Sometimes, there’s a man

Also, let’s not forget - let’s not forget, Dude - that keeping a lifelike animatronic fuck doll, for uh, sexual gratification, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.

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desert_manta_ray@reddit

What are you, a fucking Vagina Ranger now!?

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Telepornographer@reddit

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.

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kharringtonvideoarts@reddit

I was talking about my rug.

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Gutter_Snoop@reddit

It really tied my wrists to the headboard

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TummyDummy@reddit

What are you, a fucking Radio Shack salesman now?

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Sea-Plastic521@reddit (OP)

This comment wins 😂

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xMyDixieWreckedx@reddit

*he's

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mclms1@reddit

Does the female form make you incomfortable?

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AdVictoremSpolias@reddit

Is that what this is a doll of?

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Ecstatic_Lab9010@reddit

Little does he know, this particular model requires consent. All the bells and whistles, right?

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LongStable6837@reddit

Some people engage in it compulsively, without joy.

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eddie736@reddit

Oh no!

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LongStable6837@reddit

Oh yes.

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SpaceBearSMO@reddit

I dont care what freaky shit that you do at home as long as everyone envoled is age apropreat and into it.

Just wash your hands (take a shower) and know that when I tell you I'm not interested in talking about it, I mean it.

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I don’t fucking care! It don’t matter so long as you please us.

But you not fooling me, man.

You might fool the fucks in the repair shop but you don’t fool this dreamer.

It’s Bush league psych-out stuff.

Laughable, man!

I would’ve fucked you in the ass Saturday.

I’ll fuck you in the as next Wednesday instead.

You got a date Wednesday, baby!

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Brief_Pass_2762@reddit

She looks a little mean. I'd go with kinder eyes.

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Beginning_Baseball44@reddit

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.

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kharringtonvideoarts@reddit

It’s a male myth about feminists.

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ArtAccurate9552@reddit

You mean Coitus?

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mjpfinger@reddit

Far fucking out!

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Sonia-Nevermind@reddit

Are these virgins Walter?

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Elmeraculous@reddit

It made me laugh to beat the band.

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JoeInOR@reddit

Parts of it anyway

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Bocephus0406@reddit

Brandt can't watch, or he has to pay a hundred.

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Mean-Criticism-8515@reddit

I won't say a hero...because what is a hero?

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mcrmmr@reddit

And I’m talking about the Dude here…

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HoldUpPal@reddit

And I'm talking about the Dude here...

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alc1885@reddit

How you gonna keep em down on the farm once they’ve seen a 240 vault Fuckmaster Pro 5000

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MrAndyJay@reddit

She dripped on my fucking rug.

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unexciting_username@reddit

My six speed motor has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men.

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SurfWookie@reddit

Strong men also cry, strong men also cry

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hankeroni@reddit

Wave of the future dude.

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mat_srutabes@reddit

100 percent electronic

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X57471C@reddit

He fits right in there

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PricklePete@reddit

They'll cut of your Johnson.

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Top_Wheel6343@reddit

This is my friend Shari. She just came over to use the power.

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desert_manta_ray@reddit

The story is ludicrous.

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Rfunkpocket@reddit

this is all about your sick Cynthia thing, man!

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5319Camarote@reddit

(Doll singing) “…The Man in Me…”*

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After_Tune9089@reddit

She's not my special lady. She's my fucking lady friend.

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SlickRickGrits@reddit

I’m just helping her fill her tray man.

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Affectionate-Ring104@reddit

Vagina.

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DatBeardedguy82@reddit

This is our concern, dude.

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forgottenlogin88@reddit

You mean…coitus?

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FrozenWaffleMaker@reddit

A zesty enterprise.

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Alternative-Way-8753@reddit

I was talking about my rug...

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Top_Wheel6343@reddit

You want me to extend your uuh, cord? - haha yeah, I can't blow that far!

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Hagfist@reddit

Jesus. Where can I find a cash machine?

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Lucky-Bobcat1994@reddit

The story is ludicrous

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just_some_dude828@reddit

You’re not blowing

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GenerationNihilist@reddit

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.

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StarWarsMonopoly@reddit

Johnson?