Why does the Dude's front door swing outward? That definitely goes against California building regulations
Posted by No-Guide8665@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 207 comments

A-Lazy-Pancreas@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donny
mclms1@reddit
The Dude is not in.
Living_Young1996@reddit
Kinda looks like a door going to a vestibule or mudroom..
Alert_Green_3646@reddit
It wouldn't have been as funny if it opened in.
According_Ad_6083@reddit
Well, ya see, this was back in the early 90s when we were having trouble with that fella named saddam.
Hicker31@reddit
Because Marty was too busy looking for the venue he wanted, practicing his cycle -- you know, the dance quintet -- & requesting notes.
TheJWal420@reddit
I live in California my door swings outward so what's your point man?
sendit710@reddit
This sub’s comment section is just the same every post over and over again.
I absolutely love and cherish it.
UnBearable1520@reddit
You’re not wrong, just an asshole
sendit710@reddit
This reply made my day lol
VisitAbject4090@reddit
The Fuck you talking about? (Sips White Russian from mustache)
Soft_Caterpillar5845@reddit
Dios mio
carnitascronch@reddit
Well, dude, we just don’t know.
AdministrativeFlow56@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Donnie
The_Crown_Jul@reddit
😂 but the combinations are always new ! it's always new shit !!
jayhof52@reddit
New shit frequently comes to light!
BigNutsOnClark@reddit
seanieuk@reddit
That's just like, your opinion, man.
Aggravating_Speed665@reddit
I did not know that.
Bammer7@reddit
I knew Marty the landlord was a goldbricker
grimatonguewyrm@reddit
It’s like Lenin said. You look for which way the door swings and…uh…uh
Impressive-Name4507@reddit
I am the doorman?
jabalong@reddit
Hell, I can find you a California home with an outward-swinging front door by three o'clock this afternoon--with green paint. These fucking amateurs.
FckinKnoItsBeenStoln@reddit
They flip a door and we’re supposed to shit ourselves in fear. Jesus Christ.
Ok_Skill7476@reddit
This whole thing
Impressive-Name4507@reddit
Landlords dude
desert_manta_ray@reddit
These aren’t the guys who built the railroads!
hornwalker@reddit
What the FUCK are you talking about
Impressive-Name4507@reddit
Walter, he fucked up my door! So what the fuck am I to do!?
HelpMeSpork@reddit
What, you’re a fucking building code inspector now?
Impressive-Name4507@reddit
Took the words directly out of my mouth dude.
sorotomotor@reddit
Why does the Dude's front door swing outward? That definitely goes against California building regulations
This is a private residence, man.
Humble_Turnip_3948@reddit
It's actually safer for it to open outwards. Less likely to snag on the rug during an emergency pissing.
iommiworshipper@reddit
These aren’t the guys who built the doorways here so what the fuck is your point?
Organic_Conflict_886@reddit
We are syyympathizing with you, Dude.
pearldrum1@reddit
Fuck you, Walter. Fuck the tournament.
juggdish@reddit
Fuck the tournament??
Telepornographer@reddit
I do love that this is the one thing the Dude says that actually upsets Walter.
DIYdoofus@reddit
I can see you don't want to be cheered up.
Remarkable_Peanut_43@reddit
Who gives a shit about the fucking door?
shadowouch@reddit
Door is not the preferred nomenclature. Primary means of egress, please.
ravlee@reddit
You mean treat doors like women?
pop_em5@reddit
Is this your home renovation, Larry?
ArtAccurate9552@reddit
Dude, the door is not the issue here
carnitascronch@reddit
Obviously they’re not a golfer.
bubbasawyer3@reddit
It’s all part of his sick municipality thing.
grimatonguewyrm@reddit
Hence the hinges.
afraid-of-the-dark@reddit
I hear they've got them working in shifts.
BoomDonk@reddit
Must be exhausting
remsleepwagon@reddit
Is OP the only one around here that gives a SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?
UnBearable1520@reddit
Well dude, we just don’t know
bscepter@reddit
Uh, Dude, uh, tomorrow's already the tenth.
ArtisticBother8957@reddit
The dude abides
Blackankles@reddit
Also, nailing a board in the path of…, that’s not legal either
afraid-of-the-dark@reddit
The dude was just as surprised, after all that hard work and all those nails.
