However, there are some people, it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women, who engage in it compulsively and without joy.
Posted by CampSubject9176@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 91 comments
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
Standards have gone down in the fertilization industry
hipchecktheblueliner@reddit
Regrettably.
ThenDoubt7980@reddit
Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
Love me
ShitBirdingAround@reddit
He has health problems.
Abiding_Dude_WV@reddit
Friend with a cleft asshole?
strongsilenttypos@reddit
Bulk delivery??
kingtacticool@reddit
He fixes the pandemic?
wrhnj@reddit
I’m getting $7k for my vaxed loads. I’m making money hand over fist.
Xenu66@reddit
Coitus?
cjmartinex@reddit
Is he buying?
Necessary-Primary183@reddit
Gotta constantly yell maga and racist remarks so they can keep it up to provide the donation
Vegetable-Put3884@reddit
Definitely not someone you have to see socially either.
datbackup@reddit
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine…
ChiOnFire1@reddit
Bones or clams, or whatever you call them.
burntorangecycle@reddit
I... I... I got $18
creamcitybrix@reddit
Four… almost five…
RedPhule@reddit
Ve vont ze money Lebowski!
TempleFugit@reddit
Just take the money, man!
burntorangecycle@reddit
Come on, Walter. We're ending this cheap
215312617@reddit
What’s mine is mine.
burntorangecycle@reddit
Come get it - nihilist
abornemath@reddit
I’m a tiny bit curious as to how he determined the price for his “business” model.
D-Flo1@reddit
Also a "load" doesn't exactly enjoy the same status as an agreed-upon unit of measurement like those adopted by the International Bureau of Weights and Measures, whether or not said load is obtained via automated or manual extraction methods.
Creative_Skill@reddit
I still jerk-off manually.
KoobsInABox@reddit
What are you, a fucking NIST agent now? Who gives a shit about the fucking loads?
Nice_Leopard_7135@reddit
Smokey this isn’t Nam. This is jizzing. There are rules.
D-Flo1@reddit
WHAT?!! JUST BECAUSE WE'RE STERILE DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE SAPS!
Walter hits the desk with his fist.
blueveinthrobber@reddit
Bones or clams or whatever you call them
CampSubject9176@reddit (OP)
It was $3000 last year. Has the whole world lost its mind! We were promised inflation would be lowered!
irago_@reddit
It is our most modestly priced reproductive material
MorningStandard844@reddit
Clearly the only reason he bought the van.
ConversationNo2007@reddit
Stay away from my special lady friend!!!
jamalfunkypants@reddit
What’s that? Yoga?
Ok_Television9820@reddit
You’re dealing with morons here.
Remarkable_Peanut_43@reddit
You want sperm? I can get you sperm by 3 o’clock. There are ways, Dude. Believe me.
sourgrapekate@reddit
But can you get sperm with nail polish on it? That’s the trick.
Remarkable_Peanut_43@reddit
I guess it’s impossible to get some nail polish applied to someone else’s sperm?
Strackard@reddit
Is this why she owes money all over town?
LLKroniq@reddit
Loads? They just put four more gooners on the case! They got us working in shifts! Loads.
Glad-Lobster-220@reddit
Woah .. he's got the maxi sprinter. How much unvaxed sperm is he hauling?
Seer-Z@reddit
Dude forgot his contact details
AsexualFrehley@reddit
Vincent Gallo Has a Van
tnunnster@reddit
Are they buying or selling?
vhmike@reddit
Gotta feed the monkey
pop_em5@reddit
I hope this Johnson uses his turn signals. No one likes to be cut off.
whirlydad@reddit
Are you employed, Sir?!
Stained-Tangerine@reddit
Oh no!
mattinsatx@reddit
You can imagine where it goes from here.
Tuva_Tourist@reddit
Someone says something fatuous.
purpleitt@reddit
There are ways dude you don’t wanna know about
JiveChicken00@reddit
Who’s paying who?
mat_srutabes@reddit
We thought we'd be getting million dollars! It's not fair!
eddie736@reddit
I would also like my undies back.
WalkerVox@reddit
Yeah, well, I still jerk off manually.
therealtwomartinis@reddit
ha ha Of course you do. Well, I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point. Well, here it is Dude. Where's the load?
WalkerVox@reddit
It’s down there somewhere. Let me take another look.
patchhappyhour@reddit
It can be a zesty enterprise.
krash_override@reddit
Way out west there was this fella’…
CowPrestigious8447@reddit
He still jerks off manually.
OG-Giligadi@reddit
This guy makes a hell of a Caucasian.
chuckie1981metal@reddit
Yeah unvaxxed, but he doesn’t mention any horrible genetic defects he might have inherit in his aforementioned baby batter.
UmpireSuper302@reddit
This compulsive fornicator has taken my father for the proverbial…..ride
weaponized_sasquatch@reddit
Listen Maude, I'm sorry if your step mother is a nympho but...
kpidhayny@reddit
LOAD
SnooPandas7150@reddit
ReLOAD (Metallica, Speed of Sound Tour, probably)
kpidhayny@reddit
Do refractory periods make you uncomfortable, Jeffrey?
SnooPandas7150@reddit
(fucked that up, sorry)
RepublicKitchen8809@reddit
Hello. Nein dizbatcher says zere is problem mit deine sperm.
desert_manta_ray@reddit
She can probably get some for free.
TheNamesMacGyver@reddit
It’s called Satyriasis in men.
Biscuits4u2@reddit
I still jerk off manually
roski888@reddit
Brandt can’t watch, or he has to pay $100
SecretPrinciple8708@reddit
You want a load? I can get you a load, believe me. There are ways, Dude.
cpr4life8@reddit
You can vaccinate sperm?!?
Character-Head301@reddit
I’ll go find a cash machine
SecretPrinciple8708@reddit
Brandt can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred.
NegativeBonus699@reddit
I wonder if he takes off his tinfoil hat when he's dropping off the "Load"
Pupikal@reddit
What if you just wanna watch?
machone5103@reddit
Pipikal has to pay $100 if they want to watch.
Pimpstik69@reddit
Must be exhausting
CunningLinguica@reddit
Hmm, well, I still get gonorrhea manually
tenacious-toad@reddit
Oh no
soccerlegs2002@reddit
Ohh, yes!
lifeaquatic7@reddit
oh no
soccerlegs2002@reddit
Oh yes.
MarkMinimum4436@reddit
Can't we just rent if from u
anustart147@reddit
He’s just trying to help her conceive, man
D-Flo1@reddit
So glad to hear the sperm cells weren't individually injected with vaccine via nanosyringe bots.
RunningPirate@reddit
Fairfield is also compulsive and without joy, so this tracks
CardinalsDelendaEst@reddit
Just because we’re diseased doesn’t make us saps!