So I was watching dateline last night about a woman who was tied up and murdered in her home...
Posted by slemnem80@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 3 comments

.. and all I could think every time they mentioned it was The Dude's rug🤷🏻♂️😓 ... on another note, the above is what will be representing fiancé and I's first home we close on this Friday🥳
FanofFloyd83@reddit
That’s very undude of you 😂
FlyTheW1988@reddit
Finance? Does this place look like you’re fuckin engaged? The toilet seat’s up, man!
Congrats on the home and engagement. Hope nobody pees on your welcome mat, it looks like a valued, uh….
slemnem80@reddit (OP)
At least I'm housebroken. And thank you very much. We couldn't be more excited.