you’re a poor person because you worry about intruders.
TheIronGnat@reddit
You've got it backwards. Intruders worry about me.
jackedcatman@reddit
A poor person that intruders worry about is still a poor person.
TheIronGnat@reddit
The world trembles at the power of your logic, sir.
jackedcatman@reddit
Just move to a better neighborhood.
TheIronGnat@reddit
I moved in with your mom.
jackedcatman@reddit
That makes me the kid you’re going to shoot when you get into your low class gunfights.
RaiderCat_12@reddit
I clearly just need to shoot my hot steamy jizz all over the intruder, my cumshots so big I don’t even have to worry about aiming :3
TheIronGnat@reddit
I shot some kids into your mom.
hgstream@reddit
How can you both go to sleep today and be proud of whatever bullshit you just said here. Holy fuck.
Gullible_Fruit7899@reddit
"you're homeless? just buy a house!"
jackedcatman@reddit
If you’re homeless then intruders aren’t an issue for you.
Gullible_Fruit7899@reddit
did a brick fell on your head when you were born?
Termiborg@reddit
Strategy.
You know your home, and can navigate in the dark. The intruder probably doesn't.
BannedSvenhoek86@reddit
They don't know about the cannon with grapeshot loaded at the top of the stairs, that's for sure.
VicisSubsisto@reddit
Just as the Founding Fathers intended.
Dinosaur_Wrangler@reddit
Tally Ho, lads!
creamulum078@reddit
No I fucking can't. I can't see for fucking shit.
TheIronGnat@reddit
Have you tried opening your eyes?
sonicboom5058@reddit
Skill issue
Gettinrekt1@reddit
What a chud
TheIronGnat@reddit
Chad is spelled with an "a" here in the USA
Gettinrekt1@reddit
Post a picture of you standing on a scale.
Candid_Benefit_6841@reddit
A solid, healthy frame of 400 pounds.
Thats like 800 kilometers to you.
TheIronGnat@reddit
Gotta Venmo me for things like that, big boy.
DumbNTough@reddit
You can even have Amazon Alexa deploy the Claymore Roomba while playing Angel by Sarah McLachlan at max volume over wireless speakers.
We truly live in a halcyon age.
TheIronGnat@reddit
Alexa intruder alert:
Say: "So you have chosen death"
Play "Slave Knight Gael" from Dark Souls III Soundtrack on Spotify
Set volume to maximum
Turn on all lights, set to red
Activate all Roombas
DumbNTough@reddit
"Hand it over, that thing. Your 🅱️utt Hole."
DarylInDurham@reddit
A cop once (unofficially) recommended to me using a sawed off shotgun loaded with buckshot for home defence. You don't have to be good at aiming and the pellets won't have much lethal velocity after going through a couple layers of sheetrock.
John-Sex@reddit
Watch Paul Harrell's videos on it. The buckshot will go through multiple walls. You want birdshot, which, contrary to fudd lore, is very much more than lethal indoor ranges
jackedcatman@reddit
Ideally I’d like some type of drone gun with facial recognition software set to not kill anyone in my contacts.
DAM0091@reddit
Do none of you people have night vision goggles?
DAM0091@reddit
Most people don't want to kill kids. So use this to your advantage, and position them as human shields to protect you from the intruder
J3wb0cc4@reddit
There’s this really cool invention called electricity now. It can be purposed into a little device called a flashlight or as a light switch. You should look it up it’s really cool. Oh and also try some critical thinking before making a comment about something you know nothing about.
Pepperonidogfart@reddit
Exactly. If you hit one of the kids through the wall the insurance pay out could be huge. Firing indiscriminately into the dark is the best way to protect the family.
albena_r@reddit
In Europe we use proportional force, or it is in fact murder.
mogley1992@reddit
They want to hope the residents have a gun, otherwise that can also be a good way to get yourself beaten to death with a lamp.
Grabsch@reddit
I think burglary doesn't warrant death. But if someone dies while burgling then you wont catch me being upset about it either.
If you sneak up on a sleeping lion and kick him in the balls I may find it disproportionate when you're getting mauled; but I won't feel sorry about it.
adamcmorrison@reddit
The dude didn’t kill him because he was burglaring. He killed him because it was dead of night and he’s inside his house illegally and maliciously with his family inside. That does warrant death.
logaboga@reddit
1) the post says nothing about his family
2) there’s no way to discern the intention of the perp
it’s still fully justified to shoot him, but don’t make up shit. He could’ve been there to burgle, he could’ve been there because he was drunk and confused what house he was in, he could’ve been there to shit in OP’s shoes, but there’s nothing that outlines he had a malicious intent to hurt op
adamcmorrison@reddit
Even if it’s just him the point stands and intention of the perp is irrelevant. He’s breaking and entering.
squiddybro@reddit
You should ask what the intention of the person who is breaking into your house in the middle of the night is, he might have good reason to be in your house! - average liberal
adamcmorrison@reddit
Right like wtf
squiddybro@reddit
mental gymnastics to defend a burglar lmao. Average liberal
JusticeRain5@reddit
Mental gymnastics to assume they're defending a burglar
meanbeanking@reddit
But he still wasn’t shot because he was trying to steal shit. He was shot for breaking and entering into someone’s house in the middle of the night. Anything after that move doesn’t matter.
casey-primozic@reddit
What if the perp is mentally ill and is disoriented?
meanbeanking@reddit
Then I’m not waiting around to find out what a disoriented mentally ill person is going to do to me. If the described person is breaking into my home in the middle of the night so many other people have failed them before this point. Their death would be on them.
UglyInThMorning@reddit
Typically someone who’s just after stuff won’t break into an occupied house because of the risk of getting shot. If you’re breaking into a house with people in it, you can pretty reliably be assumed to have some extremely ill intent.
Prudent_Jelly9390@reddit
or they are super drunk and went into the wrong house
indiefolkfan@reddit
I have been super drunk before. Not once have I ever tried to break into someone else's home believing it was my own. I've never understood the "maybe he was drunk" argument.
maxxslatt@reddit
We exist bro despite your bigotry
UglyInThMorning@reddit
I saw “wrong house” drunk one time when I was an EMT, and they didn’t try to break in and just passed out on a porch.
Smachymo@reddit
Ye. Got real drunk at a house I’d never been to before. Left to go grab something from my car down the street and accidentally tried to go into their neighbors house. Fortunately for all of us the door was locked and I realized pretty quickly I was at the wrong house but drunken accidents can and do happen. Drunkenly breaking into a house you know you don’t belong in isn’t an accident tho. Takes way more effort than most people realize to break a window or any other way to force entry. Doesn’t happen accidentally drunk or not
UglyInThMorning@reddit
There was a college kid that got shot for trying to get into the wrong house like two years ago, and there was a huge uproar on reddit until like two days later when it was released that he had repeatedly tried to boot the door in, the homeowners had called 911 and yelled at him to stop, and he only got shot after breaking the window and reaching in to unlock the door.
Even if he was just at the wrong house it’s definitely enough to assume he’s gonna be violent if he gets in.
Smachymo@reddit
Yep, pretty much. It’s exceptionally rare to get shot just for being on someone else’s property. Hell, we used to have dumb teenagers sneak on to the back of our property to drink and never once did I think, oh I gotta go shoot these fools. But if they started giving me any sort of resistance when I told them to clear out, you’d best believe I was ready to defend myself.
indiefolkfan@reddit
Lexington, KY? Same thing happened here except said college kid was also on a cocktail of different drugs.
UglyInThMorning@reddit
This was the South Carolina one. The kid was from CT so a lot of people near me were talking about it. I think there was one in Denver a bit before that, where the guy broke through a glass door and attacked the homeowner before getting shot.
A lot of the “wrong house” shootings weren’t the ones people think of where someone is just knocking on a door while blotto, they’re usually agressive and out of their mind on substances.
Gold_Smoke89@reddit
how's the occupant supposed to know any of that? these are split second decisions running on adrenaline and and survival instinct.
Prudent_Jelly9390@reddit
For sure, I'm not saying the occupant isn't in the right or that being blacked out drunk is an excuse for anything. It was more of a general thought.
chad_starr@reddit
Well he never committed even burglary because he was stopped in this instance. But once the home invasion happens a reasonable person doesn't know exactly what to expect, it could be a mere burglar or it could be a psychopathic killer.
Diezelbub@reddit
According to many reddit users Sharon Tate should've asked the Manson family "wait a minute, what are you planning to do here?" first if she had a chance to open fire
davaidavai325@reddit
You’re confusing burglary with larceny
SaintCambria@reddit
Breaking and entering just shows me they value my stuff more than their health.
Muvseevum@reddit
That’ll happen. 🤷♂️
EpicIshmael@reddit
Why do you believe in anything a green-text tells you?
DokeyOakey@reddit
What about ill-intent to top someone.
Pokemonzu@reddit
We call that rape
DokeyOakey@reddit
Wrong sub, killjoy.
sirbananajazz@reddit
Yeah being a rapist is still bad
DokeyOakey@reddit
Check the sub, bitch.
STANAGs@reddit
Well jeez just ring the doorbell and tell me that so I can let you in.
DokeyOakey@reddit
Naw, I sneak through the back door!
scottlapier@reddit
Hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband! Cause they rapin everybody out here!
