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Size matters for women too.

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Size matters for women too.

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willindeed@reddit

Anon is an idiot
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Fucanelli@reddit

I agree. Anon will spend the rest of his life trying to imagine what large breasts feel like pressed up against him. Meanwhile, every night is wife will be thinking about the hundreds of times she got railed by 3+ different dicks.
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willindeed@reddit

Hundreds of times with 3 + dicks.? That is one rough weekend
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Fucanelli@reddit

Anon spoke of her being in at least three long term relationships
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willindeed@reddit

At the same time?
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johnny_effing_utah@reddit

Go to a strip club and cop a feel. Get kicked out. Laugh.
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ForGrateJustice@reddit

I've never been kicked out for copping a feel. I never tried to either, the girls just grabbed my hand and put it there. Didn't know that wasn't common.
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lifesnotperfect@reddit

Depends. Some joints let you touch, others don’t. I went to one where the bra wasn’t even taken off plus no touching. That place sucked!
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ForGrateJustice@reddit

No joint lets you touch. But this one my high school friend was a dancer. Let me paraphrase, my friend *that I've known since highschool* danced there. She really talked me up to the other girls (that she got along with). They have a pecking order I guess.
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Musselsini@reddit

>no joint lets you touch Lol at America.
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No_Championship5992@reddit

He's flat out wrong.
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pojohnny@reddit

I think he meant officially
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lifesnotperfect@reddit

> No joint lets you touch. My local one lets you touch a lot. I got two fistfuls of titty and some thigh. This is Australia though, so maybe we're more laxed about it.
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ForGrateJustice@reddit

We're talking about USA. And their supposed "land of the free" yet full of puritanical American squeamishness.
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yiang29@reddit

In USA maybe. In Montreal “full contact” is written outside every strip joint. I’ve always heard Americans don’t allow that
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No_Championship5992@reddit

Go to Lust in Martinsburg. Life changing.
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filthy_harold@reddit

Get a private dance and they'll let you grab them. Cheaper than an affair. Just remember, that stripper doesn't love you.
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TooMuchToAskk@reddit

Strippers can't take off their underwear in US strip clubs and you lot still believe you're the land of the free.
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No_Championship5992@reddit

Its state by state. Some states are full nude. Lust in Martinsburg is my home away from home. They wink their assholes at you as you walk by.
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Few-Frosting-4213@reddit

Confidently spreading misinformation, respect.
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Garglepeen@reddit

This comment is false.
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ExperienceLow6810@reddit

That’s not even remotely correct lol the majority of states allow full nudity…
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girlgamerpoi@reddit

I heard it's just silicone valleys there.
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Pitiful_Special_8745@reddit

That's why you have fun before you get married as he is right. It's just too much fun to be had with non wife materials. He will be a skeleton and will not know the feeling. Sad.
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mischling2543@reddit

Statistically marriages where both parties are virgins last much longer
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PM_ME_WHATEVES@reddit

Most marriages where both couples are virgins, are religious nature or part of a culture where divorce is frowned upon.
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HistoricalIce5@reddit

That's what he said.
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Material_Band5687@reddit

If you have a obese friend, ask him to touch his boobs.
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trainderail88@reddit

He could feel a large heavy pair without having to cheat. You're a goddamn genius.
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mischling2543@reddit

True, gay sex doesn't count as cheating
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willindeed@reddit

It's not gay either as long as you say "No Homo" after
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Lizard_King_5@reddit

Roll down your windows and grasp your hands going at 40-50 mph and it feels kinda like it
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UpvoteCircleJerk@reddit

You're supposed to honk on your nose while under water. That's what actually works and is similar to the feel of the titty.
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CertifiedSheep@reddit

How big is your fucking nose
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SgtJuharez@reddit

You remind me of that scene in the 40 year old virgin when he tries to compare it to a bag of sand
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cantpeoplebenormal@reddit

Anon need only touch himself!
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psychoCMYK@reddit

They're like bags of sand
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born_2_be_a_bachelor@reddit

If? The dude speaks english
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Groundbreaking_Bag8@reddit

Knock her up. Even after the baby grows a bit older, wife's tits will still be bigger.
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Andrew852456@reddit

You can also have several children
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Andrew852456@reddit

