Ve cut off and adopt your Johnson, Mr. Lebowski!

Posted by TrepidatiousInitiate@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 18 comments

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Ironbuttroadwarrior@reddit

Modern version..They keep your balls in their purse.

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Donkey_Bugs@reddit

Mine refuses to eat healthy. It has grown lazy in old age. It used to watch me shave in the morning and now it just looks at my feet.

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jfrankparnell85@reddit

Detachable johnson?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

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FlyTheW1988@reddit

Also keeping a penis for domestic…. That’s not legal either.

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Bontkers@reddit

What are you a pecker nutritionist now?

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taruclimber8@reddit

Get you a penis by 3 pm

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Necessary-Sock7075@reddit

with nail polish haha these fuckin amateurs...

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Bontkers@reddit

🤔

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dadvsspawn@reddit

Johnsons?

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Affectionate-Boat505@reddit

Bunny would steal your cock for $1000. Does that make her a witch?

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brb9911@reddit

You want a penis? I can get you a penis, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit

My art has been commended for being highly penile.

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choopie-chup-chup@reddit

Another oat soda Gary

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bashful_rabbit@reddit

You fuckin know it’s been stolen.

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fi1mcore@reddit

Condolences

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Rizos28@reddit

Ja, your wiggly penis

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Ancient_Composer9119@reddit

Yummy

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ChokeOnDeezNutz69@reddit

I mean, you know the guy?