Please, Cooper, follow whatever instructions they give.

Posted by Hubbled@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 21 comments

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reginaltus@reddit

The whites

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CursorTN@reddit

When you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those fucks down at the league office, to fix their hearts or die.

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Mibbler@reddit

Also, transvestite is not the preferred nomenclature—trans woman, please!

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strongsilenttypos@reddit

Technically the nomenclature is periodic and correct! Lets not make this another Nam….

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Future-Turtle@reddit

The man in the black lodge. Worthy adversary.

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strongsilenttypos@reddit

One eyed Jack?

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Mibbler@reddit

I'm staying. Enjoying my damn fine coffee.

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strongsilenttypos@reddit

Any the best Cherry pie I’ve ever had!

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Visible-Tradition-92@reddit

Bones, or clams

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AKA-Pseudonym@reddit

The plot is ludicrous

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MaximusGrandimus@reddit

I can get you a toe, Dude. Just make a call to the Red Room.

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whiskeywin@reddit

You're being very un-Coop.

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Shut_It_Donny@reddit

Oh man. Don’t say that.

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n8ertheh8er@reddit

Her life is in your hands dude

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DaDudedudedude1234@reddit

Logjammin’ Lady

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Dr_Middlefinger@reddit

eduD eht m'I

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CursorTN@reddit

One day my rug will have something to say about this. My rug saw something that night.

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Tempus__Fuggit@reddit

Shut the fuck up, Audrey.

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AsexualFrehley@reddit

The nihilists are not what they seem.

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idubbkny@reddit

separate incidents!

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skinnyminnesota@reddit

Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that