PaulieHehehe@reddit
Cultural-Company282@reddit
That's still ill intent. Unless it's your mom's house. Then it's just how she makes her living.
DokeyOakey@reddit
I have intent to top your Dad and assault his prostate.
KelticQT@reddit
Either getting shot, or backshots
slothboss@reddit
In america? Oh yeah
a_sonUnique@reddit
Americans and killing each other with guns. What a dumb country.
EffablyIneffable@reddit
You are assuming that the average idiot has the self awareness to even think about this kind of thing. Brave of you to make a statement like this.
moshimoshi2345@reddit
Only in america
Taaargus@reddit
Only America has the concept of self defense? People breaking into homes in the middle of the night isn't threatening in Europe?
moshimoshi2345@reddit
In my country it’s safe enough to consider calling the police and both parties not dying within the next 5 minutes because gun regulation is strict.
Taaargus@reddit
Knives exist, and larger people can kill smaller people.
Home invasion is literally less common in the US than plenty of countries in Europe. Doesn't change the basic facts of the matter about how terrifying it is to have someone break into your home.
The fact that we're sitting here acting like breaking into an occupied house is some mundane, harmless act is obscene.
moshimoshi2345@reddit
I never said people breaking in is some harmless act? Holy mental gymnastics. I just pointed out america and it’s gun problem
Taaargus@reddit
In the context of saying somehow you're safe when you have a home invader in your house and somehow people who want to be able to defend themselves in that situation are being ridiculous.
moshimoshi2345@reddit
The comment i first replied to literally said the intruder will get shot.
Taaargus@reddit
Saying the intruder should "assume they will get shot" isn't the same as saying "the home owner is going to hunt you down and kill you". Breaking in to a house is more than enough basis to validate any means of self defense is the point of the comment.
moshimoshi2345@reddit
My comment is pointing out that thinking of shooting the intruder is absurd enough and is only possible for americans. And this is the second comment of me saying I’m talking about america’s gun problem, I hope you’re smart enough to realise that I’m not arguing whether or not we should defend ourselves.
Taaargus@reddit
Ok but guns are a method of defending yourself. Why would you possibly be in agreement that defending yourself is legitimate in this situation, and then critique a method of defending yourself?
moshimoshi2345@reddit
It was just funny that the first self defense method that americans can think of is to shoot somebody.
Taaargus@reddit
Ok, again you've looped back around to misinterpreting the comment.
Saying a home invader should "assume they'll be shot" is not the same as saying "shooting someone is the only form of self defense". It's saying "a person who breaks into a house is creating a situation where they may be shot". Entirely different statements.
moshimoshi2345@reddit
I never said americans think of shooting someone as the only form of self defense? I just said that it’s the first thing that they think of when someone is trespassing…
Taaargus@reddit
I'm seriously confused about how you're processing this.
The initial comment has nothing to do with how people think about defending themselves. It's about the situation that the home invader is causing. They are creating a situation that could lead to death or injury, and they would be solely responsible.
That's the point. It has nothing to do with how an American imagines defending themselves. It has everything to do with the type of risk the home invader is taking.
moshimoshi2345@reddit
He literally said the intruder has to assume they will be shot, not kicked, not punched, not stabbed, not getting the police called, literally being shot. How is comprehending that hard?
Taaargus@reddit
I mean when you're taking an extremely risky action you should strongly consider the worst outcome. That's the actual point being made. Idk why you're having so much trouble seeing that.
moshimoshi2345@reddit
Yeah, the point for the original comment. My comment was a side remark on how americans think of shooting someone as their first thought because of their unregulated gun law.
Taaargus@reddit
And here we go again. For the millionth time, saying that someone breaking into the house should "assume they'll be shot" as a potential consequence is not at all the same as saying "Americans think of shooting someone right away".
Only about 30% of Americans personally own a gun in the first place. You are completely and repeatedly misunderstanding the implication of the comment you responded to.
moshimoshi2345@reddit
We’re both arguing to a wall at this point, have a good day
Svejkos@reddit
Nope, it actually isnt. Thats the neat part
AsinusRex@reddit
Dumb take, I live in Europe and if someone broke into my house in the middle of the night they'll get their hair parted with an axe. That's why I keep an axe close at hand.
Svejkos@reddit
Well no one is breaking into apartments, they would have to go through like three doors and few cameras. And thats the most dogshit communist building
Catsindahood@reddit
Do these people not notice the BREAK in breaking in? That involves they imported their way in, which is automatically threatening.
The_Junton@reddit
I mean it is, it just doesn't happen as much
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
It also has much less risk of death and injury for both the victim and the intruder, since neither party are in the mindset of "They might have a gun".
The_Junton@reddit
You'd think they'd do it more then though right?
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
I guess the conclusion then is that Americans are more violent. Intruders want to kill and victims want any excuse to gun someone down.
revhartle@reddit
Me when im debating a home invader in the marketplace of ideas
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
"Don't engage with the intruder" isn't even an idea in your mind lol.
Taaargus@reddit
No ones said that isn't a good response, but acting like it's the only thing to be prepared for is ridiculous. Home invaders aren't typically stable or law abiding buddy.
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
Home invaders are, however, typically unarmed and typically looking for quick grabs of valuables. They aren't exactly teams of armed mercenaries systemically turning over every room in the house.
Taaargus@reddit
You do realize you're placing a lot of faith in the good intentions of people committing a serious crime right?
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
No, I'm telling people to prioritise their own safety and not put themselves in unnecessary danger. Which is the advice everyone is given for any kind of crime.
If you are not in immediate danger, then you have no need to escalate the situation. If you can hide, hide. If you can run, run. You only do anything more if neither of those options are available.
Charging after an unknown assailant is how you turn a home insurance claim into a life insurance claim.
Taaargus@reddit
Ok. And nothing here, other than your own interpretation, is saying someone should charge at a burglar.
But plenty of people live in apartments or small homes. The idea that there's some safe place when someone has broken into your house in the middle of the night, and the only acceptable answer is to hide and you'll be completely fine, is asinine.
The home invader is in the wrong here and isn't some wonderful citizen, you understand that right? We're talking about a very extreme scenario. Extreme response is completely appropriate. Being prepared to defend yourself is completely appropriate.
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
It stops being defence when you leave safety and go into the unknown with no idea who or what is out there, you get that right?
Taaargus@reddit
You're in your own fucking house dude. Are you really saying walking around your house is somehow making yourself the aggressor now?
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
No, I'm saying that it's not a defensive act to walk around your house looking for an invader.
Taaargus@reddit
Again you're being fucking ridiculous. First off, it's not like a burglar announces "hey I'm in your house for your stuff" and you say "ok sure I'll hide over here take your time". You'd hear a bunch of noise and wonder what the fuck is going on and naturally go check it out.
And again you're acting like people have complexes where something happening in the kitchen is easy to hide from. If you're in a 2 or 3 room house or apartment that's not at all how reality works.
The moment someone breaks into a home they are the aggressor and anything that happens after that is self defense by the home owner. End of story. Stop being ridiculous.
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
So,
Either you don't suspect anything bad and aren't carrying a weapon to begin with.
Or you do suspect something in which case you should be hiding.
That is how it works. This isn't a request to get onto a completely different floor of your house or a dedicated safety room, this is just staying safe.
Shooting a thief in the back when they're escaping from your home does not constitute reasonable force used in self-defence in quite a few places.
But no, even if that's not true in the US you're only acting in "self defence" legally. You're still being an unsafe idiot by putting yourself in harm's way.
Taaargus@reddit
You're absolutely wrong. Harming someone who has illegally entered your home is 100% self defense everywhere in the world.
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
...No. No it isn't. Anywhere that has reasonable force laws for self-defence would stop you being able to kill them if you knew they were unarmed and stops you doing anything to them if they're retreating.
Taaargus@reddit
Breaking into someone's home is a hostile act in every country on earth.
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
And now you're avoiding replying to what I said to keep making obvious statements that I never disagreed with.
Unbothered_centrist@reddit
You're talking about burglars, who typicaly prefers empty homes, a home invader knows people are or is stupid enough to not bother checking, both cases are dangerous and unpredictable.
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
Even more reason to stay out of their way then.
Unbothered_centrist@reddit
You think they will let you?
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
Considering this entire conversation is about not going near them in the first place, yes.
If they deliberately are targeting people then that is a whole different discussion. Hide yourself in the corner of a room behind where the door swings across with a weapon if it comes to it.
clotifoth@reddit
Internet badass martial artist
HIYA! MY BOJUTSU!
clotifoth@reddit
You're making vast psychological, socioencomic, psychosexual assumptions in favor of your safety in a highly unknown, highly variable and volatile situation.
"Yeah, don't worry about nuclear reactor safety precautions. Auto shutoff? Aaah, the reactors probably fine! We're all safe here. Someone built this reactor to be safe and if it's not, I'll just call the cops. I know every variable of the situation without even looking. Let's all leave the nuke plant for the day and have a picnic."
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
"Run and hide instead of confronting an unknown danger" is a series of vast assumptions?
I do like the comparison to a nuclear reactor, one of the safest things on the planet because of how many contingencies there are on top of how unlikely it is for something to go wrong.
