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Calling 20 old is crazy. 😭

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WaveProfessional3275@reddit

Poor things are gonna have a hard time aging with that mentality. 😂 The societal implications should be interesting.
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Hope-I-Die-Soon@reddit

I hate this planet…
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Puzzleheaded_Bake771@reddit

"You were born, like, in the, like... last century....eeew"
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Big_Difference_9978@reddit

We are cooked😵‍💫
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cykoTom3@reddit

I absolutely promise. 100 percent. All young people always thought this.
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Nadathug@reddit

Youth is wasted on the young
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Dicky_Penisburg@reddit

But intelligence isn't.
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cykoTom3@reddit

Do you consider 5 year olds stupid for not knowing algebra? They are children. Of course they have the opinions of children.
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Nadathug@reddit

A lot of intelligence comes from being alive long enough to know you’re wrong about the dumb shit you thought you knew about when you’re young. But yes, the 2 don’t have to be mutually exclusive.
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cr1ter@reddit

Retirement is wasted on the old
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hallowdmachine@reddit

Get our scientists working on the Benjamin Buttonification of the entire population. STAT.
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Nadathug@reddit

We should also study the people on planet Ork to find how they age in reverse (start with Mork)
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Tylerdurden389@reddit

George Carlin had a bit about this: Life is fucked up. It'd be far more enjoyable if it happened in reverse. First you're born and old and weak and have to have everything done for you. Then you work for 40-50 years as your body gets stronger and faster. Then your retirement is going to college and having the time of your life for 4 years. Then you go back to high-school and eventually gradeschool, spending those years as you get small and weak again playing with your friends. Then your last years you go from a toddler, to a baby, to a newborn until you end up back in the womb. Then get those last 9 months on free cable until turning back into a sperm and dying as an orgasm.
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Nadathug@reddit

Brilliant. Man I miss Carlin.
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Outrageous_Lychee819@reddit

Bro imagine feeling better and younger every day of your working life, and then just when you reach your physical prime, getting to stop working?! 😩
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OG_Cryptkeeper@reddit

“Let’s give every idiot a platform for their opinions and see what happens”
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cykoTom3@reddit

They aren't stupid. Do you assholes not know the difference between idiots and children? Do you wonder around playgrounds like "hey idiot, the slide always goes to the same place!"
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buffysmanycoats@reddit

There are too many stupid people, and social media makes it so noticeable. Even when I was a very young kid I never thought anything under like 45 was “old.”
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fetal_genocide@reddit

>Even when I was a very young kid I never thought anything under like 45 was “old.” What?! When I was 6 I guessed that my friend's mom was 15 and his dad was 32 cause I thought that was 'old' 😅 I still can picture his mom laughing when I said that. How did you not think 45 was old???
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buffysmanycoats@reddit

Idk I thought grownups were just adults and you weren’t old until your hair was gray and you had wrinkles.
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naamingebruik@reddit

adults where considered old. the gray wrinkly people where "grandfolk" which was a step up from "old" we'd refer to anyone looking that age as being "een opaatje or omaatje" (a little granddad or little grandma)
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FalseQuestion7864@reddit

45...? To me, anything over 60 was old... even as a kid. I still think this. Unless you think anything halfway through its life is 'Old'
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markdepace@reddit

can we ban social media entirely? is it too late to nuke the internet and start over?
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oldn00by@reddit

You can almost see the lag while they hand the one brain cell around
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OG_Cryptkeeper@reddit

Okay, this made me actually laugh
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ViewAskewRob@reddit

Welcome to Reddit haha. Present company excluded, of course 😉
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CloakOfElvenkind@reddit

And what happens is we learn people are as stupid as we thought they were. "1900s, like, oh my god, ancient...how's my hair look?"
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cykoTom3@reddit

Their concept of old isn't yours. Their concept of old is any adult. Because they are children. When you're in 1st grade you think 5th graders are old.
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DontBuyAHorse@reddit

This doesn't bother me at all. These kids will soon find out just how short 20 years is.
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naamingebruik@reddit

