Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man!
Posted by fknslayer913@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 34 comments

Posted by fknslayer913@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 34 comments
SlappyWhiteSlaps@reddit
The producer of the beaver picture?
Son_of_Yoduh@reddit
He fixes the cable?
mzrdisi@reddit
Hello, meine new dispatcher says there eez somezing wrong mit deine cable?
Bontkers@reddit
Ja… that’s why they call me… I am expert.
TragicallyVMax@reddit
So does the vice president.
Superbar_garlicbread@reddit
Jackie Treehorn holds a lot of water in this town. You don't hold shit, Lebowski.
CheckYourStats@reddit
I like your jerk off name, I like your jerk off shirt, and I like you…jerk off.
MrAndyJay@reddit
I'm sorry I wasn't listening.
48HourBoner@reddit
Yeah, well, I'm still "jerk off", manually.
Jgibbjr@reddit
Draws. Draws a lot of water.
Ok-Lavishness-7904@reddit
All the Dude wanted was a chance to play the lead in Gutterballs
Direlion@reddit
These rich fucks with their erotic software, man…I say fuck it - let’s go bowlin’.
brbgonnabrnit@reddit
Hello Dude. Thanks for comin'.
ElDuderrrrino@reddit
Alright Dude, where'd you get that from?
fknslayer913@reddit (OP)
My fiance gave it to me for my birthday last year
ElDuderrrrino@reddit
Ah, your special lady friend. Nice!
fknslayer913@reddit (OP)
She's not my special lady, man. I'm just helping her to conceive.
underpanttrousers@reddit
Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her.
analogkid01@reddit
Very free-spirited...
Bombay1234567890@reddit
You mix a hell of a Caucasian, Jackie.
guiltycitizen@reddit
Is Ghost in your tape deck?
fknslayer913@reddit (OP)
Oh, Fuckin' A man!
NFTyBeatsRecords@reddit
Sounds like he loves things!
TractorFan247@reddit
JD Vance treats furniture like women man!!
grimatonguewyrm@reddit
Yeah! Yeah! Oh yeah!!
LLKroniq@reddit
The brain is the biggest erogenous zone
therealtwomartinis@reddit
on you maybe
IamTheGoodest@reddit
On you maybe.
PoliceChiefOfMalibu@reddit
Stay outta Malibu, deadbeat!
Stuff_n_Things24-7@reddit
The story is ludicrous.
ElDuderino_92@reddit
How’s the smut business?
TickleWitch@reddit
Get your gold brickin ass out of my sleepy beach community!
Lopsided-Garlic1988@reddit
no_bender@reddit
Yes regrettably, it's true, standards have fallen in adult entertainment.