Did a Lot Lizard steal his clothes?

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Confident-Coconut440@reddit

Man walks down the road wearing an outfit like that, you know he's not afraid of anything.

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Dry-Dream4180@reddit

It’s not fear that keeps people from doing this, it’s sanity.

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Waisted-Desert@reddit

Dude feels pretty regardless of your opinion.

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Dry-Dream4180@reddit

Yeah well I feel like an alligator. I’m not.

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Waisted-Desert@reddit

I believe in you, dude. Be the gator you want to be.

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shadowmib@reddit

The only reason I don't wear all my goth shit and work is because I don't want to get it dirty Otherwise I'd be driving down the road looking Elvira

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TheGirlWhoLived57@reddit

Kinda funny how the only one worried about what pal does with his wiener was you.

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NorthDriver8927@reddit

I ain’t worried. That’s his business. I was just calling a spade a spade is all. Nobody makes jokes in here anymore?

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shadowmib@reddit

You get an upvote for the Firefly reference

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Goufydude@reddit

The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne...

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Zerosos@reddit

I did not expect to see a Firefly reference in r truckers :)

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Turbulent-Grab-8352@reddit

Jayne strapped on his hat, And in five seconds flat, Stole everything Boss Higgins had to steal.

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ExtremeIndustry4807@reddit

Just when I thought I’d seen it all you posted this shit I tip my cap to ya you win. Also i read some of the comments, fucking gold lmfao

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NorthDriver8927@reddit

The fuck is wrong with people? Spank your kids.

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SuperChaos002@reddit

Please don't procreate. I can already tell you will be an angry and abusive parent.

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NorthDriver8927@reddit

Worked for my parents. I pay a lot of taxes and don’t dress like strawberry shortcake.

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You're also an asshole that thinks everyone should adhere to his sense of social norms and that physical abuse is acceptable. Critical thinking isn't a skill you possess. The 1930s called, they want you back.

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AKsuperslay@reddit

Spanking is probably what led to that

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NorthDriver8927@reddit

No. A greasy uncle in a wayward trailer park led to that mess

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radiationblessing@reddit

I will firmly but lovingly verbally correct my kid.

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AKsuperslay@reddit

I will aggressively and crazily teach my kid

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buttnutela@reddit

He’d probably like that

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NorthDriver8927@reddit

Upon further consideration, I take back the spanking. Thank you redditor

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cavehill_kkotmvitm@reddit

No, there's a couple deep dives on that guy, he's a massive creep.

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SeaRow556@reddit

Oh man let's here it

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NorthDriver8927@reddit

*Hear

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SeaRow556@reddit

Jesus shut up I'm using speech to text

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StuntID@reddit

How about using older tech - eyes to proof?

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WillBilly_Thehic@reddit

Talk to text is convenient when trying (and failing) to not run over this mini van full of kids

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NorthDriver8927@reddit

Try not using your phone and driving bro, Reddit can wait.

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shadowmib@reddit

I also use speech to text but sometimes the autocorrect is a bit and asparagus

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StuntID@reddit

So split congnition while driving is good if you use speech to text? Good talk

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cavehill_kkotmvitm@reddit

Dude's a cross dressing fetishist who alternates between claiming to be trans and not, and uses his interests to be a sex pest while interacting with the lolita fashion community. He's got some other pretty out there fetishes, but I'm not interested in moralizing those. If you look up "Lolita Trucker", you should be able to find a decent video on him

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shadowmib@reddit

Yeah that's kind of weird. I have an actual female friend who is into that fashion so I don't really judge based on your clothes. I used to be heavily into goth fashion, and I just don't wear it trucking but it would get ripped up and dirty so I just dressed like a slob and listen to the music. Trucking made me fat anyway so I wouldn't look good in fishnets

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Present-Ambition6309@reddit

Aww don’t be so hard on yourself, ya know there’s a lid for every pot, right? 🤣

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shadowmib@reddit

Well my partner died so I'm not trying to hook up with anyone

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Present-Ambition6309@reddit

Sorry for your loss. My condolences.

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lizziegal79@reddit

Ya know, I’m not mad you can’t find the deep dives. I’m about to find some brain bleach and forget I ever saw this post.

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Present-Ambition6309@reddit

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Dry-Dream4180@reddit

Shocking

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KitteyGirl2836@reddit

Really now? Where's all this info at? I'm bored and need something to read

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cavehill_kkotmvitm@reddit

Wish I could tell you, but it's been years since I watched the deep dive

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itchypalp_88@reddit

They identify as trans or something but don’t shave IIRC

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cavehill_kkotmvitm@reddit

As far as anyone has been able to tell, his claims of being trans are to cover for being a massive sex pest

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4rm4ros@reddit

Really?

