ULPT Request: how can i just like, absolutely ruin my rich asshole neighbor's day. Legally but like, still kinda messed up. Condo building.
Posted by robmosesdidnthwrong@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 23 comments
brober003@reddit
If you have his/her phone number, sign them up for mortgage inquiries, pest control quotes, insurance quotes, etc…
robmosesdidnthwrong@reddit (OP)
YES oh my god that's the perfect amount of devious
danpritts@reddit
Political text spam from both parties
robmosesdidnthwrong@reddit (OP)
THATS THE ONE ugh imma wreck this man's inbox
Phantom2291@reddit
Fill them out by hand though, online can sometimes be traced back. And mail them in from far away
sparkchaser@reddit
Use a library or hotel computer
mordecai98@reddit
Pool cleaning quotes
Drunk_Lemon@reddit
Depends on why you are pissed at them. Revenge should always be tailored to the situation. Like say someone cut down a tree of yours illegally. Aside from the legal recourse which would likely be most satisfying, you could plant quick growing bamboo trees in their yard which IIRC is illegal to cut depending on where you live. Or if they blocked you from getting to into your house by blocking your driveway, you could put a lock on their door making it impossible for them to unlock the door without a drill which inevitably would destroy their lock.
YouSickenMe67@reddit
I would be surprised to find out bamboo is illegal to cut, anywhere. It's an invasive grass that can grow a foot a day. That's like making kudzu illegal to cut. The place would be overgrown with bamboo in no time.
Drunk_Lemon@reddit
I'm probably thinking of something else. I remember it as a variant of bamboo, but it could be some other fast growing wood like plant. Or maybe it was bamboo in the video I saw and the legality part is from a different video about burying bodies under certain plants....
YouSickenMe67@reddit
Yeah the advice about using state/federal protected plants is pretty broadly mentioned, but also kinda nonsense because authorities will just get a court order to move the plants. Might delay them a day.
Drunk_Lemon@reddit
Yup, that's why I use other methods instead. Like, acid, extremely basic solutions, cremation, burial at sea etc.
Big24@reddit
Start a really nasty compost pile near their yard, leaving it open as much as possible so that it attracts all types of animals
Bird feeders - like 2-3 for every tree. Never pick up the seed. Scatter it around messily
Plant bamboo and mint in the ground
Buy one of those crickets that randomly chirp and put it in one of the shared walls.
robmosesdidnthwrong@reddit (OP)
Mint!! Oh that is so good, its ultimately harmless but so annoying
rightonetimeX2@reddit
Why is mint annoying?
mattfrat87@reddit
Spreads and is hard to contain
Jurakhan@reddit
Step out on balcony and toss bird seed mixed with laxatives over to his balcony…let nature do its thing…
ItPutsLotionOnItSkin@reddit
Evian piss disks
Chavesi@reddit
Send him a glitter bomb, Invite missionaries when he is home, if you can get away without getting seen, you can use spray adhesive on things to make them forever dirty and horrible to clean, it will be covered in all sorts of things fast.
robmosesdidnthwrong@reddit (OP)
The spray adhesive is so diabolical and im frightened by your genius
Personal_Shoulder983@reddit
Burn down your apartment. Like put a pan of oil on the stove until it starts to burn, so it looks like an accident.
For sure his condo will be damaged too! Screw him!
GoauldofWar@reddit
You don't.
There's nothing you can do that they can't bring back at you ten fold.
saranowitz@reddit
Wrong sub pardner