CrystalSplice@reddit
The first time I saw the movie, I didn’t even notice The Dude’s door opened outwards until that scene where he’s building the thing to block the door. It fucking broke me. 🤣
051015@reddit
I mean.... Why would you notice it before then? Yes, you can see it when he talks to Marty, but it's so subtle.
ERVIN1888@reddit
What is your point Walter
DIYdoofus@reddit
yeah Walter, what's your point.
AdministrativeFlow56@reddit
Shut the fuck up, Donnie
AdventurousTravel509@reddit
It’s a very complicated case.
ElPadre2020@reddit
Well, the Dude lived in what was probably the subsidized housing or Section 8. You know, the ghetto or the projects to use the parlance of our times.
beesechurger89@reddit
Maybe whoever installed the door was smoking a lot of Thai sticks
PabstBlueBourbon@reddit
You should see his back door.
carnitascronch@reddit
The code inspector assigned to that district:
DIYdoofus@reddit
Must be exhausting.
tyderian25@reddit
Uli doesn't care about enforcing code, he's a nihlist
LysanderBelmont@reddit
It does so because it makes the scene work.
zestotron@reddit
Worthy fuckin adversary
Character-Head301@reddit
Obviously you’re not a carpenter
marktwainbrain@reddit
And dude, an outward swinging front door … within the state borders … you know for construction purposes … that’s not legal either
beetle6768@reddit
Who gives a fuck about the portal!?!
wisepeppy@reddit
The cake... Shit, man! The cake is a fucking lie! I mean, uh, hasn't that ever occurred to you man? Sir?
the_jurkski@reddit
They’re gonna killl that pooooor-tallll.
GreatPhase7351@reddit
Also, Dude, 'outward swinging door' is not the preferred nomenclature. ‘Externally facing dwelling portal’, please
jayhof52@reddit
We’re not talking about something that lets you on the fucking railroad car!
wholesomechunk@reddit
Lotta ins, lotta outs
lavacadotoast@reddit
That's Gold Jerry, Gold!
analogkid01@reddit
What are you, a fuckin' city building inspector now?
J_Double_You@reddit
I'm throwin' rocks tonight!👏🏻👏🏻
J_Double_You@reddit
I'm throwin' rocks tonight! 👏🏻👏🏻
MayoMouseTurd@reddit
Shut the fuck up Donny
jackasspenguin@reddit
Look man I’ve got certain information. New shit has come to light! A middle aged Marty, a slumlord, in the parlance of our times, you know, owes money all over town, including to known avant grade dance venues, and that’s cool, that’s cool, but didn’t it ever occur to you man, that you know this might not be so simple, that is, it could be, uh , more complex, you know?
abidethedark86@reddit
What in god’s holy name are you blathering about?!
jackasspenguin@reddit
Well, I’ll tell you what I’m blathering about! Cmon, man? Marty flipped the door swing himself! Didn’t that ever you know, occur to you, man?
abidethedark86@reddit
No, Mr. Penguin, that had not occurred to me.
AdVictoremSpolias@reddit
That had not occurred to us dude
abidethedark86@reddit
As god as my witness, I will not abide another door.
nb6635@reddit
That door really tied the whole room together, dude.
Soft-Ad-8975@reddit
And these guys made it swing the other way?
hornwalker@reddit
Fucking amateurs. They open a door and we’re supposed to shit ourselves.
jayhof52@reddit
Sir, will you please keep your voice down? This is a family subreddit.
ThisBoyIsIgnorance@reddit
the supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint! This affects us all Dude.
I'm staying and finishing my coffee
Sitting_in_a_tree_@reddit
You’re not dealing with Morons…
tmac27072@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
gattboy1@reddit
The Dude hammered so much into his hardwood I thought I was watching Logjammin’ 2: Electric Nailgun Bugaloo.
TheBoldManLaughsOnce@reddit
Is that some kind of Eastern thing?
Belle_Err@reddit
but, the rug ...
Speedhabit@reddit
Dude it’s already the 10th
DIYdoofus@reddit
Far out.
SettingPlayful5447@reddit
Meine name iz Karl Ich bin expert
MantisToboggan_22@reddit
This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous.