Make her pregnant, her breasts will grow
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Iliv4gamez@reddit

Can't experience everything in life. Accepting that you'll miss out on things allows you to appreciate what you can a bit more.
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prisonsuit-rabbitman@reddit

get a midna mousepad on etsy
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awildshortcat@reddit

And this is why, as a small chested woman, I will never get into a relationship again. I do not want to be this woman
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1glint@reddit

Can't relate, I love girls with smaller chests.
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Howaito69@reddit

flat tits are best but every man should bury his face in a pair of huge juicy melons atleast once in his life
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Matt_2504@reddit

Medium are the best of both worlds
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FormerlyWrangler@reddit

Can confirm
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NegiSpringfieldYT@reddit

Lain fans are the best so by extension you have good taste. 😁
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1glint@reddit

Facts! ♥️
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nikoll-toma@reddit

based had big ones, had small ones. prefer small ones.
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baudmiksen@reddit

Small ones with silver dollars
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Sneed-Feed-and-Seed@reddit (OP)

We know, you like them when they're still shopping in the kid's section.
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LeapYearBoy@reddit

And come packing with a 12 incher
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1glint@reddit

Bro 😭😭
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chainer3000@reddit

Idk you do have an anime profile pic
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randCN@reddit

💢💢💢
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frost_essence_21@reddit

Man wtf😂
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MovesThatBodyLikeA@reddit

Got news for you…
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Loktarian@reddit

Same, but it's mostly because i didn't like how big ones feel. Still enjoy the aesthetic, though.
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mischling2543@reddit

Idk man that sounds kinda gay
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Hellhound777@reddit

Similar scenario except she was a virgin too. I’ll never know but I can live with it.
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DJThomas07@reddit

Why is this difficult? Pay for her to get a boob job. Simple. My wife got it done and its great.
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SigmaBattalion@reddit

LMAOOOOOO
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Cumsocktornado@reddit

Speaking to the hypothetical anon I can almost guarantee you that the moment you touched some supposed mega rack in the process of cheating the illusion would dispel and you'd be left with something you didn't want. That thing would be a hollow, ("this isn't what I imagined- the dopamine has faded, what am I even getting out of this,") and bitter feeling; because you are, at heart, probably a good person and someone who loves his wife you would quickly find that for every bit of love you have for your wife it would turn into a serrating guilt- the more you love your wife the worse you will feel. Worse still, you will have accrued this for nothing- the cheating will be, by it's very nature, ephemeral and whatever thrill you got out of it will evaporate almost instantly. You will loathe yourself in the absence of your lust as you are left to carry the bag for your actions with nothing to show for it. You will then be stuck with the quagmire of either carrying that guilt around and constructing a lie to accommodate it, (which I seriously doubt you have the mettle to handle without collapsing/confessing anyways,) or confessing to relieve the painful guilt only to then face whatever marital implosion you will have wrought. Control your horny. Express it in some way or otherwise trust it will pass eventually but definitely don't torpedo your marriage for it. If you are feeling sexually imbalanced to your wife that's a whole other issue that needs a lot of work but it definitely shouldn't be seen as a pretext to make a flatly regarded mistake.
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RetroTheGameBro@reddit

Anon's greed will be his downfall.
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Ill-Scheme@reddit

As someone who's slept with the gamut of breast sizes, I can sympathize with never having felt a pair of tig ol bitties. But anon is, as is customary, being a full retard. Don't fuckin cheat.
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No_Championship5992@reddit

I used to have this couple I was friends with. She did porn for a living. I wouldn't call her a porn star. But she had an onlyfans and shit. Even got paid to fly out to like. Baltimore and shoot a scene. But her boyfriend was this IT guy who paid all the bills and she had taken his virginity. They were in an open relationship but she was the only girl he ever slept with. I used to tell him he should try some other girls and she would get so mad and just be like "he doesnt have to if he doesnt want to!". I would just he like "hey its only fair". This post reminded me of them.
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Bright_Beat_5981@reddit

I would get a prostitute instead of cheating. Try a couple of them and get it out of your system.
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skylay@reddit

"I would cheat instead of cheating"
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baudmiksen@reddit

Faithful people hate this one loophole
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nupieds@reddit

