Does the Dude ever clean his toilet?
Posted by abides-the-dude-does@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 81 comments
Posted by abides-the-dude-does@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 81 comments
Aggravating_Bat3618@reddit
Yea actually he keeps it clean. Single Man clean. Its different than other types of men. One can tell he's not big on entertaining guests however.
Also hr only drinks beer at the alley.
Aaronjk1010@reddit
Isn't this guy supposed to be a millionaire?
RedPhule@reddit
What are you, a fucking plumber now?
hauntedink@reddit
The Dude bidets
VisitAbject4090@reddit
The dude abides
pepsimanfan@reddit
It's down there somewhere let me take another look
idubbkny@reddit
click
ready-redditor-6969@reddit
Dude wears his bathrobe to the market for cream, you want him to do what now? 😂
murse_joe@reddit
Do you see a wedding ring?
Puzzleheaded_Road530@reddit
Does it look like he’s fuckin married?
Biscuits4u2@reddit
He looks like a fuckin loser
LurkzMcgurkz@reddit
Atleast he's housebroken
SwiftKickRibTickler@reddit
he even holds up the wrong hand! are we gonna split hairs here?
TheBoldManLaughsOnce@reddit
Brandt can't watch
Bigspotdaddy@reddit
That’s marvelous.
MoistFisherman6657@reddit
Does it look like a woman live here?
flojo2012@reddit
At least he’s house broken
Duke0119@reddit
He’s so lazy he doesn’t put the toilet paper back in the holder. He just keeps it on top of the toilet.
folic_riboflavin@reddit
This aggression will not stand!
brb9911@reddit
Aw Jesus! What’s that smell, man?
jpowell180@reddit
I would imagine that he cleans it rather well, as he had no qualms about taking a second dive into the bowl…
901Soccer@reddit
Does that place look like he's fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man
Careless_Wishbone_69@reddit
All his plants are dead!
G8083r@reddit
I don't know, let me take another look.
david8601@reddit
Hardly, dude.
tastygnar@reddit
The answer's down there somewhere let me take another look.
Venomous87@reddit
Are you surprised at my toilet bowl rings, sir?
Current-Jelly-259@reddit
Obviously, you are not a golfer.
Jgibbjr@reddit
Does it look like I'm married?!
Kirbyr98@reddit
Far from it.
jaycutlerdgaf@reddit
Obviously, he's not a custodian, man.
LurdMcTurdIII@reddit
Does peeing on the stains count?
Pretend_Will_5598@reddit
Does the pope shit in the woods?
215312617@reddit
Don’t be fatuous, u/abide-the-dude-does
abides-the-dude-does@reddit (OP)
Uhh… I don’t know, sir
therealtwomartinis@reddit
Hmm. That username some kind of Dagobah thing?
TheRealPallando@reddit
Far from it.
PodissNM@reddit
The Dude is most certainly a lazy man and he dresses like a bum, even on a weekday, but his bungalow usually looks pretty clean and we know he enjoys a relaxing meditative bath on occasion, so surely he cleans his bathroom.
Dobstylin@reddit
What the fuck are you talking about? The toilet is not the issue here, dude
TheRealPallando@reddit
Do you have to use so many cuss words u/Dobstylin ?
Dobstylin@reddit
The fuck you talkin’ about?
duh_nom_yar@reddit
I do clean. The Dude cleans. This will not stain, ya know, this toilet scum will not stain, man.
Hefty-Station1704@reddit
You never scrub a precious antique. Decreases the value.
buffalovirgo@reddit
Does it look like he’s married?
Puzzleheaded_Gene909@reddit
The toilet is not the issue here, dude.
realitystreet@reddit
Obviously you’re not a janitor
24oz2freedom@reddit
This is our concern, Dude.
Oldballs2@reddit
“Does it look like I’m Fucking married!”
Nesbitt_Burns@reddit
Well Dude, we just don’t know.
MaMerde@reddit
No, we know.
Time_Tour_3962@reddit
Judging by mine, yes
Jakester42@reddit
It might be clean now. Let me have another look.
Rizos28@reddit
It's pretty clean for the laziest man on Los Angeles
MitchMcConnellsJowls@reddit
Does his place look like he's fucking married? The toilet seats up, man?!
BlooNorth@reddit
I got a rash so bad on my add, But you know me, I can’t complain.
Warm_Suggestion_959@reddit
obviously he's not a cleaner
Careful-Wrap5273@reddit
that some kind of eastern thing?
Sht_n_giglz@reddit
Does it look like he's married? The toilet paper's not even on a roll!
Astro_gamer_caver@reddit
Let me take another look.
No_Loan_9587@reddit
The toilet is not the issue here, Dude.
bart_may@reddit
Is this your toilet Larry?
Bitter-Art7631@reddit
Where’s the toilet scrubber, you fucking brat!?
temporarychair@reddit
You don’t leave your bathroom looking like that! On a weekday!
DaniLabelle@reddit
Yeah, fuck it man! Dude can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man.
fagan_jay78@reddit
Does it look like he’s fucking married
irago_@reddit
That had not occurred to us, dude
glassclouds1894@reddit
No. After all, he's quite possibly the laziest man in Los Angle-less county.
Novel-Ad909@reddit
Which puts him high in the running for laziest world wide.
mayhem6@reddit
Do I look married, man? The toilet seat is up!
Ok_Television9820@reddit
No.
n8ertheh8er@reddit
God I just noticed the empty tube on the holder and the roll up on the tank. This is why I never get tired of this movie. Every little detail tells a story
Numerous_Aide_5027@reddit
Thanks a lot, asshole...
GiordanoBruno23@reddit
I always assumed it was the half and half
acousticat@reddit
Does it look like he's married? do you see a ring on his finger?
Bahamut20@reddit
At least he's house broken
ChaosVania@reddit
What are you, a fucking housekeeping ranger?!?
MarkDoner@reddit
Pretty high in the running for laziest worldwide
dakemp@reddit
This is our concern, dude.
BlankSlate400@reddit
Is this a—-what day is this?
LordOfBottomFeeders@reddit
Well yeah, but I used up all the cleaner trying to clean my rug man. I should ask the Big Lebowski about my scrubbing bubbles!
OregonTripleBeam@reddit
It's a private residence