At that age, I considered 20 somethings old as well. As a Teenager I always hoped I would die before reaching the Senior citizen age of 30 and developing wrinkles and hair loss and ugliness... I am turning 45 next month. The hair loss and wrinkles are a reality...
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Larztrue@reddit

Those are little girls saying that yall. That’s equal to I’m going to become a princess when I grow up. We’re fine
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evilpanda8419@reddit

What tf are they wearing?
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Ok_Researcher_9796@reddit

Prom dresses? Some sort of school dance. How old are these girls, like high school? I mean I guess 25 sounds old if you're 17 but that 2005 comment is mental.
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Sibshops@reddit

Yeah, looks like Junior prom. 2005 makes sense if she thought it was about dating. A 17 year old wouldn't want to date a 20 year old.
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GSM_Biker@reddit

Oh, you sweet summer child…there’s a reason the sleeve guy hanging out at high schools became a meme.
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Sibshops@reddit

For sure there are skeevy guys hanging out at proms, but the girl who said 2005 doesn't want anything to do with them.
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CheezeLoueez08@reddit

I sent the video to my 20 year old because of the girl who said 2005. She’s born in 2004 so haha!
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spderweb@reddit

Prom dresses. It's graduation season.
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Outrageous_Lychee819@reddit

So the youths aren’t tying an onions to their belts anymore?
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BigConstruction4247@reddit

Or dating "gimme five bees for a quarter"?!
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Outrageous_Lychee819@reddit

They took our bees too?! ![gif](giphy|fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf)
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TrinityKilla82@reddit (OP)

Whipper Snapper outfits? 🤣
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Tylerdurden389@reddit

Complete with modern day Adidas footwear lol.
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Dazzling-Excuse-8980@reddit

20 year and under outfits
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VRrob@reddit

Yeah, like what are doing being born a long time ago.
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Ahhchooed@reddit

This is the line that actually bothered me. I can take the rest, but the “yeah like what are you doing”. Being born??? I don’t know, wtf!
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OrangeJoe83@reddit

She said "old stage" cause she has no idea what she's even being asked.
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McGrufNStuf@reddit

We did this. Good damn you Tom for letting me have Linkin Park as my homepage music!!
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xthedudehimself@reddit

They’ll get theirs
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PretzelSteve@reddit

Kids say the darnest things! For real tho, can any of those girls even drive yet? Everyone is old when you got less than 20 laps around tbe sun
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KW5625@reddit

Are there high schoolers, at that age I never thought I'd be 30, much less 40.
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Friendly-Chipmunk-23@reddit

And what does this have to do with Xennials? Don’t post this is crap.
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tour79@reddit

Idk their age, but when I was their age I was sure I would be dead by my age. What teenage me didn’t know was my 40s are way happier. Less exciting, way happier You do you kids in this video, and all teens. You don’t know what you don’t know, but I promise it gets better with age. You will understand that when it’s time for you to
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jhj82@reddit

Their smooth brains haven’t developed yet.
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Silent_Call5644@reddit

My 12 year old calls me a boomer. I'm an elder millennial, *thank you*!
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Fun-Potential-342@reddit

20 is old if you’re 14, at least that’s the perception when you are 12-14. I can remember thinking that when I was a kid.
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First_Joke_5617@reddit

The Tide pod eating generation. 🤦‍♂️
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TrinityKilla82@reddit (OP)

I like to call those flavor packs.
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rideadove@reddit

Well guess what, you all look stupid as shit now shut the fuck up.
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LasagnahogXRP@reddit

If you don’t die at 19 you’ll be 20. Everyone ages and age politics are lame and fake. I’m not just saying that because I’m ancient!
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Hesmec@reddit

These girls are 12-13, max. Hopefully, there is nothing that a 20-year-old is doing that these kids are interested in. Looks like a jr high dance or something.
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nicky_suits@reddit

20 is old when your frame of reference is 15 years.
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Ghoulie_Marie@reddit

Show them this video in 20 years
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schoolisuncool@reddit

