We don’t need an urn, we’re electrocuting the ashes.
Posted by Bontkers@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 26 comments
Posted by Bontkers@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 26 comments
GooseCloaca@reddit
Put the polarity away man, they’re call the electricians …
Visible-Tradition-92@reddit
This is a mortuary, not a rental house
LordOfBottomFeeders@reddit
Mods, really? They take down all of my posts and leave up the abstract posts that aren’t related? I’ll be posting this comment every day on every post until the rogue mod is removed. Message me directly so we can figure this out. Have a good day.
NappingSounds@reddit
This is our … most modestly charged gilded orb…
torch9t9@reddit
Wave of the future, Dude. One hundred percent zero point energy.
Key-Contest-2879@reddit
Mr Tesla said he had to have you ejected from his garden party. He pulls a lot of water in Colorado Springs. You don’t pull shit.
Hagfist@reddit
Is that so?
YourHooliganFriend@reddit
What the fuck are you talking about? The Croation is not the issue here...
Dstegs_@reddit
Edison… worthy fuckin’ adversary
Jealous-Report4286@reddit
He steals a few patents and we’re supposed to shit ourselves.
nysom1227@reddit
Sir, this is a mortuary, not a rental house.
MrNavinJohnson@reddit
Sure they are.
Dstegs_@reddit
Were you listening to the dudes story?
MrNavinJohnson@reddit
I tried, but so much rambling.
Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you.
Jealous-Report4286@reddit
This isn’t the guy who built the…oh never mind!
Bontkers@reddit (OP)
The Croatian in the black tuxedo, Dude. Worthy fuckin’ adversary.
Living_Ad_5386@reddit
From sexy pigeons to mythical death rays YOURE GODDAMN RIGHT IM CHILLING IN AN ORB
Bontkers@reddit (OP)
This isn’t the guy who built the X-ray machine.
Living_Ad_5386@reddit
Parle usted ingles!?
vibrodude@reddit
Just because we’re bereaved doesn’t make us ZAPS!
Dr_Middlefinger@reddit
ORB, Operation Rusty's Blanket.
The Guild of Calamitous Intent, from the Venture Brothers? Anyone?
Fuck it. Let's go bowling, Dude.
AbruptMango@reddit
They would have to be in an orb, it's the most efficient way for him to be spinning in his grave.
Bontkers@reddit (OP)
That’s fucking interesting man… that’s fucking interesting!
AlexTrebek_@reddit
This AI aggression will not stand man
FrozenWaffleMaker@reddit
New things have come to light. Dig his style.
slimpawws@reddit
It is our most modestly priced receptacle.