What are your best boomer parent "Oh, that's worth something!" items
Posted by MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 717 comments
Looking to just laugh a little at the things that our boomer parents think are "worth something" and won't let go of, despite our pleas.
Here are a few, all from my MIL, who is a wonderful person BTW. Just optimistic about her crap.
•2 Hot Wheels, 1980s, still in the package, but beat up from being shoved in between old sheets in a closet for 35 years.
• A Tickle Me Elmo in the package, (from like the 5th production year) similar condition as the hot wheels, that she got at a garage sale from some OTHER boomer whose kids likely told THEIR mom it wasn't worth anything.
• a rubber ball. Roughly tennis ball sized. That's it. A rubber ball. ("Well they don't make solid rubber balls anymore! It's from the town rubber factory that shut down in the 70s! It's worth something!")
To note: I have started whipping out my phone and googling and showing her what they are actually worth in the moments after she says this. When I did it for the hot wheels (priced at $25 on ebay) and suggested we donate them with some other items, she pulled them out of the donate pile and shoved them back in the linen closet.
just1here@reddit
Our awesome Fisher Price toys that we played with for years. We’re talking serious wear & tear. The painted faces worn off from all the playing. They’re worth something! Mom’s been so sure
not_falling_down@reddit
One of my children did want those - not for monetary value, but just because she liked them.
just1here@reddit
Fond memories. I have Hallmark ornaments of quite a few of them (blue house, school & school bus)
Cycling_Electrically@reddit
Personally I don’t want any stuff. Maybe tools or something of use but figurines and junk no way. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
ihatepickingnames_@reddit
My dad won’t throw his old PCs for Dummies and random other computer books (Word Perfect anyone?).
Night_Porter_23@reddit
computer BOOKS. lol. that was a very specific time in history.
Riffman42@reddit
But... I like computer books.
pgcotype@reddit
Somewhat OT, but I won't get rid of my late mother's dictionary. It's one of those enormous ones that weighs about 25 lbs., but I just like it.
bigmamagi@reddit
I have a complete set of encyclopedias that claims man will someday land on the moon. I hated using those books in school in the '80s, especially after watching the shuttle launch. Sad thing is I still have them, and I'm wondering why.
longhairdleapingnome@reddit
I tried to buy some encyclopedias to bring to a quiz night, as a joke…. Anyway, people wanted at least 100$ for a set. No thanks. The gag was not worth 100$
bigmamagi@reddit
You can borrow mine
longhairdleapingnome@reddit
That’s very kind but how would you find out important information? Lol
bigmamagi@reddit
Basic common sense, if available, should be used to find the correct information 😁
Serindipte@reddit
My brother and I were looking at our oldest dictionary the other day while going through the games trunk (it's in there because of Scrabble). It's from 1978.
heffel77@reddit
We used to have the World Book encyclopedia from 1987. So much shit was out of date or wrong within such a short time period that it was really only good for very specific things. And now, even those are just wrong,lol.
Serindipte@reddit
This dictionary was from the 1978 World Book Encyclopedia sets lol, imagine how much was wrong there!
heffel77@reddit
Well, dictionaries have a much longer shelf life than encyclopedias these days. It was Czechoslovakia and then the Czech Republic and all the other countries that became countries in East Asia, all the Stans, and now some African countries have gone through two or three name changes.
Serindipte@reddit
It seems like half the countries I learned in school no longer exist! I graduated in 1992
pgcotype@reddit
That's great. I found another one in my house at 6 a.m. EDT. It's from the late 1960s 😆. I'm going to keep it, even though nobody knows where it came from!
carolina822@reddit
I have my mother's two-volume dictionary that she won in her third grade spelling bee. It is massive and has some cool illustrations - I will never ever get rid of it.
heffel77@reddit
It looks nice in a library or study/office when you put it on a stand with the horizontal lamp. My grandmother had some huge Bibles that were illustrated with lots of different pictures and paintings. It was beautiful. Of course, it’s not like it was an illustrated manuscript or anything valuable but it reminded me of her, honestly because of the smell of the dust and wooden stand and paper.
heffel77@reddit
Just for a little light reading? When you want to remember how to debug your Commodore or random Texas Instruments program…
Riffman42@reddit
I feel called out here. Y'know, I still have some of my '99er magazines. And sometimes I do miss my Commodore 128.
heffel77@reddit
Hey, man, you do you!!! I remember having old Nintendo magazines until 2004 or something,lol. And the ones for announcing Metroid and tips on SMB2! Super Mario Bros 3 coming soon!
Moist_Rule9623@reddit
Then you’re in luck, because I’m cleaning out my mom’s place this month (into next month 🙄) so there’s gonna be dozens and DOZENS of books on obsolete OS’s @ software languages hitting the thrift market
moopet@reddit
I have recently (last couple of years) re-bought the Usbourne computer books I had as a kid. They're worth something to me!
Riffman42@reddit
I had a Turbo Pascal book that was like a bible to me in college that I would like to have back.
Dionysiac777@reddit
Yeah. It was our time.
CryptoHorologist@reddit
You can still buy computer books at this very specific time in history.
Scouter197@reddit
Oh man! Loved Word Perfect! We weren't allowed to check emails during school time....I figured out how to do it in Word Perfect!
United_Stable4063@reddit
Word perfect was the far superior program
Id_Rather_Beach@reddit
seriously. This could be done? That seems really, really futuristic.
I don't believe I ever used WP. Only Word. Not sure why.
Scouter197@reddit
Yeah, Word Perfect had a file manager thing (F5 I think? or F6?) and, like modern Windows, you could then access different directories. So I'd access the email program directory and it would show the new emails. I could read them but couldn't respond to them.
Digitalispurpurea2@reddit
My parents still have the floppy discs for lotus 123.
allothernamestaken@reddit
3.5 or 5.25?
Digitalispurpurea2@reddit
5.25” ofc
evilJaze@reddit
Hey man, you never know when you're going to come across an IBM XT from 1984 and have to do some quick spreadsheet work suddenly.
Brevemike@reddit
Nope, I always know. It’s on the third shelf up on the left-hand side as I walk into my garage. And it has an upgrade which supports those newfangled 3 1/2 inch floppies.
evilJaze@reddit
Whoa! Look at Mr. (Mrs?) Moneybags here! SD or HD?
Fun-Explorer-4152@reddit
You never know when there might be an alien invasion A la Independence Day that will require uploading something to an antique computer system. That floppy might save the world!
evilJaze@reddit
I've heard that Lotus 1-2-3 was powerful, but wow!
pepperw2@reddit
What if John Titor shows up?
FauxRealsies@reddit
Word Perfect! I will die on the hill that Word Perfect was superior to Microsoft Word in every way. Pour one out for our fallen homies.
cfdh@reddit
I too will die on that hill.
Reader47b@reddit
I don't know that I could use it as easily as Word today, but I thought it was superior...wasn't sure if that's because I used WordPerfect all through high school, including for journalism, and all through college before using Word...but Word just didn't seem as good to me. But if you threw WordPerfect in front of me today, I might not remember how to use it...
RoguePlanet2@reddit
We have a dinosaur PC upstairs in the "office." Really a room dominated by my husband's "desk" (a slab of pressed wood and two file cabinets), piled with papers he ignores, but insists are too important to touch. The computer sits there like a giant fossil, because you can't get the same version of AutoCad anymore. Think he's used it once in 25 years.
It's already backed up, as far as I know. Why can't he just learn a new version that's more efficient?!
PMMEBITCOINPLZ@reddit
God I used Word Perfect all the way through college.
agentmkultra666@reddit
I was helping my my ex gf declutter her mom’s house a couple years ago and she still had the installation floppy diskettes for Windows 95. She would not let us get rid of them because she “might need to reinstall it some day”
This was in addition to many many files cabinets full of tax documents from the 80s, and shelves full of outdated law books.
Fluid-Tip-5964@reddit
What I wouldn't give to swap MS Word for Word Perfect at work
geodebug@reddit
Word Perfect is kind of retro-future because it is very similar to using markdown now.
r0mr0@reddit
Computer books… lol
(Note to self: go out to garage and throw away my boxes of computer books this weekend.)
GenericRedditor1937@reddit
But you might need them. Like for an apocalyptic situation where you need to start a fire. I just want you to consider ALL the possibilities before you take such drastic measures.
paintboxsoapworks@reddit
The enormous Victorian house that they poured literally all of their retirement savings into restoring with period-accurate everything, convinced that they could sell it for an easy half a million. If it were ANYWHERE else, that might have been reasonable, but we're in a consistently under valued area, and the house is in a failing school district, and the taxes are batshit. After years on the market, they finally sold it for $285K. :sad trombone:
Stefan_Vanderhoof@reddit
Hummels, Sebastian miniatures, old newspapers, Gnomes, Madame Alexander creepy dolls, giant pieces of heavy brown furniture. Some of the furniture strikes me as undervalued because it is well made. Estate sale companies told us that an estate sale was not worth it for our parents’ stuff so we paid a company to haul it all away.
auntieup@reddit
Hummels. FUCKING HUMMELS.
Dottegirl67@reddit
Someone once called Hummels and Precious Moments figures “boomer Funko Pops”. Seems right.
Perfect-Essay-5210@reddit
My 87 year old mom calls them "dead babies in a jar." Her sister had hundreds.
not_falling_down@reddit
Except it was the Boomers' parents who collected those.
Dottegirl67@reddit
Plenty of boomers carried on the Hummel tradition, and then started on the Precious Moments. Plenty of Gen Xers stuck with this stuff, lol
siamesecat1935@reddit
Not mine, thankfully, but Precious Moments. OMG they are so sappy and yet I see them EVERYWHERE. when I'm thrifting.
tez_zer55@reddit
One of my sisters has 2 rooms full of Precious Moments figurines. Bookcases against every wall, jammed together except for where the windows are. Thousands of them & very few might be worth more than a buck or two. How much she spent collecting them is ridiculous!
Elegant-Ingenuity781@reddit
Is your sister Robyn Brown from Sister wives
tez_zer55@reddit
😂😂. No
Head-Proof7273@reddit
Stupid freaky looking dolls!! I hate them!
clewing1@reddit
Nothing like having figurines of dead children.
Serindipte@reddit
My aunt collected Dreamcicles... they aren't even Precious Moments lol
The_mighty_pip@reddit
Shudders…
JoeyKino@reddit
My wife and I LOVE the creepy ones people have made, but they're crazy-expensive and she's got some pretty spectacular art skills, so we've started buying some of the ones we find at thrift stores if we can think of something weird to do with it...
So far we've got a child sitting on a stump with a book I'd like to make into a Deadite reading the Necronomicon, a kid dangling a toy for a dog I'd like to turn into a kid holding raw meat for a demonic dog (possibly Cerberus if we can find something sturdy enough to make entirely additional heads), and at LEAST one more that's escaping me.
Demonkey44@reddit
You could sell that on Etsy for a pretty penny as a OOAK item.
JoeyKino@reddit
That's exactly where we got the idea - wife found some on there she wanted to get me until she saw the price they were selling them for (not to mention the person who does the REALLY awesome ones is in the UK and we're in the U.S. - shipping alone bumps the cost up pretty good). This one is a favorite:
RoguePlanet2@reddit
The Satanic Temple art gallery in Salem, MA is having an art show, with contributions due by the end of July sometime. These would be amazing submissions.
auntieup@reddit
Well now I’m interested.
pquince1@reddit
Their eyes remind me of my sleep paralysis demon.
Stella-The-Floof@reddit
My mom about passed out when, after moving for the 4th time, threw away all the boxes because I was tired of packing and unpacking them and then storing the damn boxes!
nopointers@reddit
This turned into a giant joke with my MIL. She told me the Precious Moments are worth twice as much if you still have the original box. I said OK, that means the box is worth as much as the statue. Could you give me all the boxes in your will? The look was priceless, then she just started laughing.
mindcontrol93@reddit
My wife just got a batch of those for free. Her and the daughter are turning them into bloody horror scenes.
Ok-Ability5733@reddit
Think we need a photo of one of these
mindcontrol93@reddit
I will have to find the photos. She did a series of the larger angels as different characters: They Live, Alex from A Clockwork Orange, Leatherface, Pinhead, and Pogo the Clown (John Wayne Gacy).
geof2001@reddit
Definitely going to need a link to photos. Guessing etsy links probably not allowed, but maybe just her store name?
/remindme 2 days
mindcontrol93@reddit
She does not sell any of her work. She says she makes them for herself and does not want to share.
auntieup@reddit
This might be the most Gen X thing I’ve ever heard. Rad!
Olivia_Bitsui@reddit
Are those like off-brand Hummels?
archivesgrrl@reddit
There are some artists who take them and paint them really cool and add stuff. There’s one lady that makes them into witches and gorgons and stuff. But yeah on their own, worthless.
LeatherRebel5150@reddit
I worked at an auction house that did estate sale in college, (only a few years ago, went back to college later in life) and the amount of hummels, precious moments, and longerberger baskets that came through was astounding. They wouldn’t sell individually so they were always in tray lots. Literally a school lunch tray with multiple items on it sold as a unit. Even then they never cracked more than $5 for a whole tray of them
sctwinmom@reddit
When my mom passed, we gifted her Hummel collection to her church friend who had been helping her in her last months. Friend was so touched while sis and I were overjoyed to ditch those things!
RunningWineaux@reddit
I was at an antique store yesterday and saw a bunch of them. My father once calculated they they’d spent over $40k on Hummels.
My escape is that I’m no contact with them and won’t have to deal with them or the 19 sets of dishes or the “fancy furniture” or the never ending emotional abuse!
RoguePlanet2@reddit
I'm very curious about the correlation between money spent on "collectibles," and the amount of emotional abuse doled out by collectors.
heffel77@reddit
I think it’s kind of funny how my grandmother had the “nice dishes” that we were never allowed to use. I guess she was waiting for the President to stop by or something but she had dishes and then the other sets, not China or anything, just her “nice dishes” lmao
Junket_Middle@reddit
Don’t forget danish xmas plates!!
pquince1@reddit
My father tried to give me all of my grandmother’s and aunt’s because they had SO MANY. Nope. Don’t have the room and even if I did I’m not dusting those creepy things.
emilyyancey@reddit
Omg hummels have been plaguing my family for like 70 years. I most recently sold one on eBay for like $12. TREASURES. FAMILY HEIRLOOMS 😆😆
Iittletart@reddit
I get having a collection, but Hummels are just so ugly. And the whole pastoral teutonic vibe was always a little dog-whistle "Hitler youth" to me even as a kid.
sanddancer08@reddit
Aw. I like Hummels. I know I'm in the minority & it's massively to my advantage that I am, as I can pick them up for pennies on eBay etc as no one wants them anymore. But yes, "they're worth something" 🤣
Grilled_Cheese10@reddit
If you love them, and find joy in finding them and collecting, go for it.
If they're taking over your house and you're stashing them away in hopes of them making you rich one day, then you need to think about what's going on.
For several decades I collected vintage kitchen ware, vintage ceramics, and Little Golden books. I just picked out the ones I liked that were affordable to me. I had 2 cabinets I kept them in. It was a joyful past time for me. Whenever I travelled I'd visit antique stores and it was fun.
Then, after my divorce and changing things up in my life I decided I didn't want any of it any more. I sold it all but for a very few choice pieces. I did not make big bucks. I barely got an extremely small fraction back of what I spent on it over the years. But that didn't bother me at all. I didn't buy any of it to make a profit. I enjoyed it at the time. The time was over. Now other people can enjoy it the same way I did.
agentmkultra666@reddit
This is how I look at collecting items. I mostly collect stuff that’s not worth anything, because I enjoy it. Even if I owned valuable items, I’m far too lazy to go about selling them in a way that would make any money😂
IrelandParish@reddit
I collect Little Golden Books too but not for any reason other than I absolutely live them! There is one that I cannot find, and I have searched everywhere for years. It is my Holy Grail!
carolina822@reddit
Which one? I doubt its in the giant stack of books at my in-laws house, but I am curious what the Holy Grail one is. I love love loved Little Golden Books as a kid!
IrelandParish@reddit
The Magic Friend-Maker
Grilled_Cheese10@reddit
I ended up selling most of them to a young woman who was hosting her sister's baby shower with a Little Golden Book theme. She was so excited to get them! It was a joy.
IrelandParish@reddit
That is wonderful! Love it!
sanddancer08@reddit
I like them for them. For no other reason. I'm happy I can pick them up for pennies and I'm certainly not acquiring them as an investment 😆
Suitable_Command7109@reddit
That’s a great way to look at it. You bought it, you loved it, it fulfilled its purpose for that time, but that time is over. I am going to try that with my mom. Lord knows nothing else I’ve said has worked. She is hanging on to things she doesn’t enjoy anymore and the house is only so big…
ImAlsoNotOlivia@reddit
I’ve got 7 from the 50s that were my grandma’s. I’ll send them to you for FREE!
sanddancer08@reddit
You're very kind. But I'm in UK and I suspect you're in the US. Those things don't travel well.