The_Junton@reddit
Yeah I guess gun culture in America is a lot more extreme than it is elsewhere
Taaargus@reddit
You're being ridiculous. For starters, you're clearly thinking of "the world" as "America and Europe". Second, you're obviously downplaying what would be a completely terrifying scenario for anyone in the world. No one is feeling hunky dory when they have a break in in the middle of the night.
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
If it's a "completely terrifying scenario" then they should be away and in hiding and not putting themselves in a position where they are forced into a kill-or-be-killed situation.
And yet from this post and some of these comments you'd think people are hoping for it and are just so absolutely certain they'd shoot at intruders.
Taaargus@reddit
Ah yes the only reasonable reaction is to just make life easier for the burglar. How dare the person whose actual house it is be prepared to defend themselves against an intruder. The brainrot is intense.
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
Yes. That is the point of home insurance. That is the point of keeping you and your fanily safe - By not putting you or them in harm's way. Did you never listen to any advice about getting mugged? You give them whatever they ask for. Someone tries to attack you? Run from them, hide from them, only fight back as an absolute last resort.
It is not reasonable to charge down your stairs ready to attack whoever's there when you don't even know how many there are nor if they're armed nor if they're going to run from the house or kill you.
Taaargus@reddit
Which is not at all what anyone here is saying.
What about the plenty likely scenario where you hide with your family and then the invader comes upstairs and finds you there? What then? Just trust that they're stable and only there for your belongings?
You're placing massive faith in the reasonableness of a fucking home invader dude.
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
That's not "plenty likely" at all. Attitude like that is starting to make it obvious why so many people advocate for shooting first to begin with. Nearly 50% of home invasions involve the criminal fleeing without confronting the occupants and a noticeable majority do not result in any injury to the occupants according to the first study I found on the topic.
That is what the vast, vast majority of invasions are after yes. If they were after your life you wouldn't have time to even get ready. There's plenty of cases on that.
It is not a difficult thing - Hide with a weapon, use it if you need to. If your "home invader" opens the door to reveal an unarmed 20-something who bolts the second they see you awake and aware then you know there's no point following. If they walk in with a knife and see you have a gun then you can figure out fairly quickly if you need to shoot them or phone the police as they run off. If they have a gun and are planning to use it then they've already got the advantage, are likely to fire the second they see you and so I don't really see what is supposed to change if you run down on your own to get shot.
Taaargus@reddit
Ok so now you're just saying the same thing as everyone else. Hide with a weapon is exactly what you've been seemingly railing against this whole time.
Again you continue to act like everyone's in a mansion or something. If you're in a 1 bedroom apartment what then? You're supposed to feel safe one room over from a person who's decided to break into your home?
Home invasions are literally more common per capita in much of europe (France in particular) than the US btw.
5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi@reddit
No? You're supposed to not go into that other room.
Kardinale@reddit
I think you need a brain scan your amygdala seems to be dysfunctional
sputnik67897@reddit
What a dumb fucking comment that you know is incorrect. What a fucking clown
ApXv@reddit
If you harm the intruder here in Norway you will likely get charged. Police have said call them and let the intruder do it's thing
Taaargus@reddit
That's not really true based on basic googling about the law. Norway allows self defense in defense of property. It does say some stuff about proportionality but there's also no indication that any harm at all would mean you're at fault.
It's also just not at all practical in a country where police may easily be a half hour away in remote areas so even if your impression is correct that's absurd and shouldn't be how it works at all.
https://www.advokats.no/en/innsikt/necessity-defense-and-legal-self-help-in-norwegian-criminal-law-when-can-you-take-the-law-into-your-own-hands
AbIaZoLUTEMadMaN28@reddit
Good. That's the way it should be, only racists want to hurt intruders. Diversity is your strength.
-DubiousCreature-@reddit
When it comes to using firearms yeah basically only America and the Czech Republic really.
Taaargus@reddit
Hilarious how Europeans shit on Americans for a lack of global awareness and then when these conversations come up they're the ones who act like the only places that exist are America and Europe.
clotifoth@reddit
Thanks for going out of your way to represent and reinforce our human fraternity here today.
Mostly, when I see Euros self identify, it's to establish a position of supremacy from which they may freely, ethically lash out at all others with much of their emotional weight.
It's refreshing to see you defending the fact that home defense is a human concept, and using your European identity to highlight how diverse human peoples all have a need for safety.
More people should do like you did instead of how I described my observations. Have a good day, please receive great returns on any of your endeavors today.
Beowulf33232@reddit
Don't worry, there was an American woman a few years back that pulled a longsword on an intruder and kept hjm in the corner bleeding and crying until the cops showed up.
GalaXion24@reddit
Incredibly based. This is actually why people shouldn't have guns, they should honourably defend their homes using a sword, and deliver the vagrants to the justices of the realm, like God intended 🙏
Unbothered_centrist@reddit
In a restricted space, such as a home, I believe a spear, or better yet, a polearm, would be a far more effective and convenient weapon due to its reach, easy to perform attacks and sheer area denial potential.
chigbungus7@reddit
'Restricted space' - a shortsword would be better than a long unwieldy polearm. Just like a handgun is better than a rifle here
PapaMoBucks@reddit
A shouldered rifle protrudes from your body as much, if not less than a handgun outstretched. A shouldered rifle is much faster to aim, keep on target, and engage with follow up shots. A shouldered rifle with a sling thrown over your head is a much harder thing to take from you in a scuffle than a handgun. A centerfire rifle round delivers more energy on target than any pistol round, meaning you need to fire fewer of them, limiting your risk of missing with one. Lastly, modern clamberings and bullet design means you can choose a rifle round that won't overpenetrate walls etc. like great-grandpa's .30-06 would.
A handgun is a massive compromise in effectiveness to gain concealability and ease of carry. That's it.
QuixoticCoyote@reddit
But I can't go Akimbo and look like a badass from an early 2000s action flick with a rifle.
CHECK. MATE. RANDOM REDDITOR!!!
PapaMoBucks@reddit
Tell me you don't even lift without telling me you don't even lift. Bro.
QuixoticCoyote@reddit
Nah man, I just get the largest caliber handguns I can find and break my wrists after the first shot like a cool person.
Gyms are gross and for plebs. Won't catch me with that shit.
PapaMoBucks@reddit
My hero. I beg of you: please, teach me your ways!
chigbungus7@reddit
Yes rifles are better, but caught off guard in a small house, id rather have a pistol. And 9mm is plenty
PapaMoBucks@reddit
What does a handgun do that an 8.5" barrelled AR "braced pistol" or registered SBR, chambered in 300 Blackout, won't do better? When SWAT or Delta guys kick doors in, do they have pistols drawn, or rifles shouldered? Literally, the only thing a pistol offers is concealability. It compromises every other element of functionality for that. A shouldered rifle gives you three or four points of contact with the gun. Both hands, your shoulder, and your cheek. A handgun provides two, at best. More points of contact means easier to control, at every skill level. If I'm engaging in activities that might strip me of my freedom, if I don't do them p e r f e c t l y, I want to stack every odd in my favor. And ease of use is a really big odd to stack one way, or the other. Also, look at hospital ER statistics. Handgun wounds are much more survivable than rifle wounds. By like an order of magnitude.
chigbungus7@reddit
It was an offhand general statement based on barrel length. By providing an 8 inch barrel AR as an example youre agreeing that shorter is better for this? Also if i can disable the guy but not kill him thats a win in my book, maybe not for you i guess
PapaMoBucks@reddit
Yes. The shortest thing you can shoulder and put your cheek on is going to be the easiest to handle in a building. 9mm works, but it's quickly outclassed by more modern rounds. If you want to stick to pistol calibers and handgun format, I'd strongly suggest a Flux Raider. It adds a smidgen of weight and OAL to a Sig 320, but you have a place to hold it up front, a piece to "accidentally" shoulder (if you cant or dont intend to register it as an SBR), a static optic mount for much more efficient aiming and follow ups and a QD sling mount. It's the best compromise at this that's ever existed. Most of the benefits of a rifle with the footprint and weight of a giant handgun. And they're a ton of fun to train with.
mergelong@reddit
Pistol seems like it would be much easier to work corners and thresholds with. I think a shortened shotgun has its merits as well.
In the end most likely familiarity and training consistently with the firearm is probably more important than the firearm itself.
PapaMoBucks@reddit
Oh, yeah, practice is key. I'd rather someone train with and use a rock to throw than keep any firearm in the house with no training behind it.
mergelong@reddit
Given that the average home intruder is unarmored, something lightweight and nimble like an épée or smallsword would likely suffice
Beowulf33232@reddit
I keep a gladius hidden by my front door.....
Karsa0rl0ng@reddit
It's not about being better, it's about sending a message.
Glaive OP.
clotifoth@reddit
this is a "That wasn't a clean kill!" guy
BadAtStonk@reddit
I agree but God intented for sticks not swords. He woulda made natural swords if that what he wanted.
GalaXion24@reddit
Christ said "I brind not peace but a sword" so it seems to me that God is ok with swords. Ever hear Jesus mention a glock? Yeah, me neither.
BadAtStonk@reddit
😂
tarmagoyf@reddit
Give the intruder whatever advantage possible I guess
forgettfulthinker@reddit
The home intruder with a glock and a shiny new sword after breaking into this guy's house:
sputnik67897@reddit
I'm Canadian and agree 100% with the Americans on this.
