Congrats Tim on being voted Enchanter of the Year! š§āāļø
Posted by 5319Camarote@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 75 comments

Posted by 5319Camarote@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 75 comments
No-Air-5176@reddit
The old man told me to take any grail in the house.
kepple@reddit
Did zoot light the Grail shaped beacon again?
AdultishRaktajino@reddit
Lancelot canāt watch or he has to pay 10 pence.
kepple@reddit
Could I have just a little bit of peril?
irate_alien@reddit
we've already got one
timodreynolds@reddit
I told them I already got one... šš
SeaBag8211@reddit
Seperat3 incidents?
slemnem80@reddit
Tim???
analogkid01@reddit
Man, come on, I had a rough night and I hate Robin's Minstrels, man!
kepple@reddit
You don't like my music, get the fuck out of my carriage man
SeaBag8211@reddit
Those are good burgers walter.
reginaltus@reddit
...and proud we are of all of Tim.
Bort_Bortson@reddit
Bunny Lebowski's got huge, sharp-- eh-- she can leap about-- look at the bones!
kepple@reddit
How about her tracts of land?
Sidebar: this is my favorite subreddit crossover of all time
JerryRiceOfOhio2@reddit
run away!
Ready-Guava6502@reddit
Far out man! Thatās fucking interesting. Bunnyās been biting and sucking every knight all over town, man. I mean it really tied the cave together. Has that even occurred to you man?
Ralph--Hinkley@reddit
This barely has anything to do with the movie, but you achievers seem to like it so I'll leave it, but I won't approve it.
SeaBag8211@reddit
Well i didn't vote for you.
outofindustry@reddit
this aggression will not stand, man
ElectricalWave7@reddit
Tom, pleaseā¦
therealtwomartinis@reddit
that some kinda eastern swallow?
Son_of_Yoduh@reddit
Far from it. African.
SeaBag8211@reddit
This is the bird that can carry a coconut.
higgslhcboson@reddit
āKeep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach communityā
āOh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!ā
higgslhcboson@reddit
Listen -- strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. The Supreme court has roundly rejected farcical aquatic ceremony.
Think_Seaweed_7314@reddit
And after that, the oral sex, Patsy can't watch though, or he has to pay 100 gold pieces.
NoTie2370@reddit
He met Arthur when he was King Of England, not of California.
No_Client3594@reddit
A GRRRRAIL!
Drewp655321@reddit
The knights who say Ni....hilists
DeeEmm@reddit
There are some who text him, and there are some who call him.
AKchaos49@reddit
What the absolute fuck does this have to do with Lebowski?
215312617@reddit
Well, there isnāt a literal connection.
rpgnymhush@reddit
The Grail is at the cave on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger...
215312617@reddit
Well go out there and brace the rabbitāshould be a pushover.
5319Camarote@reddit (OP)
Those are good Communion wafers, Dudeā¦
Caligula_Would_Grin@reddit
"JESUS CHRIST!"
"You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus Christ."
cntUcDis@reddit
Tim?
AbbreviationsHot7662@reddit
Hereās my point dude, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
I didnāt watch my buddies die face down in the muck, so that this strumpet
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
This fuckin whore, could lob scimitars...
BewareOfBee@reddit
I thought we were a nihilistic collective?
5319Camarote@reddit (OP)
You told Galahad, Galahad told me; yes, yes?!
analogkid01@reddit
mmmmmmessage for you, sir!...
Finatic4Life20@reddit
The extremely quotable crossover that I didnāt know I needed!
Son_of_Yoduh@reddit
Iām throwing fireballs tonight!
allusium@reddit
Waving the fucking staff around!
Botosi5150@reddit
Tim, this is not DnD. This is bowling. There are rules.
Confident-Weird-4202@reddit
A local cat cafe has a werewolf cat named Tim the Enchanter. Cracks me up.
Topical_Nonsequitur@reddit
I think heās got room for one moreā¦
Badmotordrummer@reddit
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BobsonDugnut1@reddit
Own-Contribution-478@reddit
Way out west there was a feller. Feller I wanna tell you about. Feller by the name of... Tim.
guywithshades85@reddit
Sir Galahad probably kidnapped himself.
NoShortsDon@reddit
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch - worthy fuckin adversary
youropinionisrubbish@reddit
Walter, the Chinaman who farted in my general direction, I can't go give him a bill! So what the fuck are you talking about?
theviolinist7@reddit
Chinaman is not the proper nomenclature. French person, please
theviolinist7@reddit
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man....
ChicagoDash@reddit
That rabbit really tied the cave together.
Nonchalant_Khan@reddit
You want a grail? I can get you a fucking grail.
UmeaTurbo@reddit
What the fuck are you talking about? The grail is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about my own, personal....ugh....idiom? IDIOM?
JerryRiceOfOhio2@reddit
there are ways
UmeaTurbo@reddit
Quite
Skinslippy3@reddit
Iāll snatch that staff from your hands, shove it up your ass, and shoot fireballs till it goes click!
EnvironmentalPack451@reddit
Please don't touch that
KyroTheGreatest@reddit
Is this a.... what sub is this?
GrolarBear69@reddit
race is getting tight with the Wizard core upstarts and ice king returning from hiatus, but we all knew who it had to be,
Putrid_Cobbler4386@reddit
Thou taketh the holy modestly priced receptacle, and pour it out to the count of three.
AdministrativeFlow56@reddit
Coconuts, Dude. Coconuts.
OG-Giligadi@reddit
There are some who call him that
SlickRickGrits@reddit
At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him.
Dstegs_@reddit
Also, let's not forget, Dude -- let's not forget that keeping wildlife, an European swallow, for, uh, coconut transportation , you know, within the castle-- that ain't legal either!
Jaydrix@reddit
I didn't voted for him!
khanmex@reddit
Got the whole sorcerer thing goinā
broberds@reddit
The Knights of the Round Table, yes, and proud we are of all of them.
313rustbeltbuckle@reddit
What the fuck are you talking about?!
KoobsInABox@reddit
All right, way to go, Timmy!