Oh, no not on the Federal building, man!

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lebowski-ModTeam@reddit

Walter, face it, there isn’t any connection. Your roll.

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Crackslap@reddit

That building really tied the city together.

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MilaVaneela@reddit

And this man peed on it.

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JoeInOR@reddit

Donny, please

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ironstyle@reddit

Fuckin A

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seahawk1977@reddit

With zip ties.

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Own-Contribution-478@reddit

You can imagine where it goes from here.

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XxFezzgigxX@reddit

Careful, saying words to police is now an arrestable offense.

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DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit

I know my rights, man, I wanna fuckin' lawyer, man... I want Bill Kunstler, man... or Ron Kuby.

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Barrettbuilt@reddit

Careful man, there’s a fragile ego here.

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Top-Attitude3883@reddit

I hope his partner paid $100 to watch

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PoliceChiefOfMalibu@reddit

I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a Federal building is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the person?

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Solnse@reddit

Only in Malibu, Chief.

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PoliceChiefOfMalibu@reddit

Looks like these deadbeats drank a lot of water in Malbu

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Puzzleheaded-Grand27@reddit

Looks like DHS, not LAPD.

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organicdelivery@reddit

Got them occupying various federal buildings in shifts.

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Heretic_Scrivener@reddit

Oh separate incidents?

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Notredamus1@reddit

I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude!

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1lard4all@reddit

A yellow line?

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imjustmos@reddit

The fascists pissed on your building dude?

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mjpfinger@reddit

Fucking Fascist!

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Barrettbuilt@reddit

How’d your meeting go Mr. Lebowski?

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Laxku@reddit

You're dealing with morons here.

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wazzufreddo@reddit

He thinks the carpet pissers did this?

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stonrelectropunkjazz@reddit

Citizens arrest citizens arrest

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Cheap_Consequence_56@reddit

No on the grass, man!

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TanguayX@reddit

Many places, that’ll get you on a sex offender list and essentially ruin your life.

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DigitalNomadicYogi@reddit

He couldn't find a rug?

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outlawstarc@reddit

And also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that pissing... Uhm, urinating, in... uhm, you know, public...within the city...that ain't legal either.

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ForswornForSwearing@reddit

And let's also not forget--let's not forget, Dude--that keeping wildlife, uh, a fucking pig, for uh, you know, domestic, within the city-- that ain't legal either

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seahawk1977@reddit

Also Dude, fucking pig is not the preferred nomenclature. Fascist-American, please.

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AltoCowboy@reddit

It really ties to municipality together

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Dio_Yuji@reddit

It’s micturated upon

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AvailableHandle555@reddit

![gif](giphy|tZ4QzCueTwh2g)

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Pimpstik69@reddit

At least I’m housebroken

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Aramkhutu@reddit

Was that a valued building?

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CyclingMack@reddit

In Texas he could be charged with a sex crime.

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Necessary-Primary183@reddit

Rules for some not for all

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FrozenWaffleMaker@reddit

The cop pissed on the fucking wall, man. It really tied the courtyard together.

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PharmD-2-MD@reddit

At least I’m housebroken

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MarkDoner@reddit

Ever thus to deadbeats

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