[-] guesswhatihate@reddit Is that where you put the Johnson? [-] kawiz03@reddit Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening ejaculation! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?
[-] kawiz03@reddit Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening ejaculation! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?
[-] smkestcklghtn@reddit Wait, what? The amount of light? How much light gets into a vagina? And if it is a lot, perhaps that is the vagina you should be interested in... [-] Flingaway69420@reddit Darkness washed over the dick. Darker than a black steers toockus on a moonless prairie night.
[-] Flingaway69420@reddit Darkness washed over the dick. Darker than a black steers toockus on a moonless prairie night.
[-] Ganjulama@reddit Central scrutinizer: This is the central scrutinizer... joe and his date are going back to the apartment to have a little party... [-] Son_of_Yoduh@reddit Being a latent appliance fetishist can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
[-] powerhikeit@reddit These unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word [-] zandadad@reddit Do you have any Kahlua?
[-] OG-Giligadi@reddit But they are willing to step up to a row of milkers and shove their dick, or rod, or Johnson, straight in.
[-] peckin_me_ed@reddit I would have fucked you in the sperm extractor Saturday. I fuck you in the sperm extractor Wednesday instead. Wooo! You gotta date Wednesday, baby!
guesswhatihate@reddit
Is that where you put the Johnson?
kawiz03@reddit
Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening ejaculation! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?
smkestcklghtn@reddit
Wait, what? The amount of light? How much light gets into a vagina? And if it is a lot, perhaps that is the vagina you should be interested in...
Flingaway69420@reddit
Darkness washed over the dick. Darker than a black steers toockus on a moonless prairie night.
Bricks_and_Bees@reddit
What do you need that for, Dude?
Donkey_Bugs@reddit
r/DoPutYourDickInThat
grimatonguewyrm@reddit
“The right amount of light.”
Marvelous!!
AdministrativeFlow56@reddit
Brant cant watch though, or he has to pay $100
fishbone_buba@reddit
He fixes the cable?
esoterica52611@reddit
So hook a brother up
Ganjulama@reddit
Central scrutinizer: This is the central scrutinizer... joe and his date are going back to the apartment to have a little party...
Son_of_Yoduh@reddit
Being a latent appliance fetishist can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
Beginning_Baseball44@reddit
The new Apple iWank
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
ffrostygreen@reddit
A zesty enterprise
cgo255@reddit
noneedforanamee@reddit
Is that what this is a picture of?
Kingston023@reddit
I still jerk off manually
zandadad@reddit
Of course you do
powerhikeit@reddit
These unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word
zandadad@reddit
Do you have any Kahlua?
Grip-my-juiceky@reddit
That’s why they call me. I am expert
BigNutsOnClark@reddit
They treat objects like women, man.
OG-Giligadi@reddit
But they are willing to step up to a row of milkers and shove their dick, or rod, or Johnson, straight in.
Kentuckywindage01@reddit
Where can I get one? For research…
215312617@reddit
Wave of the future, Dude.
myfrigginagates@reddit
Clearly treated an object like a woman.
omega_red24@reddit
That must be exhausting.
peckin_me_ed@reddit
I would have fucked you in the sperm extractor Saturday. I fuck you in the sperm extractor Wednesday instead. Wooo! You gotta date Wednesday, baby!
SnarkAtTheMoon@reddit
Don’t be fatuous Jeffrey
DatRatDo@reddit
Vagina…
NOT-GR8-BOB@reddit
You can imagine what happens next.
CrotasScrota84@reddit
I’m just going to find a cash machine
DefenderofFuture@reddit
He’s a good man, and thorough
kawiz03@reddit
Well... I still jerk off manually.