ULPT: If you're ever getting physically assaulted, try to shit there to disgust the other person.

Posted by The_AxR_@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 6 comments

Sorry if it sounds weird but it came to my mind while shitting.

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dj_boy-Wonder@reddit

Start moaning and saying you like it, call them daddy and beg for more, tell them you haven’t finished yet cmon just one more fist so you can cum! Yeah daddy! They’ll stop

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Here's a tip from ol' taintmaster. Always be ready to piss your pants. It will come in handy in Many situations, such as assault, stuck in elevator, need to assert dominance, need excuse to leave venue, solidarity with child, etc.

There is a very thin line of self-control protecting society from me and people like myself.

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Economy-Flounder4565@reddit

or you could start jerking off. they never expect that.

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TripCruise@reddit

If the other person is insanely larger than you, you might just do it without trying. I won that fight btw, but only because I never let them get a hold of me, I returned every punch, and they got tired of trying to hit me with broadcasted haymakers. I was getting tired from jumping to connect with their chin.

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ihadagoodone@reddit

same can be said if you get into a M.V.A.

public embarrassment could be worth extra.