Nexii801@reddit
I'm American and disagree with gun ownership in general, but I 100% believe anyone breaking into a house should be met with lethal force, and here that just typically means guns.
ZombieAlienNinja@reddit
So automatic home defense turrets only lol
Big_Chicken_Dinner@reddit
Australian here, I also agree.
GoldenJakkal@reddit
This is rage bait right? There’s no real way you’d respond to an intruder and invite him to harm your family and take your shit
Catsindahood@reddit
He's just a European contririan. I promise him breaking into someone's house in Africa or the middle east won't result in a tea party.
potato_doinks@reddit
Wouldn't mind that law where im from. Currently if some one broke into my home to lets say murder me i wouldnt have any legal grounds to dwfend myself and would have to call the police. So lets say it happens and im getting stabbed through my fucking dick or something while my kids watch im suppose to threaten this guy with police, like wait till they het their handa on you, or wait till my lawyer hears about this. I would much preferre to clip a motherfucker
ActualSkeletor@reddit
Lmao stay mad Europoor
Proud-Bluebird@reddit
Of course. In my country, thief get beaten to death by the locals instead of having quick end
SubstantialSilver574@reddit
Oi! Do you have a loicense to post that braindead take?
cocainebrick3242@reddit
Europoor here, I am of the opinion breaking and entering should be met with aiming and firing.
IM_REFUELING@reddit
Brit detected
Applitude@reddit
Don’t quote me on this, but I believe in Rome they litigated killings/murders/deaths differently at night versus during the day. Meaning a killing at night was less bad than during the day because you can’t know who a person was or what their intentions were.
This definitely applies to break ins
khuranicus@reddit
Not just under Roman law - also under English and American common law originally.
Fragbob@reddit
Still law in Texas.
It's not legal to use lethal force to defend property in Texas unless it's night time. At which point all bets are off, basically.
sluggishschizo@reddit
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dukeofsponge@reddit
Lengthy automatic prison sentences at the very least. I know a guy who woke up and interrupted a home invasion. They didn't know he was there and they fled without anyone getting hurt, but the guy has PTSD just from being in his own home now.
Thendrail@reddit
I wonder if they would imprison cops then too. Because they certainly tend to do that.
Sbotkin@reddit
Cops silently infiltrate houses at night now?
Thendrail@reddit
Actually, they often just break in violently and start shooting.
Hbhen@reddit
Robber's POV:
liggamadig@reddit
If you value someone else's possessions more than your life, you get what you deserve.
DankMemesNQuickNuts@reddit
In Florida too it's practically asking for it tbh
Ya_boi_excalibur@reddit
If ya ain't big round and red, you better go.
Catsindahood@reddit
People need to realize that most robbers know when a person is home or not and will make sure you're gone. If they're doing a home invasion they either cared so little they didn't know you weren't home, don't give a shit and thus don't care about your life, or they want you to be there. You could argue the first is just them being dumb, but the other two are extremely dangerous and have plan for you that doesnt invovle running away. You have no way of knowing if the person is just dumb or not, no one should be expected to rely on the hope the intruder made a mistake.
onarainyafternoon@reddit
This, but also if they're on drugs mentally ill, they may be so detached from reality that they don't know or don't care that someone is home because their thought process isn't corresponding to reality. When I was a drug addict, I never robbed anyone, but I could definitely see an addict being so far out of it that they.end up breaking into an occupied home in order to rob it.
UglyInThMorning@reddit
Though if someone is that far detached from reality, they’re so unpredictable that they’re still a pretty extreme threat.
richtofin819@reddit
Yeah if anything this is a case of the entire family not understanding consequences it seems.
I guess we know where the dead trespasser got his sense of common Sense and morals
UnevenContainer@reddit
I can imagine the kind of family it was, since they dont seem to understand consequences.
Capnmarvel76@reddit
Not understanding consequences of actions is what got the guy to the point where he was invading homes in the middle of the night.
bigpappahope@reddit
Especially in Florida
theusbismarck@reddit
Fake: anon killed someone
Gay: anon blew a man
Roaksan@reddit
The running theme among burglars I've seen confess they go when they know noone is home because it can only lead to ugliness otherwise.
Stats suggested they're generally in and out in 5-10 minutes, less if they know what they're going for.
If someone's breaking in and it's plainly obvious someone is home in that mindset, assume they ain't juat there for jewelry and luxury goods they can pocket in a hurry.
gooeydumpling@reddit
Does the perp belong to some sort of demographics notorious for committing crimes
TheRealBertoltBrecht@reddit
Murder is bad, actually
soiboi64@reddit
real_picklejuice@reddit
soiboi64@reddit
BlackestStarfish@reddit
That’s a funny maymay but those are just hooks, there’s no bait on them.
ElJiminy@reddit
TheKhalDrogo@reddit
How merciful of him, rule in my house trespssers will br prostituted. You have been forewarned
ihadagoodone@reddit
so death by snu snu?
TheKhalDrogo@reddit
Death? No. Passive income
twisty_tomato@reddit
Turn that break in into a side hustle
TheKhalDrogo@reddit
The government doesn’t want you to know that the home invaders are free and you can take them to your basement and do what you want with them
Vospader998@reddit
Ok, but if you have really nice stuff clearly visible in the windows, is that considered "baiting"?
EthernalForADay@reddit
I'd say "master baiting"
DoggyDogsAreCool@reddit
Pretty sure that's Active In Cum
marcusrider@reddit
death by snu snu from tyrone
Scoutron@reddit
Self defense rape
CaptTremor@reddit
Strap em down, force feed em boner pills and line their ass
Ok-Armadillo-6648@reddit
Me me me!
cocainebrick3242@reddit
Completely unrelated but what's your address?
TheKhalDrogo@reddit
I am revoking your license, do not the horny
cocainebrick3242@reddit
):
Slight-Bedroom-8655@reddit
vile
pirouy@reddit
Beep.
Beep.
AbeMoFoLincoln@reddit
You break the sanctity of anyones home you deserve absolute destruction.
Qloudy_sky@reddit
Christians are such pathetic pacificst cucks. What happened about all the brutality in the Bible? Do they condemn their God or why pervert such teachings?
imworthlesscum@reddit
not to mention a whole third of them aren't true christians and do shit like premarital sex.
i can count the amount of christians that properly do ash wednesday on one hand
Qloudy_sky@reddit
The first I agree but Ash Wednesday is not something you need to celebrate with my knowledge
imworthlesscum@reddit
yeah you don't NEED to, but like literally never celebrating it? not even fucking knowing it? fake ass christians
istg they treat religion like fashion
Qloudy_sky@reddit
True
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
He should schedule that apology. Go into the church, get up in front of the family, pastor, and congregation, and demand to know why they tolerated criminal activity that terrorized the community.
ThatOneGuyIn1939@reddit
this is funny and all, but are we sure oop wouldn't get assaulted?
speedrush27@reddit
till anon pulls out the gatt and starts shooting, also getting away with it since its self defense
JustDontBeFat_GodDam@reddit
Black church, you tell me.
dr_shark@reddit
Have you ever been? They’d literally forgive him on the spot.
AxiisFW@reddit
that's why you carry the same gun again
jaimemaidana@reddit
This gun is a gun, but it’s also an axe cause I’m going to chop down your family tree.
SteveMemeChamp@reddit
the only people who would assault oop is the family themselves, everyone else would be in support of oop unless the deceased was an important member of the church
phillyman276@reddit
Community leader
ThatOneGuyIn1939@reddit
you underestimate tribalism
Twinkie454@reddit
Go to church. Eager silence as you approach the pulpit. Lean in close to mic "Get fucked loser" tear mic off stand so that you can drop it. Walk out.
PrivilegeCheckmate@reddit
Pastor, I'm not here to apologize. You hypocritical cocksuckers can turn the other cheek.
LoneRedditor123@reddit
This is what I'd do, but not as eloquently.
"Why is a man who speaks for God condoning the actions of a criminal, and his family who continues to harass me?"
STEELCITY1989@reddit
"That's why I sent him to meet his maker to be judged. As I found them wanting. My flying spaghetti monster brings receipts"
SuspiciousRelation43@reddit
Being serious for a moment, I think there are ways to apologise sincerely that don’t cuck out to lawless pacifism. “Sorry I had to shoot this guy. Let’s learn from this to be more vigilant when our friends and family look like they’re about to do some dumb shit.”. Worded more thoughtfully, of course.
TheDaringScoods@reddit
“I’m sorry your idiot family member thought breaking and entering in the state of Florida, famous for its stand-your-ground laws about home defense, was a good idea.”
I_am_What_Remains@reddit
That’s the one
clotifoth@reddit
I'm having trouble seeing where you went wrong:
maybe here?
calling someone else a cuck for cucking out to lawless pacifism while advocating for "apologise"ing sincerely for being robbed and put in harms way
Maybe you went wrong when you tried to "apologise" impersonating the OP. You feel so bad that there's no apology, don't you?
You'd apologize to your own murderer for resisting his violence. That's my impression
Save your own breath / time.
