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They’re calling the cops, man

Posted by BugGarry1978@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 76 comments

They’re calling the cops, man

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lebowski-ModTeam@reddit

Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection. Your roll.
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OriginalPersimmon620@reddit

Mark it zero
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Pimpstik69@reddit

Put the piece away man
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thedude85@reddit

This is a Ricky from TPB move. Even has a colorful shirt.
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TemperatureHeavy8989@reddit

take the drugs or ill cut off your johnson!
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Aggressive_Dress6771@reddit

Chonson!
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Available-Breath-114@reddit

Put the piece away
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Interesting-Log-9627@reddit

Torah study is his manual safety.
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Aggressive_Dress6771@reddit

I still read the Torah manually.
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Botosi5150@reddit

143 years? I want a fucking lawyer, man. I want Bill Kunstler, man, or Ron Kuby.
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Delly66@reddit

Stay out of Burger King Lebowski!
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strongsilenttypos@reddit

Not really the best burgers…
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kepple@reddit

Keep your ugly fucking goldbrickn ass away from my flame broiler Lebowski 
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OstentatiousSock@reddit

People get less for straight up killing other people.
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Superbar_garlicbread@reddit

Calmer than you are
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Gary0aksGirth@reddit

Yeah? Wavin' a fuckin' gun around!?
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Ok_Nefariousness6386@reddit

SHOMER SHAƁBOS!
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kepple@reddit

Whats shomer SHAƁBOS dude? 
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Ok_Nefariousness6386@reddit

Walter practices a sabbath that starts on Friday evening through Saturday. You can't labor, turn on an oven, or bowl.
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Rattlecruiser@reddit

Only if it's a matter of life or death.
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kepple@reddit

Who scheduled the game anyway? Was it that kraut Burkholder down at the league office? 
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Significant-Owl7980@reddit

_Is he the only one that gives a shit about the rules_?
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CthulhuParty@reddit

Mr. Treehorn treats drugs like money, man...
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DragonflyScared813@reddit

I once received a Spartans styrofoam hat as payment. Another time, a baggie with some bud in it. Dios mio man...
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HugePurpleNipples@reddit

Is his name Walter bc he needs to put the piece away. 143 yrs?!? wtf man.
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Inosethatguy@reddit

DRUGS Fucking Jesus Christ man , people are too fucking scared to spell drugs. ????? Fucking fascists
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Archduke_Of_Beer@reddit

Should have gone to the In-N-Out Burger
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YourHooliganFriend@reddit

The one near Radford...
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Sad_Researcher_3344@reddit

NEAR the one on Radford...
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AdultishRaktajino@reddit

Imagine giving up the rest of your life for a Whopper and some chicken fries.
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ProEraWuTang@reddit

Those are good burgers Walter
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Pandy_45@reddit

Shut the fuck up, Donny
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Gullible-Incident613@reddit

Shut the fuck up Donnie, you're out of your element
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CoreyFeldmanOfficial@reddit

shut the FUCK up donny...!!
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Isosceles_Kramer79@reddit

Btw, there was more to the story of why he got 143 years. *"After Robertson pointed the gun at the drive-thru worker, prosecutors said he walked into a convenience store across the street and pointed a gun at the head of a clerk. When Robertson saw there was a surveillance video camera system there, he shot at the screen and left, then shot toward two people outside in the parking lot, Kellner’s office said."* https://apnews.com/article/burger-king-drive-thru-gun-aurora-429b9816f189c368cc2a9cdf70fdc964
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BugGarry1978@reddit (OP)

He’s got emotional problems man
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raymielovescorn@reddit

Beyond pacifism?
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broberds@reddit

Does he still write?
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WilHunting2@reddit

Still seems like a lot of time. Actual murderers often get less time than this.
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CheckYourStats@reddit

He was charged with 8 counts of attempted. Murder. He also had a long record of violence with guns previously. He felon. With a record. He’s a fuckin’ loser.
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WilHunting2@reddit

You get less time for being a pederast, though.
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CheckYourStats@reddit

Jesus.
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WhyLater@reddit

You said it, man.
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Opening-Two6723@reddit

8 year olds dude
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Genghis_Chong@reddit

Crime of passion vs random violent rampage, its totally different
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WilHunting2@reddit

What are you, a fucking court stenographer now?
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danimalscrunchers@reddit

That’s interesting man, that’s fucking interesting
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Few-Department2396@reddit

143 years???? WTF????
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junkdrawer2025@reddit

I'm asking myself the same question. I mean did anyone even get hurt?
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DiZZYDEREK@reddit

Read the comment above where he went into a nearby store, shot at a security camera and then at people outside. Thankfully missed but that's a lot of charges racked into one
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its-groit-craic@reddit

Has the whole world gone crazy?!!!?
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Harxces_xiv@reddit

Who would of guessed
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513859@reddit

He didn’t accept drugs as payment? Did he think it was a ringer? Has the whole world gone crazy?
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copenhagen622@reddit

Wonder what kind of drugs lol
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Village_Cobb@reddit

I’m finishing my coffee
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mjpfinger@reddit

Waving the gun around
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DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit

Those are shitty burgers, Walter.
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UnBearable1520@reddit

Probably the worst drug dealer ever
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merlingogringo@reddit

You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen to keep my stomach you know, full of whoppers.
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TurdShaker@reddit

Has this whole world gone fucking crazy!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Crumby2222@reddit

New shit has come to light…
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Huge_Marketing4897@reddit

He needs to just take it easy man.
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Remarkable_Major7710@reddit

Some burgers, some beers, multiple attempted murder charges…our troubles are just starting
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Dobstylin@reddit

Lotta ins lotta outs lotta what have yous
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U-Rsked-4-it@reddit

Mind if I do a J?
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sparrow_42@reddit

Dude obviously took it way too far with the piece and all but TBH I'm kinda surprised to find out you can't trade drugs for Burger King as well.
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Venga_Animo@reddit

Depends on the drugs. Mind if I do a J?
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BravesFan-In-OK@reddit

If you pull a piece on me at Burger King....I'll take it from you and stick up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes click
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Big-Joe-Studd@reddit

Jesus
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Ok_Skill7476@reddit

You said it man
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Pandy_45@reddit

Jesus
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GuitarSingle4416@reddit

When asked by the judge to remove the headphones he was wearing, the suspect said" no, he doesn't care... he's listening to Autobahn."
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Gullible-Incident613@reddit

Guess the guy had the munchies from some good weed 😋 Hey, I can understand the impulse to pull a gun if your lack of a happy meal is harshing your buzz, but it's not worth committing a felony for.
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DrNullPinter@reddit

Those are good burgers
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JarlWeaslesnoot@reddit

Dios mio
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GringodelNorte@reddit

Ve vantz ze buhguhz Lebowski!
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