ImAlsoNotOlivia@reddit
Dang it!
latomar@reddit
My parents would buy me Hummel’s once a year for my birthday or Christmas when I was young, so mine are sentimental.
maccaphil@reddit
They are worth pennies, that is the point
Ceorl_Lounge@reddit
Grandma died and left so many Hummels. I did take two that meant a lot to her, but they're still in my basement a decade on.
63crabby@reddit
Reminds me of Better Call Saul, from Season 1
moopet@reddit
What are Hummels? I can't find anything likely on a quick search.
auntieup@reddit
They are German ceramic figurines of small Bavarian children doing various things. The one that gives me the creeps (and still sells for a considerable amount, for reasons I don’t like thinking about) is this one.
Mountainjoie@reddit
Hummel used to have a Hummel of the Month club 🫠
biteyfish98@reddit
Yep. Yep. Yep. Should have sold them allllll in the 80s!
My mother still loves hers, some of which her mother brought over originally from Germany, so if they make her happy…🤷🏻♀️
They’re not going to be living in my house, though.
Visual_Lingonberry53@reddit
As an antiques dealer, I will confirm this. VERY FEW are worth more than a couple 100. All the little old ladies thought they would send their grandkids to college on them. Same with Llardro
Corporation_tshirt@reddit
Does she have an Alpine Shepherd Boy?
Maganda_@reddit
I love hummels .
nasti-moosebite@reddit
I can’t wait to inherit the entire collection of Hummel plates from the Franklin Mint. Mom even saved the styrofoam they shipped in.
Atwood412@reddit
I think Sand dancer just said they would be interested in your Boomer’s Hummel collection when the time comes.🤣😜❤️
m149@reddit
Unfortunately, a roughly 1500sqft basement FULL of old power supplies and other gizmos and gadgets that he salvaged from somewhere when people were throwing them out.
About 15 years ago, I tried to sell a bit of the stuff on ebay....asked him to pick out what he thought would be most likely to sell. Nobody bid at all.
Gonna require at least two weeks and two dumpsters to get all of that crap out of there when he goes.
In his defense, there is some stuff in there that's actually worth something (welder, drill press, grinders), but I'd reckon 98% of it has no value other than scrap value.
MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit (OP)
I think you hit on part of the problem, which is that there may be something in there worth something. But if that item's sale isn't going to put anyone in a higher tax bracket then it's probably not worth it. If 98% of it is junk and one thing is worth $650, how many hours am I going to have to sift & work through stuff to make $650?
not_falling_down@reddit
What do tax brackets have to do with anything?
m149@reddit
Definitely not worth it for $650.
I would hope that if there is something truly truly valuable, such as a 1959 Gibson Les Paul burst or one of Abraham Lincoln's stovepipe hats, that the parent would make us aware of it.
But if their "valuable" collection is beanie babies or whatever, then there's probably not much to worry about.
Although thinking about the future and having to go thru my dad's crap, I'll probably be curious enough to spend some time poking around just because I'll be curious to look at that junk and trying to understand WTF he was thinking when he picked it up.
SadPhase2589@reddit
My mom worked for Hershey when I was a kid. During their 100yr celebration they gave all employees a Steuben vase engraved with the Hershey logo. My mom swore it would be worth a significant amount in years to come because “it’s a Steuben”.
It’s still sitting in her China cabinet for all to see like it’s the World Cup trophy. Right now they’re going for $40 on eBay.
siamesecat1935@reddit
My dad worked for Merck. At some point, they were voted either THE best or one of the best companies to work for. Every employee was given a 1 oz silver commemorative coin. In going through my mom's stuff since she's moved to skilled nursing, i found it.
Thankfully, she isn't one to collect things, or hoard. But she asked if I wanted to keep it. NOPE. I'm selling it, along with a bunch of silver flatware and silver jewelry.
I did that with gold jewelry we had. We both went through it, kept what was sentimental, and sold the rest. Got almost $6500 for it, which will help pay misc. expenses since she gets a whole $50 a month under Medicaid.
I kept some things, including things she said were sentimental, even though they aren't to me. they were small and can be easily hidden away.
SadPhase2589@reddit
I think most things that have any sentimental value are probably not worth much to anyone else.
siamesecat1935@reddit
Agreed. but as they are few and small, I packed them away, and when she's gone, I will be able to donate them without feeling guilty. I had to pack up her apartment quickly, and figure out what could be donated right away, and what we would need to go through at a later date.
I'm trying to get rid of my own stuff as well. I'm pretty good at it, but a few things I can't bring myself to get rid of.
cerialthriller@reddit
Hess Trucks.. my MIL has totes and totes full that shipping costs more than they are worth
Possumcucumber@reddit
My husband’s parents have put in their wills that he will inherit their huge, hideously ugly, no-longer-able-to-be-tuned player piano that weighs around half a metric tonne and comes with a hoard of player rolls for a bunch of Roll Out the Barrel type saloon faves. We live in a small apartment two states away, move for work often and already own a high quality and portable electronic piano, but they remain convinced that this is an awesome inheritance and cannot be dissuaded.
SomeoneHereForNow@reddit
I know several antique dealers who all have the same joke about antique pianos. They're all worth what you're willing to pay someone to haul it off.
Possumcucumber@reddit
Yep, that’s the issue - you can’t even give them away as it’s such an issue to move them. And needs such specialist skills to repair, and they age out of repairability as the pianola of doom has! Maybe if someone out there has a truck, 6 burly friends and an old west themed saloon bar with enough space to have it as a decor piece? Kind of a niche market!
FlippingPossum@reddit
Geeze. That's going to be a giant PITA. I'd be tempted to dismantle it by ax.
SweetsMurphy@reddit
This is the winner.
Gold_Oven_557@reddit
Oof. Sorry
RogerClyneIsAGod2@reddit
Wheat pennies. There are a few that are worth some $$ but most are worth about 1-3 cents tops.
Jaded-Maybe5251@reddit
I took over 80 pounds of those goddamn things to the bank. The idea was my sperm donor was going to "melt them down and sell the real copper." At least they were rolled.
All of those were the "rejects". He had quite a few of the valuable ones that were sold with the rest of his coins.
Xanthius76@reddit
When they say it's "It's worth something", I think what it means is it is worth something to them and they don't want to admit that it's sentimental so they brush it off as having monetary value. I'm sure there's stuff in my attic that have no monetary value but have sentimental value.
Jaded-Maybe5251@reddit
Things only have as much value as another person is willing to pay.
Xanthius76@reddit
There are plenty of things that have value that are not tied to monetary worth. A picture my child drew from me has more value to me than it would to you. That value is contextual.
pixeldaddy2000@reddit
With the way things are going economically, I wonder if people will regain an interest in utilizing old stuff when they can't afford new stuff, if it's even available.
pacman30_@reddit
Coins. Effing COINS.
Jaded-Maybe5251@reddit
Sperm donor collected coins - he was a numismatist. Actual higher-than-face-value coins.
The whole collection sold for around $80k. He was
A couple months ago, I found another complete set... a near duplicate of one of the sets sold.
PNWcog@reddit
Stamps are basically worthless. But coins still can be worth something. Gold coins obviously, but a handful of old dimes and quarters could be worth $30+ just from the silver content. No, nothing to retire off of, but enough to not throw away.
KansasDavid1960@reddit
My parents had a crap load of stamps, I sold a few for 85% face ten sheets at a time. The rest I used to ship my eBay sales, and it worked out great and I have a few left, my mom passed in 2006.
None of the stamps were valuable other than the postage.
CreativeRiddle@reddit
I went through my FIL’s coin collection after he passed. Not really much of anything to get excited about when I looked it up. What was surprising was finding he had US script printed specifically for use on base during the Vietnam war. I guess most guys spent it and not a ton of it is still around. Nothing to get rich from, but worth more than I’d expect. He was a pilot and also had a pack of random bills from various countries, all 1960s, I’m guessing it was in case he was shot down. It was an interesting rabbit hole.
Dumbkitty2@reddit
I’m in this camp. I ended up with a fair bit of silver melt weight, a couple gold coins from a great grandmother and rolls and rolls of bicentennial quarters that I hand out to kids because they think they are cool. So what if they all end up in a bubble gum machine a week later?
DrJagger452@reddit
Pennies. Nothing special about them, but for some unknown reason they have kept every penny they've received in the last 50 years (or more). EVERY.FUCKING.PENNY.
auntieup@reddit
And stamps!
usagizero@reddit
My parents weren't boomers, they grew up during the depression, and when they passed, there were boxes of stamps. Pretty much worthless, but some were neat looking.
Coins on the other hand, actually got like $50k for theirs. Helped that a lot were gold and actual silver.
ThePicassoGiraffe@reddit
I collect coins but not because I care about their value. I want to make fancy world map art of all the places we and our friends have been around the world and put a coin on each country.
Plus I plan to go back to the UK at some point so I’m not giving away the like £25 in coins from my last trip haha
grandmaratwings@reddit
We collect coins too, and bills. They’re in a book w the plastic sleeve things. Labeled by country and organized by continent. When we travel we make a ‘withdrawal’ from the bank book so we have some initial cash on hand, then make sure we’ve got bills and coins to put back in the book when we get home.
Die_Immediately@reddit
Yep. My uncle gave me a US proof set every year for my birthday when I was a kid. They were the most boring gifts and decades later were worth little more than the coins inside.
draggar@reddit
Are you my nephew? 🤣🤣😥🤣🤣
He 18 now and my sister and I had a talk, while she says he's appreciated them I don't have to get them anymore (and they're so f-ing expensive now, especially for the silver proof sets I'd get him).
ConstantConfusion123@reddit
My dad too! He still buys them once in a while. It would make sense to me if he just enjoyed collecting unusual or old coins, but to think they'll be valuable is just silly to me.
raerae1991@reddit
This^^^^
Jaded-Maybe5251@reddit
Porcelain dolls.
There's about 50 of them.
None of them have been taken care of and are coming apart.
wetclogs@reddit
The reverse for me: “Save my Fender Champ tube amp. It’ll be worth more than $25 someday.” Just looked up the same model/year on Revetb: $620. Given away to a neighbor boy before I could come home after high school graduation. I think this establishes what we already knew: Boomers don’t know the value of jack shit.
combabulated@reddit
All boomers aren’t as clueless as your dad. I’m sorry you’re still bitter about that $620, but you can’t pick your parents. Or your kids.
wetclogs@reddit
I’m not bitter. And it wasn’t my dad. He wasn’t around. My point is that Boomers think we want their Hummel collection but get rid of things that have value.
combabulated@reddit
I don’t know any boomers w a single Hummel. That would be my silent generation mom, or my grandmother. But they didn’t like Hummel either.
wetclogs@reddit
Hummel is just an example of useless brick a brack that old people think have value. Keep defending boomers, but you may want to read the room.
Honeybee3674@reddit
I mean, they put shag carpeting over hard wood floors, so...
wetclogs@reddit
Dude! My barber just bought a house and said he had to replace the carpeting. I asked him if he was putting in hardwoods or laminate, because carpet sucks. He said there were hardwoods underneath. Why!
Teach11@reddit
Me too: Dad’s cheap-ass, probably bought at Sears in 1960, Silvertone guitar. Gave it to my musician nephew, and he gave it back because it sounded shitty and he has too many instruments already. Our on-the-ball estate sale guru took it out of the mix the day before the sale, wanting to check with a guitar guru friend of his. Found out it was “special/first edition” or something for collectors. He changed the price tag and put it back in the mix, and day two, that stupid ass guitar brought $1250.
wetclogs@reddit
That’s awesome. I never would have thought certain brands would be valuable, but Gen Z likes to be different. I know nothing about Silvertones. Did it have gold foil pickups?
Teach11@reddit
Maybe? I have no idea…a musician I am not! 🤣 I remember my guy mentioning something about the frets making the guru realize that it was original/special/early edition or something. He also told us if we listed it ourselves in the right place he thought we’d net $3K easy. But it was a difficult time, and we needed to have it over with, and that wonderful sale agent deserved every ounce of his commission, so we let it go. Bonus: a collector in my very music centered city got a great find.
Impressive-Shame-525@reddit
Like this one?
I've had it since forever. There's no other tone like it.
wetclogs@reddit
Yep. It was my first amp. Mine was mint, not a scratch or dent and the original tubes. I think I got it for my 10th birthday, so the amp and I were roughly the same vintage. My mom was a secretary at a machine shop and bought the Champ and a Hondo Les Paul copy from one of the guys who worked there. They had a hair metal band in the mid-80’s. Everyone wanted superstrats and Marshalls. I didn’t mind that she gave away the guitar because I never bonded with it, but the amp I loved. I have a Princeton now but I’m looking for a good 5 Watt. Wish I still had that Champ, even though it’s too big for what I want a 5W for now.
DorianGre@reddit
I had the Vibro-Champ. Had.
latenightnerd@reddit
Broken Back To The Future 2 promo sunglasses from Pizza Hut. That she kept. My original Star Wars figures all went in the trash though.
BabyKatsMom@reddit
My mom GAVE AWAY the set of Beatles bobble head dolls that used to sit on our bar when she moved 😳
Doggin@reddit
Oh my gourd I remember those sunglasses! I loved mine. Not enough for a broken pair to be worth money though 😂
Scouter197@reddit
Because the cups were "limited collector's editions" or whatever and toys are just...toys.
LieutenantStar2@reddit
Ouch
Equal_Year@reddit
Beanie Babies
to_old_to_be_cool@reddit
My wife and I buy these at garage and estate sales, then give them out instead of candy at Halloween
KerissaKenro@reddit
My mom buys those is huge lots off eBay and replaces their plastic pellets with BBs or lead shot and sells them as sewing weights.
Good news, they are worth something. Not much, mind you, but something
Olivia_Bitsui@reddit
What are sewing weights?
KerissaKenro@reddit
They are put on your fabric or pattern to keep everything in place while you mark or cut. Some fabrics are slippery and commercial patterns are usually printed on tissue paper. They don’t like to hold still. Weights like this are also used in quilting or embroidery to hold a lap stand or floor stand steady
The_Wild_Bunch@reddit
My brother's first wife's sister and mom were in on the Beanie Baby craze in the 90s. They claimed they were a fantastic investment and thought they'd be millionaires in 10 years when they sold them. They were buying those things for hundreds of dollars apiece, spending rent money on them. They wouldn't say a word a few years later when they were being sold on ebay for a few dollars per pound. We all felt bad for them, so we never pushed the matter. It would have been cruel to tease them about that.
pomdudes@reddit
I remember being with my dad, selling at a coin and collectibles show when BB’s were taking off. There was a couple set up next to us that was saying the exact same thing.
I wonder how that worked out for them.
painthawg_goose@reddit
I bought one that I liked and wanted. Promptly cut off the hang tag and put the dude on my desk. People lost their minds. "You'll never get your money out of it without the tags!!!" Okay. Thankfully my financial future has not hinged on the value of a stuffed animal.
FeistyMuttMom@reddit
When our daughter was @ 3 a neighbor’s mom died and he mentioned she has some beanies and asked if our daughter would like them. I said “sure” thinking it would be a handful because I’m not insane enough to think anyone would bring over 3 huge (like holiday wreath storage huge) totes of them.
Which is what we inherited.
ellylions@reddit
Lol, none of you have the time, not the desire to read the list I could post.
When my MIL passed away, we did everything we could to respect her "valuable" items but it brought my poor hubby to tears to sell a lot of them at a yard sale that we had to have.
I am trying to express to my own parents how all this played out with the MIL. And while some of their "valuables" might have some value attached, it's actually a lot of work to sell them. Work that we don't have time to put in.
advwench@reddit
I've asked my mother to leave everything she has to my brother. She laughed, but I wasn't joking :/
ellylions@reddit
Hubby has a brother who took some things, but the bulk was "collectibles" and TONS of Princess House. The real valuables were claimed by the aunts. You should've heard the detailed stories of how those boys mom promised them the items. Queuing the ugly cry face and the trembling hands...
I'm an only child, so it's all going to fall to me. The beer steins, the Earnhardt stuff...it's very sad to know that if they do go before me, the illusion will go with them. They truly believe that it's all "priceless".
Daghain@reddit
Oh god I had forgotten about Princess House.
Atwood412@reddit
Haha. My mom had a pull behind trailer full of stuff. This was in the late 1990s. She sold stuff at auctions. She proudly proclaimed to my teenage brother that when she died “all of this would be his”. His response was “ I don’t want this fucking shit seeing xyz wants it”. My mom tried convincing him not was worth money. He told her if it was worth so much sell that shit and give him the cash.
She died broke.
advwench@reddit
It breaks my heart a little when I think about them saving all this stuff, thinking it would be worth something someday and they were leaving us a legacy, when really it's just a pile of crap.
SnooGiraffes3695@reddit
My theory is that, deep down inside, they know that it’s not worth anything. They just can’t admit it to themselves because it’s too painful to admit that they’ve been hoodwinked at worst, or paid too much at best.
Even though I’m aware of the psychology, it’s still hard for me to look at my poor buying decisions. Costco food samples lure me every time!
rottenbox@reddit
At this point my brother in law and I tell our mother in law that everything is going into a dumpster. Maybe a yard sale first but none of us want anything besides a token memento. And yes, our wives agree.