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
The only apology here is owed to OP. He is the victim, three times over. He had to experience the crime committed against him. He now also has to carry the weight of his actions forever. Most people don't sit around hoping someone will break in, so they can shoot them down. OP was put into a position he didn't choose or consent to, and forced into an action with lifelong moral consequences. Then, the final victimization by the family and church demonizing him, and the civil suit.
SuspiciousRelation43@reddit
I will acknowledge that I kind of skipped over the part that involved harassing the guy. That being said, that by itself doesn’t refute the point I made.
What might those consequences be? Perhaps that it’s bad for someone to die, even when killing them is the morally correct choice?
I explicitly said he didn’t need to be a cuck about it. I’m not sure why the majority of people here can’t comprehend an apology not being an immediate and total capitulation. It would be perfectly fine to use such an apology to subtly criticise all of the stalking and harassment, with some form of “I’ll be the bigger person and forgive you” spin. But according to the majority, I guess that simply isn’t possible.
WintersbaneGDX@reddit
OP wake up that morning planning to kill someone. Taking a life, even justifiably, weighs heavily on a person. OP may need therapy. This is one of the major core experiences of his life now, and it was forced upon him.
This isn't about anyone being a "cuck" (a term so overused that its meaning is entirely subjective). A sincere apology should be predicated on feeling remorse over one's actions. Twisting it into some perversion wherein you tell them they're wrong is just pointless. Don't say "I'm sorry but this is actually on you all."
OP should tell them (if he chooses to tell them anything) that it's on them, and to stop harassing him. He shouldn't do it cowtowed via some half apology. Say it with full chest.
clotifoth@reddit
I'm having trouble seeing where you went wrong:
maybe here?
calling someone else a cuck for cucking out to lawless pacifism while advocating for "apologise"ing sincerely for being robbed and put in harms way
Maybe you went wrong when you tried to "apologise" impersonating the OP. You feel so bad that there's no apology, don't you?
You'd apologize to Donald Trump for your own dissent against him. That's my impression
Save your own breath / time.
Warm-Accident7231@reddit
Reddit user tries not to bring up Donald Trump challenge…IMPOSSIBLE!
clotifoth@reddit
is the trump in the room with us?
maybe u schiz?
Warm-Accident7231@reddit
Cute
clotifoth@reddit
Is the Trump in the room with us?
just schiz after all.
clotifoth@reddit
clotifoth@reddit
is the trump in the room with us?
clotifoth@reddit
It's not a political reference.
Picture someone who is against Trump.
Picture them apologizing to Trump for being against him.
Is there a more relatable image of someone being the biggest possible pussy?
Knightmare_CCI@reddit
I mean, not much point on doing it "sincerely" since there is sincerely nothing to apologise for.
plastic_addict_no420@reddit
Yeah, I can definitely tell your a cuck
TraumaPerformer@reddit
Meanwhile in Bongland
Fml
Marik-X-Bakura@reddit
Do you have an example of that happening?
SomeSortaWeeb@reddit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munir_Hussain_case google is free man
SomeSortaWeeb@reddit
seriously, why is it a crime to attack someone robbing your house? am i supposed to go "OH BOTHER WHAT A HINDERANCE I SHALL CALL THE BOBBIES SO THEY MAY ARRIVE TWO HOURS AFTER THE THIEF HATH DEPARTED WITH MY EARTHLY POSSESSIONS THAT CANT BE REPLACED IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY!"
ormagoden22@reddit
Sounds like the average sentence length in the game freedom wars
Okie_doki_artichokie@reddit
I actually just got my burglary licence in the post, can't wait!!
upyoursize@reddit
Did you get your license to open the window?
Catsindahood@reddit
I just got my grooming license. I can't wait to be a barber. It was weird how on the test it kept mentioning little girls, I don't plan on being a kids barber.
-DubiousCreature-@reddit
Oi! Ewe bettah ave loicense fer avin a loicense there me ol chumbly wumbly.
Cause if ewe downt iz owf tah the the ol nick fer ewe sunshine.
Superkritisk@reddit
I can confirm, he got his license, that cheeky bugger stole me heart.
SlimothyJ@reddit
Yknow the UK has self-defense laws that permit reasonable force, right? The gun would be the only illegal part of this story.
Onesharpman@reddit
Great, I can attack the armed man with me cricket bat! That'll go well.
The_Knife_Pie@reddit
Yeah, the guy who also has a cricket bat or knife. That’s the point, bring down the available level of violence. You’d be shocked how less willing someone is to start shit when their best weapon is a short ranged bat, compared to when they feel untouchable thanks to a gun.
Onesharpman@reddit
Yes, but presumably the man committing a home invasion isn't abiding the laws of the state mate
Captaingregor@reddit
It's still a lot harder to get firearms here, legally or illegally.
Also, criminals don't want a firearms charge, so they often won't use a gun even if they could get one, because understandably we take firearms offences here quite seriously.
FunnyP-aradox@reddit
Americanoids downvoting you because they don't understand that having a firearm in Europe if you're not white gives you 100 lifetimes sentices at the same time (so approximatively 8 years in prison)
MrLinderman@reddit
I'm sure you'd have a couple of butter knives that haven't been confiscated yet too.
scroopydog@reddit
I got a friend in the Uk that’s former LEO, he said pepper spray is the same as a fire arm, gas-powered projectile.
I’m like no way, it’s good on eggs man? So Tabasco couldn’t make spray on sauce. What about fuckin orbeez, am I doing time for sloppy BBs?
SlimothyJ@reddit
This just straight-up isn't true though lmao
therealEverynot@reddit
Yes it is pepper spray falls under section b "any weapon of whatever description designed or adapted for the discharge of any noxious liquid, gas or other thing"
SlimothyJ@reddit
Correct. So in no way related to a firearm, or adhering to the same standards as gas-operated and gas-dispensing are two totally different things.
Let's not try to be dramatic in future shall we?
SlimothyJ@reddit
That wasn't the point. The point was you won't go to prison for it.
SleepingPodOne@reddit
yew av a loicense for dat bat innit
Unbothered_centrist@reddit
That...would actually be a pretty good weapon, those can sting.
PutHisGlassesOn@reddit
Oi, you got a being a wet blanket license, bruv?
jabroniisan@reddit
Or if you're lucky it's
Account324@reddit
Replace the “jail for 57 thousand years” with getting publicly shamed on social media and losing your job or something. It breaks my immersion to see prison sentences longer than 6 years.
Youre_so_damn_fat@reddit
I assume Bongland is UK?
Coz regardless of the crime there's no way they'd sentence you for that long.
sexpert_of_zaza@reddit
So what OP did is what we refer to as a joke
LysergicAcidDiethyla@reddit
Yeah but a joke made on the wrong premise. Re-open the schools please.
thpineapples@reddit
Previous previous commenter doesn't have their joke licence.
ElonTaco@reddit
Loicence
thedolanduck@reddit
Bones? Is this you?
Apocalypseistheansw@reddit
Only if you’re a true British Mohameds
TraumaPerformer@reddit
For crimes of this magnitude they have a prison directly under Buckingham palace, in which they’re able to resurrect you with ancient lizard spells every time you die, until your sentence is completed. At which point you are summary executed, by cannonfire.
unlimitedzen@reddit
Making jokes without your meme license? Be prepared for ICE to deport you to a country you've never been to.
Razor265@reddit
You got a licence for criticising the kings law?
SleepingPodOne@reddit
You got a license for Reddit?
Razor265@reddit
Of course, officer. Let me just grab it for you.
Nasapigs@reddit
Ah, good to see a fellow Londoner
DoJ-Mole@reddit
Is that your mobile phone number?
Mountain-Durian-4724@reddit
pretty sure there was more to this greentext, pretty much the pastor gassed up and preached about anon being the devil incarnate for two years straight
slenderman123425@reddit
Sorry he made bad choices
je1992@reddit
How are people in these comments justifying murder ? That's not self defense.
Dude is just robbing you, clapping back with a murder is a crime.
You fucking rednecks in the USA really need to stay where you are and rot in your backwards ass country.
BoloRoll@reddit
Why do thieves value anons stuff over their own lives?
je1992@reddit
You keep on talking about amendment bullshit, like anyone in the world outside of the USA accept and value how you handle gun in your country. Your views on gun are isolated, and insanely backward and detrimental to your citizens shown by the alarming amount of gun violence you have every single year.
The US is the laughing stock of developed countries and has always been. Even worst lately as a lot of political decisions you did highlight how uneducated and illiterate your dumbass population is.
BoloRoll@reddit
I don’t know. The UK has rape gangs, Sweden has literal grenade attacks, France has Terror Attacks, around 25 percent of Canada is foreign born and 17% is 2nd Generation. There are a lot of different reasons to laugh at a lot of different countries.
As I said earlier Gun violence pretty much only affects certain demographics. I brought up the amendments because it’s an American Issue.
I don’t know why you are so angry for a policy that doesn’t affect you. My guns have never hurt anybody, hopefully they never will.
imworthlesscum@reddit
the dude ur replying to is a pussy but france had no terror attacks since isis.
the rioting has always been a thing. they once organized a nation wide strike through letters, posters and word of mouth in an era before the internet was a thing.
Queasy_Moment_6619@reddit
I would like information on the ethnicity of this man please
WhyDidUSayThis@reddit
Take a wild guess
CompactAvocado@reddit
breaks into house
family cries innocent
church gets involved
pretty easy guess
Kicooi@reddit
It was florida.
