Do you have to use so many cuss words?

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lebowski-ModTeam@reddit

Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection. Your roll.

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AbbreviationsHot7662@reddit (OP)

He’s crackin’

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What-a-Crock@reddit

No Donny, it did not look like Netanyahu was about to crack

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What-a-Crock@reddit

Yes the B-2 bombers made it home. You’re calling me at home

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VVOLFVViZZard@reddit

You know, Trump, you’re right, there is an unspoken message from the people of the world here, it’s “FUCK YOU! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!” … yeah, I’ll be at G7.

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What-a-Crock@reddit

This aggression will not stand, man

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Momik@reddit

I’m finishing my tirade. Enjoying my tirade…

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t8stymoobz@reddit

Holy shit. This legitimately made me laugh out loud.

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FlyTheW1988@reddit

New century, new republican president, still whining about a situation with a camel-fucker. Ever thus when you elect deadbeat presidents, lewbowski.

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cpr4life8@reddit

Haha he's big mad...bibi pull him in and now he can't get out!

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cbadge1@reddit

What the fuck you talking about?

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xxxKnightOwlxxx@reddit

I told those fucks down at the league office, ceasefire for 12 days! Who's in charge of ceasefires? They already bombed each other. Well they can fucking unbomb each other!

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townie77@reddit

The curse filter is off. Another sign of dementia.

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InternationalLaw4170@reddit

Hey, if you had a full diaper, you’d be cranky, too.

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lighterboygolf@reddit

You’re like a child, who wanders in…

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the615Butcher@reddit

WHAT IS THIS DAY OF REST SHIT!? JD AND ME, WE GONNA FUCK YOU UP! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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fuckyourtarp@reddit

JD? Can't leave him at home or he fucks the furniture.

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Helmidoric_of_York@reddit

So says the guy who doesn't know how tariffs work.

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MooreAveDad@reddit

![gif](giphy|VGVwLultLZjrrssAak)

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a_VHScopyofShrek2@reddit

Donny, you’re out of your element!

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bass_of_clubs@reddit

This sub was made for this moment

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Nsflguru@reddit

Dementia warshed over the Dude….

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yachster@reddit

Warshed? Is that some kind of Eastern thing?

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P-Shrubbery@reddit

I'd just like to add you're probably pronouncing it wrong. Should sound like woursh'd not warshed

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My grandmother from Utah said it but grandma from Idaho didn't I've recently moved to the Midwest and it seems like a lot of it comes from the Missouri side of the river but yeah it maybe has to do with the Scandinavian descent folks grandmother was a Scandinavian descent 🤷‍♂️

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Nsflguru@reddit

Far from it, Dude.

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Baard_84@reddit

Also dude, dementia is not the preferred nomenclature. Alzheimer’s, please

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Significant_Cow4765@reddit

idk, vascular is my guess

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Nsflguru@reddit

Walter, these aren’t the guys that forgot they built the railroad.

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AdultishRaktajino@reddit

Just because they send each other rockets, we’re supposed to shit ourselves?

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Bumbahkah@reddit

Yeah, this is Reddit, there’s just like… one opinion, man..

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outfoxingthefoxes@reddit

Fuckin' amateurs

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Chapaquidich@reddit

His soul darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

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Parking-Act-4080@reddit

Who the fuck is this guy?

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canman41968@reddit

Fathers weakness is vanity.

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LastUserStanding@reddit

What’s this “centuries of conflict in the Middle East” shit? What’s this bullshit? I don’t fucking care! It don’t matter to the POTUS.

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Apprehensive-Day9909@reddit

I was gonna invade your country Saturday, now I’ll do it next Wednesday instead! WOOOO YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY, BABY!

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defmaybe_DFO@reddit

It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit, and uh, you know..

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JohnSextro@reddit

What’s Walter talking about, Dude?

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Infamous-GoatThief@reddit

I am the walrus, the best walrus, really… there's never been another walrus who's done as much for walruses as I have. Ask anybody

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CourtingBlasphemy@reddit

![gif](giphy|xCqL8NKVKzjW0)

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TheeAincientMariener@reddit

DT is certainly not a Lebowski Achiever. That's preposterous.

