This made me laugh so hard the coffee almost came out of my nose.

Could you imagine what she has to tell her own shrink?

“Well today it happened again, I was somehow able to sense the emotions in a ship hundreds of kilometers away but couldn’t sense the dangerous alien who just beamed aboard”

“remember that guy I thought was handsome? Welp turns outs he made me old”

“My mom sexually harassed my boss, again”

“Welp, apparently I have a dead sister”

“I thought the Mask looked good on me”

“I don’t want to tell anyone…but I think the computer sounds like my mom…but I’m afraid to mention it to anyone.”