Did they interview them after prom or something?
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Glittering_Tea5502@reddit

Old? Haha! I’m twice the age of a 22 year old. Twenty year olds are still babies. Lol
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ConnectKale@reddit

I thought 40 was ancient.
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IwantRIFbackdummy@reddit

I'm almost 40, am ancient. Everything hurts. Every day is worse than the one before. The illusion of hope shimmers less often in the desert of this failing society. Let these kids have their delusions about age. I hope they also have delusions of hope and happiness.
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Into-the-stream@reddit

I’m glad my stupidity wasn’t captured on cameras back then. My dumbest years were pre-cell phone cameras. THAT is the best thing about being a xennial.
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NachoNachoDan@reddit

It is.
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Mr8BitX@reddit

When I was a kid and back to the future two was all the rage, I remember thinking it will be so cool when we get hoverboards in 2015 and then doing the math and realizing I’d be 34 by the time we got hoverboards and got really bummed out because I thought there’s no way in hell someone is old and ancient as a 34-year-old would wanna have fun on a hover board.
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Moonskaraos@reddit

Sounds about right, lol. When I was a teenager, anyone over 20 seemed old to me.
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SangestheLurker@reddit

Really? I can't remember anyone around my age thinking anyone short of 40-50 being considered "old." "Too old to do ___" like skateboarding or something sure, but not 20 as a person being old. Maybe it's because I had uncles who were much older than me by 20ish years that were like older brothers.
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Fourthcubix@reddit

I use to be young, dumb, and full Of cum. Now I’m old, cold, and full of mold. And it will happen to youuuuuuuu. ![gif](giphy|YnmEsq9ICSYQ8)
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Ippus_21@reddit

"When 900 years old you reach, look as good YOU will not, hmm?"
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sgdonovan79@reddit

![gif](giphy|GrUhLU9q3nyRG|downsized)
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Autumn_Forest_Mist@reddit

I was always told you should not take pleasure when people you don’t like are sad or hurting, etc., but when these airheads start panicking about turning 30, time flies girls!, I’ll be watching them and cracking with glee! (If I live that long, of course.)
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TrinityKilla82@reddit (OP)

🤘🏻 I’ll be laughing too.
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asea_aranion_@reddit

Someone needs to show this to them in 10 years.
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fkmeamaraight@reddit

“Like, yah”
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1upjohn@reddit

Totally. For sure.
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Ted_Fleming@reddit

Gag me with a spoon
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NachoNachoDan@reddit

Fun fact, Moon Zappa recorded the vocals for “Valley Girl” by Frank Zappa and the Mothers. Frank asked her to come to the studio and make fun of the popular girls in her school. She recorded all those classic lines we associate with Valley Girls and ad-libbed basically all of it. The overdone accent, lines like “Gag me with a spoon” “as if” and “like oh my gawwwd” all come from that recording
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Ted_Fleming@reddit

It’s like, so bitchin’
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-Sarkastik-Menace-@reddit

Talk about showing your age
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80cartoonyall@reddit

Like totally!
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braywarshawsky@reddit

Well... I guess I'm "old." At least I know how to entertain myself if electronics go belly up, and I know how to use a landline to call time and temperature.
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Qballer1980@reddit

Old man right here…!!
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616n8y3ree@reddit

I have teen daughters and hear it every day. “He’s like old though, like 20 something.” They say I’m not old though at 42, so not only are they a little dumb they’ll lie right to your face 😅😭
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IceCoughy@reddit

They'll learn, we all do.. unless we don't but then we're dead so it really doesn't matter.
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olive_juse@reddit

All that "if you aren't 16 then you're an old hag" horseshit Epstein talk, do not like.😬🙅‍♀️
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Crayola_ROX@reddit

I’d call them idiots. But a lot of felt the same way at thier age
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VA1N@reddit

To be fair, I probably thought people born in the late 60's/early 70's were old when I was in my teens in the 90s. It's all cyclical, now I'm the old one...
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AlekHidell1122@reddit