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benjigrows@reddit

![gif](giphy|tZ4QzCueTwh2g) Con-ald.. SHUT THE FUCK UP

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robottiporo@reddit

I’m the walrus

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jupitah8@reddit

I am the eggman

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NightWatchZero@reddit

Also jupitah8, Eggman is not the preferred nomenclature. Doctor Robotnik, please.

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WilHunting2@reddit

V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

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axlgreece5202@reddit

Stay out of Iran-ibu, deadbeat!

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temp_6969420@reddit

“Just look at our current situation with the camel fucker in Iran”

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PebbleSizedPleb@reddit

Dude, im staring to think this bibi guy is a real asshole

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Extra-Visual-6650@reddit

Lol

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confusedtaco@reddit

He’s cracking.

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Echodad@reddit

Say, friend, you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?" ![gif](giphy|10avZ0rqdGFyfu)

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Zestyclose-Floor1175@reddit

The absolute KING of projection

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higgslhcboson@reddit

The Supreme court has roundly rejected unauthorized military action!

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GratefulDawg73@reddit

He loves to project what he does on other people.

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HolyLordGodHelpUsAll@reddit

I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself down through the generations

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LLKroniq@reddit

*tragedy

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HolyLordGodHelpUsAll@reddit

have it your way dude

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Obvious-Exchange5324@reddit

Nobody fucks with the Jesus

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posco12@reddit

This isn’t Nam. There are rules to lying.

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Pseudonymble@reddit

... ... ... *"He's crackin'"*

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lordyfortwenty@reddit

Am I the only one here who gives a shit about the rules?

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Inspect1234@reddit

Them and decorum are bad words these days.

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Lord_Hitachi@reddit

So now is it finally cool to say “fuck” in public?

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sranneybacon@reddit

This aggression will not stand

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jbarbos1@reddit

“This aggression will not stand man”

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indigo7873@reddit

Zesty.

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dietpeptobismol@reddit

He’s so pissed that two countries at war won’t listen to him lol. The only thing that ever gets him like this is when he has to confront that he’s not a god.

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Trushjake1995@reddit

He knows he screwed up. Big time.

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silversurf1234567890@reddit

I like it. He is pissed. Iran and Israel agreed to a ceasefire and kept at it. It is real emotion

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mcdev16@reddit

Shut the fuck up Donnie!

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LarYungmann@reddit

Screamer President who sent attackers to the US Capitol Building. fut

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TheJWal420@reddit

We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.

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AlternativePermit848@reddit

Fucking moron

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Shite-stain@reddit

Have it your way dude.

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lighterboygolf@reddit

Throwing rocks tonight. WAY TO GO DONNY!!

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J-Love-McLuvin@reddit

Calmer than you are.

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LoonyTatts@reddit

Classy guy....and America voted this clown in (again)

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whetha@reddit

STFU Donny! You're out of your element!

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bastrdsnbroknthings@reddit

A real reactionary.

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herberstank@reddit

Are these the nazis Walter?

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Ok_Breakfast5425@reddit

No Donnie, that man is a coward

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timodreynolds@reddit

At least it's an ethos?? Honestly I'd rather be the nihilist. Better to be exhausted than like this guy. Always sucking around bothering our country..

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Stugatssss@reddit

He needs to go find a cash machine and let Bunny suck his cock to release some of that tension.

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Accomplished-Copy754@reddit

He is devoid of any admirable qualities whatsoever.

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DoctorPony@reddit

The men in white pajamas, worthy fucking adversaries.

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blaiddunigol@reddit

Where as what we have here, bunch of fig eaters wearing towels on there head trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank.

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Telepornographer@reddit

He looks like a fuckin' loser.

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Biscuits4u2@reddit

He looks like a fuckin loser

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Aggravating_Speed665@reddit

He has health problems..

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blaiddunigol@reddit

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!

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_NedPepper_@reddit

I too once dabbled in Pacifism, not during the Trump Administration, of course.

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just_some_dude828@reddit

Everything’s always a fuckin travesty with you! And what the fuck was all that about the Middle East? What the *fuck* has anything got to do with the Middle East?!? What the fuck are you talking about?!?

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BathbombBurger@reddit

Lyndon John used to show his dick to reporters, and talk about his butthole.

