Those weren't Donny's ashes, Dude
Posted by thefruitsofzellman@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 73 comments
I mean, think about it, man... a trophy-winning bowler, in the parlance of our times. He owes money all over town, including to known nihilists. Nothing about it indicates... as if it's impossible to get some ashes, dump it in a coffee can. Man, he's gotta feed the walrus. I mean, uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?
TheChainsawVigilante@reddit
When I die I also want my cremated ashes spread across the unsuspecting face of Jeff Bridges
ChaosVania@reddit
What are you a fuckin’ thanatologist?!?
jabalong@reddit
Ooh, thanatology, that's a new one for me. Cheers.
jpopimpin777@reddit
Nothing is FUCKED?! THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN!!
obvnotagolfr@reddit
Dude
FederalCash3035@reddit
Are we gonna split hairs here?
herberstank@reddit
They were threatening cremation!
Denver-Ski@reddit
GOD DAMNIT!
Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t mean we’re saps!
Forest-Ninja2469@reddit
I guess that was your accomplice in the coffee can......
kawiz03@reddit
Well Dude, we just don't know.
HeDogged@reddit
You're like a child who wanders in to the first episode of The Mortician on HBO....
idontcare5472692@reddit
Nice
CursorTN@reddit
Everything’s a fucking travesty with you.
Gotts21@reddit
Dude, it was an accident!
Gotts21@reddit
What about that shit about Vietnam!
TheDukeOfHyjinx@reddit
Donny was a good man.
mofo-or-whatever@reddit
You want ashes? I can get you ashes, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me
staresinshamona@reddit
Hell I can get you some ashes by 3 o clock this afternoon, WITH a recipient
jzn110@reddit
Sure, that and a modest receptacle
flounder42@reddit
Is there a Ralph’s around here?
Mulliganasty@reddit
Breaking character to say I don't love this theory, even though his Dudeness seems to be a fan. A big part of the movie is how Walter is right about everything (whilst being an asshole). For me, him being like a delusional schizophrenic (sorry for the certainly wrong diagnosis, not a doctor) doesn't add up and makes the movie worse.
Inevitable-Cow-2723@reddit
I’ll break with you and ask if you’ve seen “the mortician” about the Lamb Funeral Home in Pasadena. They were cremating multiple people and comingling ashes. Thats where my mind went when I saw this post.
RevolutionaryBuy5794@reddit
Everything has to be a fucking travesty with you, man!
texicali74@reddit
Whose ashes were they?
onlylurksnever@reddit
Good night, sweet prince
edmechem@reddit
https://tenor.com/bZXcZ.gif
Maduro25@reddit
You could be right if they went to the place in Pasadena. Lambs I think.
Glittering-Group-868@reddit
Whose ashes were they, Walter?
ajitation@reddit
He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo.
Ecstatic_Lab9010@reddit
Whose ashes were they, Walter?
jeffreyclayborn@reddit
Stfu Donnie
Double_M2@reddit
That did not occur to us, Dude
Minimum-Helicopter40@reddit
Donnys ashes draw a lot of water in this town you don’t draw shit
DrNullPinter@reddit
What are you, a fucking cemetery ranger now?
escoemartinez@reddit
Anybody ever get a line on The Dudes glasses? I’ve searched high and low.
thefruitsofzellman@reddit (OP)
Yeah, we got the boys down at the crime lab on it, working in shifts.
Active_Sh00ter@reddit
Leads...lol.
Zestyclose_Bowl6597@reddit
Ahahahaha marvelous. He’s a a wonderful man, we’re all very fond of him
2wheelsThx@reddit
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
Own-Song-8093@reddit
We will cut off your Johnson Lebowski
recovery_room@reddit
💨☕️
gaybillcosby@reddit
Fucking fascist!
GravsReignbow@reddit
new shit has come to light!
Next-Independent-477@reddit
Donny? Who loved surfing?
pumpkinbot@reddit
What in God's name are you blathering about?!
FartBarfunkel420@reddit
That had not occurred to us, Dude.
BigNutsOnClark@reddit
canada1913@reddit
What in gods holy name are you blathering about?
Runamucker07@reddit
What in gods name are ypu blathering about?
abides-the-dude-does@reddit
Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
MrAndyJay@reddit
We?
posco12@reddit
Is there a Ralphs around here ?
Crumby2222@reddit
Fucking amateurs…
CrystlBluePersuasion@reddit
Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps!
sullyoftheboro@reddit
Are you employed sir?
IamTheGoodest@reddit
Were you listening to the Dudes story?
Equivalent_Scheme175@reddit
I was ~~bowling~~ having a heart attack.
grimatonguewyrm@reddit
Bereaved, not saps
choopie-chup-chup@reddit
Those are overcooked burgers Walter
Mission_Record_4541@reddit
What on gods holy name are you blathering about?
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
No, u/thefruitsofzellman, that had NOT occurred to us.
Tommy84@reddit
That had NOT occurred to us.
RepublicKitchen8809@reddit
We appear to have a series of victimless crimes.
Xillos@reddit
It is our most modest receptacle...
mat_srutabes@reddit
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
guywithshades85@reddit
What in God's holy name are you blathering about?
Anarchaeologist@reddit
Friend with the modest receptacle?
Pseudonymble@reddit
This is all a part of your sick 'Donny' obsession, OP. You're not even in the fucking bowling league!
PoliceChiefOfMalibu@reddit
The ringer cannot appear empty
LLKroniq@reddit
Do you have any Kahlua?
jcdrum1@reddit
The coffee can tho cause the $180 whatever bucks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥
Necro_Brewer22@reddit
Your phones ringing Dude.
Blue-cheese-dressing@reddit
Well dude. . . we just don’t know.