The? Who, who, who the fuck are the Park Cleaners?
Posted by torontopeter@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 69 comments
Posted by torontopeter@reddit | lebowski | View on Reddit | 69 comments
JKEYK4@reddit
…and these guys cleaned on it!
Affectionate-Boat505@reddit
Donnie, please...
stuffbehindthepool@reddit
Every time a park is cleaned, I have to compensate the person?
jackasspenguin@reddit
The Korean cleaners are not the issue here!
dandle@reddit
"Park Cleaners," like they clean Koreans?
TheBoldManLaughsOnce@reddit
Cleaner-American please
seahawk1977@reddit
THAT'S the correct nomenclature!
phantastik_robit@reddit
We’rennot talking about the guys that made the kimchi, dude
recovery_room@reddit
dandle, you’re out of your element!
No_Curve_8141@reddit
Donny, you’re out of your element.
dandle@reddit
I am the oo-rus?
iambarrelrider@reddit
Is the scene when he cleans the park?
2wheelsThx@reddit
Second-hand bowling shirt from a thrift shop.
passwordstolen@reddit
Doesn’t the landscaper shirt actually say Donnie?
Holiday-Tie-574@reddit
This was a valued, uhh…?
irago_@reddit
That shirt really tied the outfit together, did it not?
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
Exactly. All the folks who cite his misnamed shirts as evidence for the "Dead Donnie" theory seem to miss this.
secretwheelman@reddit
What are you a fucking park cleaner, now?
PianoMittens@reddit
All Dude wanted was a rug cleaner
gattboy1@reddit
Is that Winston Wolf, Walter?
BraveryDave@reddit
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top: Is there a Ralph’s around here?
ElYodaPagoda@reddit
herberstank@reddit
We are sympathizing
NightWatchZero@reddit
Fuck sympathy, I don't need your fucking sympathy man, I need my fucking park cleaned!
recovery_room@reddit
I can see you don’t want to be cheered up. Come on everyone, let’s get a lane.
Capn_Grammar@reddit
He probably works with Mordecai and Rigby.
24oz2freedom@reddit
Well, dude, we just dont know.
849x506@reddit
I know this will be somewhere in the comments of every post, but I laugh every time.
24oz2freedom@reddit
Right! Every time!
mynameisnickromel@reddit
Sounds like mandated community service to me
505Trekkie@reddit
Head canon: Donnie was a small business owner?
XxFezzgigxX@reddit
Would make sense why he was on the team when Walter couldn’t stand him. They needed his sponsorship and Donnie was a decent bowler.
recovery_room@reddit
Decent? He throws rocks.
ElYodaPagoda@reddit
Mark it Dude!
secretwheelman@reddit
He was a good bowler, and a good man.
Donny, who loved bowling.
carnitascronch@reddit
As a cleaner he explored the beaches of Southern California- from Leo Carrillo- to Pismo
n8ertheh8er@reddit
You’re not thinking of Tony Blundetto’s massage studio, are you?
BOSTONROUNDER@reddit
Park Cleaners. Very thorough. They come clean up when we’re done shooting beaver pictures.
tucker_sitties@reddit
You think the park cleaners did this??
torontopeter@reddit (OP)
Well tucker_sitties, we just don’t know.
BraveryDave@reddit
It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they cleaned it.
SheYeti@reddit
New custom bowling shirts are expensive. Donnie found it at a thrift shop. Just like Dude's Medina Sod shirt. Hasn't that occurred to you? Man?
Eleatic-Stranger@reddit
Shit, vintage custom bowling shirts are expensive.
Someone recently posted on this sub, pointing out that the Dude only wears the Medina Sod shirt after Donny dies. Prior to that, the Dude just wears T-shirts.
It was clearly Donny’s shirt, and the Dude wore it in his honor.
SheYeti@reddit
New shit has come to light!
fagan_jay78@reddit
Were you listening to the dude’s story?
irago_@reddit
I was cleaning
CommonSensei-_@reddit
They clean rugs!
It was an inside job!
That’s why Donnie is quiet. And why Walter is mean to him. Sobchak security was investigating the incident!
New shit has come to light!!!!
gobbler_of_butts@reddit
they clean the park are you stupid?
Muted-Manufacturer57@reddit
No I said NEAR Medina Sod
blueElk_@reddit
The team Donny used to be on until Walter and The Dude scouted him. They braced his team and Walter grabbed his teammates and beat Donny out of them.
schlamster@reddit
The beauty in that plan is its simplicity
torontopeter@reddit (OP)
So who, who—
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
They're over on the Southside, near the In-N-Out.
torontopeter@reddit (OP)
Uh, the In-N-Out’s on Camrose.
fknslayer913@reddit
Those are good burgers Walter
torontopeter@reddit (OP)
Shut the fuck up fknslayer913
DeuceOfDiamonds@reddit
I said near the In-N-Out
Steiney1@reddit
Donny clearly collects old bowling shirts
Alternative-Way-8753@reddit
What are you, a fucking park cleaner now?
Hey-its-Phil@reddit
The park cleaners are not the issue here, dude.
tubaLoons@reddit
I myself cleaned parks at one point. Not in Nam, of course.
Ripper42@reddit
well, there are rules
Dstegs_@reddit
Donny still cleans his parks manually
MetalUrgency@reddit
The story is ludicrous
Affectionate-Ring104@reddit
Wandering daughter job.
Lost_Barracuda8561@reddit
New shit has come to light! The Coens are from Sr. Louis Park, MN, maybe a nod to that?
RedPhule@reddit
Well, there's not a literal connection...
TheSolarGarlicRots@reddit
Yeah? The cleaner with the cleft asshole?
DillPickerson@reddit
A sponsor for the bowling team