DIYdoofus@reddit
A lot of strands in the ole duders head.
spagmopheus@reddit
Honestly the chair thing is the funniest bit in the whole movie
DragonflyScared813@reddit
Made me laugh to beat the band...
DIYdoofus@reddit
Parts anyway.
Reddygators@reddit
Right up there with the burning crotch roach.
the_jurkski@reddit
You’re like a child that wanders into the middle of a movie…
RabbiVolesBassSolo@reddit
And let’s not forget… let’s not forget, micturating on a rug, on an oriental rug, within the confines of this fair city… that ain’t legal either.
analogkid01@reddit
Asian-American rug, please.
DIYdoofus@reddit
That rug didn't build the railroads.
Leaf_Locke@reddit
Are some old buildings grandfathered in? Was that the code on 1994? I'm not privy to all the information
MintyCitrus@reddit
It also contravenes a number of the league’s bylaws
Commercial_Set2986@reddit
Don't want to be a hard on about it
carnitascronch@reddit
Do you think they’ll have to forfeit the house?
DIYdoofus@reddit
It's fragile.
MarkMinimum4436@reddit
We're talking about unchecked fire codes here
sorotomotor@reddit
Why does the Dude's front door swing outward? That definitely goes against California building regulations
This is a private residence, man.
testudoaubreii1@reddit
I lived in Eastern Europe, because I'm not Jewish, I'm fucking Polish Catholic! And it's common to have the doors open outwards. The reason I was given, was that it makes it so you can't kick the door down. Of course, if the Dude locked his door then our situation with the rug pissers would have gone differently.
maryjolisa34@reddit
A lot of ins, a lot of outs, what have you
Pepe_Silvia_9@reddit
Fucking park ranger
Ischerryan@reddit
It for comedic effect
EastBayRaider510@reddit
That had not occurred to us dude
jaycutlerdgaf@reddit
Don't worry about the door, it's a nihilist.
DryProgress4393@reddit
That's why his landlord is so cool with the rent....
dua70601@reddit
Land lord is too busy working on his dance quintet at the Crane Jackson’s Fountain Street Theatre.
JohnnyTheMechanic@reddit
So he's rent-wise pretty cool ?
CheesecakeFlimsy6161@reddit
I'd have to check my accountant because, ah...
RJS7424@reddit
Obviously you're not a plumber
blaspheminCapn@reddit
At least I'm housebroken, man.
Gotts21@reddit
He treats doors like women, man.
posco12@reddit
This is not Nam. There are rules to building doors.
Chief_Low@reddit
I thought that the door got broken on the opening scene when Jackie Treehorns thugs push him through. I assumed that the door got hung the opposite direction due to the damage, which explains the dude’s confusion when putting the 2 x 4 in the ground, and why it didn’t work.
grimatonguewyrm@reddit
Hell, I can get you a door by 3 o’clock this afternoon... with right-hung hinges.
pc_shannon27@reddit
Do you have a job sir…because if not you could probably get one as a code enforcement officer in the great state of California…just sayin’ dude…
joaquinsaiddomin8@reddit
I’ll have you know the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint
chasehusbands@reddit
MortgageJoey@reddit
These men are inspectors, Walter?
Johnsendall@reddit
Please, Dude, follow whatever instructions they give. The building inspection is in your hands. Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that: the building inspection is in your hands.
FunctionBuilt@reddit
For the joke.
BilliousN@reddit
Lotta in's, lotta out's...
SolidSnek1998@reddit
Those are good doors, Walter.
Ok_Skill7476@reddit
Shut the fuck up Snek
xander2600@reddit
He gets a break on the rent man, which is due on the ah…
jjames34@reddit
That has not occurred to us dude
Clavenesque@reddit
Someone go watch the “bite the curb” scene from American History X, that front door swings out as well.
scrotanimus@reddit
Doors are complicated. Lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what have yous.
realitystreet@reddit
You’re not dealing with morons here
shartsofglass_@reddit
Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Lebowski
InsuranceThen9352@reddit
No donny these men are cowards.
RedPhule@reddit
There's a lotta ins, lotta outs..
joueur_Uno@reddit
Well dude, we just don’t know.
Joe-Davola@reddit
You want an outward swinging door? Hell, I could get you an outward swinging door by 3 o clock this afternoon
Punchable_Hair@reddit
And also, let's not forget - let's not forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife...uhm, an amphibious rodent, for...uhm, you know, domestic...within the city...that ain't legal either.
