When the tech is Available women who don't plan to have babies should be able to inject their breasts with liquids of their choosing as extra storage

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P1zzaman@reddit

Different liquids for breast one and breast two? Would that be allowed?

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A few combinations I was thinking: - Soft water and hard water (general usefulness) - Milk and Pepsi (to make Pilk on the fly) - Bleach and ammonia (chemical warfare) - Coffee and coke (hyper caffeine) - Clam chowder and tom yum kung (good soups)

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TheRottenKittensIEat@reddit

I just threw up in my mouth imagining squeezing out chunks of clam or shrimp from my nipples

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

Of course

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RRW359@reddit

Why do only women get to do this? iirc men can lactate if given the right hormones.

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

I mean... If men have breasts they are probably women

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lynivvinyl@reddit

You have me thinking about chai tea right now.

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

Chai is already tea!!! Saying chai tea is like saying atm machine!!!

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Alonelygard3n@reddit

I can't tell if this is a reference or not

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

Mildly reference, I don't remember to what

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Alonelygard3n@reddit

Spiderman across the spiderverse

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Quix073@reddit

But why stop at liquids? Why not put solids in there as well? Women could make a quick buck as a portable self storage unit. . . Need somewhere to keep your old lawn chairs? Hire a woman

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SouthernGrass3@reddit

Sounds heavy… I’d probably just toss some granola bars in there for when I get snackish

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luckyswan69@reddit

Bottles exist.

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

But boobs exist too

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lokilulzz@reddit

Something something OPs thinly disguised kink

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uphillpeace@reddit

Same with testicles. Caramel syrup sounds fun.

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

This would be amazing, a real reason to give a blowjob

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Educational-Body3976@reddit

Pee is stored in balls

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

What???

Isn't it stored in the pee sack above the dick?

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Biiiishweneedanswers@reddit

I was also surprised to discover this.

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Quix073@reddit

Then where is the caramel syrup kept ?

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Educational-Body3976@reddit

Nope, it's on balls bro, it is the real pee sack

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

Nope, just checked it, sperm is in balls, pee is in pee sack

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Educational-Body3976@reddit

I'd humbly disagree.

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10000nails@reddit

Just one ball. The baby power is stored in the other one and they mix together to make the baby batter. Duh.

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Educational-Body3976@reddit

Baby with piss blood

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10000nails@reddit

🤣

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the_marxman@reddit

Pee is stored in the sack to protect the balls

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Nkahootz@reddit

It’s 2026, I thought everyone knew this already.

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Educational-Body3976@reddit

No wonder we're failing at human anatomy. Gotta try harder

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IhtiramKhan@reddit

Or inject it with something and tell everyone "it's a mystery syrup, make me cum to find out"

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ggrieves@reddit

The constant refills suck

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BeeDot1974@reddit

Nah…just pull up on the scroat lever and it sucks it up like a fountain pen. Easy peasy!

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Mjrn@reddit

Isn’t that already where the pee is stored

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grptrt@reddit

Just gonna whip my dick out at the ice cream shop

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Vreas@reddit

For the children

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OrochiKarnov@reddit

Therefore, it's wutang

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bionicjoey@reddit

One ball mustard, one ball mayonnaise. Imma make a great sandwich no matter where I am.

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ctothel@reddit

This is the unhinged content I come here for.

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Neebat@reddit

You mean the fluid content?

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NemoOfConsequence@reddit

Do…do you think we have STORAGE tanks in there? Please tell me you’re ten. There can be no way you’ve passed a biology class.

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

We don't learn biology

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firematt422@reddit

I mean, I'm pretty sure they currently have that option

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OmniumAlpha@reddit

You mean like, instead of a “Camelback” they can have a pair of “Camelfronts”? (Trademark pending)

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

Yeah

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OmniumAlpha@reddit

You, son-of-a-bitch…I’m In!!!