I tell the same thing to my mom knowing that I'll be the one dealing with all of it. Her siblings will have 1 day to collect anything they want then I'm doing an estate sale. What doesn't sell us dumpster filler.
LadyTreeRoot@reddit
I don't have anyone to dump my treasures on, so I go through things at least 2-3x a year to create a pile for my 2 friends who are expert at estate sales. I let them take a heftier than normal commission because they are my family-by-choice and we all profit.
PassiveAggressiveLib@reddit
Not my boomer mom, but me: a giant tote full of Beanie Babies. I was absolutely convinced they would pay for college. I still can’t bear to part with them because knowing my luck, they’ll shoot up in value as soon as I do. The struggle is real.
to_old_to_be_cool@reddit
Do what we do.....hand them out at Halloween instead of candy
We had totes full as well, and have handed all of them out, so now we buy them at garage and estate sales, as all the kids in the neighborhood expect beanie babies from us.....
droppingrumpeez@reddit
Former MiL kept a plastic bag full of broken glass that used to be college team beer mugs. They are apparently very valuable and someone will surely be able to glue them back together and sell them for a tidy sum one day. So she's hanging on to them for dear life.
haywoodjabloughmee@reddit
droppingrumpeez@reddit
My son found the bag o' glass when he was a toddler looking for toys in Granny's basement.
Obvs too dangerous for a 2 yo so I gave him the Johnny Spaceman costume to play with. Much safer.
The_mighty_pip@reddit
Johnny spaceman costume from Saturday night live?
Id_Rather_Beach@reddit
Bag o' glass is a CLASSIC. I hope you saved it for when he's older :)
Aint2Proud2Meg@reddit
I put them in the bag of every trick or treater that shows up in their “Invisible Pedestrian” costume!
Innsmouth_Swimteam@reddit
Upgrade him to the Johnny Human Torch costume complete with Zippo and oily rags!
podo7599@reddit
Irwin Mainway had the best toys
RoguePlanet2@reddit
Maybe create a fake company, make an offer, get a friend to pick up the bags and throw away. But I'm pretty sure no offer would be sufficient.
Or, if she asks for a ridiculous amount, create a fake charity that she could donate that money to, and come full circle 😂
citymousecountyhouse@reddit
I think that's the worst. The broken crap they insist can be repaired. Most of the time they don't even have the missing pieces.
Skookum_kamooks@reddit
So… hate to admit this, but I’m the A-hole that buys a lot of this broken crap from boomers. In my defense, I repair what I can but I’m not above gutting some things to make something new that looks retro/vintage. Things like old stereo equipment, with blown out speakers cones, fried electronics, etc. I take this stuff and if I can’t repair it, I gut it and swap in modern electronics. One of my favorite success stories so far is an old burned out fisher stereo… long story short I modded it to have a Bluetooth receiver/transmitter and wireless charging station while keeping the original amplifier circuitry for the radio, turn table, and aux input.
neverincompliance@reddit
my husband does this and it drives me nuts. Sure let's put that broken leaf blower or coffee maker downstairs in the basement. It just needs time to heel and will be good as new
DrEnter@reddit
I’m bad about this, but that’s because I grew up on a farm and my Dad was “Silent Generation” (so grew up in the Depression and WWII rationing).
I’ve had to make a rule for myself: If I’m going to keep this, it either needs to be being fixed or stripped for “useful” parts (motors, switches, screws in screw jar) within 2 weeks or out it goes.
anaphasedraws@reddit
I just went through this with my mom when she moved into senior living. Full set of china & crystal that all had to be put into kitchen cabinets “for when we have company”. Okay, fine. But she had several wine & water glasses with the stems broken at the goblet join. “I’ll fix those.” How long have they been broken? 10 years.
Id_Rather_Beach@reddit
I AM RUTHLESS
when I go back to my folks to help, I say "NOPE" and nothing. There are a few things we've discussed, we've looked up items that we thought might have some value ( none ) and then let go of things. I kept a few thing I had as a kid that are very pretty items, but have -0- monetary value.
My mother tries. She cannot let go. My dad is better at it. (I legitimately had to go through a billion sheets/towels, etc, last time. Holy buckets)
stuck_behind_a_truck@reddit
Mosaic art might be a good hobby here
declyn41@reddit
Holy shit, you win.
Demonkey44@reddit
You win.
VA1255BB@reddit
You win.
MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit (OP)
Ok,wow, a bag of broken glass! That's out of my league.
OrdinarySubstance491@reddit
A print of an Eagle and a tiger with the American flag in the background. The funniest part is that my step dad was insisting the frame was worth $300. It's an ugly frame, too.
My husband hung it up in our garage as a joke. I can't stand it. I get irrationally angry every time I look at it.
Majestic-Skill8234@reddit
Okay this sounds rad as hell. I have a kitsch wall going in my basement. I’ll give you $8 for it.
Lavender_Foxes@reddit
I'd be putting googly eyes on that eagle and tiger so fast...
splootfluff@reddit
Pez dispensers
Majestic-Skill8234@reddit
Hahaha I used to collect them as a teen. Sold them all as a young adult when I moved out of state, and I don’t miss them.
Xistential0ne@reddit
My parents were part of the 70’s swingers scene. And none of us kids “knew”. 2 suitcase full of perfectly maintained and stored vintage sex paraphernalia. Rope swing, feather ticklers, leather eye mask etc. I had a running bet with my brother, it took me 17 months. I found some hedon freak bought the whole collection for a pretty penny. As I was loading the cases into his very black, very glossy suburban he said I could keep 1 favorite item. I was like “I’m ok man, you paid for it all its yours.” He paid me in crisp hundys. Each one probably had coke on it. The proceeds were enough to take 3 families (3 couples, 7 kids) on a free cruise. Thanks mom, thanks dad.
Majestic-Skill8234@reddit
Now THIS is the stuff that’s valuable!!
pixeldaddy2000@reddit
I saw a used, brown stained dildo go for $150 on ebay a few years ago. While bidding was in process I contacted the seller to say "Are you really selling a sht stained dildo??" His responses was, "They're bidding on it aren't they?"
anaphasedraws@reddit
Best post in this thread
MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit (OP)
Hahaha, What a family legacy they have passed on to you all! China shmina, vintage sex toys are where its at
ShirazGypsy@reddit
BEANIE BABIES
my mom searched the purple Princess Diana bear on eBay and showed me auctions asking $5,000. I then showed her how to filter to only the closed/sold auctions, and the bears are going for $15.
Kharzi@reddit
My kids sold hers for $600 at the height of the mania. Good lesson for a 9 year old. She got to spend half and half went into college fund.
Majestic-Skill8234@reddit
My sister in law turned a tidy profit as a fourteen year old at the height of the craze. Ended up with like $800.
zootnotdingo@reddit
Yes! This makes a huge difference. I had to do the same thing to drive the point home. 5k is what they are asking. That’s very different from what people are getting.
2_Bagel_Dog@reddit
Cruise Ship art. My Mom gave me a terrible "print" that appraised for thousands of dollars by the selling auction Co. That same print was used in a NYT(I think) article on how much of a scam that stuff is.
Majestic-Skill8234@reddit
I have never heard of cruise ship art, and am about to fall down an appalling rabbit hole.
Round-Sea5612@reddit
Ugh, my in-laws, too. They have actually told us they are investing in their children's inheritance. They have one or two pieces that look nice, but I seriously doubt any of it will be worth more than their frames. I suggested my wife should tell them to just give us the cash and so we can deposit it in an actual investment instrument of some kind, but she hasn't gotten there yet.
AZJHawk@reddit
Thomas fucking Kinkade.
real_crankopotamus@reddit
“Painter of Shite”
geodebug@reddit
Lol, one of my brothers did a lot of cruses with his wife and had a house full of that art.
No_Owl_250@reddit
Oh no! My spouse and I love cruising but marvel at the people who buy the art. Have never been remotely tempted.
noondaypaisley@reddit
I think I have the stupidest "saved it rather than throw it out" story. When my mom died we went through her kitchen and found... an open package of yeast. Now, that may not sound bad, but it had a price tag in English money "10p" I think. That means that she bought it in 1980 when we were there, opened it, didn't use it all, taped it up and saved it... until 2020. That yeast was dead in about a week, but my mom kept it. When we started thinking about it, she brought it home in her luggage from England, moved it across 4 different homes in those years and it was NEVER going to be used. WTF? You have to laugh.
Majestic-Skill8234@reddit
Last Christmas I found a dried up package of food coloring bottles in my mom’s kitchen. The date on the package said 1978.
Majestic-Skill8234@reddit
Okay, my grandmother was silent generation, but my boomer parents are currently dealing with her paperweight collection, trying to pawn it all off on my brothers and me. Fucking PAPERWEIGHTS.
Upper-Affect5971@reddit
John Wayne decorative plates.
Plane-Scratch2456@reddit
My husband would buy those. Sigh
TikiUSA@reddit
I just bought a set at a thrift store!
averagesuperstar@reddit
For how much?
TikiUSA@reddit
6 plates for $10.
asyouwish@reddit
I think those were my MIL's.
Cool-Mycologist-986@reddit
1960’s Barbie dolls. If you see any, let me know.
bethmcseaver@reddit
Depression (Elegant) glass. Every color, every shape, every style. Fenton, Fostoria, Cambridge, Indiana, LE Smith - I could go on. Seven full China cabinets and every single cabinet in the house is chock full of it.
Wide_Breadfruit_2217@reddit
These might actually be worth having estate sale on.
mrspalmieri@reddit
My grandma is 102, she's been saving a coin in pristine condition from the year of her birth and recently she had it appraised. Her nickel is worth about $3. She was so disappointed
Kind_Eye_231@reddit
I think that's the challenge with a lot of this stuff. That nickle is worth 60X more than face value. Problem is, it started out being worth only 5 cents.
docmozi@reddit
I inherited my moms collection of Madame Alexander dolls. She had very little monetarily - but she had those dolls! I still have them in bins in the basement.
Adventurous-Flan2716@reddit
Longaberger baskets
"Real McCoy" brand pottery
Carolers figures
Received many lectures about how valuable both are and then when the bottom fell out of that non-existent market, heard the complaints of how the younger generations don't value stuff anymore.
vtqltr92@reddit
My mother truly had a Longaberger basket problem. It was her social life - hosting parties, going to all the parties her friends booked off of her, and multiple trips to Dresden. She always joked that the baskets were her retirement plan. Now, there's probably over 100 that my dad and I have to decide what to do with. Sigh.
72738582@reddit
They’re not worth anywhere near what she paid for them, but they’ll sell for sure. I collect some from time to time, but only specific ones. There are a lot of fb groups for selling them.
vtqltr92@reddit
Oh, that’s good to know. I’ll give that a shot at some point!
whywhywhy4321@reddit
Lladro.
Consistent_Sale_7541@reddit
saw that stiff at every military px/bx i visited. Never could fathom collecting it, it must blur into a creamy/beigy coloured pile after a point
Mirror_Mirror_11@reddit
That’s where my mom bought all of hers, and it never occurred to me to wonder why they would be sold on open shelves if they were so valuable.
Consistent_Sale_7541@reddit
Good catch haha 🤣 forgot they were on open shelves. didn’t really take a lot of notice apart from “hmm lladro again, must be popular, not for me”
Mirror_Mirror_11@reddit
I was 40 before I understood these things aren’t Faberge eggs.
Impressive-Shame-525@reddit
I have one of the early statues that we used as a wedding cake topper. Never planned it to be a collector thing, was just something me wife liked and so that's what we got. Wasn't until a few years ago we found out how it's just a fancy precious moments thing
kcpirana@reddit
My mother’s goddam Precious Moments collection and Disney VHS tapes.
Specialist-Box4677@reddit
I hear you on the Disney tapes. Some have definitely appreciated (absurdly) but not most of them, at all.
Mirror_Mirror_11@reddit
I help run a decluttering group and because Thai comes up so often, we’ve debunked it. This was 1 or 2 titles, and since then more copies emerged and even those are devalued now. People go by what they see things offered for on EBay, but a lot of these sellers “buy” their own stuff via proxy accounts to create price anchoring.
Free-Preparation4184@reddit
I remember the ads for the tapes...."Buy it now, before it goes 'back in the vault'."
I guess when DVDs came out, that sort of killed that "cash cow."
kcpirana@reddit
That’s right!! I forgot about that. I definitely remember “the vault.”
Alltheprettydresses@reddit
This is why my parents have a run full of Disney dvds and they keep buying more.
WishIWasThatClever@reddit
True story. There actually is a Disney vault. I had the opportunity to see the entrance to it while on a business trip. It’s in an underground retired limestone mine in Pennsylvania. When I saw the Disney castle logo on the doors, I asked our host if that was the actual “back in the vault forever” and he said “yup, it sure is.”
SarcasticGirl27@reddit
It’s really Disney+ that killed the idea of a vault. They played the same vault idea with DVD’s, but once they started streaming, they needed the content & most of the movies are streamable.
heffel77@reddit
Hold on to the VHS tapes because at some point they will be the only version of the original movies when they have all been re-edited and rereleased or some Mandela effect weirdo offers you a ton of money because they KNOW that Cinderella only has one L or something similar.
kcpirana@reddit
Right? According to her, every single one was going to be a ticket to college debt-free.
I donated them all when she died. 😂
citymousecountyhouse@reddit
How wonderful. She would be happy to know all the children's educations she helped fund with your donation. lol
mindcontrol93@reddit
Some VHS tapes are worth an absurd amount of money. I do not think of them are Disney, maybe Song of the South.
kcpirana@reddit
I’m old enough to remember when they were $100 new. I was a kid and my uncle worked as an appliance salesman. He was an old movie buff like me now. He bought the first VCR of anyone I knew. I forget which movies were released first, but I know he bought Psycho the minute it dropped and it was $100 in 1980s money.
The whole family except me watched it. (I was probably reading. My family wasn’t great to be around.) He lived with my grandpa and when everyone was gone, I watched Psycho by myself.
I don’t think I took a shower in an empty house for six months after that. 😂
ThatsWhatTheySey@reddit
They priced VHS like that ($70 to $100) because it was for the rental market. A store would pay that super high price, but rent it out over and over.
Then “Batman” came along and the distribution company thought, “hey we can sell this direct to consumers for $20”. They marketed it as a Christmas gift. This began a long string of summer blockbusters being sold on VHS for $20 as the perfect Christmas gift. Before that you mostly rented.
kcpirana@reddit
That makes sense. I never knew when the rides on pricing changed. By the time I was buying, everything was cheap and then it was over and DVDs came in. Then Blu-Rays.
Brevemike@reddit
Anything which may have fallen victim to the cult of political correctness. It’s like finding old copies of books that were banned and burned during the inquisition! 🤦♂️
kcpirana@reddit
Yeah. I wish my state would ban book bans like Illinois just did. 😕
mindcontrol93@reddit
There was this giant warehouse called Super Flea around here. I got a bootleg copy of SotS for my mom. They also had a DVD of Yellow Submarine which was out of print for a long time in the US.
discussatron@reddit
The only good one is the old Little Mermaid cover with a dick disguised as a sand castle spire.
kcpirana@reddit
You’re kidding?!? I never noticed that!! 😂😂😂
ThatsWhatTheySey@reddit
No kidding, it’s a real thing. There were a few of these naughty little Disney Easter eggs back in the early 90s.
kcpirana@reddit
😂 that’s awesome
Scouter197@reddit
Yeah we have some Disney VHS...I've checked, they're worth pennies. They went away.
Briilliant_Bob@reddit
OMG the VHS tapes. My parents didn't even own a working VCR anymore.
polishprince76@reddit
I'd been told for decades that my grandmother's old Precious Moments figurines that I have are worth something. Looked up one..... ten bucks. And that's in perfect condition. Bullcrap.
SnooStrawberries620@reddit
Please. Gen X has as many GI Joes and Strawberry shortcakes and garbage pail kids cards and iterations of Barbies collecting dust. And my ex’s boomer parent sold her old Beatles stuff for about 10k. Maybe it’s the person and not the age hmm
Quick_Dark244@reddit
The last farewell edition of the Los Angeles Herald Examiner
pixeldaddy2000@reddit
I remember as a kid finding two complete newspapers from the 1950s up in the attic. I had so much fun going through them.
Quick_Dark244@reddit
That’s sucks. You know what , Fuck fires and whatever unnatural circumstances started that series of fires down there. Hope things are as close to normal as they can be.
Die_Immediately@reddit
Aw. Maybe not worth anything but could be cool as a framed piece? (You’d have to thrift the frame obviously)
Xistential0ne@reddit
Awww man I had one. Lost it in the Eaton fire. Wah wah wah I loved the tear coming from the eagle for some reason.
stoic_stove@reddit
National Geographic magazines
CharlesKBarkley@reddit
A high school art teacher may want them. I use them for a lot of projects.
stoic_stove@reddit
Where you at? I can bring you at least 2 decades worth
CharlesKBarkley@reddit
Northwest Indiana
stoic_stove@reddit
Bit of a drive from here. Perhaps another time
CharlesKBarkley@reddit
Thanks anyway! I appreciate the effort.
Id_Rather_Beach@reddit
They give those away free at the thrift store I frequent.
JustALizzyLife@reddit
So.much.china.
