Hi. So every year my partners family has a big summer gathering. It's long. It's boring. I get stuck watching the kid as no one else pays him any attention. Here's the thing. I really don't want to go this year. I also think my wife should go since she's looked forward to summer since the spring weekend we spent with them. (Yes, that's every year too). Help me with a good last minute ute reason, illness, etc.