En1i1@reddit
Door’s open dude.
Thank you Donny
Ok_Television9820@reddit
Doors for egress should swing outward for safety reasons in public buildings…but this is a private residence, man.
romulusnr@reddit
But seriously folks, The Dude is obviously in some of the shittiest apartments he can find in LA, one that is run by an easily pushed-over dweeb. Not surprised it's not up to code. It's probably not even legal to rent, which is why the Dude can get away with stringing Marty along on rent.
He also doesn't care too much that he's literally nailed a board into a hardwood floor. You're gonna get dinged on your deposit there Dude
romulusnr@reddit
Having an apartment door, outward, like that, in city limits -- that ain't legal.
lavacadotoast@reddit
Shut the front door Donny..
Scared_Pineapple4131@reddit
Kinda ah building codes reactionary...
oxnardist@reddit
It’s an homage to Double Indemnity.
GratefulDawg73@reddit
I wonder if you wonder.
anditcounts@reddit
Lot of ins, lot of outs
EasternShoreAL@reddit
All The Dude wanted, was his door closed. splat
white_dolomite@reddit
Give the builder notes
JohnnyTheMechanic@reddit
They've got them building in shifts
GapApprehensive2727@reddit
The door is not the issue! The other item in the house....the rug... It tied the room together, did it not?
JohnnyTheMechanic@reddit
Fuckin' A
RedMoco@reddit
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
tripflops@reddit
That’s just like your opinion man
JasonYaya@reddit
You don't get up to code doors when you're 10 days late with the rent all the time.
DragonflyScared813@reddit
JasonYaya, please....
Old-Struggle-7760@reddit
Its all in how you frame it!
samhapache@reddit
Well dude, we just don’t know
notsobadmisterfrosty@reddit
California building regulations? Is that some sort of eastern thing?
udat42@reddit
Far from it.
StOnEy333@reddit
This is not Nam. You can’t build a door that goes out. That’s against building regulations. There are rules.
Beginning_Baseball44@reddit
Mark it zero. Next frame.
Choice_Television244@reddit
I think that was part of the
useless_modern_god@reddit
I does not actually contravene the code. I learned that when I posted the same thing last year.
SpecialAd4085@reddit
But dude what about easy exgress if there's a fire? 🤣
JayAlexanderBee@reddit
Harder for the fascists to kick in.
Apocalypso777@reddit
Scene wouldn’t be as funny if it swung in.
WallyLeftshaw@reddit
It’s a private residence man
Dmiller360@reddit
What are you a building construction delegator now?
Prudent-Funny-4723@reddit
Doors do not swing in and out at your convenience you miserable piece of shit
sharkzone@reddit
Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the regulations?
roski888@reddit
The bar’s over there…..
zorbacles@reddit
because if it went inwards, the joke wouldnt work
Localdefense@reddit
And let's not forget, keeping an amphibious rodent.. within city limits?
That ain't legal neither.
Psydt0ne@reddit
Try opening it from the other side. It works fine.
Training_Author_4963@reddit
Because it’s funnier that way
KeithWorks@reddit
No, this had not occurred to us Dude.
Nice_Leopard_7135@reddit
Hey man. This affects all of us. It’s our basic door hinges here!
mrbeck1@reddit
Cops were there. They closed the case on the rug and the door.
Joe-Dang@reddit
Is this.. what day is this?
Mulliganasty@reddit
Ill-Fun-9654@reddit
Are you a safety inspector or something now?
ProgrammerWorldly525@reddit
A rich tradition spanning 3,000 years, from Hammurabi's Code of Laws to CALGreen Efficiency Standards...
Alert-Ad-2373@reddit
Because it's funnier that way.
24oz2freedom@reddit
We gonna split hairs here, Dude?
slickrico@reddit
Nice marmot
wompyeyedmadman@reddit
You’re not wrong, you’re just an ASSHOLE
ChicagoDash@reddit
That’s just, like, your opinion, man.
HGFantomas@reddit
Fucking fascist
Vegetable-Put3884@reddit
This isn’t Nam, Smokey, this is California.
dcamnc4143@reddit
Well dude, we just don’t know.