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

You believe that because I coded you to believe that

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OmniumAlpha@reddit

Well played. Joke’s on you…I’m STILL in! One titty is booze and the other, straight mixer! “When was the last time you drank straight mixer?” -Charlie Day

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darkredpintobeans@reddit

What if you could just make the milk that comes out chocolate milk instead?

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lamerc@reddit

A friend of my mom's in grade school thought that Black women lactated chocolate milk. Mom had to correct her.

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darkredpintobeans@reddit

That's worse than the chocolate milk comes from brown cows thing lol

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heeltoehero92@reddit

This is r/crazyideas not r/completelysoundandlogicalideas

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

r/subsifellfor

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maddie_johnson@reddit

it took me a minute to understand what you meant, but i see the vision

some ppl are taking it way too seriously

i like it, picasso

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BethJ2018@reddit

Biologically impossible but ok

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

Of course it's impossible with this attitude

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BethJ2018@reddit

And impractical. If I’m going to do anything with the “extra” space, I’m downsizing because it HURTS

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Icy_Split_1843@reddit

Okay but what’s the heat retention on breast-based liquid storage? Are we talking soup warm for hours or lukewarm disaster? I need specs.

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

Put ice cubes and the liquid

Heck, put only ice cubes to cook yourself

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deferredmomentum@reddit

Do. . .do you think boobs are full of liquid? They’re made of fat, and even when you lactate it’s not like they. . .fill up. The sinuses that are capable of “storage” are very small, and only hold about 30mL tops. So barely a couple of swallows, if that

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

They won't fill up with that attitude

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Wisecrack34@reddit

Caesium Beam

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LoosePhilosopher1107@reddit

WTF?

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Meraline@reddit

How? Rthey're just going to be trapped in fat pads that make up a woman's breasts. How do you think breasts work?

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HatulTheCat@reddit (OP)

Until we are capable of doing that I'll learn how it works

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Meraline@reddit

Breasts are not free storage! We only produce milk on an AS NEEDED BASIS! It's just ducts that produce milk from your own blood and hormones!

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ostrichesonfire@reddit

Not with that attitude

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snopro387@reddit

That’s how they work right now, you’re not thinking of the possibilities with technological advancement

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ostrichesonfire@reddit

How do you think this sub works?

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Mikeologyy@reddit

My favorite part of this post is the choice to say “when” rather than “if”

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destinyspie@reddit

Also, why do they stop just at breasts?..

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xandrachantal@reddit

I amdire their optimism

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Dominus_Invictus@reddit

I mean it is inevitable. If you can imagine it, it will happen given enough time.

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yee_yee_university@reddit

Monkeys at typewriters, bro. We’re all monkey at typewriters.

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olivia_swanborn@reddit

Okay but women can’t lactate without being pregnant or having something like that w their hormones n whatnot (i’m not a doctor)

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AffordableTimeTravel@reddit

Are you mentally ill?

Edit: Sorry I didn’t see your post description. Carry on.

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MiddleConsideration@reddit

So women’s breasts actually are not just empty water balloons…imaging just injecting your butt cheek with liquid like soda and having it stretch your skin out and slip around. Yup.

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Thoguth@reddit

Well sure but that's just because the technology isn't available yet.

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rasputin1@reddit

hmu next week

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dillGherkin@reddit

The tech will be installing balloons that can be filled into your boobs for convenience.

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celebral_x@reddit

Wtf? I'm in!

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schmeckendeugler@reddit

Speak up Ladies, what you stashin' in them fun pillows??

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Z3ppelinDude93@reddit

Awesome for concerts

“Who wants a shot? Suck my titty!”

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JEWCEY@reddit

I'd be happy with some kind of cooling liquid. Like a nice 71 degree pair of fun bags, instead of my current sweaty meatfires. I'm just glad they don't smell like burnt flesh, as they're still a couple degrees cooler than they need to be for spontaneous combustion. Have I mentioned it's hot?

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