ULPT: Is it illegal to send cat shit through USPS? (Request)

Posted by --littlej0e--@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 49 comments

The Googleizer is somewhat ambiguous on the subject. Seems like it IS NOT illegal as long as I use the appropriate containers, labels and markings... but IS technically illegal if it is considered harassment, which this likely would be. Without a definitive legal answer, it isn't worth the risk, so I need an alternative.

For context, I came across a high-volume seller on eBay who is seemingly trying to fly as close to the sun as possible without getting burned. This seller knowingly and repeatedly sells heavily used, barely functional, non-functional, and incomplete items listed as "open box," and seems to get away with it most of the time. Best I can tell, their approach relies on buyer apathy, confrontational responses, and emotional manipulation—invoking a “small family business” narrative—to manipulate buyers, deflect criticism and subsequently maximize profits.

Needless to say, I should have paid more attention to the negative feedback before making the purchase. But now... I'd like to return the item in true unethical (but 100% legal) style.

Item package is approx. 9in/23cm long x 6in/15cm wide x 6in/15cm high. I can put it inside a larger box if needed.