Not just my wedding china. Not just my parents china. But two sets of grandparents china as well. Guess what is collecting dust in my basement and will be thrown out as soon as we go our next big cleanse. Funnily enough my sister just moved in with me and she doesn't want the shit either. (I'll donate them if anyone around us wants them, but I'm highly doubting that. No idea what the lead content is either. )
RoguePlanet2@reddit
I googled my grandparent's brand of china. No lead. I was actually disappointed, it's awfully hard to throw away, but thrift stores don't want it.
Visual_Lingonberry53@reddit
I use my antique china. I have some antique stoneware. I use for every day. That was my grandmother's, "fancy china". And I have different sets of china that I use for thanksgiving and christmas. I have a soft spot for the old china and silverware. My kids grew up knowing how to set a formal place setting When they would go to the fancy french restaurants, even the teachers would have to look at them to know which fork to use. It's fun, and sometimes we would have burger king on china. My grandmother never used her stuff saying that she was going to save it "for special". I've decided sometimes special never comes. Use it, appreciate it and love it.
pixeldaddy2000@reddit
That's the way to do it. We had at least one dedicated, sit down, family meal every week and ate of the china. We learned how to set the table the same as you and all the proper table manners. Mother always said that there's a difference between choosing not to dine formally and not knowing how to dine formally, and that we were going to know how. In fact we all enjoyed learning to do it and using those skills whenever possible. Sadly, these days I have less and less opportunity unless I do it for just myself but I do still do it at least once per week, usually on Sunday.
Visual_Lingonberry53@reddit
Awesome! It is becoming a lost art. I like the old rituals, ironing the linen, polishing silver, and folding napkins. I kinda geek out and it's fun! My kids are fighting over 1 porcelain set. I have 3.
pixeldaddy2000@reddit
I'm the same way with those "rituals"! Glad to know someone else still has an appreciation 🥰
Visual_Lingonberry53@reddit
Few people know these joys! Ironed linen sheets is there anything better??
pixeldaddy2000@reddit
I sooo agree!
JustALizzyLife@reddit
Please look up the china you're using to make sure it's not lead based. They're learning a lot of the older china can cause health issues. I love that you're using yours. I have so much it's all in boxes and I'd have to host my entire neighborhood to even use half of it. I plan on keeping one cup and saucer from my grandmother's set and my kids have expressed an interest in maybe keeping one piece for sentimental reasons, but there's just SO much of it. And that's not including the hutch and dining room table. Those I hope to find a home for. They're a little beat up, but it's beautiful woodwork. I just don't have the space for a formal dining room set.
pixeldaddy2000@reddit
I inherited a 6 piece setting for 30...THIRTY!!! Mother just knew she was going to serve a banquet at some point. It is beautiful. I do use it. At least I don't have to worry about replacing a piece if I break it.
Basileus08@reddit
China they used, china they didn't use, china that was "for special occasions" that nerver happened, china that was too good to use...
I feel you so much it hurts.
Bundt-lover@reddit
Trying to break my parents of the compulsion to save things “for a special occasion” is a never-ending battle. We buy them nice bottles of alcohol (they ask for a good wine or whiskey, we’re not buying alcohol for teetotalers) and it never gets drunk. They ask for good coffee beans, it sits unopened until the beans are rancid as they drink cheap stuff. Get them a gift card to a place they’ve talked about going, they never use it. It’s never a special enough time.
Stop. Wasting. The good shit. When are you finally going to have it, at your fucking funeral? (Parents are elderly) They tease me for having “expensive taste” when the reality is that if I get a chance to enjoy something, I will! While I’m still alive and in possession of all my faculties is really the best time to do all of that.
I think my generation (Gen X) suffers from the residual effects of this approach. I had to break myself out of saving “stuff” just for the sake of it. I have a lot of things that I do love, but I don’t use them and I have to really think about why I have it. I just got rid of a couple big boxes of crap that I bought and hadn’t used after 2 years.
FelicitousLynx@reddit
My parents have so many sets of dishes (they used to have tons of parties so there's china and colored glass and antique and fiestaware and everyday and holiday and you get the idea). Sets of flatware too, and linens.
My dad told me the other day that if mom dies before him, he'll never wash another dish. He's going to use a plate and throw it out.
I think he's kidding, but maybe not. Lol
Atwood412@reddit
I give your parents props for using the plates. My MIL lives in 1200 sq ft. She has 2 FULL china cabinets. 6 set of silverware that I’ve seen, who knows what’s she got elsewhere. My FIL, my husband and I do most of the cooking and cleaning and dish washing. Every holiday we eat of styrofoam with plastic forks. I would happily do every dam dish if we could even use regular flatware instead of plastic. To drive home the crazy she frequently wants the plastic ware washed and reused. We’re WASHING them anyway. I don’t ask for much but I would love to use a real knife and fork to eat my turkey.
ClubExotic@reddit
Oh God…I thought my mother was the only one who did that. She stopped when my Grandpa asked her if she reused the toilet paper!
Atwood412@reddit
Haha.
Extreme_Succotash784@reddit
My MIL washes plastic ware. JUST USE THE REGULAR FLATWARE!
Pristine-Speaker-768@reddit
I wash and reuse plastic ware. I even take my plastic utensils to restaurants. I don't know why, but I can't stand metal flatware. It literally gives me chills when I'm forced to use it. I have sensory issues.
Extreme_Succotash784@reddit
Well , that makes sense if u have issues with metal. I can’t stand wooden popsicle sticks so I feel ya.
Id_Rather_Beach@reddit
Petty revenge: THROW IT ALL AWAY
(or hide it. I would legitimately do that. Hide it)
then maybe take it with me when I left (if not flying, that is)
OK, yah, I didn't particularly care for my ex-MIL but she wouldn't do this. Hoard old/dead batteries. Yes. I wonder if that cupboard fell down yet. it was ridiculous.
Id_Rather_Beach@reddit
jayzus.
I would rebel. And bring my own set of flatware
Atwood412@reddit
I’m can’t bring myself to do it. I pick my battles. My husband doesn’t care though, and it’s his parent’s place. he goes in the drawers and gets real forks and knives, glasses, mugs as they only drink out of styrofoam. It’s always a topic of frustration. He gives zero shits. We’ve even mentioned it would be CHEAPER to use real plates and glasses and mugs and flatware. There’s only 8 of us, 9 tops. The concept is lost on them. We used to have holiday dinners at our house. After a few years she started bringing plates, cups, and plastic forks because “that’s what we use”. Whatever….
General_Row_8038@reddit
That’s actually a great idea, and I’m going to start today. If I’m only throwing out a couple dishes out a day, it’ll just be padded by my other trash and not become a bag of glass.
hazelquarrier_couch@reddit
Oh Jesus you just reminded me that I'm getting my mother's holiday themed China when the time comes.
bigmamagi@reddit
I threw those away!! It was a joyous event since the holiday table setting was this awful brown melamine from the '70s that hadn't been used in decades.
JustALizzyLife@reddit
I had completely forgotten about all the Christmas and Thanksgiving china until now.
Stanley1897@reddit
Turkey Platters are the bomb.
CartographerEven9735@reddit
Check and see if you can sell it to replacements.com.
LordBofKerry@reddit
The sad thing about Replacements is the price you pay, and the price they pay you. I bought a replacement plate from them for $20. The price they'll pay you is 20¢ for the same plate.
After I gave my parents the new to them plate, my mom gave me a coffee cup, a saucer, and a bread and butter plate, to sell to Replacements. Even though I live about an hour away, I haven't bothered to drive over there for less than $1. I have driven by a few times, and tell myself to bring the stuff next time. Maybe next time ?? Maybe??
CartographerEven9735@reddit
Ugh, I know it used to be more. We're kinda within driving distance. I'll probably do what my parents did and just start using the fine china regularly bc life is to short.
grandmaratwings@reddit
Replacements limited for the win. Love them for selling family sets, buying pieces I want, and their yard sale in the fall is friggin amazing!!!!
ClubExotic@reddit
Yep…this too! I already posted once in this thread but my mother has several sets of china. She’s got Fiestaware, Desert Rose, and some from my aunt.
They’ve also got cookie jars, salt and pepper shakers, vinyl records…
I’m so glad I’m no contact so I dont have to deal with it!
stuck_behind_a_truck@reddit
I admit to loving beautiful China and wanting to show it off. It’s an aesthetics thing. This stuff really was valuable once. 80 year olds remember that age and really can’t believe it’s not.
To the person who’s parents bought her a China set at an antique store - my Fancy Nancy 23 year old would totally take it off your hands.
JustALizzyLife@reddit
I get the anesthetic thing. Except these have been sitting in boxes for longer than I've been alive, moved cross country multiple times and are now collecting dust in my basement. But I'm the bad guy for not "appreciating my history." My dusty, boxed up history that the boomers bitching at me haven't looked at probably since their grandparents died. Just more stuff that will end up in a landfill while they keep buying more and expecting their kids to deal with once they're gone. But don't throw it out! That's disrespectful.
stuck_behind_a_truck@reddit
I get it. We have a small set of Wedgewood china, and we display it.
If you ever want a reality check on the difference in portion sizes 60 years ago, pull out that china. The dinner plates are the size of modern salad plates.
auntieup@reddit
I have twelve place settings of the Spode pattern my grandmother used when she and my grandfather entertained. None of it can go in the dishwasher.
rottenbox@reddit
My stepmom ended up with stuff from her parents, my grandparents, her first marriage and the few ones my dad had. She just uses it daily and tosses it in the dishwasher. If it breaks ah well, plenty more. My stepsister and I have explicitly said we don't want it.
webfoottedone@reddit
My mother’s good china can’t go in the dishwasher, can’t go in the microwave. Absolutely no use.
MassConsumer1984@reddit
Many dishwashers have a “light/china” setting. It’s fine to put them in there.
auntieup@reddit
Friend, I am not replacing my unbreakable basic dishwasher from 2002 just for my grandma’s bone china.
LieutenantStar2@reddit
Really? All my “good China” I inherited can (and does!) go in the dishwasher.
No_Owl_250@reddit
Same here. I put my fine china in the dishwasher too.
lanzkron@reddit
Dishes that can't go in the dishwasher have negative value.
Ngata_da_Vida@reddit
Accurate
No_Owl_250@reddit
Throw it on FBMP for under $200 and I can almost guarantee it will sell! There's a small but zealous group of fine china groupies out there. I'm one - collect Fostoria America and a couple of lenox/noritake patterns.
JustALizzyLife@reddit
I need someone to create a marketplace that isn't Craigslist or FB. I left fb years ago and only really miss the MP. I really do need to put in some time and see if I can research what I have. There's at least four different sets plus the Xmas and Thanksgiving sets. (Although to be fair, my mom still has the Thanksgiving set and half the xmas.)
No_Owl_250@reddit
I’ve had some luck on OfferUp too but FBMP still seems dominant for dishes. A friend of mine had a friend list her mom’s EXTENSIVE collection on FBMP for $150 and it sold same day.
Id_Rather_Beach@reddit
There is one set of fine China at my folks house. My dad bought if for his Mom (my grandmother) when he was in Vietnam in the late 60s/70s. She kept one piece in her cabinet for all those years. I don't know that we ever used it. But I decided I wanted to have it, mostly because it was hers, via my dad, and it was important.
I'll sort it out when I actually HAVE to get it out of their house.
Demonkey44@reddit
You can sell it to replacements.com, at least get something for it.
JustALizzyLife@reddit
Thank you! I'll check them out.
menellinde@reddit
My mother collected Royal Dalton China over my childhood and gathered 12 full place settings plus all the serving dishes etc. After I got married she started me on my collection and got to 5 place settings before I finally got her to stop. I have used then once. We never entertain at my place because my apartment is small and my sister has a huge house with 4 kids so it always made sense to go there.
It all now sits in a storage locker with my late mother in laws 3 silver sets and serving dishes. They will never see the light of day.
Initial_Run1632@reddit
I'm actually slightly jealous (if we're talking actual china here). I would have loved to inherit a full set.
Stanley1897@reddit
Just put your address out there, somebody or maybe everybody will send you some!
ThisCromulentLife@reddit
Go to any thrift store. Full sets galore for bargain prices, and lots of random pieces as well. I use antique china dessert bowls to put my kitchen sponges on and hold things around my house, like jewelry or paper clips. I think of the person who bought that and probably used it once a year maybe, only for it to get bought for .99 a bowl and be used by me every single day, albeit at in a different way than it was intended to be used. I did not register for china my wedding because I did not want to have to store a whole set honestly needed other things more. My mother was horrified.
JustALizzyLife@reddit
If you're in GA I'll bring it to you!
Impressive-Shame-525@reddit
Hit up you local salvation army or habitat for humanity stores. Homeless shelters and what not, too. Anything like that that can get people back on their feet is wonderfully useful.
It's what we did with a lot of my wife's parents stuff.
JustALizzyLife@reddit
I refuse to patronize Salvation Army, but I'll check the local resell/ thrift stores. Most don't want old china. One, they're overwhelmed with all the china they already have and two, a lot of the older stuff is full of lead and not healthy to actually eat off of.
Impressive-Shame-525@reddit
Good point, I didn't think about that.
I'm not a salvation army fan either so I get you.
JustALizzyLife@reddit
I know my wedding china (which we didn't want in the first place) is all safe so that will definitely be donated. The rest I'll have checked first. I hate adding to the landfill, but our parents aren't giving us much choice with all the crap they've collected over the decades.
SciFi_Wasabi999@reddit
One set of grandparents had 5 sets of china! I got two, my siblings got the other 3. One of the sets was shipped from Germany originally. They're super fancy. We try to use them on holidays to make the day more special.
JustALizzyLife@reddit
My big concern, especially with my grandmother's is how much lead do they contain. I'd rather not have my dishware poison me.
Scouter197@reddit
I've told my sister if she wants my parents' china, she can have it. I don't really want it.
flappy-doodles@reddit
My mother forced me to take a massive set of china that she bought at some junk shop. I was seeing a nice lady at the time who purchased her first home after moving across the country. Our first dinner at her home we ate off paper plates. Our second dinner we ate off fancy AF china! Ten years later we are still friends, she still uses it.
LieutenantStar2@reddit
Awww that’s the best story
RoguePlanet2@reddit
My husband had a fancy nativity set that he said was "antique carved wood from the forties" or whatever. I took a camel and showed how pliable the legs were. "This is plastic!" He got a little miffed and said "it's from around the forties." I turned it upside down and noticed a copywright symbol and "1982" on the stomach. 🙄 Gave it to the thrift store soon after. He never examined the pieces, just accepted what his mother told him.
My father used to tell me as a kid, to keep the bicentennial quarters because "they'll be worth something someday." Just like all those state quarters now? 😅
Warm_Emphasis_960@reddit
My mom is a retired teacher and kept books/curriculum from various grade levels. She also had stacks of copies of worksheets. Some new teacher may need it. I had to let her know kids did not carry books but had everything on computer. She only needed one copy if she needed to keep the worksheet, and no one uses overhead projectors anymore, so no need to keep the sheets for them.
pixeldaddy2000@reddit
All I can say is, I'm not leaving any of my crap to anyone. It's arranged in my will that an auction house will deal with everything. If there's something that anyone wants they can bid on it. Any profit from the auction goes to my charities and anything that doesn't sell goes to a charity shop.
KerissaKenro@reddit
A sweet sixteen Barbie doll new in box. Bought for my sister, and got shoved in a box in the garage and forgot about for decades. It is surely worth a lot to some collector. Right?
JustALizzyLife@reddit
My sister has been collecting barbies for decades. Some of them have some value to them. Not a ton, but more than beanie babies, lol.
pixeldaddy2000@reddit
When I was a kid, I wasn't allowed to play along with my sisters when they played with their barbies because boys were supposed to play with boy toys, so I got stuck with G.I. Joe's with their loose wonky joints and weird thumbs. I finally got around the rules by getting Ken and the other male Mattel dolls from the Barbie Universe. I continued to collect them throughout my life and I have an almost complete collection. No where near as valuable as the girls but a very interesting collection.I know that none of my relatives or friends will give a damn about it. I kind of wish I could just have all my stuff piled up in the yard to be set on fire as my funeral pyre.
JustALizzyLife@reddit
My sister keeps saying she wants to have a Viking funeral. I think I'm going to tell her I'm going to use all her Barbies for the kindling. It'll crack her up.
toomuchtv987@reddit
Go over there and snatch them when she’s not looking and get rid of them. Ask forgiveness rather than permission.
sparklepancake98@reddit
A couple of gigantic Asian vases (from a local furniture store) and Happy Meal toys from the 90s.
Frogbonz2020@reddit
My Dad's Bonsai collection. I mean, they were all fantastic and looked amazing. He always told me how much the pots were worth, and I have to tell you, almost nobody wanted to pay that much for them when he was gone and left 100 empty pots behind.
I kept a few of his trees; most of them died. I planted one in the ground, and now it is taller than I am. I still have a few of his pots and plan to do different things with them. The majority were donated to an arboretum that he helped set up the bonsai portion of by someone who died and donated their collection to it. So I thought it fitting that his get donated to the same place after he passed.
