What’s your non sysadmin jobs at work?

Wrangler and interpreter of trades. "You there computer man, what's the alarm guy on about?" (us losing pots lines, I said put in a permacon gprs unit. A little time epnt in EUC at TYCO Int came in clutch) and the plumber for the seized tap on the zip boiler and the electrician to downrate that 40 amp circut to 20 for the new press and what can we do about the lighting in the studio (not only did I get to phone it in to the wholesaler to get 75 daylight tubes but then got to spend 2 days up a latter swapping out both staters and fluro tubes) General reapir and maitanance. "Those indiv photo backgrounds that pop out, yeah we broke 1" (4 show up, steel rim taped back together after the rivets failed. handful of 4mm fittings....) assembler of furniture and plasterer of small cracks, mostly caused by the shithead sparkies the landlord used. (Defacto) Purchasing Officer. Manager said no, lets go and see the computer man, he's much more amenable to logic. He was and did end up buying quite a few non ICT things for the greater good over the years. (Manglement trusted him with the company cards) Mechanical troubleshooter. "AHHHHHH the nexpress has sprung a leak! Shut her down!!!" goes over, sees water line leaking at supply end. Goes to equipment graveyard and gets hoseclamp off of forgotten UV coater, fixes and back in service 10 mins later. Big confab between the print guys, Konika's comercial techs and FujiFilm over heat related issues affecting print presses. (By now we've ruled out 'fumes' from the EVA in the book binders by fitting them with ducting and venting to external atmosphere) I noted in my 6 years on deck I had never once seen the indoor units for the air conditioners cleaned let alone serviced. Next morning myself and one of the taller chaps had been voluntold into operation, 6 ac's had their filters removed and cleaned. Each one running black from paper dust and other grime that manged to choke each ac down to very little. Company (Non ICT) Support. One of the interstate sales managers had complained to one of our FoH that she was out of samples (print and photo company.....) and nothing was being done about it, the FoH mentions it to me in passing. So I get on the phone to both intertstate managers and find out they're both starved of samples. Go into print and perouse the overrun pile that's yet to be recycled. I made up a box a week each for them for 3 weeks, the senior print operator was also our freight dispatch so I asked him if he'd label them and slip them into the outbound dispatch which he did.