I was a virgin when I met my wife, she had had a boyfriend “asshole.” She actually kinda suggested that it would be OK for me to get laid by another woman before we got married. (I didn’t.);And I loved her smaller boobs, and she didn’t. Eventually she got a boob job, against my wishes, and was working out she could have could have been a Playboy bunny.
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skedadadle_skadoodle@reddit

Porn has corrupted Anon
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Smooth_Mammoth8600@reddit

Anon, don't. A big breast can fill a man's hand But small breasts will fill a man's heart
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FireWater107@reddit

"Would it be that terrible if I cheated-" yes. Yes it would. Go to a strip club if you want to experience that so badly. Buy a 15 minute with some girl with giant tits and get a good handful. But don't hurt the one you love and ruin what sounds to be an otherwise great relationship because of a single stupid thought.
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Illustrious_River695@reddit

honestly this sounds more like he's seething over wifey getting rammed by 3 dudes before him and him getting settled for
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rstrstrs@reddit

lol 3. You take the "serious relationships" and multiply by 7 for the dudes that meant nothing to her.
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The_Elusive_Dr_Wu@reddit

I always heard the rule of 2. To get the real answer for men, divide their given answer by 2. For women, multiply.
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LeapYearBoy@reddit

More like 3 in a week...
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FearLeadsToAnger@reddit

Projection? Weird read.
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LeapYearBoy@reddit

Tits or gtfo
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eventualwarlord@reddit

3 lol
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19Alexastias@reddit

I feel like most people would also consider that cheating lol
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n13LC@reddit

Going to a strip club is still cheating bro
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Contact_Antitype@reddit

Big boobs are JUSTICE.
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Ok-Discount1174@reddit

I hear pregnancy enlarges the melons
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Icy-Establishment272@reddit

Yo literally have a kid and theyll get bigger, boom problem solved
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darcebaug@reddit

There's another way. When they gain weight, it grows the rack.
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cocoelgato@reddit

Take HRT grow boobies. Goon to your own boobies. Many such cases.
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SabreToothSandHopper@reddit

Are there really that many
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UpvoteCircleJerk@reddit

Up to 2 per each person I think.
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Django_Mane@reddit

^This
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Adama222@reddit

Boobs can grows if massaged regularly
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benis444@reddit

Leave your wife like a real man
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FearLeadsToAnger@reddit

Anon glances into the void of regret and considers diving in for the sake of a boner.
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Tha_Maxxter@reddit

No it fcking doesn't Booba is booba, all booba is good booba Afraid anon is an idiot
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Bug-Accurate@reddit

The forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest
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SgtJuharez@reddit

Yet it gets you in hell or some shit, I dunno
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ThatCrazyTechMan@reddit

Anon is not onto something here
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slwaq@reddit

"I don't know how many men she had before me" Anon is the biggest cuckold
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Cfox666@reddit

Can relate Anon should just told her that he prefers normal tits, maybe she wouldn’t mind implants
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Brussel_Rand@reddit

I wonder if that would actually solve his marriage. Anon is probably going to be paying lawyer fees after he bangs that latina hooker anyway, so is a surgery to give your wife a confidence boost really a bad trade? On one hand you have what, a titty fuck that cost 20k and on the other a titty fuck that costs 5k?
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gecked@reddit

My wife's breast is my preferred size of breast. I mean, I don't have a wife yet but you know what I mean
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Brussel_Rand@reddit

Anon should question if he's actually happy in his relationship if this one hang up is leading him to question if he needs to experience more women. Cheating should be off the table, but he should question if the quality of his marriage: the emotional, romantic, financial, etc. aspects are less important than having a woman with a bounce to her chest. Is going through a divorce, needing to move out, being single for who knows how long, and everything else he's signing up for worth it for some tits? No? Then accept your wife and your place in that relationship and fight to make it better.
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HonestLemon25@reddit

Anon needs to stop watching porn
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TrippyTheO@reddit

That's it? Just comes off as the usual rotating cat post, but lazier than usual.
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JumpingCoconut@reddit

If you reverse the genders she'd be burned at the stake 
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Araeynn@reddit

Cheating is fucking regarded behavior in any situation. Anon clearly does not have a wife; if he did, he would realize that the weight of the tits does not matter.
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Swallowtail13@reddit

Yeah no ..forget about it
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