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Bridgeburner1@reddit

"That's Marvelous!!!"

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LevelGrounded@reddit

He’s a pedophile. With a record.

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TheRealPallando@reddit

No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He should have served 6 years in Chino for attacking that woman in the dressing room.

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struba73@reddit

Pederest, dude.

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Moose_on_the_Looz@reddit

13 year olds dude.

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a_in_pa@reddit

Always projection, always an admission

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Future_Corpse33@reddit

What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?

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blaiddunigol@reddit

It’s a complicated case. A lot of ins and outs and what have yous. Lot going on in the old dudes head.

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Drig-DrishyaViveka@reddit

New information is coming to light

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icantfindadangsn@reddit

Unfortunately The Donald is not adhering to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep his mind limber.

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Green_Bast3rd@reddit

Where's the money shithead?

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FlyTheW1988@reddit

New century, new republican president, still whining about a situation with a camel-fucker. Ever thus when you elect deadbeat presidents, lewbowski.

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yachster@reddit

This aggression will not stand, man

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No_Permission_1427@reddit

The dude abides!

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Cleercutter@reddit

He’s a pederast, with a record!

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FederalCash3035@reddit

He looks like a fucking loser.

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yachster@reddit

Obviously he’s not a bowler

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Bad_Idea_Hat@reddit

*scribbles on a notepad*

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Cornishthe3rd@reddit

Donnie, you're out if your element

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marvelousmondays@reddit

This guy looks like a fucking loser.

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DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit

Far out...

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Swimming_Height_4684@reddit

I know that guy. He’s a nihilist.

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National-Pop-8689@reddit

That cease fire really tied the Middle East together man !

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National-Pop-8689@reddit

You’re like a child Donnie .

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Ancient_Caregiver917@reddit

I'm amazed this is the first time I've heard Trump swear like that (grab her by the... yeah is different)

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BookMobil3@reddit

In the parlance of our time

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whowannalive@reddit

They’re a buncha fuckin amateurs

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WatchHores@reddit

Last week he dropped the unthinkable MOP bomb. This week, the unimaginable F bomb. Only one remaining in the arsenal...

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absolutezero16@reddit

This aggression will not stand, man.

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TikiTom74@reddit

Waving the fucking gun around?

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DaWisZoot@reddit

Mark it a zero!

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DeweyCoxsPetGiraffe@reddit

Calmer than you are

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TheSouthsideSlacker@reddit

Really missing the boring guy.

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BubbaSpanks@reddit

Someone is butt hurt 🤣🥃

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GoochTwain@reddit

At least I’m house broken

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AltonBParker@reddit

You're not wrong, but...

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OxfordisShakespeare@reddit

…fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank…

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notyourmothersdino@reddit

Again--EVERY ACCUSATION IS A CONFESSION

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Crumby2222@reddit

That’s marvelous…

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dandle@reddit

I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.

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bygtopp@reddit

I appreciate a good F bomb. I’d rather it be the truth instead of some soft speaking speech to make some granny feel better about her bingo game

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DiverConstant1021@reddit

The fuck you talkin about?

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DrrtVonnegut@reddit

Take it easy, man

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Friendly-Bad-291@reddit

Don't worry the Don is just trying to cozy up to us sailor swearing Canadians

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Occumsmachete@reddit

His daughter dude, not just eight year olds.

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frompartsunknown128@reddit

8 year olds, dude.

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daredelvis421@reddit

Fuck it, dude. Let's go bowling.

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WilHunting2@reddit

V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

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Affectionate-Ring104@reddit

Have it your way, Dude.

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Master_Control_MCP@reddit

"Little" Lebowski.

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TacoOfTroyCenter@reddit

Is he talking about the GOP?

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camcoachvip@reddit

I had a rough night, and I hate the Eagles, man.

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Bocephus0406@reddit

Fuckin aye, man.

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Beginning_Baseball44@reddit

Were you listening to the Dude’s story, Donny? So you have no frame of reference. You’re like a child who wanders in the middle of a movie and wants to know…

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CrotasScrota84@reddit

Cameraman must have been holding up a mirror

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LionBig7862@reddit

They were threatening castration

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Lt_Cochese@reddit

WTF are you talking about, OP?

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