So who stole The Dude's car exactly? Do we know? It can't have been little Larry

Why couldn't it have been little Larry? Sure, he is a dunce and flunking social studies, but his homework was in the car, so it had to be him. It was a joy ride situation.

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Key_Country3756@reddit

I do wonder what Larry did with the briefcase full of phone books.

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Botosi5150@reddit

Pilar: "Larry sweetie? Where did all these underwear come from?"

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Ok_Television9820@reddit

We don’t know that, dude. Vagrant could have found Larry’s homework on the street, used it as toilet paper, and moved on.

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Riffpin@reddit

And you know, he owes money all over school, including some known social studies teachers, and that’s cool

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Key-Contest-2879@reddit

OP wasn’t listening to the Dudes story.

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Tech27461@reddit

Larry stole the car. Although there was no money, Larry learned exactly what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

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SaguaroDragon@reddit

Or when you find a stranger in the alps, if you are into that whole televised edit thing

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Bigphatmatt@reddit

This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you feed a stoner scrambled eggs

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Tasty-Application807@reddit

Oh we didn't want to get the impression that we were police exactly. We were hoping it wouldn't be necessary to call the police. But that's up to little Larry here, isn't it Larry?

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funnyfaceking@reddit

The Sheriff of Malibu: real reactionary.

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mayhem6@reddit

Probably just took it for a joyride….

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CarberHotdogVac@reddit

Oh, the usual… mmmm, bowling, uh… drive around, uh… the occasional acid flashback.

The music industry, briefly.

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hoptagon@reddit

All the Dude wanted was his car back.

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ActionReady9933@reddit

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

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ThumbsUp2323@reddit

Were you listening to The Dude's story?

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Sad_Researcher_3344@reddit

You're like a child who walks into the middle of a movie

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uttyrc@reddit

I read that Jesus either stole it himself or encouraged Larry to steal it.

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Unusual_Compote4909@reddit

Was Larry the one that Jesus flashed when he was 8 years old, dude?

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therealtwomartinis@reddit

plausible but The Jesus Rolls doesn’t have a concrete timeline, am I wrong?

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uttyrc@reddit

That is something I never considered.

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ChokeOnDeezNutz69@reddit

You look for the person who will benefit and, uh

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wazzufreddo@reddit

Let me check with the boys downtown at the crime lab

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msb06c@reddit

We know it’s his fucking homework. Where’s the money you little shit!

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duh_nom_yar@reddit

It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it.

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Interopia@reddit

I wonder why he parked it there. Apathy?

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dandle@reddit

Probably to make Walter shut up about 'Nam.

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TheIgnitor@reddit

Bulk of the car thefts, Dude. Hardly a lightweight.

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godshula@reddit

Larry just need it to hit the in and out burger near his house. They’re really good burgers.

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shaakti1520@reddit

I’ll just check with the boys down at the crime lab

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jayhof52@reddit

They're gonna ding that poor car up!

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My logical deduction says that after they failed the dropoff, they went bowling, and since the nihilist, who have motorbikes, know where he usually is (lives, hangs out), after calling numerous times during bowling, went to his home and the usual places he visits and stole his car to get the briefcase. After finding it empty, they ditched the car, lodged against an abutment. Am I wrong?

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AKA-Pseudonym@reddit

Why wouldn't they just steal the briefcase?

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maloside@reddit (OP)

No time to search, just steal the car and do it throughly

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kellerb@reddit

They're cowards, not good men, and thorough

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215312617@reddit

So, Larry just walked by the car while it was lodged against the abutment, shoved his homework between the seats, then used it as a toilet and moved on? Hardly, Dude. Sounds like you need more detectives on the case.

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notcabron@reddit

Talk to the boys down at the crime lab.

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maloside@reddit (OP)

Larry's teacher is a vagrant, and he keeps outstandingly bad homeworks in his back pocket to show to other vagrant teachers for laughs. He used it as a toilet, wiped himself with the homework and moved on.

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notcabron@reddit

My thinking about this case has been very uptight.

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ccccc4@reddit

Well that's just like, your opinion man

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Lucky-Bobcat1994@reddit

Thus makes sense dude

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KoobsInABox@reddit

You think the carpet pissers did this?

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VanSage@reddit

The bulk of the series. And yet, his kid is a fuckin' dunce.

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AdhesivenessNo1216@reddit

You want a social studies essay tucked into the seat of a car? I can get you an essay by 3 o’clock…with a grade.

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Ainvb@reddit

Pilar?

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monkeybawz@reddit

Anything can happen when you meet a stranger in the Alps. I guess we'll have to see.

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mclms1@reddit

They left the tape deck.

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215312617@reddit

That poor car—that poor Torino—stole itself. C’mon, Dude.

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pratham13@reddit

It don’t matter to Jesus

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spiderinside@reddit

Am I wrong?

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Sweeper1985@reddit

The Chinaman is not the issue here.

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InsuranceThen9352@reddit

Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature, Asian American please!

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carl_showalter96@reddit

It wasn't the carpet pissers

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briannaspring@reddit

Obviously you're not a golfer

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EafLoso@reddit

OVER THE LINE!

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CaptianBrasiliano@reddit

Kid just wanted a car...

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devilmollusk@reddit

I wouldn’t hold out for the credence

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Obvious-Sundae-6449@reddit

This is a common misconception, man. The car was recovered, and the only "theft" was the rug. The Nihilists were just trying to get money for Bunny. Little Larry did manage to total his dad's car, but that's a whole other story. This is 'Nam, Dude. There are rules.

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