I took all of his tools and set up items to a guy I met locally, and asked him to give them to someone new to bonsai who maybe could not afford all the fancy tools and such. I hope he did.
My Dad's name was John Cook, and his collection is now at the WNC Arboretum. I don't know if they are displaying any of them or not. Have not had the courage to go and see.
Maybe one day...
pixeldaddy2000@reddit
Well at least you donated the trees to where they could be appreciated. Those things are living works of art.
genx_horsegirl@reddit
My mom would just not toss out my 80's LP collection. None of it was rare or valuable. I know of no vinyl kids these days who want REO Speedwagon.
CharlesKBarkley@reddit
You'd be surprised. I teach HS and any song that is in a popular TikTok is loved by high schoolers. My 28 yr old daughter now listens to my records, most of which is 70s rock and 80s alternative.
tink0608@reddit
Holiday Edition Barbies 🙄
UserQuestions20@reddit
I can't even! Stinkin boomers! My MIL has bins full of random stuff. An old Sopranos puzzle faded from sitting in a window. Junk jewelry. Cheap art from Bed, Bath and Beyond. Just keeps paying for storage units and lives in an overflowing house. My mom finally let stuff go like Beanie Babies when we assured her none of us wanted anything but pictures and the rest was going to Goodwill.
ChaosTheoryGirl@reddit
My in-laws had display cases of Waterford Crystal. My Mother-in-law was sure to make sure I understood their value. After her death a few of the sets brought in a couple hundred bucks most of it was sold for a buck or two (likely to other boomers looking for the good stuff).
Glam-Star-Revival@reddit
I had no idea people thought this stuff was valuable. I run across it at charity shops and thrift stores frequently
Bundt-lover@reddit
I toured the factory in Ireland several years ago, and it was surprisingly interesting and educational. A lot of it is mass-produced, but the really fancy stuff is hand-carved. I
No_Owl_250@reddit
Waterford fan here too though I limit my intake of it.
2skip@reddit
I have a Waterford pitcher from my mom's mom that I keep in memory of her as I have memories of using it while over at her house.
LieutenantStar2@reddit
I have juice glasses I use on weekends for the same reason. We should hang out.
Atwood412@reddit
If you’re unloading useless shit boomers are your target audience. They still use Craigslist, FYI 😜
gcwardii@reddit
I’d use Waterford crystal every day if I got some for a buck or two a piece! I love it.
Handbag_Lady@reddit
I'm just adding in here that I DO collect one set of dishware and I am looking for San Franciscan Stardust Canisters. LOL! I AM NOT A BOOMER!!!!!!
MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit (OP)
I think you came to the right place to scout out objects! Can any one of dozens of people here interest you in Franklin mint plates instead?
1Frazier@reddit
My mom is slowly getting rid of her stuff because she knows I don't want it and that it isn't really worth anything.
Now a friend of mine, his dad has the worst items. Somehow his (white) parents a long time ago obtained some Aunt Jemima types of "collectibles." I saw them in their house and I was thought to myself wtf? Anyway fast forward to the last few years where the dad is now a bored widower and has doubled down buying more of them because he got such a great deal on them. He actually thinks that they are an investment and his kids can sell them some day and make money when in reality they will go straight into the trash.
MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit (OP)
Oh gawd, racist collectibles that he is STILL purchasing might beat the bag of broken glass for worst item being saved.
nichachr@reddit
My Boomer mom recently hid a small container of fresh raspberries from plain sight in her car. She had a whole schpeel about how someone might break in for that nice fresh fruit. Oh mom 🤦♂️
JenMartini@reddit
My ex MIL was convinced Franklin Mint and Bradford Exchange collectibles would appreciate.
ms_dr_sunsets@reddit
Oh my God, I remember pulling out dozens of these from a flooded house in Houston after Harvey hit. They were all still in their original boxes (now slime). The homeowner still wanted them, though, so we rinsed all the plates off with bleach solution and tried to save the certificates. People get really strange about what they need to hang on to, even when it’s pretty much wrecked.
flappy-doodles@reddit
Faux collectable stuff in the 80s and 90s, such rip offs. Do you remember the late night infomercials with the commemorative plates?
Rungi500@reddit
You're going to have to pry the Star Trek TNG commemorative plates out of my cold dead fingers.
heffel77@reddit
Yeah, until they stopped broadcasting at between 1-3am until 6 or 7am or something.
Scouter197@reddit
Only to increase in value over time!
ThatsWhatTheySey@reddit
Franklin Mint is mostly crap, but the Jazz LP collection is really, really good. The records are heavy and burgundy vinyl. The selection and sound quality are EXCELLENT. I have about 5 and really hope to find the other 20. Seriously.
maccaphil@reddit
Franklin Mint got knocked down. I drive past the new condos on that site most days.
Tigrari@reddit
That’s ok, pretty sure most of their stock is at my grandma’s house.
Id_Rather_Beach@reddit
so that's "NOS" ????
(new old stock)
new2bay@reddit
Most Franklin Mint stuff is just worth whatever the scrap metal value is. They did make coins for foreign countries, though, and some of those are worth something.
tn-dave@reddit
Yeah they had some big sets of .999 silver rounds that were selling so for cheap in the early 90s
new2bay@reddit
That’s because silver was like $6 / ozt then. It’s a little over $36 today.
AZJHawk@reddit
My great uncle was as a world class hoarder, but he had a few good items in his hoard. In the 60s, he collected silver certificates and turned them in for silver grease bars. When he died in 2005, he had five of them, each roughly 100 ozt. My dad kept two and gave my brothers and I one each.
My brothers promptly sold theirs, but I’ve kept mine. Not for investment reasons, but just because I think it’s cool to have an 8+ lb silver bar. Still, it’s nice knowing I have a few thousand bucks in silver if I need it.
tn-dave@reddit
I bought Mom about a dozen Christmas silver rounds back the and think they were four something each. She hung on to them and gave them back to me before she died. Great investment for a 19 year old but those are priceless
new2bay@reddit
Yeah, it might have even been $4 / ozt, depending exactly when you bought. Silver has been on a huge run up since 2016, and it’s somehow done better than the S&P500 since 2000. That’s good for you, but bad in general. If sitting on scrap metal is better than investing in equities, you have a very dysfunctional economy.
MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit (OP)
I recently told my MIL that anything sold as "a collectible" would likely be worth absolutely nothing, as everyone else bought the same collectibles
cosmic_scott@reddit
comic books!
80s and 90s were FILLED with "special collectors editions".
holographic covers, foil covers, alternate covers.
all sold with the pretense of 'gaining value' in the future.
none of them are worth much because how many were produced! even issues like 'the death of superman' were way over produced. they're not that valuable.
of course, cables first appearance, Deadpools first appearance, those are valuable! but no one was selling foil cover variants.
all that to say, yes the 80s-90s "collectors editions" of EVERYTHING was pretty stupid.
heffel77@reddit
Same with Fleer baseball cards and certain football cards.
Impressive-Shame-525@reddit
I've been collecting comics since the early 70s and can 100% say for certain that if it says anything about collector's or special... It isn't.
Commercial_Wind8212@reddit
by the early 70s people had started collecting comics. the vast majority of valuable comics are golden age or pre war since paper drives and werthams comics scare destroyed many. and of course condition is everything. beat up and coverless books that were actually ready are worth less. yes there are exceptions
Ceorl_Lounge@reddit
When Grandma died 99% of that stuff either for sold for scrap (silver) or went in the trash. No one needs a collection of bicentennial spoons celebrating the Colonial US
StrangeAssonance@reddit
Luckily my parents aren’t like that. It’s more the sentimental items…many of which to me are junk.
Id_Rather_Beach@reddit
The sentimental "stuff" is really, really tough to let go of.
StrangeAssonance@reddit
Yeah it is. When my brother passed all the stuff he took his kids don’t care about. It’s getting trashed.
AZJHawk@reddit
Yeah that’s how it is for me. My parents aren’t deluded into thinking their stuff has economic value, but they have a lot of sentimental attachment to things that aren’t really worth anything (a lot of old furniture they got from their parents/grandparents). If my siblings and I have room when they pass away, some of it might find a home, but otherwise we’ll see what we can get for it at an estate sale.
A_Lady_Of_Music_516@reddit
My mom actually got rid of a ton of stuff when she and dad sold the house I grew up in. Her big weakness though was baking stuff. Nordicware fancy Bundt pans, cookie sheets, loaf pans, muffin pans, spring form pans, flour sifter, etc. etc. But my dad still uses some of the stuff and whenever I stay for holidays or visits I actually do some baking. I did find a stash of Wilton pans she never used though, and took those home.
ClubExotic@reddit
My dad and his Franklin Mint plates and my mother and her porcelain dolls.
G-shrek@reddit
Playboy collection
LayerNo3634@reddit
Found a box of Playboy mags from the 70's in FIL's house. One word: Bush.
geodebug@reddit
Actually, we had an estate sale for my dad’s endless crap last month and some of those damn 80s playboys were worth real money, up to $50.
LieutenantStar2@reddit
Oh god, at one point my dad had 30+ years of Mad Magazines, plus nature and science and computer science magazines - thousands, a whole garage full. We sorted and chronologically ordered them because of course they have value! He called schools and universities to donate and was so shocked when they were of no value and we threw the whole thing out. Hours and hours wasted.
distract_@reddit
Anything purchased with camel bucks!
Lemon_Sunrise@reddit
Or Winston! I still have my blue jean jacket from the 90s that my mom got me with her Winston points.
distract_@reddit
Please tell me the jacket was acid washed!
Lemon_Sunrise@reddit
It looks stonewashed (light blue) instead of acid washed but yeah - definitely looks straight out of the 90s and the Winston logo on the back is debossed into the fabric. 😅😂 It’s great!
hondo9999@reddit
The fishing lure shaped like Joe Camel’s head? That’s gonna be worth some real money someday!
On a serious note, I helped a fellow GenX buddy go through some of his (GenX) late wife’s things after she passed and he pulled out a half-dozen limited edition Whataburger Pez dispensers still in the packaging because they’re so hard to find and, ”will be collector’s items someday!”
distract_@reddit
Were it not for Matt Mitchell on “Bless your rank” I would have no idea what a Whataburger is.
wipekitty@reddit
Don't laugh too much, the Joe Camel dartboard went for about $50 when I had to play estate sale after my parents passed.
Not a ton of money, but compared with all the other...stuff...it was one of the more valuable items.
Serindipte@reddit
Or Malboro miles! I loved Joe Camel best, though.
MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit (OP)
Hahaha, this comment is such a time capsule, thank you for that!
Ribbitygirl@reddit
Oh god - Tickle Me Elmo! I worked at Toys R Us the year that we gave them away free with $100 purchase. I can't even begin to tell you how many sad and frustrated people came in to try to return them after that Christmas, only to find out they were worth exactly one cent. One lady told me her kid received four Elmos for Christmas.
Valuable_Housing_321@reddit
I didn't know they were ever giveaways. What year was that? I'm trying to determine if one I was given with great flourish was actually a freebie. Not that it matters, I've long tossed it. It's more of a question regarding the character of the giver.
Ribbitygirl@reddit
I worked at TRU from 1996 to 2000 - that first year they were released and became a huge deal, selling out the minute we got them. I think they were giveaways in either ‘98 or ’99. I didn’t work Christmas of 2000.
SweetsMurphy@reddit
“Four laughing Elmos…. And a partridge in a pear tree!”
itds@reddit
My MiL keeps all the stuff that makes an everything bagel leftover from an everything bagel. Not kidding. She sweeps it up and keeps it in a sandwich bag. I bought her a giant shaker of the stuff from Costco but she continues to do it. Drives me nuts.
ProfessionalLibrary7@reddit
Early 80s Life magazines, creepy ceramic dolls, 1977 Encyclopedia Britannica set.
sungodly@reddit
Mom is a borderline hoarder. When she's gone, I'll probably try an estate auction but mainly that's just so somebody else can deal with the stuff. I foresee a couple of good sized dumpsters for what doesn't sell.
ThisCromulentLife@reddit
My MIL is a hoarder and when she is gone, we are rolling in a dumpster.
Id_Rather_Beach@reddit
My ex-MIL was as well.
I got concerned, the last time we went to visit (before we separated). She had piled up all those pharmacy bags (the little waxy ones for prescriptions) in their basement. We're talking a stack over 3 feet high and almost as wide. I'm not really sure WTF was going on, but that woman is not well.
Their house was absolutely gigantic. I mean, every inch was stuffed with ( crap ) because she had room and could keep it. Raised by the weirdest/depression era people - and the MH issues running through that genetic cesspool is SCARY
I mentioned to my ex that he just might want to torch it because there was no way he'd get it cleared out. Ever. He won't, his family built the house, but seriously, I have NO IDEA how you deal with that.
5000 sq ft of literal garbage. (and do not get me going on the expired food.... )
ThisCromulentLife@reddit
Her house is not huge, but I dread the day we have to clean out all of her garbage.
FlippingPossum@reddit
My MIL was a hoarder. My husband rented a dumpster and shoveled stuff out of the house. In her case, it wasn't worth trying to clean things up.
Head-Proof7273@reddit
My husband missed being a Boomer by a year. When I tell him, "Ok, Boomer!" about something he's trying to save because "it's worth something"' he goes on a rant about how he missed being a Boomer! I think he's joking! (At least I hope he is!) Anyway, here is a list of things my husband is still trying to save because they might be "worth something": 1. Old comic books, NOT in mint or even good or fair condition, in plastic photo albums. 2. A case of boxes of Wheaties cereal (WITH THE CEREAL inside) worth of about $6.00 each. He is saving them because Cal Ripkin Jr. is on the front and at the time, his jersey didn't have a team or number on it!
Old underwear he has had since High school that he can't bring himself to throw away. He can't fit into them anymore! The same goes for socks so threadbare, there's no benefit to wearing them! Also, in the same category of clothing, he has a pair of Sears seafoam green polyester pants from 1978 his mom bought for him! They are size 34 waist. My husband hasn't worn a 38 waist even when we met in 1999! Yet we still have these pants in the attic! https://photos.app.goo.gl/uXECEdLRjrdQHqG18
An old PC with the green screen and a case of blank (new) floppy disks (4 1/4"). The computer doesn't work. It's taking up space in the attic. He also has one of those shitty cheap plastic drawer systems filled with VHS tapes with clips of Star Trek shows he recorded! We don't even own a VCR anymore!
There's so much more stuff he thinks is "worth something"... Sigh! Oh, and his parents are Silent Gen and they are way worse with saving worthless crap!!
I save almost nothing! I'm Gen X and even though I would love to still have the hair metal band mags I had in 1986, we had a house fire in 1995 and nothing survived. And guess who calls ME a hoarder??? 😂🤣
IntrepidUnicorn1619@reddit
a circle-L branding iron
nichollmom@reddit
My MIL with her P. Buckley Moss paintings and Christopher Radko Ornaments.
KnitYourOwnSpaceship@reddit
My father (80) has a few boxes of vinyl, including some original mono Beatles singles and albums. To be fair, he's never claimed they were worth any serious amount of money.
They're moving into a retirement village soon, and starting to look through all their possessions as part of that. We looked at the prices that some of these 60+ year old records might sell for.
Around a dollar. Each.
Whelp, that's the inheritance plan down the drain 😂
BulliedTeacher1@reddit
One of my co-workers died several years ago due to liver failure. Afterwards, while her condo was being cleaned out, they found a TON of random “collectible” items. Hallmark ornaments (still in package, never opened), dolls, plates, you name it. She didn’t have 1 of each item, she bought 24 of each item thinking it would make money in the future.
It was sad because she spent thousands of dollars on this crap that she couldn’t afford. Her condo was about to be foreclosed on, she had about $70 in the bank, and yet after she died more packages kept arriving from her online purchases of her “investments.”
Donations were made to help pay for her cremation- there was no funeral.
pochoproud@reddit
Mom (78) has finally come to terms with the fact that Beanie Babies are NOT going to fund her grandchildren’s education (oldest is 36, youngest is 20). On the positive side, she has donated over 3 dozen to the ER I work in. They come in handy when we have sick kids.
Dazzling-Walrus9673@reddit
Crock pots. I don’t know why my mom has like a dozen crock pots.
GasmaskTed@reddit
Not gonna lie; give me that rubber ball and a three story brick windowless wall with blacktop in front of it and it’ll be awesome.
Francis_Lynch@reddit
My mother was a member of the silent generation, born on the eve of the US's direct involvement in WW2. She spent thousands of dollars over the span of 40 years on Reader's digest condensed books. These were, like the magazine's articles, highly edited books that came 4 to a volume. She had stacks of them when she passed and absolutely refused to part with them. Books stores didn't want them and I couldn't sell them online after I convinced her to at least pare down her collection. She was convinced they were worth something.
ellylions@reddit
Honey, we had TONS!
Rude-Consideration64@reddit
The MIL with her switching churches to stay with the evangelical pastor that got ousted once before for sleeping with a church secretary, then getting a divorce and marrying someone else. He just set up shop with his own startup in the same town. His sons tried to molest girls in the youth group, now they're inheriting the family business. Apparently she thinks they're still worth something because "you're supposed to forgive and forget."
ThreePangolins@reddit
Hyles?