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vck97@reddit

Hi vis no longer necessary... EVERYONES gonna have their eyes on that 🤣

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Silverback6543@reddit

Y’all don’t wanna believe it matter of fact y’all don’t wanna admit it but it’s a LOT of LGBT truck drivers out here.

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007sniperENC@reddit

I got so many questions 🤦🏼

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Present-Ambition6309@reddit

And that’s where it began for her also…. Tread lightly might be a slippery slope once there. 🤣🤣🤣

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007sniperENC@reddit

Oh no not worth askin

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Present-Ambition6309@reddit

I would. I’d be asking lots of questions. 🤣 like “How do you get the grease & diesel of that dress when you unhook?” I walk by that dam thing and it jumps onto me I swear to high heaven!

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bentstrider83@reddit

Hey, it's the terminal manager that fired me over something dumb. Put three years in with them. It was a meat grinder near the end.

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vault151@reddit

In a day cab is crazy. I don’t know how my supervisors would feel if I came to work like that every morning.

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deltafaith@reddit

Forget the hi-vis shirts, this guy gets it

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rilloroc@reddit

One of those gigs where everyone has the same seniority, so if you want a better route, you pass a series of dares

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RoseKlingel@reddit

That would be so funny. 😂

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stephenforbes@reddit

If you have been around in the industry for any length of time a WTF moment like this are almost daily.

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Accomplished-Tank774@reddit

It's hard to hide a hard on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

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Ok_Replacement5811@reddit

Cuz a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

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Present-Ambition6309@reddit

I’ve heard that song…. 🎶 go on get stoned, cause the sex is so much better when you’re mad at me🎶 🤣

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HeywoodJaBlowMe123@reddit

If a lot lizard was wearing that, it would 100% be a cop or a banging 10/10 barbie with daddy issues.

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Wolf24h@reddit

Why not both

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Present-Ambition6309@reddit

She’s in jail already lol

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dustinfrog@reddit

Influencer

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Desperate-Position50@reddit

I’m guessing he took the Pacers in 7?!?

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shadowmib@reddit

That could actually be a female driver that is into that style. I had a friend that More that kind of shit all the time. Whether we were going camping or to the gun range. She just loved it. Definitely got some strange looks but whatever. I'm used to that from being goth. I don't wear my golf shift while I'm trucking though cuz I don't want to get it fucked up and dirty.

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Automatic_Edge1726@reddit

This doesn't bother me at all.. At least they are out working and providing for themselves

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ShortCurlies@reddit

Jeffrey Dahmer was working and out providing for himself too.

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SuperChaos002@reddit

Comparing a serial killer to a guy that dressed differently is a wild take.

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cheesenuggets2003@reddit

Plot twist: this guy ends up dunking on Dahmer and Bundy combined. >this is a claim of possibility and not an assertion of fact

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SuperChaos002@reddit

That would be hell of a plot twist, lol.

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Automatic_Edge1726@reddit

That's an extreme view... Comparing someone that dresses a certain way to a serial killing psychopath.. I personally know someone who dresses like that and can tell you they are one of the most generous and kind hearted people I know

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JustWebber16@reddit

So we’re comparing a serial killer to a person who feels comfortable dressing a certain way?

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ratzm@reddit

True

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K_T999@reddit

was the ONLY evidence against Jeffrey Dahmer that he wore a dress? absolute retard

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Wilgrove@reddit

Dude just got done visiting a convention over the weekend. Not all nerds work in tech.

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AreaLeftBlank@reddit

Dress for the job you want.

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ratzm@reddit

Not sure what job that is with that

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pingus3233@reddit

What you don't like feeling pretty in your truck?

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Dramatic-Barber5723@reddit

Hauling to The Wonderland

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Late-Recognition5587@reddit

When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are....

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pianodude01@reddit

Fantasy football punishments getting out of hand...

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PoopPant73@reddit

He just wants to feel pretty..

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smiley82m@reddit

[while singing this. ](https://youtu.be/ysHWNRYJGJA?si=56lMFLEAYK0gCXEP)

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kingblaster3347@reddit

Maybe he’s werelizard

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FlatbedtruckingCA@reddit

Cosplayer??

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PsychologicalAnt3395@reddit

Plot twist he is the lizard

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Typical-Decision-273@reddit

Looks like Alice got lost in wonderland

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ZpikesZpikesZpikes@reddit

Nope Im tapping out 🖐😔🖐 I could comprehend riding in the driver seat buck but not this...

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maddpsyintyst@reddit

As long as Mario is driving his share, who gives a fuck?

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CliffsNote5@reddit

That isn’t a good work outfit the frills could get caught in machinery or brush against greasy surfaces. A more tasteful and subdued outfit would be better and then change after work.

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