I agree. Anon will spend the rest of his life trying to imagine what large breasts feel like pressed up against him.
Meanwhile, every night is wife will be thinking about the hundreds of times she got railed by 3+ different dicks.
I've never been kicked out for copping a feel. I never tried to either, the girls just grabbed my hand and put it there.
Didn't know that wasn't common.
No joint lets you touch. But this one my high school friend was a dancer.
Let me paraphrase, my friend *that I've known since highschool* danced there. She really talked me up to the other girls (that she got along with). They have a pecking order I guess.
> No joint lets you touch.
My local one lets you touch a lot. I got two fistfuls of titty and some thigh. This is Australia though, so maybe we're more laxed about it.
That's why you have fun before you get married as he is right.
It's just too much fun to be had with non wife materials.
He will be a skeleton and will not know the feeling. Sad.
Speaking to the hypothetical anon I can almost guarantee you that the moment you touched some supposed mega rack in the process of cheating the illusion would dispel and you'd be left with something you didn't want.
That thing would be a hollow, ("this isn't what I imagined- the dopamine has faded, what am I even getting out of this,") and bitter feeling; because you are, at heart, probably a good person and someone who loves his wife you would quickly find that for every bit of love you have for your wife it would turn into a serrating guilt- the more you love your wife the worse you will feel. Worse still, you will have accrued this for nothing- the cheating will be, by it's very nature, ephemeral and whatever thrill you got out of it will evaporate almost instantly. You will loathe yourself in the absence of your lust as you are left to carry the bag for your actions with nothing to show for it.
You will then be stuck with the quagmire of either carrying that guilt around and constructing a lie to accommodate it, (which I seriously doubt you have the mettle to handle without collapsing/confessing anyways,) or confessing to relieve the painful guilt only to then face whatever marital implosion you will have wrought.
Control your horny. Express it in some way or otherwise trust it will pass eventually but definitely don't torpedo your marriage for it.
If you are feeling sexually imbalanced to your wife that's a whole other issue that needs a lot of work but it definitely shouldn't be seen as a pretext to make a flatly regarded mistake.
As someone who's slept with the gamut of breast sizes, I can sympathize with never having felt a pair of tig ol bitties. But anon is, as is customary, being a full retard.
Don't fuckin cheat.
I used to have this couple I was friends with. She did porn for a living. I wouldn't call her a porn star. But she had an onlyfans and shit. Even got paid to fly out to like. Baltimore and shoot a scene. But her boyfriend was this IT guy who paid all the bills and she had taken his virginity. They were in an open relationship but she was the only girl he ever slept with. I used to tell him he should try some other girls and she would get so mad and just be like "he doesnt have to if he doesnt want to!". I would just he like "hey its only fair". This post reminded me of them.
I was a virgin when I met my wife, she had had a boyfriend “asshole.” She actually kinda suggested that it would be OK for me to get laid by another woman before we got married. (I didn’t.);And I loved her smaller boobs, and she didn’t. Eventually she got a boob job, against my wishes, and was working out she could have could have been a Playboy bunny.
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"Would it be that terrible if I cheated-" yes. Yes it would.
Go to a strip club if you want to experience that so badly. Buy a 15 minute with some girl with giant tits and get a good handful.
But don't hurt the one you love and ruin what sounds to be an otherwise great relationship because of a single stupid thought.
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I wonder if that would actually solve his marriage. Anon is probably going to be paying lawyer fees after he bangs that latina hooker anyway, so is a surgery to give your wife a confidence boost really a bad trade? On one hand you have what, a titty fuck that cost 20k and on the other a titty fuck that costs 5k?
Anon should question if he's actually happy in his relationship if this one hang up is leading him to question if he needs to experience more women. Cheating should be off the table, but he should question if the quality of his marriage: the emotional, romantic, financial, etc. aspects are less important than having a woman with a bounce to her chest. Is going through a divorce, needing to move out, being single for who knows how long, and everything else he's signing up for worth it for some tits? No? Then accept your wife and your place in that relationship and fight to make it better.
Cheating is fucking regarded behavior in any situation. Anon clearly does not have a wife; if he did, he would realize that the weight of the tits does not matter.
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