Rude-Consideration64@reddit
No, but it's not like it doesn't happen very often.
ThreePangolins@reddit
Sadly true.
dumbogirl1@reddit
Used Disney VHS tapes
allothernamestaken@reddit
Franklin. Fucking. Mint.
bv8z@reddit
A VHS-C camcorder from 1995. I told my mom that everything is digital now and that just about everyone on the planet has a far better quality phone video camera in their pocket at all times. She kept the camcorder for years, insisting it's worth something.
Glitter_Agency101@reddit
I just brought mine from storage bc it broke as I was taking it out of the broken storage tote…… does this mean I should toss it? Can I toss it?
vetters@reddit
Is it broken? Then yes, throw it away!
Hot_Address_9373@reddit
My kids would say old books…so many books!!
Fine_Comparison9812@reddit
Until my dad died in 2013 they still had their encrust from 1958. Both were silent generation.
PMMEBITCOINPLZ@reddit
My neighbors were moving away and trying to get rid of an old rusty outdoor grill, a very difficult thing to do in my neighborhood cause trash pickup won't take it and you have to haul it to the dump yourself. I told my mom "I don't want that, make them throw that away" but she and her boyfriend were too "wow, free grill" for that. So almost ten years later it sits outside my house, a rusted hulk that was never used.
redfoot33@reddit
The Life magazine from the JFK assassination/funeral and the moon landings.
Iittletart@reddit
My mother's husband has a yard of rotting snowmobile husks that he calls his daughter (not my sister)'s inheritance.
jcdenton10@reddit
An antique treadle sewing machine. It's a White. I've seen similar ones for sale for around $100-200, and it's in okay shape. So it isn't worthless, but it's heavy and takes up a ton of space. And she talks about how it should be in a museum, like it's a priceless artefact.
blowurhousedown@reddit
Hydraulic firewood splitter mounted to a trailer. Been sitting outside under a pine tree for 20+ years, tires flat and sunk 5” into soil. When a neighbor asked if he could have it, she said “no” bc it’s gotta be worth something!
stuck_behind_a_truck@reddit
Fortunately my mom has an actual degree in this area. She used to buy and resell collectible costume jewelry. She knew the wheat from the chaff. She is not a collector and doesn’t have much junk. We both read The Art of Swedish Death Cleaning.
Far_Buyer9040@reddit
aww poor thing and her rubber ball
sobuffalo@reddit
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball
stuck_behind_a_truck@reddit
Definitely laughed out loud
Id_Rather_Beach@reddit
This is a regular saying in my house. And has been since it aired 100000000000 years ago!!
The_Wild_Bunch@reddit
Funny thing is I bought my boys a Superball by WhamO a few years ago. So they actually DO still make them like that. Lol
SilentRaindrops@reddit
I would always beg for a few quarters when we were shopping so I could get one from the vending machine. I loved the ones with the glitter but after a while they turned yellowish.
evilJaze@reddit
Yeah but it's just not the same without the carcinogens of yesteryear manufacturing.
boringlesbian@reddit
I swear they all watched this episode of Amazing Stories and took it to heart.
PiccadillySquares@reddit
Okay so I do have the same Precious Moments figurine that Heather Locklear and Tommy Lee had as their wedding cake topper, but that's the only one I have.
nicoleyoung27@reddit
I kinda want to get one of those birthday dolls for my 45th birthday as a triple Quince kinda thing.
Id_Rather_Beach@reddit
I'll allow it.
WarpedCore@reddit
Local newspaper from the Packers Super Bowl win, in 1997.
Resident_Zebra933@reddit
My inheritance included dozens of Bradford Exchange decorative plate sets, complete with their "certificate of authenticity". US Mint proof sets dating back to 1965. And a 1/4 acre plot of desert in New Mexico that is inaccessible by road.
FlippingPossum@reddit
My husband has 1/4 claim to a property in NC that is so undesirable it isn't worth enough to pay taxes on.
My grandfather had a ledger that he used to track him Bradford Exchange collection. That was more interesting than the plates. My grandmother heck a living auction to liquidate her assets before selling her house. So many plates.
Traditional-Ad9115@reddit
Have a set of bedroom furniture from the 50s that my FIL says was on the show friends so it is worth big money. I've only occasionally watched Friends but a friend has watch it all multiple times and says it's not. Also 2 old organs and othe ods and ends like that
MinimumBrave2326@reddit
Avon figurines from the 80s.
Yo_Biff@reddit
While cleaning out the house of a deceased family member had another family member pull out seasonal/holiday plates, napkins, and table settings. Those things were worth something!
Ya'll, these were paper products, including the table settings.
Deezy_802@reddit
Those decorative plates with different scenes and themes? Marilyn Monroe movies, Thomas Kincade paintings, Wizard of Oz scenes...the list goes on and on and on. Princess Diana bride dolls! 🤣🤣🤣 Anything Franklin Mint or Dannury Mint made is just worthless crap. Cute crap in some cases, but still just, crap.
OneBlondeMama@reddit
Not my parents, but my sister collected Precious Moments figurines & also Longaberger baskets. After she passed, my brother in law offered them all to me. I, of course, said no (my husband said thank you to me after we left). The figurines & baskets are all up in his attic. My poor nephew will inherit them.
toodog@reddit
my brother died all his stuff went to my moms, dad passed then mom 75 years of that’s worth something, some coins a few old cameras and a little jewellery nothing worth anything
Thomaswebster4321@reddit
Pendelfins. Dozens of Pendelfins.
Id_Rather_Beach@reddit
? I don't know this ?
Thomaswebster4321@reddit
I recognize every single one of these. And this is a minuscule sampling.
roadsidegunfight@reddit
formal dining room furniture.
butagooodie@reddit
Things like china used to hold their value, like quality pieces were worth money, so the boomers are stuck on that information even though that era ended when china was mass produced.
Boomers never caught on to this, probably because their parents insisted on the value of that stuff.
Glassware and figurines and other "collectibles" are simply out of fashion, even if they are old. If everyone keeps it, it isn't valuable. Rarity is the key
Agrippa_Aquila@reddit
A ceramic liquor bottle. So the story goes that these bottles were improperly glazed and the contents were evaporating/evaporated so the LCBO recalled the bottles. My parent's kept theirs - empty of alcohol but with an intact excise label over the cap. My sister and I lived in mortal terror of disturbing that bottle "because it's going to be worth a lot some day". Last time we checked, a pristine bottle with a perfect excise label was on eBay for $30. The excise label on my parent's bottle is riddled with insect damage. But even if it was in the best possible shape with a massive demand for it, it will never be sold. My sister is planning to go all Office Space on that bottle when my Dad finally dies. I plan to buy her the baseball bat.
magerber1966@reddit
I lost my house in the Eaton fire in January. I am now living in an apartment full of rented furniture (and everything else) thanks to my insurance company.
Last week, I was at a family event and saw my Aunt, who I hadn't seen since before the fires. She asked me what I needed, since she has many more things than she can use. I said that I couldn't really take anything now, since our apartment has NO storage whatsoever, but once we move to someplace more permanent, I could use some towels and sheets. She laughed at me, and said, "No, I mean more important stuff. I have a full set of silverware, but unfortunately, it is only silver-plated, not solid."
So, once I have finished rebuilding my house, I will be sleeping on a bare mattress, and drying off after showers with paper towels, but I WILL have a full twelve-piece set of silver-plated flatware.
PeyroniesCat@reddit
Do you have all day?
Definitive_confusion@reddit
According to eBay comps:
Vintage hot wheels new in pack $20 - $thousands (depending on model)
Tickle me Elmo $20
Real rubber vintage balls (this one surprised me) $20 - $170
You want to get rid of them? Put them on eBay. Then you can both be happy. The stuff is gone and they get to be right about them having value.
(If you don't know, you can sort eBay search results to filter only sold items. It will show you the last 90 days, I think)
helpthe0ld@reddit
Longaberger baskets. Dear god my MIL has a metric ton of them. If I’m put in charge of their house clean out, I’m going to make a bonfire out of them.
amnichols@reddit
My stupid Star Trek plates. Oooof.
empericisttilldeath@reddit
My dad kept a bottle of ash from Mount Saint Helens eruption, and took it to Hawaii, he went into a Chinese import store, and traded the jar of ash for Jade bracelets for my mom!
So in this case, the dirt ended up being worth something!
Fluid-Set-2674@reddit
So much garbage purchased at yard sales.
Alamojunkie@reddit
After reading this thread I will be spring cleaning this weekend.
Glitter_Agency101@reddit
Same! 1st to go is my collector edition stamp collection. I really sound like this!
chuckles39@reddit
My parents were silent generation but my boomer sister still has all her beanie babies that were going to be collectors items.
HonoluluLongBeach@reddit
Paper clips. Silent generation.
IDMike2008@reddit
I think it's a generational thing. For us it was literally everything my FIL had accumulated before he developed dementia.* Including -
A hanger with clips on it from a dry cleaners.
A chamber pot that may or may not have been used at some point.
An airplane calendar from a Boeing promotional mailer in 1997. (He was a pilot.)
A set of Ginsue knives a client had given him as a gift. (the flimsy ones off tv)
A bottle of Makers Mark he got on a tour of the place where they make it.
A set of incredibly heavy, 70's sectional couches with zero support and worn out upholstery.
The matching tv - the only console type in wood console frame with no remote and a physical channel knob.
A pad of carbon transfer paper.
* I wish it was the dementia, but he's always been like this. Very impressed with himself and by extension everything he's ever done or owned. But other than that, a really great guy.
Atwood412@reddit
My mom was obsessed with my getting her Kirby vacuum cleaner. It reeked of cig smoke and weighed enough to crush my foot. I sold it for $25 on Craigslist in 2021. Yea, you read that correctly people still use Craigslist and they’re willing to buy useless shit. It’s mostly boomers buying other boomers shit. I took full advantage of
My dad was never a collector of anything annoying. But he had 2 collectible colors light bottles that he REFUSED to throw away. They are displayed in his kitchen still unopened and filled with what I’m sure is the nastiest beer known to mankind. He recently passed and I cannot bring myself to toss those damn bottles in the trash.
siamesecat1935@reddit
My mom had the UGLIEST pottery dishes. I've always hated them, and joked that when she either passed or moved out of her apt., they would be the first things to go.
So please tell me WHY I felt the need to keep one small baking dish, and the pitcher?
Atwood412@reddit
Right?? Now they make me smile.
siamesecat1935@reddit
Yes! its funny how things we hated suddenly we can't let go of. I mean most of the dishes went, but I had to keep these two things. I figured the pitcher I can put flowers in.
Atwood412@reddit
Keeping one or 2 items is great. I bet flowers will look great in a pitcher. It’s a good idea.
VendaGoat@reddit
Burger king star wars glasses.
Bonus: McDonalds Garfield mugs
ALL OF IT IS LEAD!
lizziekap@reddit
Ummmmmm we have the Disneyland glasses from way back yonder. Are you telling me they’re lead too??
dkstr419@reddit
Have you heard about the spicy red Fiesta ware? It’s RADIOACTIVE!!!!
And great grandma had the “green” glass. Uh, also “spicy”
Ummm, thanks?
ONROSREPUS@reddit
My mother has 3 curio cabinet full of fast food glasses. Yes some of them are worth something but its not like you are gonna strike it rich from them. I bet her cabinets are worth more then the glasses in them.
flappy-doodles@reddit
I have a friend who's like 23. She was joking about getting lead poisoning. I was like... Lead poisoning is for MY generation, you all get micro plastics!!
zootnotdingo@reddit
I hadn’t thought of that. You’re right! Tag, you’re it!!
TheSwedishEagle@reddit
The lead is what makes them valuable
BridgestoneX@reddit
i read this in homer's voice
pomdudes@reddit
Makes the soda taste better!
MissBoofsAlot@reddit
I had the burger king star wars glasses as a kid. Drank out of them all the time.
citymousecountyhouse@reddit
So did I and look how we ended up. Posting on Reddit. God help us. lol
pomdudes@reddit
…fuck…so it wasn’t drinking from a garden hose?
PhilBalls2020@reddit
My parents held on to a bunch of “old coins” and $2 bills (along with a ton of other random stuff). I used ChatGPT in real time to price out most of it—and turns out, almost nothing was worth more than face value. Just decades of hanging on to clutter, thinking it was treasure.
I told them, “Why not sell this off and use the money for a vacation instead?” No point in carrying this stuff around for another 40 years.
It was a real eye-opener for them. Now they’re actually decluttering the house!
Glitter_Agency101@reddit
Ok imma get up now and start decluttering bc all these stories are me 🫠🙈🤦♀️ am I really a boomer instead of GenX???
moopet@reddit
Do not use chatgpt to give you answers about real-world facts.
PhilBalls2020@reddit
Ok well that’s off topic. And thank you for the obvious
MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit (OP)
You need to write a book on EXACTLY what you said to them to get this change in awareness. It would sell so fast
Atwood412@reddit
Of all the China sets floating between all of our parents and grandparents I’m gonna fight my brother for my grandmother’s winterberry Christmas dishes! She’s 90. She’s worked hard for decades to amass the pieces one by one, never paying any department store full price for any of it. Haha. That shits mine. She better not give it away to some stranger.
Id_Rather_Beach@reddit
You'd better tell her you want it. she might give it to you right now!!
Atwood412@reddit
Haha. I tried. She’s always giving me stuff which is sweet. She’s very generous. She won’t give up the winterberry! Hahaha. She offered me her mother’s, my great grandmother’s China, many years ago. I said sure as long as my brother didn’t want it. I meant like sometime in the future. I went to the living room and she disappeared. She had carried the entire set to my trunk! She said she wanted “rid of it”, and if I didn’t take it now she was donating it. She won’t part with the Winterberry.
Janices1976@reddit
Just listing my own: Garbage Pail Kids, beat up, not in any protection. Pry 'em from my cold, dead hands 🤣
MaseratiMike1981@reddit
Lived with my mom in 2021, she then had to go to a nursing home; didn’t know if i’d be able to stay at her house or what, so i packed up all her stuff and tried selling it online facebook, eBay, garage sales, took to antique stores….clothes, lamps, home decor, 713 casserole dishes, furniture, jewelry ….none of my siblings are nostalgic and didn’t want anything. I didn’t really care because it wasn’t my stuff, so i’m not losing money, i’m only making money. Did sell a good bit; most of her clothes i just put in plastic bags and threw into those clothing bins at Walmart. One item i kind of kicked myself about was an old Coca Cola metal cooler, probably from 60’s. Took to antique store, guy said it’s missing a part and a little busted up; he gave me $50. Went to another antique store days later, told the lady about it, said she would’ve given me $600, and asked where i sold it, she said “Oh yeah i know that guy. What a jerk.”
bebemochi@reddit
Before my mother passed away, my dad bought her a used convertible Jaguar. It was a neat little car - British racing green. I think it was like a 2002. After she passed, he kept it as his primary vehicle, and went on to treat that car so bad. Someone tried to break in by cutting the cloth top - he didn't fix that. One of the backseat triangle windows wouldn't roll all the way up - he didn't fix that. The paint on the hood started to bubble and crack - he didn't fix that. Then the oil pan cracked. He responded to that by parking the car under a pecan tree for 5 years. When he moved into hospice, he had it towed to my house. I told him that he had 2 months to sell it himself, or I would, and he would take what I could get. Of course that deadline passed. He had me list the car for $6,000. When I showed it to the one guy who was willing to tow it off, it was full of leaves, pecan pollen, and trash. My dad was not pleased when I only got $900 for it. I told him, outright, why would anyone want to pay for something that he so obviously didn't care for? That didn't go over well, either.
Taira_Mai@reddit
I think a lot of Gen-X kids grew up with a parent who insisted that the rusting car that didn't move for years was a "classic" and would be worth something someday.
My Dad had his "mid-life crisis" car that was a late 70's Ford he kept outside and he insisted would be "worth something" someday. When he passed it got towed to the scrapyard.
The broken computers he was "going to fix one day" all wound up in the landfill as well.
The TRS-80 did go on Ebay and I got some money to help pay for my move to Florida so there was that.
shawndread@reddit
My friend's dad had a Porsche 356 in the garage and a Willys truck in the driveway that he wouldn't get rid of because someday they'd be worth something. Turns out he was right.
acreekofsoap@reddit
My dad DID have a classic he sold for a decent amount. ‘69 Camero convertible, convertible original owner. He was also the proud owner of an Austin Healet, but he sold that to buy my mom’s engagement ring
flappy-doodles@reddit
Dad tried to give me a Trash-80 in 2003, that he bought at a yard sale. I was like... NOPE!
Individual-Army811@reddit
Here to represent the Swarovski Crystal inheritors.
No, mom, I don't want your 3 curio cabinets full of pretty sparkly things to stare at. I am not interested in putting white gloves on every time I have to handle a piece. And I am seriously not interested in dusting or carefully washing them twice a year, so they sparkle.
Mom: But, they're collectors items. Me: Yes, but collector items are only valuable when people want to buy them. And, on behalf of my generation and my children's and my children's children's generations, we do not. Mom: Then you should sell them. Me: To whom? Mom: Someone will cherish them like I did. Me: ...