Dude was white
1960somethingbatman@reddit
TIL: only white people live in florida.
imworthlesscum@reddit
he was white. that's what the anon said later on in the thread
Capnmarvel76@reddit
Amish! He was Amish, right?
CompactAvocado@reddit
The horse was an accomplice
Nasapigs@reddit
These inter-farmstead youths are getting out of hand
baudmiksen@reddit
French
Pavlovsdong89@reddit
Sacre Bleu!
Nexii801@reddit
Why?
swampbanger@reddit
because we already know the answer, it’s just funny watching people dance around it because reddit is awful
ThatOneGuyIn1939@reddit
i unironically dont know the answer. help
RaiderCat_12@reddit
African-American is what they were hinting at.
JustDontBeFat_GodDam@reddit
The people the british and dutch brought over
The_Gunboat_Diplomat@reddit
He was white
swampbanger@reddit
sure kid
The_Gunboat_Diplomat@reddit
OP literally posted it babe
Nexii801@reddit
I'm black, and I generally don't give a shit about stereotypes, because they do usually have a fair basis in reality. Hell, I'll be the first person to say, "it's always my people." This, however, isn't one of them, you just don't have enough information, ESPECIALLY considering it's Florida.
This is just straight up prejudice.
Fickle_Sherbert1453@reddit
To pretend that racism is justifiable, of course.
heckmeck_mz@reddit
Statistics are racist!
Fickle_Sherbert1453@reddit
See?
JustDontBeFat_GodDam@reddit
Cant tell by the crime, but the community defending him? Super telling
amazegamer64@reddit
According to the original poster he was white
Matty221998@reddit
He dindu nuffin
SorryWhatsYourName@reddit
Did you FUCKING facebookify the screenshot by HIGHLIGHTING random sentences? I know reddit is a fucking cesspool of ai generated content but a screenshot from 4chan? Really?
No-Care6414@reddit
Honestly why would anyone break into someone's home in the middle of the night? Unless it's something very specific scenario like stolen family heirloom or smth ot is easy to assume that this was done with the intent of harm
Duc_de_Magenta@reddit
If someone breaks into your home at night, you don't want to play around with if a tazer takes them down. Tranquilizer darts don't exist like you see them in the movies; there's a lot of science behind the dosage & can either be useless or lethal if you get it wrong.
Firearms are reliable, accessible, & efficient. If someone breaks into your home, they've decided that your stuff is worth more than their life. No shame in holding them to that gamble. Even most "woke" states recognize castle doctrine. The foundation of a free society is private/personal property & land-ownership.
DirtySkell@reddit
Wrong. New York State is woke enough to enforce "a duty to retreat."
TheFrostyGoat@reddit
Fuck that
I'm not going to retreat in my own home
Either they retreat or they can meet God
DirtySkell@reddit
No no you don't understand. They expect you to leave your home if needed. Let them take your tv bigot.
Duc_de_Magenta@reddit
Untrue, at least on paper. Maybe in NYC?
(i) in his or her dwelling and not the initial aggressor; or
No-Care6414@reddit
No I'm talking about drunk people entering the wrong home
Duc_de_Magenta@reddit
Bro... if you break down my door in a drunken/high stupor, that's all the more reason to skip the unreliables & get straight to firearms. If someone's inebriated enough to think that smashing through a door/window & refusing to leave is a good idea, then I am not sitting around waiting to see what other violences they have in mind. Goes double for folks with a wife/kid/elder in the home.
TheNetwokAdmin@reddit
Wide ranging; anything from ill-intent to simply being drunk, thinking they were locked out of their own home, and proceeding to force an entry. End results usually wind up the same.
Musiciant@reddit
Mental illness / disability could be a factor too
I'm not against self defence and repsonsible use of firearms but if bullets are what you dish out to the world, bullets are what you're gonna get in return - and personally, I'm not a fan of a world in which people shoot first and ask questions later.
Rand_alThor_@reddit
Drunk and wrong home? That’s about the best I can think of
Deathgripsugar@reddit
Dumb reason but people get drunk and forget where they live. The person I knew never got in, just tried to get in but couldn’t. He was trying the window when the cops showed up.
If he got in, he might have gotten blasted.
thegr8cthulhu@reddit
If you get so drunk you can’t find yourself a way home you deserve what’s coming to you tbh lol. I have plenty of friends that enjoy getting blasted but magically none of them are regarded enough to end up in this situation lmao.
Nasapigs@reddit
Prohibitionists were right
Marik-X-Bakura@reddit
Maybe they were desperate for money and didn’t think through a plan, idk
Dr_Philmon@reddit
You forget people get their idea from media and dont think through on why it's dumb
EveningEconomics8457@reddit
Every time I hear about guys who did something like anon did I ask why the fuck in my country I can get in prison for protecting myself
Alukrad@reddit
Is this real?
Because there's a very similar story that appeared in the news where an old guy shot three teens who broke into his house to rob him. All of them died, he was cleared of all charges because it was deemed as self defense but the parents of the teens tried to sue the old guy for killing their children. They even went on tv, crying, demanding at least remorse for what he did and shit.
The judge ruled in his favor and dropped their case.
harrietford99@reddit
Goddamn the audacity lmao I’d say sorry for shooting your kid and then tell them to say sorry to their kid for raising him like shit
threeboy@reddit
It’s weird the pastor was on linked in (children aren’t allowed on that website).
Crodul@reddit
"I'm sorry your family member valued my property more than their own life"
Play stupid games win stupid prizes in a nutshell.
TJJGamersTyler@reddit
Knowing green text posters, op is probably leaving out that the man was his neighbor and had a night out at the bar, got mixed up on what house was his and broke into op’s house
dg2793@reddit
I would have hit em with a *Well well well if it isn't the consequences of our actions". It's almost like breaking into a person's home and getting shot is their fault.
GazingintoTheVoid--@reddit
If you really want to make them man say something like " Im sorry your relative decided to invade my house and attack my family, im sorry you didn't do enough to teach him the dangers of doing such things, and im sorry you didn't teach him about consequences."
heresjolly@reddit
Pointing out that he lives in Florida suggests other states might have found him at fault in some way.
Cyclone6664@reddit
All these people defending murder sickens me. Yes you have 100% the right of self defense, but that doesn't mean you can just empty mags onto some thief, that with high probability is just a homeless guy trying to not starve, like anon did.
I don't know what happened that night, but if anon saw somebody in their house and was like "so anyway I started blasting", the family is right to be pissed, but if the intruder was on meth or something and clearly a life threat then it's different, but it still goes a long way to justify murder.
SwagDreww@reddit
If someone is going after belongings, wouldn’t it make a little more sense to go during business hours when the house is a lot more likely to not be occupied? If someone breaks in at night it is far more likely they are going after something far more nefarious and are probably armed themselves to commit that act. I wouldn’t take any chances with my family there
IttyBittyPeen@reddit
There's a difference between self defence and taking out your violent tendencies on someone in a false sense of justice. This could have been a case where killing the intruder looks like an understandable option, this could have been a case where the person was trying to get away or would have been prepared to surrender after getting shot but wasn't given the chance. The fact that the comments treat it like every thief deserves death and takes pride in it rather than a potentially unfortunate loss of human life is not right. They are being carried by their emotions of righteous anger, allowing them to devalue life.
Landio_Chadicus@reddit
Ghostiestboi@reddit
The anti-crusade
scroopydog@reddit
Not gay enough.
PrepperBoi@reddit
It’s so fake there’s gotta be some gay in there somewhere.
Probably why the church broke in the first time
humorgep@reddit
He wants to end Christianity so gays don't go to hell
DontKnowHowToEnglish@reddit
Anon can't stop thinking about Christian men
Landio_Chadicus@reddit
And then the pastor slipped it in my anoos and I pretended not to like it
Slayer-O-Furries@reddit
Where gay?
FFF982@reddit
Above my comment.
WashYourEyesTwice@reddit
Reddit mfs when a girl gets killed by her stepdad in a drunken rage (she believed in God)
Tommy2255@reddit
Who? Were you in the middle of reading a news story and accidentally posted on the wrong page?
WashYourEyesTwice@reddit
Nah actually though on an unrelated note I was just reading about that pastor in Nevada who got crucified recently by some creep who was going to go and go it to like a dozen other people before they caught him
clotifoth@reddit
you winrar
CunningLinguist92@reddit
10/10 great twist at the end
-DubiousCreature-@reddit
I think you'll run out of another group before you run out of Christianity.
CallMeBaitlyn@reddit
As a father, if my son broke into someone's house and this was the end result. I'm not blaming someone for protecting themselves. Im blaming myself, where did I fucked up so bad as a parent that my child had to result to such behavior. Why was my child doing this? I'd be inconsolable for sure, however im not blaming the person my child was trying to victimize.
Laxhoop2525@reddit
It’s crazy how if anon was in a few other states, he would have been thrown in jail for defending himself, or had his life ruined at any of these other steps. But Floridians are a different breed, so for once, someone is lucky to be in Florida.
ThrowAbout01@reddit
I have no problem with going up to a grieving family and telling them, “I’m sorry for your loss, but your guy was a rat-fuck meathead who tried to kill me for no goddamn reason…If I hadn’t put him down, he probably would have come home later and strangled you all in your sleep.”.