Stop posting this shit. **WE AREN’T ON TIKTOK FOR A REASON!!!**
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thedrinkinggeek@reddit

Jokes on them, I've been dead inside since I was 10.
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Dog_Baseball@reddit

These are children, and i dont care what they think
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InappropriateWaving@reddit

Old enough to not wear Sambas, ankle socks, a dress, and a gross hair ribbon.
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ResidentWont@reddit

The nice thing about being old is giving zero fucks about being old. Yes, I’m old and now get off my damn lawn, there’s a cloud I have to shake my fist at!
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Lower_Philosopher361@reddit

Wow this is the first time I've heard someone refer to the 90s as "1900s". JFC.
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CheezeLoueez08@reddit

Lucky!! My kids tell me I’m old because I was born in the 1900s
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KevinStoley@reddit

I have a coworker who does and it always cracks me up.
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duck-billedplatitude@reddit

As Chris Rock stated in his song “No Sex” back in 1999, “take off that silly ass hat.”
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SashimiRick@reddit

I'm VINTAGE Get it right.
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Snugglebunny1983@reddit

Twenty is old now? Christ. I must be positively ancient then. I'm forty-two!
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i-hoatzin@reddit

![gif](giphy|qmfpjpAT2fJRK)
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philo351@reddit

Silly children 😅
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kristosnikos@reddit

When I was a kid I thought a person wasn’t old until maybe 70. I remember being maybe 5 and thinking the 14 year olds at my elementary school (before our county had its own middle school) were grown ups. Mostly due to the fact that I had two older siblings who were 13 and 12 years older and babysat me a lot. But I never thought they were “old”. Sure society has always been obsessed with youth but goddamn. Turning 20 now means getting old so you better bust out the Botox and fillers.
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nopersh8me@reddit

I was also stupid as a teen and thought anything I was not old enough to remember and any age I could not imagine being was old. Now, I think growing older is a privilege that too many of my friends and family never got to experience.
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OliveAffectionate626@reddit

I no longer tell my apprentices that obviously you know way more than me because I’m old and stupid how old I am anymore. I don’t even give them a president. It was Kennedy.
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Hahaha2681@reddit

Do they understand their close to their twenties
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breeezyc@reddit

I’m old, nothing to deny there.
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JTGphotogfan@reddit

This is normal child behaviour
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realoctopod@reddit

Entering Old Stage....lol
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Jaxx81@reddit

Oh sweet summer child.... 😂
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0PaulPaulson0@reddit

Well I’d rather be considered old than stupid. So there’s that.
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kenadams_the@reddit

At 18 I thought my buddy who had is 24 birthday was near retirement
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TrinityKilla82@reddit (OP)

Jokes on both of you, you’ll never be able to retire 🤣🤔🥺
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Exciting-Film-2962@reddit

Lol me born in 79 lol
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TrinityKilla82@reddit (OP)

I feel your pain, they old now? We ancient. 🤣
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Entire-Double-862@reddit

20 is a child.
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-Ham_Satan-@reddit

I would like every one of these young ladies to PLEASE get off my lawn!! And to also stop sassing their elders!!
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narcodic_cassarole@reddit

When your dad has to pick you up from soccer practice and forgets your dress shoes.
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RecalledBurger@reddit

Getting old is a blessing denied to many.
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Wrong-Neighborhood-2@reddit

Ohhhh they’re gonna find out!
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ryhoyarbie@reddit

Clearly they’ve been sniffing glue and lost a few brain cells.
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Mr8BitX@reddit

“Kid” and old“ are relative.
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RotoDog@reddit

There is a certain psychological component that being born in an entire different millennia probably has, but 20 is laughable.
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Roland-Of-Eld-19@reddit

I remember when my buddy turned 24 he was like yep gettin old! I reminded him this story when he turned 46 last year 😜
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GSM_Biker@reddit

I remember the exact day that “don‘t trust anyone over 30“ turned into “these kids in their 20‘s are stupid“.
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BadassSasquatch@reddit

Only the young think being called old is an insult.
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