🙄
NotEasilyConfused@reddit
What does it really matter if she has three things?
I could see if she had a house full of collections that you will have to deal with but even then, if these things give her joy or a feeling of security, it's not a lot to package up the items after she passes and donate them as a lot. They are hers in this life.
Unless she was a hoarder and her things would affect her health and the value of her property, I would never ask my parents to purge what they want to keep.
MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit (OP)
Oh, I just listed 3 kind of silly examples. There are countless examples. 3 (broken) portable cassette tape players. Hundreds of books. Hundreds of doodads. Clothes from every era. This is apart from the hoarding (straight up hoarding) of her husband. All in the same house.
And the thing is that she doesn't enjoy this stuff. None of it is nostalgic or sentimental to her. She can't open a closet without things falling out. Drawers, cabinets, she can't find anything she needs because of the stuff.
My husband and I are quite aware that when they go their house will take at least 6 months to go through, with most of it junk
ShadeTree7944@reddit
Atari. Tossed that crap
marfalump@reddit
I have one too. I actually managed to hook it up to my Samsung smart TV. It wasn't easy, but we had fun with it.
TurdFerguson2OOO@reddit
Coin proof sets
drumbo10@reddit
$2 bills still only worth $2 unless the serial number is significant.
VioletSea13@reddit
My mother and her “limited edition” Gone With the Wind collectors plates.
GooberPeas0911@reddit
Hummels, Beanie Babies, Franklin Mint, Bradford Exchange, China and Silver service. I could continue but I need to take something for my blood pressure now.
Aircooled2088@reddit
My parents are the opposite, they’d sell a fabrashay egg for $5.00.
My wife works in a retirement community, and she came home the one day with a wishbone, and told that one of her residents in her late 90’s was driving around handing them out, here she saved every wishbone from every turkey that she ever made. My wife said there were hundreds of wishbones in a large shoebox, she wanted to pass around the good luck.
I put ours in a small shadow box and hung it on the wall.
MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit (OP)
Saved every wishbone! Can you imagine opening that shoebox without knowing the contents first? Horrifying!
Id_Rather_Beach@reddit
this is nightmare fuel.
Aircooled2088@reddit
She was handing them saying that her kids would just throw them away…
ButterscotchKey7780@reddit
My m-i-l was an antique dealer for many years. She knows nothing is worth anything. Or more accurately, she knows nothing is worth the time and effort it takes to sell it for more than you paid for it.
Sometimeswan@reddit
Can we hook her up with a hoarder I know? He buys things to resell, but never gets around to it. 😳
Aware-Vegetable83@reddit
My father’s (non-driving) 1998 Toyota Camry. He won’t get rid of it because “It’s a classic”
Don_Pickleball@reddit
Timeshares
5WEET_Cheeks_Karen@reddit
Michael Jackson record player with microphone
Family of Weeble Wobbles but they don’t fall down
“Disco Duck” record
Van Halen 1984 Album Cover poster
Jeannette311@reddit
Precious moments. My daughter gets to inherit them. I told her to make them creepy like that one artist does with theirs.
HorrorImaginary6528@reddit
Freaking Hummel.
happycaptn@reddit
Going through my dad’s liquor cabinet to get rid of 90% of the old cheap crap, I run across a commemorative liquor decanter from the local Elks lodge. Get rid of this, I say. He says it’s worth a lot. I said then donate it back to the Elks. Nope, he says. It’s worth a bunch.
I told him that the moment he passes, the first thing I’m doing is throwing that bottle away. We both cracked up. But, sheesh! It’s gonna be hell going through their hoarded treasures one day.
Shadyrgc@reddit
My mom is Marie Kondoing her belongings. I on the other hand, love my things. I'm trying to send away more things than I bring home, at least.
fbombmom_@reddit
Everything "native". So anything "native inspired". My dad found out late in life that his grandmother was Yaqui, so he got a Yaqui tattoo, and they both collect anything that vaguely resembles native art, even if it's not Yaqui. They say, "That's our heritage." No, it's ripping off actual native artists by buying junk that devalues their heritage and efforts.
JonasSkywalker@reddit
The full set of State Quarters
Sometimeswan@reddit
I’m genX. I’m going to admit right here and now that I have a worthless collection of Beanie Babies. I bought them because I liked them, not as an investment, but I’ll be damned if I can’t make myself get rid of them!
Zesty-B230F@reddit
My boomer dad is the opposite. He's always trying to get my grandmother to throw stuff away, and likes to make passive off-hand comments casually asking me when I'm going to get rid of different things that are mine.
Legitimate-Spite9934@reddit
National Geographic Magazines. We had all of them from 60s - 70s. May be worth something now that print mags have pretty much joined the dinosaurs, but in the early 90s used book store and public library staff would rush out to the parking lot saying gtfo with those things.
Auntie_Venom@reddit
My mom is notorious for thinking things are valuable because they’re “old.” She’s confusing actual value with sentimentality.
mommaTmetal@reddit
Every single McDonald's happy meal you ever produced. Not just certain or special ones- ALL of them- now that Mom is gone the packages have been opened and my granddaughter plays with them. And yes, we checked before opening them.
dundundun411@reddit
My mother's garbage furniture from 35 yrs ago that is all beat up and damaged. She thinks everything she has is valuable antiques.
Own_Yesterday3239@reddit
Back in the 80’s in third grade I had Smurf figurines that I had displayed on my shelf. At some point while still in third grade I was convinced that these figurines would be worth millions of dollars when I got older, so I took them off my shelf and deprived myself of their presence. I still have them, but don’t think they are worth much! I guess I have to pass them on to like 10 more generations and maybe someone would benefit from more forthsight. Ha, Ha.
dgwtf@reddit
A hair brush sitting in used motor oil
BillsMafios0@reddit
Shit ton of cut gems nobody seems to want. She didn’t bother writing out any kind of will either but whatever.
SuspiciousMeat6696@reddit
Princess Di Beanie Baby. She thinks it's worth a fortune
MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit (OP)
Yes! She has one of these too! Told me all about how it was worth thousands and she knew someone who had one and sold it, etc. The one she has, tags on, production date- $40 if you manage to sell it amongst the dozens of others being sold
SuspiciousMeat6696@reddit
$40 if you are lucky
farewellmybeloved@reddit
10 day old chicken salad
monsterlynn@reddit
Civil War chess set from Franklin Mint.
Longjumping-Clerk831@reddit
LOL. When I was in college you could order these COD (cash on Delivery).
My best friend and I had a thing going where we were always ordering them for each other, COD of course.
I think I still owe Franklin Mint a couple grand.
Rich_Artist1234@reddit
Ooooh! I wanted that so bad when I was a kid. The pieces cost like $10 a piece or something though. I just remember being tricked that that was the price for the whole set!
imrickjamesbch@reddit
Books, about 2000 books, random ones stuffed with $20s. 1st editions ranging from classics to Harry Potter to the Hobbit. But the best score was realizing she had a 1st edition of Emily Dickerson “poems”. Sold that at a Chicago auction house for $2000. Abebooks.com was my go to website that year.. you can’t take it with you..
LadyCircesCricket@reddit
The first editions sound really exciting! I would love to have those! I have a first edition Mark Twain but it had water damage.
imrickjamesbch@reddit
I actually found 2 copies of Dickinson’s Poems from my ancestors. The valuable one was in very good condition for an authentic 1890 1st edition. Then there was another 3rd edition in fair condition that sold for like $690 net I recall. Take out the 18-20% auction house seller commission and ins. Buys me a sandwich, at least. Back in those days, my ancestors gave their children a book like these for a birthday because books like these mattered. (not a hypothetical car or computer). My mother always said she never hid money, because that’s what banks are for. I found $1000s neatly tucked in numerous books which had no logic. Moral of the story, check everything before selling or donating your parent’s crap. And don’t get me started on antique English and American furniture. Anyone who says brown wood doesn’t sell, doesn’t know its provenance, materials, technique of hand making it, and certainly fair market value. I sold my mother’s 9’ Yamaha conservancy 1970’s grand piano, still tuned and in great condition on eBay with local pickup only. A buyer parent sent her kid’s music teacher and movers 2 hrs away to inspect, verify, and move it out of her living room with no damage moving it professionally. Best $4k PayPal transaction ever, with 100% perfect feedback. And people say you can’t give away a piano…she paid $20k for it new… you have to know how to sell as well to communicate. Sell from strength, not desperation. A sandwich is a sandwich worth asking for…never leave money on the table.
National_Violinist39@reddit
MIL thinks her Longeberger baskets are worth thousands each.
pasquamish@reddit
Thomas Kinkade paintings. Especially the ones with an extra slash of paint ‘from the artist’
orangejeep@reddit
Every time I go to an antique or thrift store, I see all the stuff and know this is the ultimate destination for so many people’s “treasures”.
Honestly put me off of collecting anything at all.
Ok_Cantaloupe7602@reddit
My mom’s entire house. She literally said it was filled “valuable stuff.” Narrator: it was not. Some of it would have been valuable—25 years ago but the taste in collectibles has changed significantly.
According-Paint6981@reddit
So much junk. Bridesmaids dresses from the 70s, they’re disintegrating. Toys - they have been played with, not collectibles. A set of encyclopedias, she paid good money for those and will not get rid of them. They’re from the 80s. Binders of information on computer languages that no longer exist, again, from the 80s.
concolor22@reddit
A Bill Clinton watch where he is smoking a cigar. $14 on eBay.
Few_Whereas5206@reddit
Antique furniture that nobody wants.
HippyDiva74@reddit
I’m pretty sure my mother still has a Cabbage Patch Kid still in the box, except the plastic portion of the box got ripped a million years ago, so now it’s just a Cabbage Patch Kid with really dusty hair
BigDigger324@reddit
Actual collectibles died with EBay’s debut. Whenever something with even a remote chance of being collectible comes out people immediately grab them all up for their “hustle”.
Rhalellan@reddit
Gotdamn plates. Seriously? Who the hell wants plates you can’t even eat on?
geodebug@reddit
China sets. They’re a dime a dozen.
Impressive-Shame-525@reddit
A brick.
A fking brick from the old local high school that has been torn down and replaced by another school.
Even has a fancy info sheet glued to it. I found some other local graduate of the school and gave it to him so now it's an SEP (someone else's problem)
We threw away 5000 pounds of shit from that house. I kept the dump receipts and added them up.
That's not including what we donated to shelters and habitat for humanity and whatnot.
My mother-in-law will still occasionally ask "what happened to the bottle opener that was in the left drawer that your great uncle frank gave me as a wedding present" or some shit. We just tell her it's packed up still.
carolina822@reddit
I bought my parents old house a while back and they just left all the stuff in the attic there. Every once in a while, my mom will ask about some random thing that she knows is up there - the 4th of July napkin holder has come up more than once in the 20 years since they moved. Anyway, we are now moving and have to clear out the attic and the absolute junk that someone decided was worth putting in a box, carrying upstairs, then climbing the attic ladder with is unbelievable. Since it's not my stuff, I told mom that I'd set aside anything that I thought she'd want. So far, I haven't even filled up one packing box with salvageable things.
And wouldn't you know, I found that damned 4th of July napkin holder. She could have spent 3 dollars on a new one at any point in the last two decades (and probably has) instead of pestering me to climb into a 9000 degree attic, but hey, at least she has it now. It's so bizarre the things people will fixate on.
Texas_Prairie_Wolf@reddit
Man I still have one of those solid rubber balls the size of a tennis ball, it bounces super high but it can cause some damage when it hits a parked car or window if it gets away from you on the bounce.
Is it worth a fortune in your research?
MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit (OP)
No, not at all. Ebay has them for $18-38 dollars. A vintage magic.8 ball is worth more at $88. (Again though, these are asking prices, not the actual price they sold for.) Also they are not hard to find. Fun ball though!
Texas_Prairie_Wolf@reddit
Ha! I got it for like a dollar so at $38 that is a 3,700% increase in value, solid investment from my childhood, I should have bought 2!
supermouse35@reddit
My mom had "silverware" from her father that she swore was real and worth a FORTUNE.
She also had a copy of a lithograph of a Picasso painting of a bouquet of flowers that she swore was signed and dated by Picasso himself. It hung in our bathroom for my whole childhood, lol.
When she passed, I decided to sell the items and see what they were worth. The silverware was hollow and pretty much only painted silver. Worthless. The lithograph was a reproduction (of course) and had decorative value only. It would have killed her to learn these things if she hadn't already passed.
MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit (OP)
Oof, painful. Your own personal Antiques Roadshow disappointment
The_Motley_Fool----@reddit
My father collected rare Colt pistols. I now own 700+ pistols
MinivanPops@reddit
Wedding china. God damnit I don't want your wedding china.
zoombie_apocalypse@reddit
Parents should be forbidden from watching Antiques Roadshow. It just reinforces the idea that their crap is worth something.
Happy-Bluejay-3849@reddit
Stamps. So carefully placed in special, archival quality stamp books over many, many years. All worthless. A stamp dealer told me to just sell the pages on eBay.
ChoosenUserName4@reddit
To be fair, not all stamps are worthless, but if they paid very little for them when they bought them, they're still worth nothing. As an avid collector myself, that's 99.999% of the time.
With stamps, people always - like always - assume they've struck gold.
susiequeue13@reddit
Posts in r/stamps bear this out on the regular.
Skeptikell1@reddit
Funkos are the new gramma collectibles - I have a lex Luther “chase” 60 bucks first bidder 😉
Educational_Bench290@reddit
Before she died, my mom had a serious conversation with my sister (executor) about how difficult it was going to be to decide who got her dining room table and chairs, because it was very well made and expensive, and all 5 kids would want it. It was some kind of cream/bleached wood, and the chairs each weighed about as much as a stove. Sister, after funeral: 'anybody want the dining room set?' In unison, all 5 of us: 'nope'
BasicallyLostAgain@reddit
Wife's grandmother died at 98, 2 of her aunts (mother's sisters) started going through the house during the Shiva. Im taking this is worth X. We'll, I'm taking this, it was expe sive too. This went on for a while. I followed them around and googled the value of everything they were taking. At then end after they had packed everything up and it was a lot, I sat on the couch and said that I had been doing some research for them. The collective totals for the all the stuff they took was about $450-500. Their faces dropped. They thought all the chances and crystal bowls and little statues were worth about $5000. I stood up and helped them load their treasures into their cars.
carolina822@reddit
Ha! You'd probably have paid someone else more than $500 just to haul all that stuff out of the house.
GullibleAd6311@reddit
I have a globe from the 50’s/60’s and I love that thing. It’s great for the game of, “that country doesn’t exist or is called that anymore.” But really, can you call yourself old if you don’t have a box of random crap Fire “just in case” passing around?
Odesio@reddit
My uncle died at home in his own bed, and when the nice people from the funeral parlor came to pick his body up they asked if it was okay if they just took the sheets with them. Taking the sheets made the process easier for them, it was a bit more dignified for my uncle, and the truth is that a corpse can leave a mess. My uncle wasn't a cheap man, and his sheets were really nice, so my aunt started a discussion about whether we should tell them to leave the sheets.
I realized my aunt was grieving the loss of her brother and sometimes people don't think so clearly when stressed, so I listened to what she had to say and gently explained to her that I didn't want those sheets, nobody here wanted those sheets, and I promised nobody was going to ask for those sheets later. Thankfully she let it drop and they took my uncle away, sheets and all.
It remains the most "oh, it's worth something" moment in my life so far.
WhiskerWarrior2435@reddit
There was so much crap sold as "collectors items" in the 80s and 90s. Remember those ads with a figurine or coin or china? Or some promotional item where people were encouraged to collect the whole set?
We have a "Royal Doulton" china set from my father-in-law that he was convinced was worth something. I'm pretty sure it's low quality that was just sold through a mail order ad. Kind of like the c-grade crap that brand names sell in outlet malls now.
TheConsequenceFairy@reddit
All the old baby food jars and plastic butter tubs full of hardware that "they might need."
Jars and jars of screws, washers, nails
BerryLanky@reddit
Everything is their house. Including recipes cut out of Magazines from the 70’s and 80’s. She thinks everything is an antique
No_Owl_250@reddit
Not my parent but a dear boomer family member who passed away sadly - 8-10 Harley Davidson jackets. We live in south Florida where it's extremely warm so you're rarely going to wear them, realistically. They were convinced they were super valuable, and maybe they were, but they sat in a storage unit (filled to the brim with random stuff) gathering dust for at least a decade. Then they were rapidly cleaned out after she passed. It was so sad to me.
Alex_Plode@reddit
The 1992 NBA draft had some great players like Shaq and Alonzo. My buddy and I were big NBA fans back in ‘92 and recognized this draft was gonna be special. We went out and bought tons of basketball cards until we had every version of every first round pick. I had 20 different Shaquille ONeal rookie cards. We were convinced we were sitting on a gold mine.
Well no one gives a shit about sports cards anymore. That entire collection is probably worth like $200.
Target2030@reddit
Happy Meal toys and old crumbling magazines stacked without any protection in the shed.
elijuicyjones@reddit
My parents have been dead for thirty years. That shattered the family and I’ve lost all my belongings in total several times in my life since. I’m more stable now but the result is that I’m not materialistic at all.
