Jeremy Clarkson recently underwent a medical exam (likely the kind of physical examination a person might get before starting work in certain occupations) at his own expense and decided to write about that experience. Here’s a preview:

“My most recent [medical] came along last week and it was eight solid hours of thoroughness. Much of that, naturally, was spent in an MRI Polo mint, and to take my mind off the constant banging, I started to have a little think. And something weird occurred to me.” 😅

(Usual disclaimers apply since his column appears in The Sunday Times.)