Landio_Chadicus@reddit
And by the way, I’m not sorry for your loss. I lied
tennisboy213@reddit
Should've prayed before them shooters came and nailed him to the cross
Pavlovsdong89@reddit
"You're welcome for your loss."
joshomigosh24@reddit
Wait... what is this from? I have heard this exact line somewhere... Freeman's Mind?
ThrowAbout01@reddit
Yes, just modified here.
MutedKiwi@reddit
> counter sues for defamation
> wins the case, awarded millions of dollars
> bankrupts the family of the deceased for the next 100 generations
> living the American dream
PrepperBoi@reddit
Not in Florida. Not under sherif “we will kill you”
Original_Dankster@reddit
It's been more than four hours since I read this comment and my erection still isn't going away, what should I do?
Leafeon523@reddit
Lol
Oaker_at@reddit
What do you mean? As if the family of the thief could pay a lawyer. Who tf needs a billion dollar when suing another normal person?
tripsafe@reddit
It’s not about suing in general but defamation specifically. Some average Joe will have a hard time proving they’ve had their reputation substantially damaged
LichPlease1337@reddit
yeah, but portraying someone as a murderer might be enough
Spezalt4@reddit
Yeah I’d say calling someone a murderer in writing on social media and calling their work to do the same would count
vedder-is-better@reddit
The American “justice” system is only there to protect money. im pretty sure you’d have to prove that the person’s defamation caused financial loss and how much if you want a big pay out
Deldris@reddit
You would need to prove those comments made damage to their reputation. You can't just assume it does.
I can sit here and say "u/Spezalt4 is a child rapist" but you would need to actually prove that people read my comments, took me seriously, and had reactions to you that noticeably impacted your life.
skttlskttl@reddit
From a legal perspective
"They contacted my job." So what who cares.
"My boss told me I was a lock for a promotion, then they contacted my job and I got passed over for that promotion, and since then I've been excluded from things in a way that will prevent me from being able to get a promotion in the future." Now you have something actionable.
However even in that second case the actionable damages might be low enough to not actually be worth pursuing.
The better move IMO would be to seek a restraining order to get the family to stop talking about him. That's a much lower bar to clear.
boogashroom@reddit
That’s not always the case. Like everything legal it depends on jurisdiction, but lots of places have defamation “per se” or something similar. Statements that are inflammatory enough create a presumption of reputation damage. Calling someone a murderer would usually qualify.
At that point you just have to prove that the person made the statement, and that it is false. A jury can then award whatever monetary damage they see fit.
UglyInThMorning@reddit
Actual malice goes off “knew it was false, or showed indifference to whether it was true or false”. The fact they continued after the dismissal of a wrongful death suit would show that they knew it was false and make proving malice trivially easy.
boogashroom@reddit
This is getting quite into the weeds for a response to a green text post, but you might not want to show “actual malice.” Again this all depends on the specific law of wherever you are. But often “actual malice” or “willful and wanton” or whatever the relevant local language is to show something goes above and beyond into the territory of intentional harm can trigger exclusions in insurance policies.
Most people don’t really have the funds or personal assets to genuinely pay a judgment. These people are considered “judgment proof” in the legal community and, if you’re pursuing a lawsuit against them, you are relying on insurance coverage to actually have a collectible pool of value. If you “win” your way into intentional conduct you might eliminate the insurance company’s obligation to pay, entirely screwing yourself out of the ability to actually collect. A judgment without the means to have it satisfied is just a piece of paper.
UglyInThMorning@reddit
True, that standard is more for public figures and one truly baffling application in a lawsuit against Staples.
IrregularrAF@reddit
Bro, they're contacting his work place and getting their church involved. The proof is in the pudding. Add in to the fact society is full of liberal dorks who think guns are evil and they use you as a beacon to prove it.
Deldris@reddit
It's the pastor of the dead guy's church, first of all. Second, and again, you would need to prove that phone call actually had some kind of negative impact on your potential earnings.
Rich-Interaction6920@reddit
Calling someone a "child rapist" would be defamation per se in most American jurisdictions, which means you don't have to prove damages
Pro_Fuze@reddit
It's possible that the act of them calling his place of work to spread the lie that he is a murderer is defamation per se. He would probably have standing to sue in that instance. The real problem is what kind of money would he even receive and would it make it worth it to bring the case in the first place.
Spezalt4@reddit
Lmao ok. I think having the defamation be related to a real world incident, killing someone, makes it more relevant and believable than an anonymous internet person saying something
Deldris@reddit
Yes it does, but that doesn't mean it meets the burden of proof.
Spezalt4@reddit
Pretty sure burden of proof in a civil trial is more likely than not. Is it more likely than not that falsely calling someone a murderer online, in church and trying to get them fired at their work has caused reputational damage?
I’d say so
No idea how a jury would value such a claim though. How do you put a dollar figure on reputational damage
Deldris@reddit
The entire point is to prove that the reputation damage caused you to lose something. Maybe you can't put an exact $ amount, but if you can't give any estimate at all then the likely answer is you lost nothing.
Spezalt4@reddit
Assume a life long friend believes the false defamation and never speaks to you again. What is the dollar value of the lost friendship? How did you make that estimate?
Deldris@reddit
$0. Maybe you should ask yourself why your friends believe some random person with no proof over a court of law and your word.
Spezalt4@reddit
Case never went to a court of law.
Deldris@reddit
Do you think OP killed someone and that just never got investigated? Maybe I'm using terminology incorrectly, but I mean to say it's pretty clear that OP was cleared by independent investigation.
CapitanFlama@reddit
AFAIK, defamation cases are not only like: I'm Bruce Wayne, and they're defaming me by saying I'm the batman, if the guy can prove that he had trouble at his work because of those calls, like his boss declaring he had a meeting because of that, should be grounds for "risking the way of living".
Now, collecting millions from the family is a long shot, perhaps a restraining order with jail time in case of breaking said order.
CaptColten@reddit
I fucking knew it
Deldris@reddit
Lmao, guess I'm fucked. See you in court, Spez.
CaptColten@reddit
First the children, now you? That depraved son of a bitch. I'm gonna call his job, they need to know about this.
QuixoticCoyote@reddit
I think one can make the argument once it got to the level of a church congregation taking it seriously that it has a notable impact on one's reputation. Agreed though that the social media comments are not enough.
youtheotube2@reddit
Have there been any consequences in their life? Sounds like they kept their job
spadelover@reddit
They have to prove that it caused a loss of income as well
Orca_Alt_Account@reddit
this story is probably fake but if someone called your job and claimed you were a murderer, i think it's pretty easy to prove harm
tripsafe@reddit
Yes but millions of dollars in harm? Anon didn’t even get fired
Azurealy@reddit
On top of that, you can only sue for what you lost. Unless he would have had a billion dollars without being defamed, the court won’t award you a billion dollars.
WeathermanDan@reddit
TheIntrusiveThoughs@reddit
Good luck collecting
NotJayKayPeeness@reddit
Is there something smoother than a smooth brain take?
The family doesn't have shit to begin with if they raised this PoS. So you're going to go into debt on attorneys suing them for defamation, and then they'll have a judgment passed that they can't pay and you come out at a net loss.
Consistent-Throat130@reddit
Not to mention the "it's Florida" factor.
You sue, win, they owe you. You can't go after their car or house to get paid.
They can declare bankruptcy and discharge the debt, and those assets are still theirs
UglyInThMorning@reddit
I’m not certain about defamation suits but quite often debts from judgments are nondischargeable.
sn4xchan@reddit
It doesn't matter if they have money.
He wouldn't win a defamation suite because he never had a reputation to tarnish in the first case. Not even a statement of job loss. He's just got harassed a little.
steveturkel@reddit
One of this family tried to Rob anon, and the rest don't seem to see the issue that caused their family members death. This family is poor, stupid trash ain't getting money from them.
funkolai@reddit
Do it. Give them closure and keep moving. It’s not even worth more than 10 minutes of thought.
This is a reply to the green text only.
Captaincorect@reddit
If a thief is caught breaking in at night and is struck a fatal blow, the defender is not guilty of bloodshed - Exodus 22
round_we_go@reddit
Should've given them the instant replay of him Fortnite dancing on the guy
lethatsinkin@reddit
He should go to that church and quote the bible: "If a thief is caught breaking in at night and is struck a fatal blow, the defender is not guilty of bloodshed" - Exodus 22:2
Seems to me that he's doing God's work by shooting him.
SunderedValley@reddit
Holy basedddd
beruon@reddit
That would be such a fucking power move holy shit. 10/10 no notes.
moshimoshi2345@reddit
I never said americans think of shooting some as the only form of self defense? I just said that it’s the first thing that they think of when someone is trespassing…
SunderedValley@reddit
Christcuck Moment.
Stolen_Sky@reddit
Bro, just apologise.
It's a horrible situation all round. The guy probably deserves to be dead, but his family would benefit from an apology.
Be the bigger man. Apologise and then move on.
PapierStuka@reddit
What is it with people defending criminals, that's so fucked up
CaraDePijardo@reddit (OP)
Christianity since WWII
PapierStuka@reddit
Plain wrong, just look at the US leftists, most are outspoken atheists
itwasneversafe@reddit
Says yes, goes to church
"I'm so very sorry... that y'all raised and enabled such a massive piece of shit."