Equivalent_Tea8061@reddit
Beanie Babies… some of those are worth thousands.
Hardjaw@reddit
My wife's boomer parents are hoarders. They have decaying magazines in their bathroom that I know they haven't read since 1982. They wanted a new bathroom floor and I said that we need to throw away those magazines. "But there are recipes in there! I can't throw them out!"
Then I am not installing a new floor or recommending someone to enter this hell house. Why do you have this? It's a bunch of car parts. "They from some overrated brand name car and worth money."
Nope, only worth money if you sell it. It's worth nothing as it collects 30 years of rust and houses dead mice.
wrightmattjm@reddit
John Grisham books. My mom has EVERY ONE! 🤦♂️
heffel77@reddit
I used to have a drug problem and sold out the Beanie Baby collection in like ‘98 and she was SOOOO pissed about how they were going to be so valuable and I just sold my little brother’s college education.
Of course, I paid her back for it later and it turns out I sold it at the exact right time because the value of those stupid little bears dropped off a cliff.
Of course, my karmic retribution was that I paid her back how much I made and if I paid her the going rate for them at the time, it would have been Pennie’s on the dollar. Still, I felt guilty so I made it right but yeah, Beanie Babies.
pragmaticproducer@reddit
Old fashioned glass orange/lemon juicers. My mom picked them up at garage sales and made it out like Antiques Roadshow was going to lose it when they came across her collection.
Bastyra2016@reddit
Not my parents. My aunt was a huge fan of Princess Diana and bought those special addition purple bears (beenie babies). She told me they were really valuable and she kept the two smallest in plastic container. Of course the tags were in plastic covers. When she died I put them on eBay and listed all three for $15. Yes if you check eBay some people have them listed for $1,500+ but it took 9 years for someone to pay $15 plus S&H. I even had a friend chastise me and tell me they were valuable-I told her to buy them for $15 and then sell them herself. There is still a market for most anything-you may not get what you paid for it but if you are patient you can sell it.
revo2022@reddit
Had a conversation with my 84-yr old mom last week who suddenly thinks her 1970s/80s Farberware cookpots are "valuable" because she doesn't know how to differentiate between eBay's "list prices"and "sold prices."
She's also been scouring her old, saved coins because she believes some of her ratty old pennies may be worth more than a cent.
PollutionQuick140@reddit
The boomers are the worst - my mother is silent gen and is moving into a retirement village in the fall and was going to have an estate sale and trash/recycle/donate the rest and had a reasonable expectation about what things were worth until a boomer neighbor convinced her she could make money on Facebook Marketplace...my mother doesn't do Facebook herself and I deleted Facebook years ago and live 500 miles away so I am not clear on how this is going to work. I keep telling her she doesn't need the $243 from Facebook Marketplace and it's more trouble than it is worth but she is convinced that an estate sale will rip her off somehow.
Anyway if anyone needs 3 snowman tablecloths or a few decades of National Geographics I can hook you up.
Maleficent_Data_1421@reddit
Stupid collector plates
TradeBeautiful42@reddit
The Disney stuff my mom and her siblings and my siblings and cousins and I played with from the 50’s. They’re beat up but my uncles wife thinks they’re going to be worth something to someone. Probably not with the chips and cracks and stains or ripped out pieces.
CustomCarNerd@reddit
I am ALWAYS buying hot wheels. If you have anything from 1968-1990 send me a message and pics.
ThisCromulentLife@reddit
National Geographics. Not rare ones, but stacks of them from the 80’s/90’s. You’re just stacked in the basement and covered in dust and some of them have water damage from the time the basement flooded. They probably have mold. The local library won’t even accept that specific publication from anyone for free. It’s literally listed on their donation website under things that they do not accept., but my MIL is convinced they are worth a ton.
Depression glass. Not rare colors, but the basic stuff I seen in the thrift stores all the time for three dollars or less a piece. She is right that she probably could sell this, but she thinks her collection is probably worth something like $25,000. I priced it out and she listed the entire thing as a lot AND somebody bought it, she could probably make between $100 and $200.
bubblesnap@reddit
A Little Sambo book they keep on the coffee table. 🤦🏽♀️
Secret_Flounder_3781@reddit
Vintage lingerie. Mom collected it during her ebay period and was horrified to find out that I'm not ever finding a buyer for a synthetic boudoir set from 1962.
W0nk0_the_Sane00@reddit
According to my mother, Beanie Babies were her hidden gold mine and part of her retirement plan.
Secret_Flounder_3781@reddit
Old Colt pistol. We had it appraised, it wasn't worth that much, so the parents decided to not keep it even though Mom was worried about safety with her memory issues and Dad's poor cognitive and mental health.
I offered to buy it, parents said no, even though I'm the only sibling who owns a gun or goes to the range, in favor of a plan to save it for the grandsons so it can "increase in value." It's a 50 year old gun and hasn't yet increased in real dollars.
Now it's going to be "inheritance" for four grandsons in two states, one of which forbids handgun ownership under 21. The eldest is 13 and Dad has passed on, so unless Mom is much healthier than she indicates, there's going to be an absolute cluster if we have to follow a will that says thbis item must be shared four ways.
EmbarrassedAd1869@reddit
Beanie babies.
ThatContribution7336@reddit
My parents were Silent Gen, but this concept of Very Valuable Stuff was huge for them:
There was plenty of other stuff that was either very nice & I kept it, or nice enough that I sold it, but never for what they paid or what they thought it would sell for. They thought that this stuff was all appreciating in value under their care. My mom actually had a big list of stuff in an addendum to her will that she wrote that I wasn’t allowed to sell unless I could get her initial purchase price or higher
Frazzle-bazzle@reddit
Is that addendum even enforceable?
ThatContribution7336@reddit
Not at all. At the end, she wrote “If you don’t do this, I won’t haunt you, but please do it” or smthn like that.
Subtext: “I am 100% hoping to be able to haunt you to protect my stuff”
DataPlenty@reddit
Royal Doulton figurines. My parents had about 20, cleaning out the house we couldn't give the damn things away. But yes, they were "worth hundreds."
SusanSickles@reddit
When Hess trucks became mass produced, my in-laws bought a bunch of them! Yep, the original ones are worth money, but as soon as Hess realized they might be collectible they started to mass produce them
moopet@reddit
I've never understood people keeping things in their packaging. Just enjoy the thing.
draggar@reddit
My parents: caroler dolls. So many of them. All singing. All look like they're gasping for air in some sort of chemical leak.
Luckily they've been selling off a lot of them.
Although, I am sure I can hear my step-kids in 20(something) years referring to me:
Legos. So. Many. F-ing. Legos.
I had all the sets from growing up that my nephew played with (he's older now). When I moved out I also bought nicer sets (mostly Star Wars or robotics kids). Packed those away when I moved back one. Continued to buy them, Star Wars, Marvel, Harry Potter, and Dr. Who. Plus, I have a bin full of Christmas Legos and we were bequeathed my brother-in-law's Legos (mind you, he has the original castle sets in the box (open, through).
All the Legos we bought for my step-kids.
.. and I've already started to buy my granddaughter Duplo blocks.
RVAblues@reddit
The classic space sets are worth a fair amount now. Even just mixed in lots. But it’s all just Gen X nostalgia. In a few years they won’t be worth anything.
draggar@reddit
Yep, my late brother-in-law and I both loved these, there are a lot of them. Honestly, I'm not worried about "worth" outside of watching the next generation enjoy them.
HatesClowns@reddit
Nickels…because they have nickel…not even the silver ones.
ErinGoBoo@reddit
My mom has a painting. I actually love the painting, but we both admit the thing is an acquired taste. She worked at a place that was also an art gallery, and one of the stipulations to having a showing at the art gallery was you had to donate a painting. The artist donated this painting to the gallery. When she left (this was in the early to mid-70s) her boss took the painting down and told her to take it with her, as she was literally the only person in the building who liked it.
It's absolutely massive (it takes up an entire wall) and is very, very dark. After decades of smoking around it, it also needs a serious cleaning. I grew up with my parents telling me it was my college education (they still saved... thank God). Well, I can't find a value, but I also can't find much information on the artist. We got tickets to Antiques Roadshow a few years ago and she submitted the painting online prior to the show and they declined to appraise it. So I am assuming it doesn't have much, if any, value. I would imagine he's a locally known artist to that region... which we no longer live in.
I plan on keeping the painting because I do actually like it very much. But there's an understanding here that it doesn't have any value beyond my liking it a lot.
Critical-Rabbit@reddit
I have a fine selection of rusty, 'antique' game traps from my in-laws. I live in a city. Neither my wife nor I think these would go over well with our neighbor's pets.
External_Tie_8142@reddit
When I was going through my divorce I stored some things at my parent's house. My mom literally donated a large box filled with brand new hardcover books, but then proudly handed me boxes filled with Ranger Rick and WWF magazines from the 80s.
Cavendish30@reddit
Encyclopedia set
Corporation_tshirt@reddit
I gave my mom a snow globe with Santa kneeling before the baby Jesus years ago. She's convinced that thing is worth a lot of money. It survived a hurricane that destroyed her house and most of her belongings, so at the very least it's durable! lol
smalltowngirlisgreen@reddit
Idk that rubber ball has some cool history. I like a good story with my vintage stuff. Maybe not worth money, but worth giving to someone else.
CatDaddyWhisper@reddit
1) 1966 Triumph MKII Spitfire, red convertible, low mileage (father) 2) WWII Tommy Gun (father) 3) WWII 9mm German Luger (father) 4) Victorian house in San Francisco, CA (mother)
Bioshock_Jock@reddit
You ever fired that luger or Tommy gun?
CatDaddyWhisper@reddit
Yes, several times. I don't trust the Luger. It has a hair trigger. The Tommy gun is brutal. It's a nasty weapon. It spits out 45 cal at an insane rate.
Phog_of_War@reddit
Lol. I think you might be missing the point of this thread.
TheSwedishEagle@reddit
I bet his mom has all those stupid Faberge eggs as well
MaleficentAstronomer@reddit
Not to mention that tacky tiara
CatDaddyWhisper@reddit
My mother was a doctor at UCSF. She couldn't care less about stupid dust catchers. Rental properties were her only collection. I inherited each and every rental. As a result, I retired 2 years ago at 53 years old. 😆
TheSwedishEagle@reddit
You must be a lot of fun at parties.
CatDaddyWhisper@reddit
Walking distance from Ocean Beach. Friends and family love to visit. Now it's time for you to get to sleep. You have to work tomorrow.
Quick_Dark244@reddit
Faberge lol. I haven’t thought about that word in decades. wtf was it ? Fab-bur-szay
CatDaddyWhisper@reddit
My mother was a doctor at UCSF. She couldn't care less about stupid dust catchers. Rental properties were her only collection. I inherited each and every rental as well.
beyondplutola@reddit
Umm
Scouter197@reddit
Make sure we don't include anything from the Franklin Mint, because those plates are only going to increase in value over time...and not end up at a thrift store.
Reachforthesky777@reddit
crystal drinkware. I have around $1200 in crystal stemware as a wine afficionado so I at least appreciate crystal drinkware. My parents are convinced it's worth big money.
50+ year old leather bound copies of LOTR and The Hobbit. These sell for around $30 these days.
chjrtx2@reddit
Ah man
My mum had so many crystal glasses that were never used for anything but collecting dust
They all went to the charity shop ... along with the china dishware
fqdupmess@reddit
My parents aren't like that but my grandparents are. My grandfather died two years ago and still dealing with the junk he's collected over the years, mostly antique farm equipment
TakeTheThirdStep@reddit
My mom is a hoarder so literally everything.
AcademicAd1788@reddit
My mother-in-law and her Bradford Exchange plates and ceramic dolls. My husband and I do not want them. Hahaha. I said give them to your daughter, please.
flappy-doodles@reddit
My mother thinks her daily dishes are worth a ton of money. I told her to sell them, she insists I'm going to inherit them. I don't want to tell her that they're going to a charity shop the day after she's buried.
Due_Plantain204@reddit
My mom was like that with a totally uninteresting set of Kate Spade dishwear with scratches on it.
Fit_Earth_339@reddit
Everything in the house. No antiques.
Significant_Fly3681@reddit
Blue mountain Pottery
seymour5000@reddit
Quarters from 2000s: The series that came out with a state design on the back. FIL purchased sets in silver of each state. The value to sell to a dealer was less than the value of the coin. I opened every package and took to a coin machine and traded for a gift card.
justimari@reddit
The Lladró omg please save me From the Lladró
No_Variety9420@reddit
Old worn out pennies, I constantly have to explain what "mint condition" means and a penny that is so worn you can barley read it is not worth anything no matter how old it is.
MonkeyTraumaCenter@reddit
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
Minnow125@reddit
Well on the flip side, my grandfather threw out my Dads 1950s era Yankee baseball cards. Like Mickey Mantle rookie year type stuff. Probably worth millions.
MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit (OP)
Oof, that's a heartbreaker
Shoddy-Reason2193@reddit
Remember Markie Post on Night Court with her Princess Diana plates?
FrauAmarylis@reddit
Ebay uses AI to do the pricing and write-ups. All you need to do is upload a photo!
Carve out 90 minutes to get your MIL started on it!
MaleficentSwitch8975@reddit (OP)
I like your can-do spirit, but it would be a nightmare for all of us to have her try to list anything at all. The barriers to entry are so high as to make most everything she owns not worth trying to sell. She has a house stuffed to the gills, zero computer skills, no idea how to begin researching an object's worth, and no ability to detect an online scam. Also, her only kid (my husband) lives across the country and troubleshooting how to help her upload a photo to ebay or even create an account, would be hours of tear-filled work.
She is aware that actually researching and selling the stuff that is "worth something" is beyond what she can or will do, so the general attitude is that when the time comes it will be a whiz for us to do all this for a house full of doodads.
SoCalMoofer@reddit
Those big coins from the Franklin Mint.
Ok_Schedule5017@reddit
My MIL anything. My mom, almost anything. My MIL tries to give us stuff, my husband has learned that she needs to ask me. 9 times out of 10, no.
rharper38@reddit
Barbies. So many Barbies.
acreekofsoap@reddit
My parents aren’t boomers, but silent generation. My dad is actively trying to get rid of crap, donating old books to the library, throwing stuff away if I don’t want it, etc. He doesn’t want me to have to throw away stiff after he’s gone on to his “great reward”
Now, my mom on the other hand, holds on to stuff, even with my dad bugging her to get rid of crap.
Low-Teach-8023@reddit
OP might want to do some research on the hot wheels. Some of them are worth a few thousand. My husband has a collection.
CommitteeOfOne@reddit
A broken vacuum cleaner. “You might need it for parts.”
Ok, that was actually my Gen X ex-wife.
SLorma@reddit
Norman Rockwell plates. So many.
boyd125@reddit
My uncle was a school teacher, and he taught computer literacy. He was sent Macintosh computers every other year from Apple. They might be worth something.
jblakey@reddit
There is definitely a market for 1980s to early 2000s Macs. Not huge, but the vintage computer crowd likes restoring them.
runningoutofwords@reddit
Generally speaking, few of us had Boomer parents. They're mostly Silent Generation
Ngata_da_Vida@reddit
2nd half GenX had boomer parents. I was born in 75, parents 48/49
Die_Immediately@reddit
True in my case
Ewendmc@reddit
Mine were late silent generation. I was born in 66.
round_a_squared@reddit
In 1970 the average age of a first time mother in the US was 21 and second children were usually born 2-3 years after the first. That math works out to a lot more Boomer parents of GenX kids than you think.
Disastrous-Fan-781@reddit
My dad is utterly convinced the 1989 vintage Mac computer he bought me when I went off to college is a collector’s item.
I even managed to find a Mac museum in an attempt to get him to part with it and they didn’t want it. And even if he we were right, and it was a collector’s item, surely 30+ years in their garage has put a big dent in its value lol.
advwench@reddit
Edna Hibel plates. There are boxes of them in my garage that my mom paid a couple of thousand to ship and, based on Ebay, are each worth about $5. She moved them because she was going to go through and sell them, but it's been almost two years and still they sit.
Befuddled_GenXer@reddit
I've got some family heirloom antique furniture. No idea what, if anything, it's worth. Also got my Mom's baby doll that my grandfather bought for her on the day she was born.
AgingTrash666@reddit
a collection of vintage Sears Silvertone guitar amps ... I'm not saying they're not collectible, they're just not worth more than what he paid for them
dee_lio@reddit
Broken furniture (it can be fixed and it's quality)
Rusted filing cabinet (they're metal, they don't make them like that any more)
To her credit, she did have some vintage fashion that was actually worth something.
Alone_Mobile_4974@reddit
McDonald’s happy meal toys
Late-Command3491@reddit
I finally got my spouse to get rid of these on our most recent move. We moved them twice before, once cross-country.
Sea_Brush4156@reddit
A Shirley Temple doll
BestUsernameLeft@reddit
Gotta give it some time. In a couple hundred years (plus or minus a few decades) those Hot Wheels are really gonna be worth something. Well worth hanging on to!
CarisaDaGal@reddit
My parents save nothing. It’s a habit I picked up too. Now my kids are like that haha