VivisClone@reddit
Just go to the church and apologize for their family making a big deal or if the fact that you rightfully protected your house and family due to their son illegally breaking in to your house, and that God would not want them to harass someone for the falling of someone else.
Discarded1066@reddit
I hope the OP made sure it was not an open casket, string them headshots for a high score.
swineflugamesh@reddit
Just post the killcam and call it a day
ITinnedUrMumLastNigh@reddit
-Honey someone is in the house
-I'll get the gun, you go get me the GoPro
Super7Chaos@reddit
Mom get the camera
Judasz10@reddit
Round winning kill
Smoke_screen_lol@reddit
Remind me in a few months when the nukes come this way, we can let this family and their friends know there a birthday party for all of them at a special location, just for them.
Then when the cloud settles, then you can apologize
cjbump@reddit
"I'm sorry your relative lacked any forethought before breaking into my home"
expert_on_the_matter@reddit
Sometimes you just gotta apologize, even if the action was justified.
GhostV940@reddit
I like how you can tell which culture the robber was part of by the amount of “he didndewmuffins” his loser family and fellow tribe members were doing.
amazegamer64@reddit
According to the OP the the robber was white
somehuman16@reddit
imagine being such a loser you can't even pretend to apologize to stop being harassed.
why would you even be mad at the pastor? one of the top ten rules of the religion is don't kill anyone no matter what. the entire purpose of the religion is repentance followed by forgiveness.
lethatsinkin@reddit
"If a thief is caught breaking in at night and is struck a fatal blow, the defender is not guilty of bloodshed"
Exodus 22:2
somehuman16@reddit
pretty sure a lot of christians believe that many of the old testament rules are no longer valid because of the new testament, don't really know how they decide that or how consistent it is among different denominations, im pretty sure the commandments are pretty consistent though.
adamcmorrison@reddit
Catechism 2264: “Love toward oneself remains a fundamental principle of morality. Therefore it is legitimate to insist on respect for one’s own right to life.” “Someone who defends his life is not guilty of murder even if he is forced to deal his aggressor a lethal blow.”
Catechism 2265: “Legitimate defense can be not only a right but a grave duty for one who is responsible for the lives of others.”
somehuman16@reddit
because we have no idea about their denomination, we can't possibly know if they think the catechism is valid
adamcmorrison@reddit
Got it. Here’s a tighter version with your style:
We may not know their denomination, but Catholicism makes up over half of all Christians, so using the Catechism as a baseline is a fair and reasonable assumption.
somehuman16@reddit
we know anon is american because of the gun
a majority of people in the Us are protestant, around 50%, while catholics make around 20%
now i may be wrong, but anytime ive ever heard the word "pastor" its been used to talk about protestants, i googled and the term is used to speak to the head of a parish, but im not sure if people commonly call them pastors or just group them in with priests.
adamcmorrison@reddit
Pastor was related to the burglar not the home owner but sure let’s assume Protestant. Roman’s 13 has you covered.
somehuman16@reddit
who the pastor was related to is irrelevant here because im not making the argument that anon should follow any christian doctrine but should not be surprised or offended that a pastor was going to act like a pastor.
the commenter than argued that the pastor doesn't know their faith well, and im now saying that its possible the pastor does understand their faith, but it's hard to determine because there's so much variety.
as for Romans 13, i can't really speak on it, im sure protestants have good arguments against it, there's just far too many people in those denominations for their entire reality to be shattered by a single bible verse.
adamcmorrison@reddit
Well it’s a whole chapter but basically there is no such thing as not justifiably defending yourself in the New Testament. Sure don’t commit murder but if you are protecting yourself and your family it’s pretty hard to argue against that even as a pastor.
CaraDePijardo@reddit (OP)
It's not his pastor, it's the family's pastor. It doesn't say the guy is Christian, fortunately he seemed to have a better head over his shoulders than that of a Christian self-flagelant
somehuman16@reddit
i didnt say it's his pastor, it doesn't matter who's it is, its a pastor, they're more or less going to agree on the fundamental aspects of the religion. whether anon is christian or not doesn't matter either, he should just know that a pastor is going to act like a pastor. he doesn't have to agree with the pastor, he just has to understand that pastor is a pastor.
he should be more mad at the family for weaponizing the pastor, but it seems like he's more mad at the pastor since he said this sent him overboard, not the civil suit, not calling his job, but calling the pastor.
its like getting mad at a gun because a serial killer used it, not the killer or the people that allow guns to end up in the hands of bad people, but just the gun.
CaraDePijardo@reddit (OP)
Ohhhh got it, got it. I had misunderstood what you meant
spottydogwoodbark@reddit
Invite the family to talk it out at night, then finish the job
OperationJack@reddit
Homie should apologize that dead guy's family reproduced, landing another offspring into a situation where they think it's non-life threatening choice to break into someone's home at night.
TristanDuboisOLG@reddit
He valued your stuff more than his life.
No need to feel bad.
FreduardoTheFag@reddit
I would agree to publicly apologize and say nothing but “I’ll fuckin do it again” in a goofy voice
TheDevilsAdvokaat@reddit
Do not apologise. They may sue you again and try to use it as an admission of guilt.
Also...f*ck burglars.
StressOdd83@reddit
Castle doctrine means you can't be sued financially in Florida. Was passed at least 25 years ago.
When trayvon Martin happened, the family sued the HOA, as they couldn't sue Zimmerman directly.
A friend of mine shot someone in the head in self defense pre castle doctrine, his family tried to sue my friend, but realized the 20 year old didn't have anything to sue for, case was thrown pretty quickly.
FYI, the self defense shooting was beyond cut and dry. He went home that night with applause from the police as he'd stopped a career criminal who had multiple violent felonies on his record.
GreektheFreak123@reddit
Lives in Florida
Anon there’s your problem
BadAtStonk@reddit
Everyone in the comments is missing the point i think. If this is even real, the person who shot the burglar in self-defense is obviously completely in the right to do so in this situation. Doesn't mean the person who shot shouldn't be a respectful and decent human being to those harmed by what happened. If you can't see that then you are a monster imo.
BadAtStonk@reddit
OP should but is not forced to have empathy. I know, cracked out elon says empathy is for the weak, but in reality, empathy is the difference between man and animal.
UwUfit@reddit
In the full greentext OP says that they photoshopped him with burning crosses on facebook
INCUMBENTLAWYER@reddit
I mean it's that guy's fault for breaking into the house, but why shouldn't anon give the family closure? There's no reason not to.
Snarkyasfuck@reddit
Didn't take much for everyone to fall for 4chan ragebait
AndrewF2003@reddit
You know I think I have about, 200 memories of seeing this greentext that didn't feel the need for highlighter
ShutUpChunk@reddit
You have absolutely nothing to apologise for. Unfortunately when we lose someone it's common for people to need to blame something or someone. But this guy died because of his actions. Have zero co text with any pastor or family member. Sorry this happened to you.
Nexii801@reddit
You realize that the OPs from Reddit and 4chan are unlikely to be the same person the right?
0ctav1an0@reddit
Of course they were church people.
NotJayKayPeeness@reddit
You come into my house for any reason that I didn't open the door and let you in, be ready to get shot.
Fuck that family.
VPackardPersuadedMe@reddit
Ending here is he'll invite them over for a private apology first, turn off the power, and lie in wait.
Rabbit_On_The_Hunt@reddit
Fuck it, go to his grave and fire a few rounds in to the ground he's buried under. Burglarized someone's home is a terrible crime-leaves you feeling vulnerable and defenseless.
pretty_pretty_good_@reddit
Let me guess the people he's talking about all "happen to be ..."
Tom_Gibson@reddit
Harassing someone for 2 years is the opposite of meekness OP
clotifoth@reddit
OP was being sarcastic - couldn't you tell?
I mean, you got so far as realizing that the family wasn't actually being very meek, but you didn't figure to ask why? Or didn't want to ask why.
Instead the author is doing something wrong automatically no matter what so you can get your crusty Reddit tendie points.
This is the dark hidden side of fake&gay, where most of the replies are themselves fake&gay too, concealing their origin within personal insecurity and intense desire to be one of the group.
Your desire to fit in is intense enough to make you give up on your fellow man and start relentlessly judging him for even the smallest misunderstandings that rest solely within your culpability.
And you didn't even make it funny!
JukeRedlin@reddit
Pfft. Ask them to apologize and give you back your sense of security inside your home. And then ask them if they see how that doesnt work? Lol.
Andrelse@reddit
Sooo many people fantasize about "righteously killing" someone, lmao this is just great bait
StikElLoco@reddit
For all their retarded laws and systems, the US has the one good thing that you can defend your home.
russhour777@reddit
"
YES he deserved to die and i hope he burns in hell"
Realistic-Duty-3874@reddit
Just message the pastor back "I have nothing to apologize for. I've done nothing wrong."
BigHatPat@reddit
Fuck
Around
Find
Out
FadedVictor@reddit
The people that would guilt trip a person forced to protect their home from violence are lower than garbage.
MrMatamune@reddit
Thought it was santa early
PetSoundsSucks@reddit
His apology should be a picture of a sixth bullet